Chapter 1: I Don't Want to Die

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The long road is secluded, isolated from the world, the sky is faintly bright, and the dim sky makes the whole underworld covered with a gloomy atmosphere.

There was the roaring sound of the river all around, the Nai He Bridge over the river, the ghosts passing by and coming, all the joys, sorrows and sorrows were all displayed here.

Chen Ze looked at the dead souls passing by on the Nai He Bridge with a curious expression, and they lined up one after another to take a bowl of soup from a woman wearing a red cheongsam and drink it.

The legendary Meng Po soup is a sacred object that can make people forget everything.

Only then did Chen Ze react, this is the Netherworld Mansion!

So, is he really dead?

It was just a moment's work, and a second ago he was still evading debt collection, and he fled frantically, because a man accidentally stumbled and rolled down the hill, and his head hit the stone, and then a man dressed in black and white came and brought him here.

No!

I can't die yet!

I haven't been in love in my life, and I haven't eaten and drunk spicy food, how can I die like this.

If you die, won't you let those bastards who collect debts succeed?

I thought that the Netherworld was the same as the world, it was a gloomy and terrifying place, but I didn't expect it to be an ordinary apartment, and there was a small wooden sign erected next to the door of the apartment, 'City God Temple No. 28'.

Black and white impermanence took Chen Ze towards the apartment and took the elevator to the second floor.

The moment the elevator opens the door, it is a hotel layout with an elevator entering the house, a huge living room, American country decoration style, and a crystal chandelier as bright as a lotus hanging on the ceiling.

On the European-style leather soft sofa, a man in a suit and leather shoes, with kind eyebrows, and a work sign on his chest that reads 'Chenghuang'.

Chenghuang raised his eyes and looked at the young man who walked in, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, picked up the life and death book in his hand, glanced at it and said, "Chen Ze, over twenty years old, unmarried, lives at No. 11 New Archway in Yuzhou, cause of death, fell to death?" Let me introduce myself, I am the city god of the underworld, and the status of the county magistrate of your yang world is about the same, when everyone is born, which district and county they belong to, after death, the local city god will judge the merits and demerits, there are gods in the head, and what they did before their death, there is a basis to follow after death. ”

"Tell me, young man, how did you fall to your death?"

Chen Ze's heart sank, his stomach was full of grievances, his eyes were flushed, and he said with a crying voice, "My grandfather ran away after borrowing a loan shark in my name, and those people couldn't recover the money, so they found me, I was only twenty years old, I had no money at all, they chased after me and didn't pay back the money, so they chopped off my hand, and I ran away desperately, but I ran to a place in the barren mountains and mountains, stumbled and fell, as if I hit my head, and was brought here." ”

Chenghuang Ye frowned slightly, and looked at the life and death book in his hand several times, "Although the cause of your death is also very helpless, but looking at the records of your life, from a thief to a widow bathing, stealing a few pigs from the village, and borrowing usury, smoking and drinking without leaving his hand, and stepping on several cockroaches, I am bound to go to hell, as a local city god, I must fulfill my duties, you answered very honestly just now, considering that you confessed leniently, I will punish you to hell for twenty years." ”

Yes?!

Chen Ze panicked, the oil pot is hell!

This thing is to throw people into the oil pan and fry them around, the fat can be fried out, and the people can become golden and burnt and tender, and the cycle will continue for 20 years?

It's horrible!

No way!

It must not be like this, I have only lived for twenty years, and it will take twenty years to be punished, God knows how long and torturous it is!

Chen Ze swallowed his saliva, panicking, he must not let himself fall to this.

Chen Ze's tears fell instantly, and he knelt on the ground with a pop and cried.

"My life is so miserable, I have been an orphan since I was a child, I have no father's pain, no mother's love, and I have been bullied since I was a child. Although my grandfather took me, he didn't care about me, and I was so hungry that I didn't want to die, so I had to steal other people's pigs to fill my stomach. ”

"When I was a child, I wanted to be a mother, and when I saw a widow taking a bath, I could feel my mother's love, and my heart would be much more steady."

After saying this, he choked up, reached out and pulled a napkin on a coffee table, and wiped his nose vigorously.

He cried bitterly and said, "Later, when I grew up, I was under a lot of pressure, people in the rivers and lakes couldn't help themselves, many things were not what I wanted, if I didn't smoke and drink, people would look down on me, and I would have no food, I lived in this dilapidated house, the environment was not good, there were cockroaches everywhere, there were no lights, and I couldn't see the cockroaches on the ground, so I trampled on several of them, but I was distressed, that was the only partner who accompanied me." ”

The voice fell. The city god, who originally had ironclad evidence, was also made unpleasant by this sad story.

Black and white impermanence also whispered, "This kid is so pitiful." ”

"Hey, it's really distressing."

Seeing that this atmosphere had arrived, Chen Ze continued to cry and cry miserably, "My life is so bitter, I saw that I was about to come out, but I met a debt collector again, and I would be a hundred when I died, but I had to go to hell to be punished, why was my life so bitter, what did I do wrong!" ”

Chen Ze's acting skills are placed in the yang world, and it is not a problem to win an Oscar, and his acting makes him believe it a little.

Lord Chenghuang frowned helplessly, and he also felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, he had seen a lot of ghosts, and it was the first time he had seen such a miserable person.

"Hey, young man, your life is indeed too bitter, my Yin Si is not a place that is unsympathetic, and the dead cannot be resurrected, but you can still be reincarnated as a good person, so let's do it, the criminal law will be exempted, you go to Meng Po to ask for a bowl of soup, and reincarnate again." Lord Chenghuang looked at him uncomfortably and said.

Although Chen Ze was reluctant to believe that he was dead, there was no better treatment than this at the moment.

Heaven is going to kill me, I will die, since I am dead, then hurry up and reincarnate.

Chen Ze still looked at Chenghuang crying, "Thank you, Lord Chenghuang, no one has ever been so good to me, I feel that you have a feeling of fatherly love." ”

Since you are acting, you have to play enough, this is the real acting!

Lord Chenghuang also felt that this child was too pitiful, and his heart was full of distress, so he asked the black and white impermanence to take Chen Ze to Nai He Bridge.

……

On the way to Yin Si Nai He Bridge, Chen Ze looked at the handcuffs on his wrists helplessly, so that he couldn't move at all.

Bai Wuchang, who was beside him, said calmly, "Don't struggle, your hands are locked to death by the soul-hooking handcuffs, and you can only untie it after drinking Meng Po soup." ”

Every dead Yin Soul is like this, and she is no longer surprised.

Chen Ze was stunned, and looked back at Bai Wuchang beside her, she was extremely beautiful, wearing a white robe, with a graceful figure, and her chest was full, ready to come out. He wears a long white official hat with the words "Fortune at first sight" written on it.

On the other side of him, a man in a black robe wears a long official hat on his head, and his figure is strong and burly, and the hat reads "The world is peaceful".

Damn!

Chen Ze was stunned, and looked at Bai Wuchang with a confused expression, "This thing is soul-hooking?" ”

"yes, questions?" Bai Wuchang asked.

"No, according to legend, you use soul chains, why do you use handcuffs like arresting criminals?" Chen Ze asked curiously.

Looking closely, this handcuff is indeed different, with strange runes engraved around it, and the moment he cuffs his wrist, he suddenly loses his strength, his whole body is soft, and he walks as if he is stepping on cotton.

Bai Wuchang heard this and smiled, "What age is it, and you still use that thing?" As early as the time of the Republic of China, we have been updated, and the current soul-locking handcuffs are a hundred times better than the previous ones! ”

"Let's all line up, come one by one, today is limited to 100 coins for milk cover soup, 100 coins for pure tea soup, 200 coins for cocoa crushed ice soup, and 180 yuan for matcha soup, and cash, transfer, and QR code payment are supported." The woman in the red cheongsam shouted at the top of her voice.

A group of yin spirits lined up with a wad of dark coins in their hands, and when they chose the taste of Meng Po soup, they shed reluctant tears, crying and shouting that they didn't want to die.

All this is no longer strange in the underworld.

"Meng Po Tang still needs to give money?" Chen Ze looked confused.

Bai Wuchang nodded, "You are dead, didn't your family burn money for you?" That's the money to buy the road. ”

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