"You dead fat man get me up, how did you sleep!" Xingyang City, in the house that my family bought for me in the urban area, there was a sound of anger from the mountains, and in a blink of an eye we came back for a while, recalling that when we first walked into the city that day, the three of us passed by passers-by have sideways eyes, and we can quickly gather a group of spectators wherever we go, at that time we didn't know what the situation was, but then we understood, because of the relationship between the corpse waterfall, the three of us are more Africans than Africans at the moment, so black that we can't find a white place all over our bodies, It's even better than the black race.

At first, the fat man was coquettish and said that this was his new look, but in the end, even the chengguan was shocked, but the chengguan uncle immediately stopped when he saw the three of us, and kept muttering something, I heard him say that he was talking about how there were refugees in Africa running Xingyang came, which made me very speechless.

But let us say that Uncle Tiancheng didn't believe it, and had to bring us to the city defense department for inspection, I suddenly had a headache, and did so many shady things, how could I go to the government office, it wasn't that I was not comfortable looking for it, and finally I was forced to have no choice, I went directly to a nearby store to buy a few bottles of mineral water, and came to a shower in public.

At first, the chengguan didn't believe it, but when they saw our complexion slowly turning white, they were stunned, and the onlookers were even more jaws dropped, and their hearts said what was going on, I naively thought that we could go in this way, but I didn't think that the chengguan uncle was more resolute, and said that he wouldn't let us go, and the reason was that the appearance was suspicious, and he was suspected of suffering from schizophrenia...... Must investigate!

The fat man Dashan almost didn't beat the city manager uncle on the street, I didn't want to make a big deal, so I had to follow him to the city defense department, and then he was sent to the lost public security bureau for investigation, but fortunately Zuo Lingtian happened to run into us that day, and immediately interceded, and we were able to release, the fat man complained about the bad luck, and it was the New Year soon, and he was actually loaded into the bureau by a car, what is this called.

What makes me even more speechless is that I almost invited two gods home, which made me regret my decision not to send them a hotel in the first place, these days, the two of them are like taking stimulants, they quarrel when they meet, and they make trouble when they sit together, for example, when you go to the toilet, you can make trouble because of the toilet paper, you can make a morning because of who squeezes toothpaste, and even when you eat, you have to divide who adds it first and who adds it later...... I often can't eat for a day.

I hardly live in the house that my family bought for me, and there is only one bed here, and it is unscientific for the three of them to be crowded together, these two people are almost making trouble all day long, and they have basically not slept well for a day since they came back, just like now......

The two of them sat on the bed in big flower pants and glared angrily, ignoring me directly, Dashan looked at the fat face of the fat man and almost burst into flames: "Where do you put your legs, what kind of trouble do you want to make!" The fat man just rubbed his sleepy eyes, gave a long halt, and asked innocently, "What's wrong with me?" ”

"You dare to ask what's wrong?" Seeing the fat man's innocent face, Dashan almost didn't rush over and beat him, he trembled and pointed at the fat man, and said: "Your uncle, you sleep and put your legs around my neck, how jealous you are of me, my lord knows that I am a little chic and mighty, but you don't need to be jealous and want to murder me!" The more Dashan said, the more angry he became, he always felt that the fat man was deliberate, he had fallen asleep just now, but slowly felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to breathe, and he almost fainted with suffocation, and when he woke up, he realized that the fat man's fat leg was actually placed across his neck, and he was immediately angry!

The fat man didn't care about Dashan's anger at all, and spread his hands and said: "You sleep by yourself and roll from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and blame the fat man for not putting his feet right!" Who knew that it was okay for the fat man not to mention this, as soon as he mentioned this, he immediately became furious, and his face suddenly turned red: "You dead fat man, you sleep with a pair of legs like cramps, the master was kicked from the head of the bed to the end of the bed by you, and you still beat a rake, are you careful?" ”

"Hahahaha!" The fat man rolled around on the bed holding his stomach and almost laughed so much that he turned his back on his breath! Dashan's face was half black at that time, and he looked back at me directly and said, "Lu Han, you can't blame me, this dead fat man can't move at all because of his rough skin and thick flesh, so lend me your washboard!" ”

Seeing this, I was expressionless, and lay on the bed directly on my back, and then the quilt was pulled to cover my head, and I didn't want to mix in...... Thinking that I was angry, Dashan turned his head and glared at the fat man, and then walked down angrily, but this time he chose to stay away from the fat man and moved closer to me!

Soon after, the snoring of the mountain came, and I let out a long breath, and my heart finally quieted down, but after a while I knew that I was completely wrong, and the mountain woke up again, and he sat up and glared at the fat man who kept kicking his legs in his sleep, and then kicked him in the ass.

"Bang!" There was a thud on the floor, and I was speechless, and in a fit of rage, the mountain kicked the fat man under the bed. I thought I would be able to explain it tonight. But I miscalculated, the fat man actually slept happily on the floor, and the mountain was speechless. Silently walked to the cabinet and found a quilt and threw it on the fat man, as if he didn't intend to wake him up.

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Finally, the two quieted down, I looked up at the time, it was already one o'clock in the morning, I couldn't help shaking my head and smiling bitterly, the two of them were too good to make a fuss. I got up, turned off the lights, went back to bed, and got ready for a good night's sleep, but I couldn't fall asleep anyway.

I know it's something that's bothering me.

Exhaling again, I turned sideways and looked out the window at the night for a while, and tonight the moon was surprisingly round, hanging high in the night sky. But it is not alone, the stars in the sky dot its surroundings and sparkle beautifully, adding some life to the endless night and adding some life to the moon. I feel in my heart that the moon is accompanied by stars in the sky, and although the sun is lonely, it can illuminate the starry sky, illuminate the moon, and illuminate the land where we live. Give life to all things, and cast a dazzling golden light on the boundless darkness......

And what about me...... I don't have the stars like the moon, nor can I shine like the sun, but what I'm insisting on is really right? At this moment, I suddenly felt so small, so insignificant!

"Lu Han?" When I was stunned, the voice of the mountain suddenly came, and I realized that he had not slept either.

"Huh?" I replied.

"What do you say......" Dashan paused halfway through speaking, his voice was very weak, but it was so bitter: "Will Zhang Xiao come back?" "I was shocked by this, and the cold boy who had been my brother, but who had disappeared with that secret, even wondered if he had approached me with a purpose, because he was so mysterious.

"Perhaps, we will eventually disappear into this world like them!" I sighed. I thought Dashan could still speak, but after a long time, he snored again, and I realized that he was asleep.

At this time, I realized that this brother of mine is so unruly on weekdays, but he also has his own sadness in his heart, and he is just a mask for himself to pretend to be strong!

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"Shanzi, he's tired!"

"You haven't slept yet?" I was a little surprised.

"Didn't you sleep too?"

…… The two were silent.

"Fatty!" After a while, I exclaimed softly

"Huh?"

"You say, will they come back?" I didn't mean that my voice was trembling a little now.

"Maybe!" The fat man sighed lightly when he heard this: "Maybe it ...... We'll disappear with it! The fat man gave me back what I had said to the mountain!

Perhaps, our final fate will be gone!

This night, I still had insomnia, until the sky was white, I did not know that it was past six o'clock, until this time, a strong sleepiness enveloped me, and suddenly my head sank, and finally fell asleep.

When I woke up again, it was past eight o'clock. Both of them were still sleeping soundly. I don't know why, but even though I only slept for two hours, I felt that I was full of strength and energy, and I smiled at this change with satisfaction and didn't pay much attention to it. Shook the mountain next to him: "Get up the mountain!" ”

Dashan sat up instantly, I thought he was awake, but the next moment I realized that he was sleepwalking, and walked directly towards the toilet with his eyes closed, looking quite terrifying, which made me shudder, I smiled helplessly, and turned to pat the fat man who was still lying on the ground: "Fatty, wake up!" ”

"Ahh The fat man exclaimed in surprise and rose in response...... With his eyes closed, he danced with his hands closed, and he didn't know what he was dreaming about, and then he actually got up and ran towards the door, shouting as he ran: "The zongzi in front, let go of the bright vessel and let me come!" ”

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"Bang!" There was no doubt that his head hit the hard door panel, causing the entire floor to shake.

Such a fierce fat man, I can't help but sigh!

"Ouch!" The fat man woke up at once, covered his head and wailed: "My weapon, it's gone......"

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What else can I say? I really don't know how I ended up befriending such two people, and I feel embarrassed to say it.

"It's good to die fat, you can do it." Dashan came out of the toilet and saw this scene and teased directly. And the fat man is still thinking about his own bright weapon, and he has no stubble. But when he saw the things in Dashan's hand, he was immediately happy, and grinned: "Shanzi, what are you doing with Qingbian in the morning, do you want to brush your teeth, hahaha!! ”

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The two scuffled together, but the ending still couldn't bear to look at it directly, although the mountain has a strong body, amazing strength, and can even be said to be proud of the nursing home, overlooking the kindergarten, but in the face of the fat man, there is always a feeling of strength and no land, which makes him very dissatisfied, and finally kicked directly on the fat man's ass and then slipped away, hiding in the toilet and refusing to come out.

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I shook my head and smiled bitterly, although the two of them were fighting, it made me feel at home, and this feeling has disappeared for a long, long time......