How can there be an aphrodisiac in this tea, just now because of thirst, I didn't drink less of this tea, how did it become an aphrodisiac.

Grandpa Sun showed me the white powder that he had just put in the tea, and said to me, "This thing is called aphrodisiac powder, which specializes in testing aphrodisiacs, if you encounter an aphrodisiac, this powder will melt away, you saw it with your own eyes just now, this powder is melted into the tea, so I'm sure there is definitely an aphrodisiac in it!" ”

"Hey! It's really evil! I couldn't help but go up and kick the sleeping proprietress with a kick, "I also drugged Lao Tzu, I said, my self-control is not so bad!" Still, you're pretty good, you even have this thing! ”

Grandpa Sun put the powder in his pocket, smiled, and was very useful for my compliment, "Walking the rivers and lakes, you have to prepare some for everything, if someone is set up, you just can't eat it and go around!" ”

After hearing what he said, I felt that my experience was still too little, and I should ask for advice at any time, so I humbly asked, "Then how can I prevent others from playing tricks?" ”

"You can't prevent someone else from playing this thing, it's someone else's business, you're not a ghost, you can't control other people's will, what we have to do is just to prevent yourself from falling into the trap! And as we men, what are the four things that are the easiest to fall into? ”

"Which four?" Grandpa Sun piqued my curiosity.

"A man's several deadly weapons are 'eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling and smoking', now that the living conditions are better, no one cares about a bite of eating, but men are good at drinking and smoking, if someone gives them good wine and cigarettes or something, some people will be unable to hold back, just take myself as an example, I don't drink, but I love to smoke, if I light a good cigarette, I can't control myself."

I am deeply touched by this, this person smokes too often, even if a pregnant woman is next to him, he will not restrain himself.

Anyway, the proprietress didn't wake up, and Grandpa Sun saw that I listened carefully and continued to educate, "Once someone else put ** medicine into the cigarette, and after I smoked, I woke up for three days and three nights." ”

"Haha, you still have this kind of mess?" I slapped my legs and laughed, looking gloating.

"Fortunately, I just met a group of people who cheated money, thinking that I had something good on me, but it turned out that it was a moneyless one, and threw me in the wilderness, and after waking up, I didn't lose anything except a few copper coins on my body to ward off evil spirits!"

"That copper coin is an antique! But—" I suddenly remembered something, "didn't you say that my Five Emperor Money can prevent resentful ghosts, but this female ghost attached to this boss lady is still coming at me!" ”

"Do you know what the hell this boss lady is on? If it weren't for the ghosts, the Five Emperors Money would be useless, the ghosts were the most hateful, and they were the easiest to hurt people, and you had something like blood jade on your body, and you were most likely to be targeted by the ghosts, so I gave you the Five Emperors money to prevent ghosts, and other ghosts couldn't prevent them. ”

"And what the hell is she on?" I'm a little curious.

Grandpa Sun gave me a blank look, "How do I know, I have to wait for her to wake up and ask her, but even if she wakes up, this person may not be able to tell clearly, when Qian Daniu woke up, he was also confused!" It depends on the degree and time of the female ghost's manipulation of the proprietress, maybe the proprietress has a sense and is also possible. By the way, where did I just go—"

"Speaking of what a man's killing weapon!" I hurriedly helped Grandpa Sun find the stubble back.

"Yes, yes, the smoking and drinking I just mentioned are not the worst, the most powerful are women!"

"Well, I agree!"

Throughout the ages, everyone often said that what was a bad face and what a hero was sad about the beauty, all because of the typical example of a man ruined by a woman.

"The most unbearable thing for men is beauty, women can target this, female ghosts can also target this, and some female ghosts specialize in sucking men's yang energy."

"Aren't they yin? What's the use of inhaling yang energy! ”

"It may be the harmony of yin and yang, which can help them with their mana, but there is also one that is for revenge!"

"For revenge? What do you mean? ”

"If this woman had been injured by a man before she died, she would hate the man and would have wanted to kill all the men as soon as possible! They will possess women and kill men! ”

A cold sweat broke out on my back, the female ghost on the boss just now, if it was a revenge type, wouldn't I be more than lucky, but think about it the other way, this ghost may not be a revenge type, if it is a revenge type, then she will become a resentful ghost, and the five emperor money on my body will definitely be able to block it.

Grandpa Sun continued, "So, walking the rivers and lakes, the most important thing is to prevent women!" ”

"Yes, I know!"

The hungry look of the proprietress just now is still lingering in my mind, I try to recall every detail, maybe it will help us, thinking about it, I suddenly remembered a sentence, when the proprietress was on me, she once said, "It's not!" ”

What exactly does this phrase mean? What is called actually not!

I told Grandpa Sun about my doubts, and Grandpa Sun was also confused, and he didn't know what was going on!

It seems that this woman can only be studied when she wakes up, I hope she knows everything, but don't be like Qian Daniu!

"But Grandpa Sun, you don't seem to like drinking water very much, you didn't drink that wolfberry tea just now!"

"Well, I'm glad I didn't drink it!" Grandpa Sun glanced out the window, his eyes were a little lonely, and said to me, "Sometimes people live for a long time, and they don't know that they are thirsty!" ”

"But when you showed my family the tomb on the mountain, you said that you died of thirst, and why did you want me to go down the mountain to buy you Coke or something!"

"I said I was thirsty and you believed it, what a childishness! Still, I'm a big drinker of Coke. ”

"Hehe, yes, but ah, I haven't invited you to drink a sip of Coke yet, tomorrow morning when it's dawn, I'll buy you a bottle!" I glanced at my phone, it was already early in the morning, and I quickly changed my words and said, "Today! I'll buy it for you this morning! ”

"Okay, one bottle of Coke can top three bottles of mineral water, you better save some!"

After Grandpa Sun said this, he closed his eyes, I know that he is a little tired, although the peach wood sword is relatively ordinary, but not everyone can use it, if ordinary people hold it in their hands, they will have to be snatched away by ghosts, even if it is Shang Fang's sword, you have to see who is used in it, people who do not practice enough, but they can't take it, and this kind of thing will consume energy, and he must be lacking at this time.

Grandpa Sun said that as soon as I entered the restaurant, I found the strangeness of the proprietress pupils, why didn't I notice it? Maybe at that time, I just focused on the boss's breasts, and to tell you the truth, the breasts were simply too big, and I had a feeling of suffocating when the two lumps of meat were on my face just now.

The huge boobs of the proprietress directly diverted my attention, alas! Maybe the people in the college dormitory are right, men always look at women in three places, face control, chest control, and ass control, and I am a typical chest control.

I covered Grandpa Sun with a quilt, and in the corner was the proprietress huddled there, and I didn't know when this person would wake up, and he would have an explanation when he woke up.

As the seconds ticked by, I couldn't hold on anymore, I felt like I was about to squint, and I heard a sob.

It's the proprietress and she's awake!

There the woman was babbling and crying, crying so sadly that she was like two people in bed just now.

I don't know what to say! Although Grandpa Sun has already beaten the ghost away, what if this ghost runs back again!

Grandpa Sun hadn't woken up yet, and I didn't want this woman to wake him up, so I handed her a tissue and said, "Be quiet!" ”

The proprietress took the tissue and babbled and cried even more sadly, muttering, "It's over, it's over, it's going to be my end!" ”

She said she's finished, what does that mean?

Because I didn't know whether I should answer or not, I didn't squeak at first, but I heard her there wiping her tears and finishing at the same time, which made me upset.

After more than half an hour, I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at her, "What's over?" You TMD almost finished me! ”

The proprietress knelt down in front of me with a plop, "Uncle, can you save me!" ”