"Yo, Master Wei is back, I just bought a big banana, I want to eat it myself."

Wang Keyboard didn't look back, and was busy tapping the keyboard with a twitch-like technique on the blackened screen, preparing to spray people before his teammates typed out the question mark.

"Hmm." Wayne glanced at the long, thick banana on the king's keyboard table, and replied a little rustily.

Master Wei is Wang Keyboard, and another roommate, Pan Yi, gave him a nickname.

The reason why this nickname is called is not only because Wayne's name is very similar to the American man Batman, but also because the focus is on the "old" word.

"Huh? Master Wei, I used to listen to me let you eat bananas, didn't you just say a word for me to keep for myself? It's not normal to be so polite today......"

Wang Jian turned his head to look at the roommate who was still standing at the door, some taciturn roommates, pushed his glasses, pondered for two seconds, and suddenly showed such a smile on his face——(ಡωಡ): "Could it be that after you finally confirmed the fact that you couldn't find a female ticket, you want to extend your sinful little hand to your brother who gets along day and night?" ”

As he spoke, the goods skillfully took out a half-pipe of Vaseline from the drawer, threw it to Wayne, cleared his throat, and said earnestly: "Cough, Lao Wei, don't worry, it's 8102 years, Lao Pan and I won't look at you with strange eyes, but this kind of thing, personal hygiene must still be paid attention to." ”

Wayne:???

Personal hygiene? Male? Strange eyes? Also, why do you have half of the Vaseline there???

Wayne looked at the half-pipe Vaseline in his hand and was stunned for a moment before he looked at his sand roommate with a black line.

Well, this one wears glasses, has a thin body, and is loyal and honest just by looking good.

But in fact, as soon as he opens his mouth, he can break his legs, along with other people's legs, and the two-skin face is called Wang Keyboard.

It's not Wayne's nickname, it's his name on his ID card.

The worst thing is that just next door, a buddy from the mathematics department has a name that belongs to the same series of parents who are not biological - Zhao Mouse.

……

The initial strangeness quickly faded in the familiar smile of Wang Keyboard, Wayne ignored this living treasure, and glanced at the empty bed next to him: "What about Lao Pan, haven't come back yet?" ”

"Morning!"

Wang Keyboard glanced at the alarm clock with the 36D cannon girl, and his tone was full of a kind of contempt from the arrogant lone wolf noble: "It's only half past seven, and that loving dog is still watching the stars with his female ticket on the lawn of the playground." ”

"Tut-tut, who is this, from afar, I can smell a smell of envy, jealousy and hatred."

Coincidentally, as soon as Wang Keyboard's voice fell, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and a handsome guy with a white face carrying two couriers walked in.

"Go, go, old man, nineteen years of golden bachelor, I still need to be jealous of you." Wang Keyboard left his teammates' question marks behind him and rushed to the tower 1V5 with a ghost knife, and replied with a sentence of defeat without losing.

"Uh-huh——?"

Pan Yi stretched the nasal voice of this word extremely long: "When I got up to pee last night, I seemed to see someone's quilt shaking, and I heard something about it."

Hey, Lao Wang, do you think there will be people in our dormitory, taking advantage of the dead of night to secretly practice the Demon Gate Exercise Five Dragons Holding the Pillar......

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense! How so?! You must be reading it wrong! ”

Wang Keyboard's face froze, and after decisively denying it three times, he immediately changed the topic: "Hurry up, it just so happens that Master Wei has just come back, let's summon the Canyon or Picardo tonight?" ”

"Oh, Master Wei, I just went to get the courier, and I got yours back." Pan Yi handed Wayne a heavy courier box, and waved his hand at Wang's keyboard: "No, you two play first, I haven't updated it today, I have to code words first." ”

"I'll go, isn't your novel a eunuch for months? It's going to be updated so suddenly...... "Wang Keyboard couldn't help but roll his eyes: "It must be another lack of money to spend!" ”

When Lao Pan heard this, his face suddenly turned a little red, and he waved his hand and argued: "What do you mean that I am short of money to spend again?" Also, when did I become a eunuch? ”

What followed was a series of "pigeon things can't be regarded as eunuchs", what "how can you be called eunuchs for delaying changes", what "updating is fate, writing books is all interest, nothing more than asking for some recommendation votes, all rely on women's clothing to make life sustainable" and other difficult words.

Well, this handsome guy who fills the dorm room with a happy air is another of Wayne's roommates.

His name is Pan Yi, and within only a month of the start of his freshman year, he was chased by a senior sister, and since then he has become a person on the burn list who shows his affection every day.

At the same time, this guy is also an Internet writer, and he wrote a novel called "Crossing Starts with Dog Food" on the Internet, while sprinkling dog food in a grand manner, while shamelessly and black-heartedly pitiful readers' small money.

And the update is extremely bad.,Basically, two days to write three pigeons.,Every day by readers to collect debts and send blades yelling to beat him to the rough......

After exchanging views with Pan Yi for a while, Wang Jian looked at Wayne again, and stopped talking. JPG。

Without waiting for him to speak, Wayne threw the courier onto his desk and walked into the toilet without looking back: "Tuba." ”

In fact, it's also interesting, Wayne and the three of them, two of the departments of economics and management, one is the science and engineering department, all of them came two days after the registration day, and the dormitories of the department are full, so they scraped together, but got a triple room with an air-conditioned bathroom water heater.

Wang Keyboard slammed his mouth, turned his head to look at the screen that had turned black again, and was a little dilemma:

"I'm alone...... So, next, after a long night, I went to "Cricket Painting Scroll" to continue to disguise myself as a woman and hook up with the abbot to catch stupid things?

Or go to "Chinese Parents" and continue to tease my grandfather's sister? ”

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In the toilet, Wayne locked the door, quietly listened to the movement outside the door, took out his mobile phone and played a song with a moderate volume a little clumsily.

When all this was done, Wayne closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths before softly chanting a string of cumbersome incantations in a chanting tone.

The smallest spell model in the mental space gradually lit up.

"The stars are shining!" Wayne's eyes snapped open, and his right hand snapped his fingers slightly.

But then, a very gloomy disappointment crossed his face.

The slight keyboard sound outside the door is still there, and inside the door, the toilet is still the same toilet.

When Pandora can't be seen at all, under the effect of the [Starlight Twinkle] spell, the scenery is as bright and gorgeous as the starlight flickering.

Although due to the urgency of time, Wayne could not find the spell material required for the [Starlight Twinkle] spell, Luminous Moss Powder.

But even the slightest spark and spell fluctuation is too much!

You must know that [Starlight Flash] is in the introduction of the book "The Wizard Enlightenment of the Bruce Family", but it is so simple that it was once discussed and expelled from the ranks of spells, and was jokingly called a spell that cannot be called a spell......

Wayne gritted his teeth, calmed down for a moment, and continued to chant the incantation.

"Dancing in the Breeze, Scorching Breath, Finger of God......"

After trying more than a dozen spells in a row, Wayne grinned and rubbed his temples to relieve the tingling sensation in his brain caused by the draining of his mental power.

"It's really a place without demons......"

Wayne's face was a little bitter.

The so-called place without magic is a place where there is no magic at all.

Probably because of the fusion of the two souls, after Wayne woke up, he felt that his spiritual power perception had at least doubled compared to before, but he did not feel the existence of any magic from the world around him.

But in that kind of environment at that time, Wayne couldn't do any experiments in an eye-catching way, so he waited back to the dormitory and tried all kinds of spells with the help of the relatively closed bathroom toilet.

"I'm afraid that my current spiritual power standard is almost at the level of a formal wizard, but I have encountered a demon-free world where my magic power is exhausted......

After plucking a handful of water from the sink and throwing it on his face, Wayne looked up at himself in the mirror and couldn't laugh or cry.

Spell = Spell Model + Mental Power + Mana.

This basic formula is printed on the first page of the book "The Wizard Initiation of the Bruce Family".

In short, the wizard uses mental power to drive the spell model, and then the spell model uses magic power as energy to transform the spell.

As for the casting materials and spells, it is only necessary to make auxiliary means to enhance the power of spells when the mental power is not strong enough, and the spell model is not stable, or the understanding of spells is not thorough enough.

If you use an earth-like analogy, the process of casting a spell is actually very similar to the process of firing a gun.

The spell model is like the main structure of this gun, and the mental power is the finger that pulls the trigger, and the magic power is ...... It's bullets.

It's a pity that Wayne is now holding such a bulletless burning stick.

And in such a demonless place, he wants to find the odds of a "bullet", and its odds are simply a fight with a reader who will reward the sand sculpture scum with a golden and white silver.

After a long silence, Wayne walked out of the toilet and sat under his bed, looking indescribably confused.

As for magic, Wayne was only in the second year of secondary school at first, and he was simply curious about the person who everyone heard of it, who seemed to be cool and powerful, and was called a wizard.

But as Wayne learns more about wizards, his attitude changes from pure curiosity to true love.

He will be happy because of the success of a potion experiment, he will be excited because of the construction of a spell model, he will be enriched from the bottom of his heart because he has learned a little more about wizards, and he will feel a sense of accomplishment because he has successfully presented the knowledge of witchcraft in the book step by step......

If it weren't for that, Wayne wouldn't have been in Pandora for so many years to hide his head and tail all day long, and even be in danger of his life at any time.

In a sense, magic was a part of his life.

Can ...... now

It snapped and snapped abruptly......

It was like a patient who was actively being treated in a hospital.

He is happy to see his body regain a little bit of health every day.

As a result, one day, a doctor suddenly came and told him: "It's hopeless, wait for death, take your leave!" ”

Then he was directly kicked out of the hospital with a bewildered face.

As a result, just as he was standing at the door of the hospital in contemplation, thinking that I was still saved, and trying to sneak over the wall into the hospital, a missile fell from the sky and directly bombed the hospital into GG!

Nima ...... I think you're fucking making things difficult for me!!

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[Unlike most countries in Pandora, when children are naughty, parents say 'If you are disobedient, let the evil and ugly wizard take you away' to scare the child.

Less than 100 years after its founding, Ingia had a population of only 200,000 people, and was home to musicians, painters, and craftsmen, and was the first and only small principality in Pandora to legalize same-sex marriage in its constitution.

Here's how their parents scare their children:

"If you don't obey again, you will only be able to marry a woman when you grow up!" 】

——From "Pandora's Happiest Country - Principality of Ingia", published in the newspaper "The Sound of the Wind" by the famous traveler Bamont Vachner in 999 New Calendar