In the fifth year of Zhenguan, on the fifth day of the third month, Friday, there was no wind

There was no wind today, and there was a little chill in the air. It was the cold season of spring, but our group walked in the wilderness wearing several layers of single clothes, and no one spoke. It's not that I don't want to speak, but I really don't want to speak.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Sha Wujing, this name was obtained by Tang Seng, oh, it is the bald monk riding a white horse in front of me, but everyone likes to call me Sha Seng, sometimes called Lao Sha. Kind, no! I think it's a very warm family, especially when a few people huddle around the fire to keep warm.

Why did I join this learning team? It's also quite surprising to say.

It was a sunny day, and it was also a day like this every day in the Heavenly Court. On that day, I was on duty in the Heavenly Palace as usual. Suddenly, I don't know where to break in, a splash monkey hits people when they see them, and they fall when they see things. I'm so clever, seeing this formation, the first one is far away, I have been working in the government department for a long time, of course, I know that many times it is better to have more than one thing.

At this moment, I saw a glass cup fly towards me. When I looked, the stinky monkey was looking at me and smiling! I was so angry that I just wanted to fight back, but I saw the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother coming together. This is a good opportunity for me to make meritorious contributions, and I quickly reached out to pick up the glass jar, but it was too late. I saw that the dazzling glass cup just rubbed the tips of my fingers and fell to the ground with a "snap", shattered into countless pieces, and there was a me in each piece, a total of countless stunned me.

And then, there was no then.

So, now when I see my elder brother, the monkey, I get angry. What kind of cow is he? Isn't it just relying on that golden rod? Behold, one day I will take it from him, so that he may also taste the taste of being beaten with a stick! I secretly felt a little refreshed in my heart, but I couldn't show it, otherwise I would have been beaten with a stick.

"Senior brother, seeing that you are tired, come, eat a fruit to moisten your throat!" I took a pear out of my bag and handed it over.

"It's still Senior Brother Sha, you know it's distressing! I'm optimistic about you, do a good job! The monkey tapped me on the shoulder, spoke earnestly, and walked away.

Speaking of my eldest brother, it's really a little strange, don't look at him jumping around all day long, but I always feel that he has something on his mind, and it is a very heavy matter. Why? Because he talks to the flowers!

"The sour soup noodles I ate today, what about you?"

The flowers are speechless.

"Oh, what ravioli you eat! What's stuffing? ”

The flowers continued to be speechless.

"Leek-filled? I don't like to eat! ”

……

In the end, I concluded that the monkey was a psychopath.

"Wukong, why are you talking to the flowers there again, I'm hungry for the teacher, hurry up and find something to eat!" Tang Seng shouted.

"I'm not going! Whoever loves to go, who goes! "The monkey's head didn't come back.

Tang Seng listened, didn't speak, silently walked to the side, found a small stick and began to draw on the ground. Don't worry, it's definitely not about drawing a circle and cursing him, it's about digging a hole. Speaking of which, this is also one of Tang Seng's favorite hobbies, chisel when he is happy, and chisel when he is unhappy, and I don't know what it is for.

Therefore, I judge that Tang Seng is not a normal human being.

"Master, the monkey just wants to be lazy, you quickly recite the hoop mantra and curse him, curse him to death!" Zhu Bajie set up seedlings on the side.

"Master, it may be that Senior Brother has been in poor health recently, so I'm here for that!" I fanned the flames.

"Nonsense, senior brother is a male monkey, how could he come to that! It must be menopause, you think, senior brother has lived for more than 800 years now, it is normal to have mood fluctuations, you should understand! The white dragon horse said indistinctly while chewing on the grass.

“stop！ I can't go, a swarm of flies! With that, the monkey disappeared with a somersault cloud.

The big guys went to do their own things, Tang Seng continued to dig holes, Zhu Bajie continued to count private money, and Bailongma continued to eat grass. Oh, by the way, this white dragon horse doesn't know why, but when he eats grass, he always eats it with sand. At first, I thought it had accidentally swallowed the sand, but after looking at it for a while, I realized that it was definitely intentional. Because, it always eats sand when people are not looking. Actually, I don't care what it eats, but every time it eats sand, it gets a stomachache, vomits and diarrhea, and has to be cleaned up, so I hate sand very much. I want to vomit when I see sand!

After a while, the monkey came back with a large sprig of peaches.

"No, senior brother, why is it a peach again!" The pig was the first to be dissatisfied.

"Wukong, Master's mouth is about to fade out of the bird's flavor by this peach!" Tang Seng turned his head and said.

"Impossible, Master, do you know what birds smell like? Let me tell you, the taste is far worse than that of people, I think I was in Huaguo Mountain......" The monkey began to recall.

"Stop!" The pig stopped the monkey and said, "Brother Monkey, we are monks now, you can't talk about those things, otherwise it's time to recite the mantra again, what should I do if I curse you to death?" He said and sneered.

"You rammer!" Sun Wukong raised the stick and hit it.

Tang Seng saw this situation and hurriedly recited the mantra, and I hurriedly went up to persuade him.

In fact, I understand that pigs hate monkeys, after all, he was a good marshal in the sky, but this monkey made a big fuss in the sky and sent Marshal Tianpeng to pursue it, but he was defeated and returned, and after being reprimanded by the Jade Emperor, he borrowed wine to drown his sorrows, but he didn't expect to meet Chang'e, and said a few words in a daze, and was sued by Chang'e in front of the Jade Emperor. Then, there was no then, and it became what it is now!

If I want to say that the most neurotic of several people, I think it is this pig.

Tell me which pig will cry at the moon every night, although everyone knows that you were demoted to the mortal because of Chang'e's complaint in the Moon Palace, but you don't have to look at the moon every day to shed tears! The point is, when you ask him why he is in tears, he always looks at you with a foolish look and says, "When did I shed tears?" ”

Isn't it, man, your tears haven't dried yet?

He wiped his tears and said, "Oh, this is a liquid that our pigs secrete every night, which can help us cultivate, really, after it flows out, it is easy to come out, do you want to try it!" ”

The behavior of these men was very suspicious, and I decided to write them all down.

Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself to my secret identity - the secret envoy of the heavenly court, also known as an undercover agent.

When I was about to descend to earth, the Jade Emperor took me aside and talked to me in a serious manner.

"Xiao Sha, you have been in Heaven for two thousand years, you have been conscientious, your work attitude is obvious to all, this time I have indeed wronged you!"

I was deeply moved by the words of the Jade Emperor: "Thank you for the love of the leaders!" ”

"Therefore, you have a mission this time, as long as you complete your work well, Heavenly Court will definitely not forget you at that time, and you will definitely be taken back to Heavenly Court and promoted to three levels in a row!" This is the leader's trust in me, and I must not live up to the leader's cultivation!

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

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