Brush.

Xu Taoyao rushed into my arms in an instant.

I was full of excitement, and quickly dodged Xu Taoyao's blow sideways, but a dense cold sweat broke out on my forehead

I've seen people trick me into getting tattoos.

I've seen people who want to kill me.

But the first time I saw it, this kind of test of my ability, to see if I was qualified, and then to let her be my husband

It's weird, it's weird from every angle.

But obviously, with Xu Taoyao's character, I have no doubt about what weird and ridiculous things he will do.

"Doctor Xu, please calm down and don't be impulsive." I took a few steps back, looked at Xu Taoyao, who was undressing and exposing her fragrant shoulders, and said, "You are like this, don't you think this progress is too fast?" ”

"What's so fast about this?"

Xu Taoyao took off her clothes, closed the door of the tattoo room casually, and said very calmly: "Am I not beautiful, or think I am not clean?" Rest assured, no man has ever touched me, and those lowly stupid men are not qualified to mate with me at all. ”

Copulation?

A cold wind rose up my spine.

Trying to communicate again, he took a few steps back, spread his palms and said, "You see that I am also the same as those ordinary men who are popular outside, there is no difference. ”

"No, no, no, I believe in my vision, you have just proved your strength."

She took off her clothes very calmly, and said: "Your divergent thinking, smart and calm in case of trouble, are quite compatible with me, the two of us are together, there must be a common language, you see a beauty like me undressing, can still be so steady, and not like a pervert pounces up, it is worthy of my appreciation of you, you come to be my husband, I don't suffer, or do you think I married you, do you think you suffer?" ”

It's not a question of whether you suffer or not.

I smiled wryly.

To be honest, I never dreamed of her as a perfect and lovely goddess, but her personality is different, her mind is too calm, and she is a woman who has no fear and is as rational as a machine.

Now, this is no longer a matter of giving away and blessings.

Tonight, if I really had a wonderful relationship with this beautiful Dr. Xu, I picked up her big bargain, and kicked her away, without any doubt that with her character, I would have been hit by a car and killed the next day, and then I got on her operating table.

As for really marrying her?

I've only known her for a few days, and I haven't communicated with her much, but I also know that she doesn't talk about feelings, only reason, and even those distorted bad tastes, and even choosing a lover is such a rational way, I can't understand her thinking at all.

So, I tried to communicate again and whispered, "Don't you think we should nurture feelings?" Also, Dr. Xu, are you taking off your clothes too quickly? ”

"Nurturing feelings?" Xu Taoyao took off only her underwear, revealing her fiery delicate curves, and suddenly smiled, half of her clothes were taken off, and when she reached the last layer of corset, she began to wear it.

While dressing and hiding the snow-white skin exposed to the outside, she said calmly: "Mr. Cheng, congratulations, you just went through my IQ test, and now you have passed my second ** test, the control is good, if you really can't stand my temptation just now, pounce on it"

"I cut it."

She took out a small pair of scissors that she had prepared and cut them with a click, and there was a crisp sound of metal colliding in the air.

Depend on!?

My face turned gray and yellow.

This is special, I was too well prepared for the test, not only with a chain meter, but also with test tools, how can there be such a person in this world? Who the hell am I messing with?

"Okay, okay, please calm down, I won't hurt you, my baby, it's too late for you, whoever moves you, I'll hack him to death." Xu Taoyao put on her clothes, took out her mobile phone and looked at the time, and said, "You are very good, but I have to go back tonight, it's too late, it's eleven o'clock." ”

I leaned over and said, "What do you like about me, can't I change it?"

Xu Taoyao shook her head and ignored me, she tidied up her clothes and appearance, and slowly walked out of the tattoo parlor, leaving me still stunned in place, unable to react for a long time.

I suddenly thought: wait another day, I put a label on the door of the store that Xu Taoyao and the dog cannot enter.

This man makes my head big when I see it.

"Encountering this kind of person is more terrible than the enemy who wants my life, whether it is to fight, not to scold, etc." My mind was shocked, and I hurriedly went to the door, stopped Xu Taoyao, and said: "I have a more suitable candidate for your husband here, cold and handsome, with extraordinary wisdom, a perfect man, but a little transvestite." ”

"Transvestite?"

Xu Taoyao stopped her high heels and turned her head to look at me calmly, "There is no problem with quirks, I also have some, and smart people have some of them." ”

I don't know where she came up with this theory, but I don't have any intention of arguing, in fact, I never thought I was smart and belonged to the category of ordinary people.

At the very least, I don't know how many grades lower than Miao Qianqian and Bai Xiaoxue.

I sorted out my thoughts for a while and said, "He definitely meets your aesthetic standards, that is, he is a pseudonymous anchor, but the kind of man and woman, so he usually wears women's clothes to go out." ”

"Oh? Ladies? Xu Taoyao's eyes flickered.

"Xu Yiyu, do you know? I think if you pay attention to ancient music, you should know that person is famous. ”

I asked Xu Taoyao to enter my tattoo parlor, took out her mobile phone, searched for the anchor's Baidu information, and showed her Bai Xiaoxue's beautiful photos.

"Well, that's good." Xu Taoyao pondered for a while and said to me: "Why does the information show that he is no longer an anchor?" ”

I said: She changed her career, stopped singing music, and entered our yin line, and now she is very powerful, an onmyoji, the kind of professional ghost removal, you like the occult very much, yin and yang, it should be a good match.

"Do you have any tricks?" Xu Taoyao suddenly looked at me and said softly: "That person, she can't really be a woman, right?" ”

I wiped my sweat and said no.

"Okay, I'll try to get in touch and test him, but you're still my best candidate, and you're my future husband." Xu Taoyao smiled and stood up, and left elegantly in high heels.

I was completely relieved.

Trouble will lead to the east, delay it for a while, and as for what happened later, what kind of dispute did these two equally extremely smart women have, let's talk about it for another time.

After sending Xu Taoyao, the terrible god, away, I relaxed my nerves, I really couldn't be at peace all night, drank a few glasses of water, closed the door, and went to sleep.

This night, I slept very peacefully, and in the morning, I went to the Shaxian snack next door to eat breakfast slowly, and then returned to the store to sit down, thought about it, turned on the music, and put a song "Preference" in the store

"Void yesterday, now you are in front of my eyes, I want to love, please give me a chance, if I am wrong, I will bear it, I will believe that you are the answer, I am not afraid of who will ridicule, I am extreme."

I listened to the song silently, feeling that every word in it was Yanyan's mood, and while sighing in my heart, I remembered that Han Yutian with that inflatable doll, I don't know where I wandered again? So in the future, please don't discriminate when you see people who take an inflatable doll to a park bench and sit down and go to the movie with a doll.

"What's the matter, it's early in the morning in the store, so hi?" Zhao Banxian walked in the door, seemed to be in a good mood, and asked me: Did you solve the business last night?

I nodded.

Zhao Banxian asked: "So fast, it should be a small business, right?" ”

"Yes, small business, and got a nice red envelope." I nodded again, and after sorting out my thoughts for a while, I remembered that Xiao Rong turned into a white fox to take revenge.

But it seems, there is no news yet?

I pondered for a while, thinking that if there was news, Miao Qianqian would definitely come over as soon as possible.

Xiao Rong is a merry female ghost, plus the fox, and the Rakshasa girl, is very cooperative, I am not very worried in my heart, at this time I was trolling, and a phone rang.