Chapter 082: Stimulated ......
After hearing what Er Ya said, Li Hongmei somewhat understood. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd
"Is it Zhaodi that woman threatening you, if you don't borrow money, she will rely on the mountain, and stir up the discord between me and the mountain. When the time comes, it will turn our family upside down. ”
Erya nodded frequently, "She, really said that, sister-in-law, aren't you listening behind me!" ”
Li Hongmei shook her hand and gave this girl one, "You just listened in the back." As long as you say a little, I can figure it out. Come on. You girl, you're stupid. If people believe that, it's you. That's it, it's just a little longer in the future. Sister-in-law, I and you Brother Dashan are not so visionless. ”
Although it's a bit hateful that this girl was deceived, who called, she really thought about her and the mountain. For this reason, Li Hongmei decided to let go of this stupid sister-in-law.
A new house in the courtyard is to be built.
Since Liu Baocai and his wife built a house, they have also followed the honest work.
After all, Zhao Dashan revealed earlier that as long as the new house is built, when the time comes, the old house will belong to them. Picking up a house for nothing, how to think about it, how cost-effective.
However, when the house was about to be completed, Liu Baocai was not happy.
Not for anything else, just looking at this large room, and the special bathroom designed by the brother and daughter-in-law, it looks comfortable.
Now it's good, he can only watch, not stay. For a while, Liu Baocai had that secret hatred.
"This hot water boiler is just put in this tank. People can bathe under this. You say this thing has to be boiled manually? That's right, although this thing can only be boiled manually, but it feels comfortable to take a bath with water like this. At this time, Li Hongmei and Zhao Dashan studied the bathroom at home with relish, and Li Hongmei said these functions happily. This one thing is a product of the couple's collaboration.
The automatic water tank designed in this bath room is actually a wooden box made by Zhao Dashan.
Add some wooden stoppers and a large tank to store water. This is a simple but very comfortable bathroom setup.
Although it is simple, it is certainly more comfortable than boiling water and squatting to wash it.
"Daughter-in-law, why don't we try this tank and take a hot bath tonight?"
Zhao Dashan was eager to try, and he was a little moved.
"Yes, our drain is also ready, and now you can take a shower."
Li Hongmei also wanted to try, the two looked at each other and smiled, turned around, and began to get busy.
When it was night, Zhao Dashan began to boil water, and the people in the family took turns to take a bath.
"Brother, I'll come first, I'll come first, I'll be the first to come to our bathroom."
Xiao San'er, who has never liked to take a bath, actually took the initiative to request at this time.
Qian Xiaopang was even more outdone, and also raised his hand on the side, "I'll come too, I'll be the second." No matter who is the first, I will wash it as the second. ”
Yes, there are people occupying these two positions, and Li Hongmei is happy, "Come on, let's do this, let's do it according to the small row and the big one." The mountains and I will boil water for you. ”
It's a pity that you can't use solar energy or anything like that in this era, or you can avoid boiling hot water every day.
Fortunately, the weather is nice and it doesn't take time to boil water.
After a while, Zhao Dashan brought a large bucket of hot water to the bathroom, and Xiao San'er had already stripped off and stood below.
When Zhao Dashan turned around, this guy pulled out the plug on it.
The water roared, and the little one cheered.
"Comfortable, so convenient, haha, as long as you plug this hole, you can hit it. Tsk, how can this thing be so magical? ”
The guy who usually doesn't like to take a bath came out after washing for almost half an hour today.
Qian Xiaopang, who couldn't wait for a long time, rushed in, and then screamed. I shouted hard inside, comfortable, happy, cool......
Listening to these voices, Zhao Dashan was a little itchy.
She looked at Li Hongmei, who was still inspecting the chili sauce, and came over to discuss with her, "Lady, I see that there are many people in this family, if it is a turn to take a bath, I will definitely have to wash for a long time." Why don't we go in together in a while, you help me rub it, and I'll help you rub your back, okay? ”
Li Hongmei's hand stiffened, raised her head, smiled at him, and stared at him with a pair of bright eyes, "You mean that we are taking a mandarin duck bath?" ”
Zhao Dashan was stunned, he really didn't know that there was such a thing as a mandarin duck bath. But, mandarin duck, it sounds so good.
"Hehe......" At this time, you have to pretend to be stupid, Zhao Dashan just laughed to himself.
But Li Hongmei hooked her fingers, "Husband, you can help me carry water and wash it down in a while." ”
"Okay, no problem."
"So, do you agree or disagree?" This mandarin duck bath, whether it is completed or not. Why did the little lady only look at herself with smiling eyes.
Li Hongmei hooked her little finger again, "It seems that it sounds good." ”
This is...... Agreed.
Zhao Dashan was excited.
Glancing at the little lady's bulging breasts a little shyly, "Lady, for a while, you can rub me with a chop, hehe, I have rough skin and thick meat, you're welcome." ”
Li Hongmei nodded vigorously, "Okay, no problem." ”
Ah, the little lady really agreed. Woo, happiness comes so fast, and suddenly I feel that my brain is a little dizzy.
Du Kangning, who came in with the smell of chili peppers, listened to the words of the two, twisted his eyebrows slightly, turned around, and followed out of the house.
It seems that the fool is very teasing, obviously, the village woman didn't promise to do anything with him.
However, when he thought of Zhao Dashan's honest and happy smile, Du Kangning couldn't help it.
How can a village fool be so happy with a smile.
"No, I have to fix him, looking at this kid's appearance, I'm not feeling well. With the appearance of this kid who cares about the village woman so much, it is obvious that he likes his wife very much. Hehe, I don't know, I'm a little worse, how will this fool react? ”
Thinking about it this way, where can Du Kangning still sit.
He turned and went outside.
"Honghong, I have a question, I can discuss it with you, you say, in this world, did you have a bird first, or did you have an egg first?"
Li Hongmei's casual smile froze suddenly. Isn't this question the question of whether the chicken or the egg came first that stumped many people in modern times?
Du Kangning would actually bring it up.
At that moment, she said without hesitation, "First there are birds and then there are eggs." ”
"But where did this bird come from?"
Du Kang would rather not follow.
He and his classmates once inadvertently argued about this question, and there is still no answer.
Li Hongmei showed a wicked smile, raised her head, and looked at him gloomily, "Because, what you are asking is bird eggs, bird eggs." The birds come first, and of course there are the birds first, and then the eggs. It's a simple question. ”
Du Kangning was stunned. "Can this be?"
Li Hongmei nodded vigorously, "How about it, don't you admire it very much." ”
"Bird eggs, birds come out first, how can I listen, this answer is so evil?" Du Kangning didn't follow, he stumped many people because of this problem back then.
This village woman, how can she answer like this? For a moment, he felt congested. I forgot right away that the purpose of coming out to talk to Li Hongmei was to stimulate the fool.
"Your questions are actually very simple. Let me ask you first, how did this person come out? How did the first person come about? Can you come up with an answer? ”
Du Kangning was completely dumbfounded.
He scratched his head, "How did the first person come about?" I heard my ancestors say that it came out of a stone. Isn't it? ”
"Poof......" Li Hongmei was amused by this stupid answer. Do you think this world is a mythical world or a fantasy world? Can people pop out of the stone when they are in the time? Let me ask you again, this, is the orangutan elephant like a human? IQ, is there any? ”
"Orangutans?" Du Corning was asked.
"Oh, did you see that monkey?" Li Hongmei quietly wiped her sweat, the knowledge of the ancients was indeed much worse than that of modern people.
Let's just talk about this animal, they have seen many varieties, and there are not too many.
"Oh, then I know, in some of the mountains, there are the most such monkeys. Those guys grin when they look at people, and they want to rob people's things. All you have to do is clap your hands and they'll stop pestering. ”
"Then you think that this monkey's IQ is okay among animals?" Li Hongmei asked again.
This time, Du Kangning nodded, "It seems like this." From what I've observed, monkeys are indeed quite intelligent animals. ”
"So here's the point, I want to say that this person is actually a human evolved from a monkey, do you believe it or not?"
"Haha......" This time, Du Kangning couldn't stop laughing.
"How is it possible, you are a tease sent by the monkeys. It's like that, and I can say it. ”
Li Hongmei was also stunned, damn it, this man actually inadvertently said the most popular Internet phrase in modern times. Obviously, there are some words that will still be used in ancient and modern times.
"You don't believe it, hum, tell you, this thing is not far from ten. If you don't believe me, you can look at some underground fossils and something. Let some historians examine the evidence to see if humans evolved from ancient apes. Anyway, I believe it. ”
Seeing her serious appearance, Du Kangning tilted his head and thought about it. However, no matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem possible.
"Lady, hurry up and take a bath."
At this moment, Zhao Dashan finally couldn't bear to speak.
This cry of anger reminded Du Kangning at once. The purpose of his coming to talk to Li Hongmei was to stimulate this fool. It seems that there is no need to go to the room to do it, this kid has also been fooled.
Ahem, look at the big black face and Charizard-like eyes. Tsk, life, it's really not too wonderful.
Thinking of this, Du Kangning rolled his eyes again, "Honghong, what did you make the pants you wore that day, and what else, give me another one." I think it's very comfortable to wear. ”
Li Hongmei waved her hand impatiently, "Regardless of my mother's going, she still has leftovers there." ”
However, what she didn't see was that when Zhao Dashan heard this, his face suddenly turned pale and pale. Looking at Du Kangning's eyes, he was about to eat people.
When Li Hongmei left, Zhao Dashan jumped in front of Du Kangning.
"You, stop!"
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