Chapter 89: Routines and Anti-Routines

Chapter Eighty-Nine

"Won't destroy you? It's strange that Lao Tzu is not extinguished-" Zhu Yao didn't even look at Mei Jia, he stirred the eggs, his eyes lit up, and said as if talking to himself: "I'm going to burn you into a twist roll, and then discharge it with the." But don't worry, I'll never throw you in the toilet and flush you away, that's too cheap for you-"

Zhu Yao grinned, showed an evil smile, and said, "I will stuff you into graphite, and then mix some Chaoyou pepper, slowly grind and grind, and grind you into powder." But rest assured, it didn't dissipate at that time, and I promise you to have full consciousness and maintain your absolutely sensitive senses—"

"Next, I'll add yellow spring water, stir you well, and then use a strainer, oh, do you see, it's the strainer over there, it will filter you clean, there's no scum left-"

"Then, I'll boil you - eh, how does it feel like making tofu?" It doesn't matter, it's pretty much - anyway, I'll make you into tofu, cut it into cubes, and fry it in soul oil until golden brown on both sides, sprinkle some cumin—"

"Take it, feed the Senroe—"

After speaking, Zhu Yao whistled proudly.

But Mei Jia is not so comfortable, to be precise, it is the ghost Gu.

Zhu Yao's words were like a knife, and every word was inserted into its heart. Especially when I heard that the last thing I said was to feed the Senluo dogs, they were the most vicious dogs in the depths of the underworld, they would tear and chew the souls of the dead, turn them into and recondense, and then fall into a never-ending cycle, suffering endless torture.

"That, wish, wish, master, master, we have something to say-" The ghost Gu regained his voice, and there was no more irritability and anger from before, but a little more flattery and flattery.

"Cut, what do I have to say to you-" Zhu Yao scoffed.

"No, there is actually no holiday between the two of us. I'm actually a miserable person, and I'm made into a ghost Gu, and I don't want to—" The ghost Gu sobbed as he spoke.

"Oh? So if you are given a chance, you will definitely not help the abuse, you will have to reform and be a good ghost? Zhu Yao asked leisurely.

"That's for sure-" Ghost Gu hurriedly took over and said sadly, "If I want to, I want to go on the road." Even if I have to endure the punishment of hell, one day, I will be able to wash away my sins and be reincarnated—"

"Well, it's great if you have such an idea-" Zhu Yao nodded, put down the bowl in his hand, walked to Mei Jia's side, and said in a straight voice: "You also know the purpose of our Underworld Dining Gate, we don't hunt ghosts and refine ghosts, we send ghosts." Send ghosts on the road, send ghosts to reincarnate. Otherwise, why is it called sending ghost food? You're right? ”

"Yes, yes, who doesn't know the reputation of the Underworld. It's just a pity—"

"Don't say it-" Zhu Yao was a little sad, he walked over and put away the frying pan, then extinguished the flames, turned back to the ghost Gu and said, "I can not kill you, but you can't harm Mei Jia's life-"

"Why do I want to hurt her, it's not forced-"

"Who forced you?"

"Yes—uh, master, I will tell you more about it when I come out. This girl's life is in danger, and I won't come out again, I'm afraid it's-"

"Makes sense—" Zhu Yao reached out and grabbed the slicing knife, pulled out half of it, and stopped and said, "You were really forced?" ”

"Seriously!" The ghost Gu was very sincere, and said in a deep voice: "Master, I will definitely tell you the mastermind behind the scenes, without reservation." ”

"Good! Then I'll believe you once! As he spoke, Zhu Yao pulled out the slicing knife with a strong hand.

As soon as the slicing knife was pulled out, a ghost image immediately floated up from Meijia's body.

"Hahaha, idiot yin, do you believe everything I say? Lao Tzu said I am your father, do you believe it or not? Goodbye, Gu Ye, I'll go—"

"You're afraid you're a fool!" Zhu Yao waved his hand back, and a pocket was already in his hand, the mouth of the bag opened, and gusts of yin wind poured out of it.

"Ghost Bag?" The ghost Gu was taken aback and swooped down, trying to escape through the wall, but before it could hit the wall, a raging flame ignited on the ground, sticking to the wall and spreading to the top of the wall.

"This is the fire of the scorching sun, if you are not afraid of death, try to run up-oops, I forgot, you were already dead-" Zhu Yao shook the ghost hunt in his hand, and laughed at the ghost Gu: "Do you come in by yourself, or will I catch you in-"

"You-" The ghost Gu was extremely angry, he inadvertently looked at the bowl on the ground, there was a small fireball burning inside, and there was no egg liquid from the fire snake egg at all.

Zhu Yao naturally also noticed the ghost Gu's eyes, and he smiled a little proudly: "You guessed right, I don't know how to burn yin soup at all." It's a mid-level kitchen that can only be cooked, and I'm just getting started, I'm just a beginner—"

"How the do you dare to fool me?" The ghost Gu's grimace suddenly turned hideous, and the ghost shadow slowly swelled up, filling half of the room.

"Hmph, each other!" Zhu Yao snorted coldly, this ghost Gu is just a powerful ghost, not even a fierce ghost. Presumably, the Ghost Gu Sect didn't expect that the plan would be blocked, and they didn't plant a more powerful Ghost Gu in Mei Jia's body.

In this way, Zhu Yao didn't take this ghost Gu in his eyes at all.

"Die—" The ghost Gu howled, kicking up a surging black mist and pounced on Zhu Yao.

"Heaven and earth are endless, yin and yang are endless! Soul Catcher-" Zhu Yao whispered, his arm was raised slightly, his palm was held in the void, and an invisible big hand reached into the layers of black mist, grabbing the ghost Gu.

Even if the black mist swirl dissipated, the entire ghost body of the ghost Gu was caught and could not move.

When the ghost Gu was caught, it immediately seemed like a different person, and shouted repeatedly: "Don't don't, master, if you have something to say, I will explain, I will explain everything-"

"I don't need you to explain-" Zhu Yao's face was gloomy, and he said in a cold voice: "The extinction of the Netherworld Sect is absolutely inseparable from your Ghost Gu Sect. ”

"Yes, yes, I know the inside story, Master, you let me go, I'll tell you all-" Ghost Gu said.

"I'm not going to kill you now—"

"Thank you, Master, thank you, Master—huh? Not now, you-"

"Wait for me to study the recipe, and then turn around and make you into Ghost Round Lotus Seed Eight Treasure Porridge-"

"You, Master, Great—"

Zhu Yao didn't let the ghost Gu finish his words, and directly threw it into the ghost hunting bag, and then tightened the bag.

"Huhu-" Zhu Yao let out a sigh of relief, thanks to the treacherous and cunning of the ghost Gu, Zhu Yao could follow its routine and reverse the routine, otherwise, it would be really troublesome for Zhu Yao to pull it out of Mei Jia's body.

After all, with Zhu Yao's current Taoism, he can't do it at all.

"Hey, there's been so much lately, I don't have time to practice my cooking skills. It seems that no matter how much things happen in the future, you will have to find time to refine your cooking skills. Otherwise, I can't make it, and I can't use it every time—"

After adjusting his thoughts, Zhu Yao returned his attention to Mei Jia.

"The rest of the matter is much easier-"