"Does a quarrel have to escalate to a fight?" Madrigal shook her head firmly, "I won't beat my wife." Come on, I'm not going to fight back. ”

Li Zi's murderous aura gradually extinguished, and she protested with shame: "Who ...... Who promised you! You even called your wife...... You're too confident, aren't you?"

Madrigal thought for a moment and changed the wording: "Okay, I don't hit my girlfriend." Destroy me as much as you want, and if you hurt me, count me as losing. ”

Li Zi was suppressed by his self-confidence, and if she thought about it carefully, she was afraid that she would be punished for fighting on the space station. She decided to go to the planet to challenge the madrigal again, so she bowed her head and drank plum wine: "You finally said these three words, I thought you were still in a dilemma." ”

"Why don't you say it if you mind so much?"

"It's boring to remind you. I want to see if you like me as much as you say. Li Zi was full of words.

"The conclusion?"

"As it turned out, you didn't like me that much either. Li Zi turned her head to look at the wall in dissatisfaction.

Madrigal thought, girlfriend is so troublesome.

Madrigal sat down beside her around the table and silently grabbed her hand. Li Zi was not so angry, muttering "don't" in her mouth, but her hand was softly pinching him, and a blush gradually emerged.

"The two of us may not be a good fit, and there are difficulties and obstacles ahead. Pastoral said honestly.

"I told you a long time ago, we are not suitable. Li Zi's heart tingled, she raised her chin, turned her head and pretended not to mind, and couldn't help but look back at Muge's expression: "So, do you regret it?"

"I don't regret it. I'll take care of everything and I won't take a step back. If I surrender to the world, I am not a decent man. Madrigal squeezed her hand and said, "I'm not afraid of murder or pursuit, and if anyone declares war, let them come." I'm not going to throw in the towel, because you deserve the company of the strongest person in the world, and that person should be me. ”

"You're so arrogant. Li Zi laughed and scratched his nose.

"Really. ”

"You are arrogant, reckless, you don't have much money, and you are empty-eyed, especially if you like to offend people......" Li Zi is like a treasure.

Pastoral's expression stiffened.

"And you don't wash your hair, your mouth smells of smoke, and your skin is not good. After she finished speaking, she raised her eyelashes to look at the madrigal: "But madrigal, I like you so much." ”

Plum wine and truth or dare finally opened Li Zi's heart.

Pastoral was stunned, and his heart beat violently. The last four words came suddenly, catching him off guard.

"My dream is that one day you will become a unique hero, I can be your adjutant or secretary, just like following Zheng Xuan today, I will be inseparable from you from now on, both public and private, I can worship you wholeheartedly and be infatuated with you, that day must be the happiest. "Lizi's dream is so simple.

But the subtext is still heart-wrenching. Li Zi obviously dislikes the men of this era and cannot win her fascination and adoration. The reason for this is that the Pantheon Council succeeded in selecting trolls who were good at quarrelling to run for election, skillfully making promises that could not be kept, and then wholeheartedly serving the gatekeepers who provided the campaign funds after winning, and these people formed the Zhumen above the cold door. Li Zi dislikes these men, and even dislikes this era. She chose Pastoral as her boyfriend, perhaps because Pastoral has the shadow of the ancients.

Pastoral Ge was moved to ask Li Zi: "Don't you worship me and be infatuated with me now?"

Madrigal was too young, and he thought he had conquered the girl, who was worshipped as a god.

Li Zi said: "The great men who deserve my worship are all ancient, pastorals. In this world, the 'things that money can't buy' have disappeared, so the man worth infatuating with lives only in distant poetry. The sorrow of an era is that there is no one who has the back of the world. I was lonely, and I was expecting the person who had fascinated me to show up. I wish that person was you. She gently grabbed the madrigal's sleeve.

"Why?"

"Then I won't be lonely. Li Zi took the initiative to lean on the shoulder of the madrigal, and the fragrance of her long hair wafted in.

"Do you feel lonely now?" asked Madrigal dryly. He hesitantly put his arms around the pretty Legionnaire.

"Whenever you show your immature side, I feel lonely. Li Zi complained faintly.

Madrigal stared at the purple elixir in the cup, and he suspected that it was not plum wine, but hallucinogens.

He realized that he might be able to have a beautiful girlfriend by sweetly talking, but it would take hard work to satisfy this beautiful girlfriend. It is likely that hard work is not enough, because there are some differences that cannot be resolved by a small blue pill.

Is a pretty woman really worth the effort?

Fortunately, the pastoral song is originally hungry for power.

"So, what you need is someone like no other in the world to dominate your spiritual world. Madrigal looked at Li Zi and smiled, "Although I can satisfy you, don't you think this is a request made by a masochist?"

"Nasty. Li Zi was teased and beat him with disgust.

"Seriously, you're so delicate, confident, proud, and independent. I didn't expect what you were longing for turned out to be a perfect back. Pastoral shook his head and sighed, "Such a perfect back, I'm afraid only you have it, you might as well fall in love with yourself." ”

"I'm not perfect. Li Zi received the heroic promise of the pastoral and had great confidence in him. When she no longer left a "way out" for this relationship, she gradually became deeply rooted in pastoral love and became gentle.

"How is it not perfect?"

"I'm a great spender. Li Zi whispered in the ear of the madrigal.

"Expected. Pastoral thought of his salary, his heart sank, forced a smile, and pretended to be calm, "You seem to have more than 20,000 yuan a month, right?"

Li Zi nodded violently and asked him mysteriously, "Guess how much is left at the end of the month." ”

Pastoral Ge's heart chuckled, and he raised a trembling finger and asked with a look of disbelief: "Is it possible, there are a thousand left?"

"Add two zeros. Li Zi said calmly.

"Add two zeros and it's a hundred thousand. Madrigal breathed a sigh of relief.

"A hundred thousand in debt. Li Zi told him.

The madrigal was so petrified that it took half a day to come back to his senses, and then he was afraid to think endlessly, Lao Tzu studied for 20 years to use this number, and it would take another 20 years to pay off the mortgage. No, if Lao Tzu can't become the richest man in the universe in time, he will quickly become the poorest man in the universe. Upgrading to earn money is already imminent.

"Are you alright?" Li Zi wiped Muge's sweat with a handkerchief.

"It's nothing, I fainted a little just now. Pastoral calmly took the handkerchief to wipe his sweat, and asked casually: "It's nothing, the deficit in a year adds up to 1.2 million." ”

"It's two million. Lai Zi corrected him again.

Pastoral's consciousness was broken for two seconds. When he regained his vision again, he saw Li Zi supporting him with concern: "Are you okay?"

"It's nothing, it looks like I had a slight stroke just now. Madrigal replied, rubbing his temples. He was top-heavy, with stars spinning in his eyes, and felt his voice as sharp as a child: "Isn't one hundred thousand times twelve equal to one hundred and twenty thousand?"

"There are several shopping carnivals every year. "Li Zi is right.

Madrigal almost suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. He struggled to stay sane.

"It's hard to wash so many clothes. "Pastoral is as cold as possible. The F5 button that he refreshed the three views was about to burst.

"You don't have to wash your dresses, you don't get dirty from the red carpet to the dance floor, and you only get dirty when you go for a walk in the garden. Li Zi instilled common sense in the madrigal, "And if you wear it once, you will donate it to a charity fund, so there is always a shortage of clothes." But the most bought are shoes. ”

"Oh. Madrigal couldn't find anything else, and he was thinking that the charity foundation would not be interested in the noodle soup that Li Zi had made, and might be able to donate it.

"The most torturous thing is the bag. Every time a new model is released, it is haunting, and as the package arrives, everything becomes boring again. Li Zi tilted her head and sighed.

Pastoral finally resonated and blurted out: "It's like jerking off." ”

"What?" Li Zi was relatively unfamiliar with the word.

"What? Did I just speak?" Madrigal realized the gaffe.

"What are you talking about...... plane," Li Zi frowned and thought.

"And how do you keep your balance on the books?" Madrigal feigned composure.

"Mom and Dad take turns clearing the deficit for me. But that's all in the past. Li Zi lifted her chin triumphantly.

"Oh, what about now?" Pastoral seemed to see the light of day, and wanted to hold on to it.

"This year, I borrowed an interest-free loan from my senior sister. "Li Ziyi is stern.

"I guessed who that senior sister is. Madrigal stared at Li Zi and said.

"I'll definitely pay it back. Li Zi insisted, "It's just that you need to take your time." But I promise that I will pay it off in my lifetime. ”

Madrigal finally believes that Li Zi is not the perfect girl who looks, but this does not help, because he is under more pressure.