264 LL Dafa is good, endless days and nights
If ordinary people hold a concert, I am afraid that it will not be enough to arrange it in just half a day, but Tang Cheng brings his own background, music and props, and the so-called stage only needs to build a platform, so in the evening, the preliminary preparations have been completed, and then, Tang Cheng, who is wearing a handsome black windbreaker, stands on the stage, leaning against the sunset of his aunt, looking up at the blue sky at a 45-degree angle, with a melancholy and vicissitudes of life on his face.
Such a picture was teleported to all the challengers in the current world under the authority of Black Lily.
"First of all, this palace line will not change its name, and it will not change its surname, it will be called Cheng Aotian......" After the video began to be broadcast, Tang Cheng lowered his head and looked ahead, and said in a deep voice, but his first sentence was full of slots.
"Hey, this palace generally refers to women's self-title, right, what is your name as a big man? It's okay not to change your name or change your surname, which one is Cheng Aotian?! Asama is worthy of being the princess's complaining service, and before Tang Cheng finished speaking, her complaining had already erupted.
Tang Cheng glanced at her disdainfully, "If I don't say that, how can you have the opportunity to complain?" Moreover, singers need a stage name for their debut, and I look at the Xinhua dictionary, except for the word Aotian, nothing else is worthy of being my stage name...... It's live, don't let me answer such boring questions anymore. In the later stage, pay attention to cutting this paragraph when staying in the video editing, so as not to lower my forced form! ā
Thousands of miles away, Black Lily, who was not only responsible for video broadcasting, but also entrusted by Tang Cheng with the task of post-editing, said that there was a lot of pressure.
At the same time, almost at the beginning of the broadcast, everyone who saw the video was stunned.
Somewhere in the novice area, an ordinary-looking young man had just finished fighting the little monster, and when he looked up, he saw such a picture, and the brain circuit was short-circuited on the spot, until he was stunned for a few seconds, and then he shouted violently: "Wife." Come out and see God! ā
"What's it called? The old lady has already seen it! Not far away, a woman scolded with the expression of the deputy aunt.
Somewhere in the same novice area, Lin Chen saw this video and spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot, and a little monster saw the opportunity and flew behind him like lightning and stabbed him in the ass......
"Ouch my cĒo!" Lin Chen screamed in pain, and immediately turned around and went to fight the little monster.
A little farther away from him, Yu Qinyi and Tang Ya looked at the video in mid-air, looking at each other speechless.
And then. In the video, Tang Cheng's face changed like a flip book, changed his deep expression again, and said slowly: "This is the first solo concert of Brother Cheng, a good man in the new century, and everyone can take time out of their busy schedules to watch my concert, and I am very honored to say that I am very honored below." And to be able to hold this concert, I would like to thank my parents for making my life so good, no one before or since, unlike you scum. Secondly, I want to thank the Sword Pavilion. If it weren't for the generosity of the Sword Pavilion and the sending of two mentally handicapped guards to the Tiger Prison Pass, it would be impossible for Gu to take the Tiger Prison Pass lightly and hold a concert here...... Therefore. For the righteousness of the Sword Pavilion, the concubine is here to express 120,000 thanks, you are good people! ā
"......" Regarding Tang Cheng's self-title, Asama doesn't want to complain anymore. Forget it, you can come as you want!
And somewhere in the decisive battle area, the sword that has always been known for its calmness. After listening to Tang Cheng's words, his face sank in an instant, and the invisible coercion was released, and no one around dared to gasp...... They could clearly feel that Tang Cheng's taunt had made their captain really angry.
"Hey, hey, is that okay?" Where the queen's team is located, Heluo said worriedly, "Such a grandiose mockery of the Sword Pavilion, that facial paralysis can't blow up his lungs, if he gives up the pass on an impulse and goes back to the Tiger Prison directly, this concert will end without a problem." ā
"It's okay, Tyke is not such an impulsive person." Victoria said casually, "Moreover, even if Ba Jian's IQ suddenly drops and he returns to the Tiger Prison Pass, he has already missed the best opportunity, in two days, even if the princess team was injured in the previous battle, most of them have recovered at this time, even if all the members of the Sword Pavilion can take the Tiger Prison Pass, it will be difficult to hit the princess team hard, Tang Cheng chose to hold a concert at this time, probably for this reason...... Of course, his words are indeed quite deadly, after all, after this incident, his popularity in the reincarnation world will directly catch up with the celebrities of the fourth district, and his life will definitely not be stable in the future. ā
"But that's probably what he's most happy to see." Black Lily smiled, "With his neurological way of thinking, it is absolutely impossible to keep a low profile, and the more flamboyant and exaggerated he is, the happier he may be...... Even, what he said about the conspiracy was just something he did in order to pretend to be forced. ā
Victoria nodded, "It's true that a person like him may be above scheming, in the eyes of ordinary people, he is a psychotic move to hold this concert, but smart people will always be tempted to dissect the conspiracy hidden in this concert...... Wanting to hold all the qiÄ in your hands has always been a common problem of strategists, whether it is to follow the trend or deliberately, this concert will make countless smart people tie their hands and feet for this point. ā
"Being able to combine what I like to do and what is useful in such a perfect way and make use of it, this person's ability is the only thing I have ever seen in my life." Kuroyukihime commented.
And just as everyone was talking, Tang Cheng, who was standing on the stage and singing, snapped his fingers lightly, "Then now, the first Brother Cheng's solo concert has officially begun!" ā
When the words fell, Tang Cheng suddenly turned his back to the audience, and at this moment, two little guys, one black and one white, suddenly flew out of his shoulders and flew over the stage.
"Huh?!" Seeing this scene, Tomo Asama and Kimi Aoi of the queen team at the scene were stunned for a moment.
Asama looked at Tang Cheng's "black and white double evil" in surprise, and the moment she turned her head, a palm-sized little witch flew out of her shoulder, and her hippie smile was very joyful, flying around Asama.
"Those two of his are just like your Shinto lackeys." Kikyo said.
"Are you relatives?" At the same time, Herro of the queen team couldn't help but complain when she looked at the little dancer rolling around on Kimi Aoi's arm with a cute expression.
Of course, the thoughts of the few of them had nothing to do with Tang Cheng, as the little devil flew into the air, the entire stage suddenly dimmed, and then countless lights lit up, illuminating the stage brightly, and at the same time, more than a dozen lovely-looking girls suddenly appeared on the stage, walking neatly and shouting in unison: "What are the benefits of LL Dafa, whoever says it right will give it to him!" LL Dafa is good, believe in LL, keep safe, auspicious jade rabbit, LL auspicious, please join the LL cult! ā
"I'm cĒo! What's that? "Many of the audience who were watching this concert were shocked, those dozen girls were exactly the same as real people, is this the ability of the black villain?
And some of the smart people in each of the teams couldn't help but think: If this is not a projection, but the embodiment of life, then does it mean that Tang Cheng also has the power to embody a powerful warrior?
Thinking of this, some people who had been paying attention to this concert raised their vigilance again.
On the stage, under the dance of LL Dafa, Tang Cheng had an extra microphone in his hand at some point, looked at the front and said affectionately: "First of all, my first song is dedicated to the night that has always protected me and worked hard to prepare the stage for me, please enjoy it...... Night visit night after night! ā
As Tang Cheng's words fell, the passionate music suddenly sounded, and Tang Cheng had already started his singing voice and sang loudly: "When you reach the climax, you can't ejaculate, but the extreme pleasure can't be launched, you can only day and night, and then day and night, endless days and nights, forever trapped in the thighs!" ā
Feed! What kind of song is this? Night...... Does it really matter?
The moment they heard Tang Cheng speak, everyone in the princess team was already kneeling, and they subconsciously looked towards Yeye, but to their surprise, Yeye, who thought they would run wild, actually showed an obsessive expression and looked at Tang Cheng on the stage......
"No...... No way? This rhythm shattered the three views of the six princess team members.
Then, the worse and worse singing continued to reach their ears......
"I'm a pervert but I can't shoot, playing with you day after day, endless copulation is like a kind of heavenly send-off, night is my goddess, creampie is my love, field battle under the stars is my interest, God has a crush on us, but he wants my weak gun to play bad night, wants us to be endless and ruthless...... Copulation! ā
"Look at the ejaculated liquid entering one by one, and the love you have done is reminiscent one by one, leaving only you alone to call the bed thousand! Year! ā
"I can't wield a weak steel gun, and I can't have the climax of the night, only like every pervert, the arrogant mouth is upright, looking for high points and holes, looking for ...... Pleasure! ā
"When you reach an orgasm but you can't ejaculate, you can't launch extreme pleasure, you can only go day and night, and then day and night, endless days and nights, forever trapped in the thighs!"
"One millennium after another of mating, I worked day and night, and then day and night, endless days and nights, oh oh ~ ~ oh ~ ~ really ~ good ~ cool!"
Tang Cheng, who sang extremely devotedly, unconsciously took off his shirt, and was surrounded by more than a dozen girls with his naked upper body, and finally, in his shouts, this terrible song came to an end.
"Bang bang bang!" At the end of the song, Ye Ye was the first to applaud, and said to the person next to him excitedly, "This song is so good, don't you think so?" ā
"......" Shendai and the others were speechless.
No, this kind of song that is so bad that it breaks through the sky is only thought good by an idiot girl like you, anyway...... Wouldn't such a song be harmonized? (To be continued......)