Chapter 53: Gone to the wrong set
Wudang Mountain is 400 miles in circumference, high and dangerous, flying clouds and fog, majestic like a flying dragon walking in the sky; Lingxiu is as beautiful as a jade girl coming down to earth, and is known as "the unparalleled victory of the ancients, the first immortal mountain in the world".
Since Wudang Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Zhenren founded the Wudang faction on Wudang Mountain, it has become even more famous.
The magical natural landscape of Wudang Mountain and the rich cultural landscape are integrated, and its material and natural treasures have the characteristics of outstanding people, leaving great imagination space for the world. And Wudang Zhang Zhenren is also known as the Taishan Beidou of martial arts, which makes the world fascinated.
The originally quiet Wudang Mountain is particularly lively today, Zhang Sanfeng's 100th birthday, and the five major factions of the Central Plains gathered in Wudang to celebrate his birthday, but everyone was full of murderous appearance, and there was no trace of birthday celebration at all.
In front of the Zhenwu Palace, the head of the person was sensational.
"Zhang Zhenren's birthday, we naturally don't dare to disturb, as long as we hand over Zhang Cuishan and Yin Susu, and tell the whereabouts of the Golden Retriever Lion King, we will naturally leave immediately."
The exterminator looked very proud, and he didn't take the people of the Wudang faction in his eyes at all.
Now that the five major factions have gathered in Wudang dignitaries, and Emei, as the leader, will definitely become famous afterwards, if I get Xie Xun's whereabouts again, get the dragon slaying sword, and get the secret book in the treasure knife, Emei will definitely be carried forward in my hands at that time.
The more he thought about it, the more proud he became, and the little fear he had for Zhang Sanfeng disappeared.
"Hmph, Exterminator, do you think this is your Emei, this is Wudang Mountain!"
Song Yuanqiao made a bold move, wanting to teach Extermination a lesson, but with the edge of the Heavenly Sword in Extermination's hand, Song Yuanqiao was not her enemy at all.
Solving the extinction of Song Yuanqiao became more and more arrogant, but she still underestimated Zhang Sanfeng, Zhang Sanfeng's name of martial arts Beidou was not to scare people, and he directly "snapped and ......" in the face of extermination, and the Yitian Sword in his hand couldn't even pull it out.
Don't look at Zhang Sanfeng's age, this slapping technique is not bad at all, it is called a sound, and everyone in the entire square heard it really, and they all secretly raised their hands to cover their faces, with a look of fear.
However, two fists are hard to beat four hands, if there is a war, the Wudang faction is estimated to be dead, this is not two to one, nor three to one, but his mother's thirty or forty to one, even if Zhang Sanfeng can rely on martial arts to resist part of the world, but the rest is not something that Wudang people can eat.
There's no way, since everyone is a civilized person, can we not fight or don't fight, let's fight.
Therefore, our male protagonist Zhang resolutely stood up with a bloody mouth, and looked at everyone one by one, the weather was sunny, the air humidity was 30%, and the climate was pleasant, it was a good time to lie on the grass and brag and fart, but it made Zhang Cuishan a serious mess, I really don't understand why you have to make the atmosphere so tense, can't you talk relaxed and happy, maybe you say that as soon as you are happy, we will not look for trouble, and just stay and eat noodles.
Anyway, our Comrade Zhang Cuishan is actually already determined to die, ready to sacrifice his life for Wudang, damn it, I have to choose how to die, whether to directly draw a sword and kiss the throat or bite his tongue to kill himself, or cut off his meridians.
Damn, why are these ways of dying so painful, it's all because these people come so fast, I don't have time to go down the mountain to buy a comfortable poison after I think about it, don't you know that I, Zhang Cuishan, am afraid of pain.
Zhang Cuishan was 90 degrees away from the crowd, and when he saw that they were still looking like dead faces, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, okay, you really don't know.
After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Cuishan decided to die from menopause in his heart, after all, it can spurt blood! Let me not let me die comfortably, give you some blood, bless me with illness, infection to death for you.
Zhang Cuishan and his wife glanced at each other, looking at each other without saying a word, only a thousand tears.
Just as Zhang Cuishan was about to speak, a red door suddenly appeared in the open space in front of the two people, and a man dressed in white walked out of the door.
"That...... Didn't bother everyone, you guys go on, go on, hey, leave me alone. ”
Yang An looked at the people who were looking at him ghostly, and a black line flashed on his face.
Yang An, who was teleported to the world of Heaven and Dragon Slayer by the system, was originally going to go directly to the black jade intermittent ointment, since the black jade intermittent ointment is a holy relic of the King Kong Gate in the Western Regions, it will be enough to trade directly with the people of the King Kong Gate at that time, as for where the King Kong Gate is, this will not be difficult for Yang An.
Yang An took out a door, you read that right, it is any door of Doraemon's transaction, this is a second-order strange object of space, as long as you think about the place you want to go, the computer will convey and distort the space between the location and the destination and bring the two places closer together, and you can reach it by stepping through the door. Of course, the effect is not so exaggerated, and it can still be moved within a few tens of miles.
Unfortunately, it can't go to areas that aren't on the computer's map, and the computer doesn't know where the Kongomen is.
And Doraemon is a bargain, Yang An made a mistake the first time he used it, and directly teleported Yang An to a latrine, if it weren't for Yang An's skills, it is estimated that he would have been covered in and urine.
Then Yang An had no choice but to find a place where there was someone and ask for directions, but he didn't expect to open the door again and appear in front of so many people.
Is this going to **K?
When Yang An saw the situation in front of him, he suddenly rose to see the lively flames, walked to the side as if no one was around, and a chair immediately appeared under him, and a table appeared in front of him.
The huge square was quiet for some time, and everyone looked at each other, looking at Yang An with uncertain eyes.
"Look at what I'm doing, if you want to fight, hurry up, the fight is wonderful, the pavilion master will be rewarded."
Then Yang An looked at the man standing in front of everyone, and said with a serious face: "Brother, were you about to give a speech just now, go on, don't worry about me." ”
Zhang Cuishan can only use two words to describe his heart at this time, big brother, you have disrupted all my brewing emotions, how can you let me kill myself!
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The more Yang An looked at the scene in front of him, the more familiar he felt, my God, isn't this Zhang Sanfeng's 100th birthday, and the five doors and thousands of miles together to get people's heads.
There are different clothes on this side, and those with monks and nuns must be the five major factions; The people who are all dressed here must be the Wudang faction.
Wouldn't the old man in front of this Wudang faction be Zhang Sanfeng, isn't Yu Daiyan, the three heroes of Wudang, crippled, shouldn't there be one lying down? It's still a lot.
I shouldn't have gone to the wrong set, I didn't come to the world of the Demon Sect Master of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, there is no black jade intermittent paste here, the system, can I get stuck, I went to the wrong set.