Volume 8 Funeral Parlor Transfer Station Chapter 1 Funeral Parlor Transfer Station (3 more, collection)
In the gloomy funeral parlor, in one of the rooms, there was suddenly a hunched old man, and a naked corpse was pushed in, I looked at the hunched old man, and said with a smile: "Uncle Ji, I didn't expect you to be free today and send the body over." ”
"Hehe, Yan Shao, I'll trouble you next." Uncle Ji said a word and walked out.
I watched Uncle Ji leave, and I felt a little sad in my heart, this Uncle Ji is our funeral home, the master of cremation, he is very mysterious, and he always can't figure it out, what is he thinking in this Uncle Ji's head, maybe it is because of this reason, so Uncle Ji is here, very unpopular,
Uncle Ji's origin is very strange, and the whole person is mysterious, so few people know where he came from and why he came here, few people know, and no one will ask, after all, the people who can work in the funeral home are not normal people, let alone ask others about their origins.
But one thing is known, and that is that her wife is dead.
And I, as for me, is the most promising makeup artist here, specializing in makeup for the dead, and dressing up some people who are very miserable in death as before they die, maybe many people think that this profession is very scary and terrifying, but I think that this profession is very noble.
Think about it, if some dead people fall from a high altitude, or are hit to death, the death is very miserable, and my duty is to restore the original appearance of the deceased to the family of the deceased as much as possible.
The makeup artist of the dead exists just to keep the family from grieving, so I feel that this profession is very noble.
"Tear up."
I unzipped the black woven bag, and then it came out of it, a naked male corpse, very crippled, the whole face was burned, and there were other places, there were also burn marks, I often do this job, so I have a natural immunity to these dead faces.
I was very calm, standing here and helping the dead man to do his makeup.
"Knock knock."
Suddenly a footstep appeared, I calmly glanced out of the door, and then continued to put on makeup here, and soon a man walked in from outside the door, and the man said slowly: "Yan Shao, your parents are here, do you want to go out and have a look!" ”
"Ugh!" I continued to put on makeup here and said, "Hey, Zhao Hua, you first ask my parents to wait outside, and when I finish this makeup, I'll go see my parents again!" ”
"Uh, what's wrong with you? How it feels like you're listless. Zhao Hua was a little puzzled: "Whenever you hear your parents coming, you feel unhappy." ”
"Hey." While putting on makeup here, I said: "Every time my parents come over, they tell me again that they always ask me to find a woman to marry when it comes to marriage, but this marriage is so simple, and every time, my parents want me to leave the funeral home, and I have no choice." ”
"That's just as well." Zhao Hua said: "After all, few of us who work in funeral homes will be liked by women, let alone makeup artists like you, who specialize in contact with the dead." ”
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"Well, who said it wasn't." I sighed a little and said: "So, every time my parents come to me, I have a headache, after all, they are old, and it is normal for them to want me to get married as soon as possible, but ordinary women will not accept that a makeup artist who makes up for the dead will be her boyfriend." ”
"Hey, how are we two friends for many years." Zhao Hua said: "I really want to ask you, why do you want to make up the dead, and there is no makeup artist left to make up those female stars, so that there is a future." ”
"No, it's very noble to wear makeup with the dead." I smiled and said: "It's like a doctor treating a disease and saving people, you see, these corpses are generally very miserable, so they are sent to me to make up, if the family members see this kind of corpse, they must be heartbroken, and which family members, seeing their relatives die so miserably, we have the greatest value." ”
"We can paint the deceased as they did before they were alive to reduce the pain of their families." I smiled and said, "So, I really feel like this job is very good, and I really like it." ”
"Hmm." Zhao Hua sighed and said, "Okay then! ”
"That's right." Zhao Hua suddenly took it, a mourning dress, and said, "The family of the deceased just now said that let the deceased wear this dress." ”
"Well, well!" I glanced at it, continued to turn my head to concentrate on my makeup, and said at the same time: "Zhao Hua, you put your clothes here first, you wait for a while, and I can finish the makeup on his face." ”
"Hmm." Zhao Hua said: "But, your parents let you get married, don't you want to get married?" ”
"It's not that I don't want to get married." I shook my head and said: "The point is, after I tell those people what I did, they won't like it, a few years ago, my parents arranged many blind dates for me, and it was fine at first, but when I heard that I was in the industry of makeup for the dead, they stopped contacting me." ”
"Well, that's right!" Zhao Hua sighed and said: "Hey, the object of this kind of profession is indeed difficult to find, but you can't, just keep being single!" It's time to find a partner. ”
"Hey, I'm trying to find someone, but who's going to follow me?" I shook my head and sighed and said: "But I don't grieve myself, I quit my job, just to find a partner, for me, this person is often unreliable, not as reliable as these corpses, can't lie, can't deceive people, why should I quit my job because of finding a partner." ”
"Hehe, you!" Zhao Hua smiled: "I feel that you are like talking to someone, you don't like to talk to people, you like to talk about objects?" ”
"Huh." I smiled slightly, and then continued to paint here, time passed slowly, a few hours later, the corpse that had been unable to see the appearance, at this time has slowly recovered its appearance, I slowly exhaled, and said: "It seems that the painting is done, you push this corpse out!" ”
"Hmm." Zhao Hua nodded. Then I pushed the body out, and when I saw Zhao Hua leave, I took off the work clothes, masks and gloves I was wearing.
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"Hey! Forget it, what should come is always coming. "I walked out of the dressing room, and as soon as I walked out, I saw two people standing here, a man and a woman.
"Mom and Dad!" I walked over and said with a smile, "What's wrong with you guys today, just like that?" ”
"Hmph, you know I'm your father." Dad turned his head and looked over, a little angry and said, "How long has it been, you don't go home to see the two of us, really, I think the two of us are dead, you won't go home!" ”
"Ugh!" I was surprised: "Dad, what are you talking about, why do you keep saying this, hehe, your life is very long, how can you die, don't keep saying this." ”
"Hmph, what's the use of living long." Dad said angrily: "Why don't you go home for a long time, do you just want to avoid us, I don't understand, what's so good about this funeral home, why are you here, desperately working here, some time ago, I didn't introduce you to my company, you just came for a day or two, and you left." ”
"Dad, this is my job, whether you like it or not, as long as it is something you like, you will be motivated." I smiled and said, "Dad, I really don't understand some things in your company, so don't let me make trouble for you." ”
"Alright, husband." Mom smiled and said: "How long have we not seen our son, don't quarrel with our son as soon as we come over, I think no matter what we do, as long as our son likes it, then we can be satisfied." ”
"Hmph, wife. This Yan Shao became like this, it's all what you are used to. Dad sighed.
"By the way, what are you doing here today?" I said with a smile.
"Son, why haven't you been home for a long time?" Mom came over, stroked my head and said, "Today, Mom cooked for you and made some of your favorite food, you must have missed it very much!" ”
"Wow!" My eyes suddenly lit up and I said, "Really, I haven't eaten my mother's cooking for a long time, and I'm really feeling a little hungry." ”
"Hehe, silly boy." Mom smiled, "Come and let's go out to eat." ”
"Hmm." I nodded.
The three of us walked out of the hall and came outside, my mother took out the insulated lunch box and handed it to me, I took it with a smile and said, "Thank you, Mom and Dad!" ”
"Hmph." Dad said: "Stinky boy, I don't know, who is your character, you are twenty-five people, and you are not married yet, some people are twenty-three years old, and they have begun to get married, you are still alone, I am really sad to death." ”
"Ugh." I glanced at my dad and said with a smile: "Hey, you don't know, I do this business, and it's impossible to find a girl I like, but I can assure you that as soon as I find a partner, no matter what it looks like, I will bring it over for you to see." ”
"Okay." Mom smiled and nodded.
"Hey, you stinky boy, you help the dead do their makeup at the funeral home, you tell me, how do you find a partner." Dad shook his head and said: "I originally wanted you to help me in the company, so that I can find a partner for you, but you just don't do it, since you don't want to work with me, then you go to make up for celebrities, so that you can also get in touch with girls, it's better than being a dead makeup artist here." ”