Chapter 187: Taoist Kung Fu
Sleeping should be a very comfortable thing, but sleeping on the desk, after sleeping for a long time, I still have a little back pain and is very tired.
I slept on my stomach for two classes, which made me feel uncomfortable, and I always felt that staying in the classroom was a bit wasted in time.
How can I let my time go to waste?
I decided not to waste any more time, and as soon as the bell rang at noon, I resolutely climbed over the fence and ran to the Internet café. Find Wei Xu's calf nose and play games together.
Games are a good thing to not only relax but also let yourself go.
Most importantly. As long as you play a dozen games, the time that was originally difficult will immediately become very good. It's not, all afternoon. In the middle of the game, unconsciously, it passed.
After an afternoon of games and dinner. It's time to practice.
Wei Xu's calf nose took me to practice in the yard.
While I was sweating profusely, my phone rang on the stool next to me. I walked over and picked it up and took a look, and found that it was Ouyang Chuchu calling.
Look at the time. That's exactly what I did last night. That girl called me at this time, and her purpose was that Sima Zhao's heart was well known to passers-by!
There is no reason not to answer the phone call from the head teacher. If I don't answer, doesn't that mean I'm admitting?
"What's the matter?" After pressing the answer button, I asked the girl generously.
"I slept for two classes in the morning, and I simply didn't come in the afternoon." Ouyang Chuchu said coldly, and then said fiercely: "No matter where you are now, hurry up and get back to me!" ”
"What are you doing going back? Is it wasted time? I'm practicing with Wei Xu! Leave me alone! "It's important to practice, as for talking nonsense with Ouyang Chuchu, let's wait until I'm done practicing!
After hanging up the phone, I continued to practice there with Wei Xu.
Taoist Kung Fu. The main thing is the spirit of practice. After practicing with Wei Xuan for more than an hour, I felt that the breath of my whole body became smooth.
As soon as the breath is smooth, the whole person will immediately look very Tongtai.
The phone rang again, and it was Ouyang Chuchu who called me.
It's half past ten, and the evening self-study is over, why is she still calling me?
A woman's heart is needle-piercing, and she can't guess it by guessing. Since you can't guess it, you just answer the phone and ask directly!
"What's the matter?" I put on a very impatient look and asked the.
"Get out of the classroom!" After Ouyang Chuchu said this, he hung up the phone.
Tell me to go to the classroom, and hang up the phone without giving a reason? This girl is simply unreasonable, hopeless, and can't communicate with her well.
However, she is my homeroom teacher after all! Or my dear Ouyang Chuchu.
No matter how willful I am, I have to follow her!
After talking to Wei Xu, I took a step towards the school.
The evening self-study has already ended, and the other classrooms are already dark, but the lights in our classrooms are still on.
With a very worried heart, I walked to the door of the classroom.
There was a woman standing on the podium. It was none other than Ouyang Chuchu. There was no one else in the classroom but her.
"Get in!"
The girl pointed at me fiercely with a baton in her hand and commanded!
With this posture, if I roll in, there will be absolutely no good fruit to eat. But even if there is no good fruit. I've got to get out of the classroom, too!
I cautiously entered the classroom.
"Close the door." The girl continued to command.
"Lonely men and widows, isn't it good to close the door?"
I felt like I was going to get beaten, so I didn't really want to close the door.
Because. Generally speaking, when the teacher is pumping students, as long as the door is not closed, she will leave some strength. Once the door is closed tightly, you can naturally smoke it without any scruples.
"If you are told to shut you up, what are you doing with so much nonsense?" Ouyang Chuchu was very angry.
Seeing this, I don't want to vent my anger on her with my own flesh. Today's hurdle is absolutely unpassable.
People are hanging from the sky, afraid of an egg!
Thinking like this, I turned my heart and slammed the classroom door shut.
"Dare to slam the door? Got a little temper, didn't you? Ouyang Chuchu glared at me and said, "Get out of here." ”
"It won't roll, it will go."
Although I said so, I obediently used this way and rolled over.
"Hold your hand out." The commanded.
"Stretch it out."
As soon as I stretched out my hand, the teaching stick she was holding in her hand fell on my palm with a "snap".
This. It's really a black asshole beating! After being hit by her like this, my hand immediately swollen into a small steamed bun, and at the same time, I gasped in pain.
"Do you know it hurts?" The asked me.
"Why did you hit me?" I asked.
"Just because I'm your homeroom teacher, I'm not convinced to sue your master." Ouyang Chuchu said with a dead fish face.
Sue Master, will Lu Xiannian take care of me? If you really tell him this, the old unscrupulous person will definitely say that I am not promising, and I can't even handle a woman.
"Good men don't fight with women, and they don't bother with you." I rolled my eyes at the. said: "If there is a fart, let it go, and if there is no fart, retreat." ”
"What did you say?"
The girl was angry, and the "snap" was beaten down with another stick. Luckily, it didn't hit me. Instead, it hit the podium.
A female teacher with a teaching stick can't be provoked, especially a beautiful teacher like Ouyang Chuchu.
I know that those who know the times are Junjie, and I also understand the truth that people have to bow their heads under the eaves. After seeing Ouyang Chuchu's menacing formation, I decided not to add fuel to the fire anymore.
Woman this animal. Only at that time, you can come hard with her, the harder the better. At other times, it has to be soft. The best thing to use is one word, and that is coaxing.
"I said that you are so beautiful, teacher, not only the person is beautiful, but also the soul is beautiful, and when you are angry, you are reluctant to hit me, so you hit the desk." I quickly put on a hippie smile.
"Who said I was reluctant to beat you, didn't I hit you just now?"
The hippie smiley face seems to be really useful to this girl. As soon as I changed my posture, her arrogance immediately disappeared a lot.
"When I was hit just now, others don't know, don't I know? Teacher, you are lifted high and gently fallen. As for my swollen hand, it was because gravity was so great that the stick was a little out of control under the effect of acceleration. ”
The beating has already been taken. Even if I blame Ouyang Chuchu, it won't alleviate my pain! Therefore, instead of blaming her, it is better to throw this pot on something unwarranted.
"Poof...; …; ”
The girl couldn't help but laugh.
"It's really rough and thick, no matter how hard you fight, it's not serious." Ouyang Chuchu dropped the teaching stick, dragged my beaten left hand over, and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”
"It doesn't hurt." I pretended to be very strong, shook my head, and said, "If you don't obey, you should be beaten." ”
"Come with me to the office and get you some medicine." The said.
it! The medicine is ready, this girl is relieved to beat me today!
After the beating, I smeared some medicine, and this matter is over, and I have to be grateful to her. Why, after thinking about it, I feel like I'm at a loss!
"This monthly exam, you must take the exam well, do you hear?"
The girl gave me medicine and said, "You skip class every day, and the teachers have already reported your situation." If you don't do well in the exam, you will likely be expelled from school. ”
Logically speaking, a student like me, who skips class every day, deserves to be expelled.
"Don't you have to be expelled if you do well in the exam?" I asked.
"If you can get into the top ten in the class, it's no problem to get a 985 in the college entrance examination. The most important thing in the five is the admission rate of 985, if you can get that score, how much can you help the school brush the data. In this way, in terms of attendance, the school will naturally not embarrass you too much. Ouyang Chuchu said with a serious face.
"For the sake of the promotion rate, you can ignore the school rules and school level?" I asked the.
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