Chapter 189: Boyfriend
Tang Jia and Huang Juan both looked incredulous.
I suspect that just now, this kid is just to show off his skills and be handsome.
The bat is blind and lurks in the dark for a long time, even if it is allowed to look, it can see a yarn!
Fang Wen looked at the faces of the two and said with a smile: "Don't believe it? ”
Tang Jia smiled indifferently: "If you want to express yourself, you don't need to use this method, bats are blind!" ”
The implication is that you're pretending to be overdone!
Fang Wen ignored him and slapped the bat twice.
The bat, which was no bigger than the palm of his hand, gave him two slaps and squeaks.
Neurotic bar!
Are you really just a person?
Huang Juan's brows jumped, this product is too exaggerated, there is something wrong with her brain!
Tang Jia also frowned, this behavior ...... It's a bit too much......
It doesn't matter if you smoke bats, the problem is that you smoke him as a person, that's a bit exaggerated!
"Say, who sent you, or Lao Tzu will make you bat soup immediately!" Fang Wen said with a serious expression.
Paralyzed, you threaten a bat?
Is there something wrong with your brain, can it understand you?
Tang Jia felt that Fang Wen was simply a clown, and as soon as he agreed to be his bodyguard, this guy began to jump up and down, and he didn't say anything about his skills, but his behavior was too exaggerated.
Tang Jia was just about to speak, when a voice suddenly came from the room: "I didn't expect to meet a master......
Who's talking.
Tang Jia and Huang Juan both looked around in surprise.
I saw the bat in Fang Wen's hand struggling and said, "Boy, you'd better let Lao Tzu's bat go, or I'll let you die without a place to be buried!" ”
Fang Wen sneered: "Threatening Lao Tzu? I'm afraid of you, I won't arrest you! ”
As he spoke, a cluster of thunder and lightning appeared on his fingertips, and pale blue sparks jumped.
The man was taken aback and said, "Thunder and lightning ability? Who the hell are you? ”
"You don't need to know who I am, you just need to know that my wisp of thunder and lightning drilled into the bat's body, it will make the wisp of divine soul attached to the bat disappear immediately, don't you say it......" Fang Wen said.
Tang Jia and Huang Juan both opened their mouths wide and looked at Fang Wen's fingertips incredulously.
That...... Is it really thunder and lightning? There really are such people in the world!
Although Tang Jia knows the existence of capable people, he feels that capable people are probably stronger than others in a certain aspect, and he will not exaggerate too much.
But everything Fang Wen showed made her feel that this world was crazy.
Someone can control thunder and lightning.
"Hehe, you're messy with us in the Kingdom of Darkness?" The bat laughed.
Paralysis!
Fang Wen frowned when he saw it, it was already ugly enough, you still laughed!
This laugh is even more unwatchable.
"The Kingdom of Darkness? Isn't it awesome? Tell you, provoke Lao Tzu, even if you are the Dark Empire, I will break you up......"
"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"
Hey, don't you believe these two poles?
The bat laughed strangely: "Boy, although you have some ability, but the dark kingdom is not something you can imagine, we have to decide this woman, you can't save it...... Wow......"
You're so bothered, Kingdom of Darkness, Kingdom of Darkness!
Is the dark kingdom spicy, it's not in Chen Fang's house, and it was killed by Chen Fang?
At first, he didn't know that the two crooked nuts that died were from the Dark Kingdom, but he only found out after joining the Heavenly Punishment.
The Dark Kingdom is active throughout the world, and because of the incomparable evolutionary technology in its hands, it is extremely feared by both countries and individuals.
Blessed with unique conditions, the Dark Kingdom has created a large number of capable people.
These capable people believe that they are naturally superior, and those who have not awakened are inferior people, and deserve to be enslaved by them and used by them for experiments.
In their own words, they are contributing to the progress of humanity.
However, Fang Wen disagrees with this, a dog has a pet protection law, let alone a person.
Who is not raised by your father's mother, why should others be inferior to you.
That's why he was very disgusted with this dark kingdom.
This dead bat still doesn't know how to threaten him with the dark kingdom, so let's find the wrong person!
Therefore, before the bat finished speaking, Fang Wen first gave him a wave of electrocution.
I saw that the cremation of this cargo was chaotic, the electricity was bubbling randomly, and the whole body trembled non-stop.
Aren't you awesome? Aren't you able to hang on to high voltage electricity and not die?
Let's see how bad you are today!
When the electricity came down, smoke came out of the bat's mouth.
Tang Jia's eyes were straight, she knew more than others since she was a child, but the situation in front of her was too incredible?
"You're pretending! Makes you pretend to be ......"
Fang Wen said, and the small electric current in his hand kept burrowing into the bat's body.
"Ahhhh......h
If the ordinary thunder and lightning were fine, the problem was that the electricity that came out of Fang Wen's hand was a bit different, and as soon as it got into his body, it was like a miniature bomb, exploding in his body one after another.
It's like the parts of your body are constantly being stabbed with a little awl.
I can't kill you, but the stinging and itching are numb, and all kinds of flavors are surging together.
Within a few clicks, the little bat gave Fang Wen a dying breath.
was paralyzed, and when I encountered such a good person, I had to admit defeat.
"Big brother, spare your life, spare your life, let the little brother ......go," the bat shouted.
"Let you go? Still big brother? You have to force your face, a bat dares to call Lao Tzu a brother...... Electrocution of you...... Electrocution of you......" Fang Wen will be like a bar spirit, unrelenting.
Tang Jia pressed his temples, this is wonderful, I really don't know if it's good or bad to promise him.
Fang Wen was electrocuted twice, the bat tilted its head, kicked its legs, and lost its breath.
"it...... Dead? This can't stand the test......" Fang Wen said depressedly.
Tang Jia: "......"
Is there such a test as yours?
This kind of test is unbearable even for a human being, let alone just a bat.
Fang Wen was very unlucky and threw the bat in the trash.
Tang Jia was startled, and said to Huang Juan with a look of disgust on her face: "Clean up the garbage, throw it away quickly!" ”
Huang Juan hurriedly came over and tied up the plastic bag and put it outside the door.
After coming back, Huang Juan looked at the time and said, "Miss, the party at 8 o'clock ......"
Tang Jia glanced at her lightly and said, "I'll just go with Fang Wen, there shouldn't be any problem with him!" ”
Huang Juan nodded, although she didn't want to see this product, but to be honest, she didn't say anything about strength.
She pointed to the bodyguard who was still fainting on the ground and said, "What did he do!" ”
"I can't find anything in the living room, and I said that I was a gold medal bodyguard, and I retired!" Tang Jia's voice did not carry a trace of emotion.
"Okay!" Huang Juan agreed.
Tang Jia stood up and looked at Fang Wen carefully for a long time before he smiled slightly: "From now on, your identity is my boyfriend......
(End of chapter)