Chapter 9: Striptease
"You fell into the Mu family to be a son-in-law, did I hear it wrong, or are you crazy." Qu Xiaobo laughed wantonly, looking at Wu Chi's gaze as if he was looking at a neurotic.
Is Lao Tzu a heavenly eunuch Guan Nyima's, Lao Tzu is not your sister now, can you let Lao Tzu reveal his true form? It's a joke.
"Enough! Qu Xiaobo, Wu Chi, can you be quiet for a while? Wu Lili was a little angry, one was her own cousin, even if she didn't like Wu Chi very much, she still had the blood of the same ancestor as her. One was her boyfriend, but the two were incompatible, which immediately aroused the anger in her heart.
As for what Wu Chi said about Qu Xiaobo being a heavenly eunuch, she didn't believe it at all, if Qu Xiaobo was really a heavenly eunuch, would he dare to fall in love with him?
"Sister Xiaoli, I'm thinking about you, Qu Xiaobo was originally a heavenly eunuch. Also, he counted me, I can be a fart for him, but he made my brother dump even his girlfriend, I don't fucking let him pay today, am I worthy of my brother? Wu Chi's face sank, and a trace of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes.
"Whitney, I want to see how you make me appear as a prototype." Qu Xiaobo smiled playfully when he heard this, looking very calm.
In fact, this is all superficial work, seeing Wu Chi so swearing, in fact, he was also very panicked.
"Wu Chi ......" Xiaopang looked at Wu Chi with some concern, Wu Chi's body was a little thin, he felt that Wu Chi might not be Qu Xiaobo's opponent, if he didn't knock down Qu Xiaobo and took off his pants, how could he prove that he was a heavenly eunuch.
Wu Chi didn't answer him, but lowered his head and turned out Qu Xiaobo's name in the book of life and death, and then wrote a few words under his name: controlled.
Then there are several time options in the book of life and death, and the amount of merit required varies depending on the controlled time.
Wu Chi chose the shortest five minutes to teach a lesson to a little person like Qu Xiaobo, and he didn't need to spend too much merit value.
Because that's not worth it.
At the same time, the remaining fifteen merit points from before directly consumed ten points.
To modify the information of the Book of Life and Death, of course, merit points are required, and the merit points consumed are different depending on the difficulty of the modification.
However, if it seems to hurt people, the merit value consumed is also higher.
Like judging a person's life and death, the merit required is an astronomical amount.
However, if you use merit points to help save people, the merit points consumed will be doubled.
This is also the reason why after he spent five merit points to cure Mu Wanqiu's menstrual cramps today, the merit points increased by five points.
"You're here to let Lao Tzu show the prototype, if you don't do it, Lao Tzu looks down on you." Seeing that Wu Chi didn't move for a long time, Qu Xiaobo shouted.
Qin Xiaomin and Cheng Lihong also showed disdain in their eyes, and they all thought that Wu Chi was open-mouthed.
"As you wish." Wu Chi smiled weirdly, and then suddenly burst into tears.
"Get on your knees!"
Everyone was shocked by his sudden shout, and their eyes widened one by one.
Qu Xiaobo was just about to taunt, suddenly his heart trembled, his mind seemed to be blinded by something, and in the disbelief of everyone, he actually got up and walked in front of Wu Chi, and knelt down with a bang.
At this moment, whether it was Xiaopang, Wu Lili, Cheng Lihong and Qin Xiaomin, they were all dumbfounded.
In particular, the three girls subconsciously covered their mouths, as if they had suddenly seen the ninth miracle.
Although the Qu family is not as good as the Wu family, the Qu family is also one of the few major families in Yuzhou, and Qu Xiaobo is the eldest of the Qu family.
However, such a son-in-law was actually kneeling down by the abandoned son of the Wu family, is this world too crazy, or are they unable to keep up with the changes in the world?
"Apologize to my brother." Wu Chi said indifferently.
"Chubby, Lin Shao, I'm sorry, I'm not human, you have a lot of adults, you treat me as a fart!" Qu Xiaobo knelt down to the little fat Lin Qin, and every time he said a word, he slapped himself, like a little deflated three.
Chubby looked at Qu Xiaobo, who was kneeling in front of him and constantly slapping himself, and didn't react at all, is this still the Qu Xiaobo I know?
This kid is fake, right?
"Get up and do the striptease." Hao Chi said indifferently.
Then a few people saw Qu Xiaobo stand up obediently, stood in front of the booth and began to twist his body, twisting his ass frantically while starting to undress.
The eyes of the little fat people were all straight, especially Wu Lili, who felt as if her worldview had collapsed, her mind was blank, and she only knew that she was staring at Qu Xiaobo with wide eyes.
Soon, Qu Xiaobo ripped off his shirt, and his hands began to untie the belt.
At this scene, the whole bar stopped going crazy, the sound engineer turned off the music, the lights turned on, and the eyes of the whole bar widened.
Countless of them even took out their mobile phones to film this scene, preparing Qu Xiaobo to post it to the circle of friends after dancing for a while.
At this time, Qu Xiaobo took off his pants, and when he reached for his underwear, there was a struggle in his eyes.
"Take it off!"
"Take it off!"
"Take it off!"
The people in the bar began to heckle, they had seen a dancer dancing a striptease, but everyone had never seen a man dancing a striptease, and in an instant, everyone was full of passion, and the heckling became louder and louder.
"Take it off!" Just when Qu Xiaobo's eyes showed a struggle, Wu Chi suddenly let out another cold drink.
His voice was like magic, listening to Qu Xiaobo's ears, it immediately made Qu Xiaobo lose again, and he ripped off only his underwear with a slam of his hand.
"Damn, there really are toothpick men in the world!"
Everyone was speechless, and they dared to take it off like a toothpick, this kid has good courage!
Qin Xiaomin and Cheng Lihong's eyes also widened, especially Cheng Lihong, who subconsciously thought of her boyfriend, oh no, it's her ex-boyfriend, Qu Xiaobo is really a eunuch!
Their eyes when they looked at Wu Lili were full of sympathy.
Wu Lili's face turned pale, and at the same time, she was also glad that she had not slept with Qu Xiaobo, otherwise his toothpick would be simply insulting.
At this time, she knew why Wu Chi would say that Qu Xiaobo was a eunuch.
This is not humane at all, just a modern version of a eunuch!
As soon as the five minutes passed, Qu Xiaobo returned to normal.
recalled the scene just now, and immediately felt ashamed and angry, especially the feeling that his little Ding Ding was exposed in front of everyone, which made him have the heart to die.
He hurriedly put on his shirt and pants and pounced on Wu Chi like a mad dog.
He knew that Wu Chi was playing tricks on all this, although he didn't know what Wu Chi had done to him.
"Fuck, I'm going to kill you!"
Qu Xiaobo shouted angrily, and a punch slammed into Wu Chi's face.
"Qu Xiaobo, stop me!" If it was before, Wu Lili might have turned a blind eye, but after experiencing the scene just now, she had already sentenced Qu Xiaobo to death in her heart.
But at this time, Qu Xiaobo had completely lost his mind, and if he didn't kill Wu Chi, he was unwilling.
Wu Chi brought him such a big humiliation, Wu Chi had to die, Wu Lili's words, he couldn't listen to a word.
Seeing Qu Xiaobo pounce like a mad dog, Qin Xiaomin and Cheng Lihong exclaimed in surprise, and they both sweated for Wu Chi.
After all, Qu Xiaobo's body is there, but he is much stronger than Wu Chi, how can Wu Chi's thin little body stop Qu Xiaobo, who is crazy.
Even Chubby sweated for his good brother.
But he sat inside Wu Chi, and it was too late to help Wu Chi.
Bang!
Just as several people were sweating for Wu Chi, they saw Wu Chi raise his hand and punch Qu Xiaobo's stomach.
In the next moment, Qu Xiaobo was like a kite with a broken string, and his body flew out directly, and several unlucky guys were knocked over by him on the way.
"This ......"
Seeing that Qu Xiaobo was blown out three meters away by Wu Chi's punch, everyone's eyes widened.
How strong he has to punch this punch!
This guy weighed at least one hundred and sixty pounds, but he was blasted out so far.
Is this Hercules!
It took a long time for Qu Xiaobo to get up from the ground with difficulty, and in his gaze staring at Wu Chi, in addition to fear and disbelief, there was also a strong murderous intent.
"Wretched, you wait for Lao Tzu!"
Qu Xiaobo pointed at Wu Chi and said a cruel word, and walked away.
He lost such a big face today, where did he still have the face to stay.
After Qu Xiaobo walked away, the bar returned to normal.
"Wu Chi, what did you do to Qu Xiaobo just now?" Wu Lili stared at Wu Chi deadly, she felt that her cousin must have some important secret.
"You don't have to know, you just need to understand that I've done you a great favor." Wu Chi said lightly, although Wu Lili is his cousin, he has never looked down on him, so he doesn't have much affection for Wu Lili.
"Hmph, what are you dragging, you no longer have any status in the family now, you humiliate Qu Xiaobo so much today, it is impossible for Qu Xiaobo and the Qu family to let you go, and it is impossible for the family to offend the Qu family for you." Wu Lili snorted coldly.
"If the Qu family dares to come, I will let their whole family dance." Wu Chi smiled playfully, not taking Qu Xiaobo and his family seriously at all.
"Stubborn!" Wu Lili glared at Wu Chi, looking like she hated iron but not steel.
Originally, if Wu Chi's attitude was better, she also planned to say something for him.
But seeing that Wu Chi was so arrogant, she didn't bother to care.
Today's incident will definitely cause Qu Xiaobo's revenge, if it doesn't work, the Qu family will come forward directly, she really can't figure it out, without the help of the Wu family, why would Wu Chi dare to be so arrogant.