Chapter 395: You Can Actually Spread Cream!

Seeing that this little guy was inexplicably angry again, Emperor Wuxian sighed, softened his tone, and coaxed with a slight smile: "Good, take it off, I will invite you to eat something delicious later." ”

"It's not delicious!"

Looking at the evil smile on Emperor Wuxian's face, Ling Tian felt extremely unhappy in his heart.

What's so good about that thing? Just looking at it makes me feel ugly!

"You haven't eaten it, how do you know it's not delicious?"

Hearing Emperor Wuxian's question in Ling Tian's ears, she felt that this person was really bad!

Bad and incomprehensible!

It's not enough to talk!

The key is to be a violent maniac!

"I knew it wasn't good! I just won't take it off anyway! ”

Nima, Shi can be killed, but not humiliated!

"Shhh

The next moment, Ling Tian's skirt and pants had been torn directly from behind.

"Really, it's the other way around! Not good at all! "Emperor Wuxian harshly criticized a certain woman who was not at all obedient.

First of all, he was reckless in front of the enemy regardless of his own safety, and then there was now a swollen butt but he didn't rub the medicine.

He can tolerate her and connive at her, but only in the matter of hurting himself, Emperor Wuxian is determined to stick to his principles.

Hey!

It's so strong!

Ling Tian also exploded, and yelled at Emperor Wuxian:

"What's so good about your routing/banging stick? Did you put cream on it? Did you take a shower before you came in? You didn't even take a shower to let people take off their pants, why are you so bad? ”

Emperor Wuxian: "......!! ”

After scolding, Ling Tiancai found that Emperor Wuxian was holding a medicine box in his hand, which contained ointment, and now he had smeared a layer of ointment on his hand and was about to ......

Give her the medicine!

( ̄▽ ̄)!!

It's over!!

I came out of the Imperial Sword Sect just now, and I said that I would take her to eat delicious food after rubbing the medicine. As a result, she only thought about the delicious food, and forgot about rubbing the medicine.

Although Emperor Wuxian has gone through two lives and has been reborn in Nirvana, he is a man who has been physically and mentally clean from beginning to end, except for the time when he confessed himself in the suburbs to save Ling Tian, in that regard, he is definitely a man who is extremely clean and pure.

At this moment, he finally understood the words in Ling Tian's words, and also knew that this little thing had misunderstood him.

However, Emperor Wuxian's head was still hit by a stream of blood and almost exploded.

I knew that this little thing was worried, but I didn't expect it to be so worrying.

Dare to be in love for a long time, from the time he opened the guest room to the present, she thought he was going to do that kind of thing with her? Moreover, she agreed to invite her to eat delicious, but she actually understood that it was to eat him......

Forget it, this kind of thing Emperor Wuxian can't say at all.

He didn't understand.

How did she, a woman who had never had a man, think of that aspect so easily?

For the first time, Emperor Wuxian knew that in addition to being able to put the man's thing in the small house of the inheritance, it could still be used to invite women to eat!

And to give it a delicious taste, you can also apply cream to it!!

That's really ......

Genius!

In Emperor Wuxian's mind, the picture of inviting Xiao Tian'er to eat a cream stick had already appeared irrepressibly, and his ears slowly turned red at a speed that was visible to the naked eye.

Seeing that Emperor Wuxian was holding the medicine box, his face was already red behind the roots of his ears, Ling Tian couldn't wait to find a bubble soil to bury himself.

At this moment, Ling Tian suddenly felt that Emperor Wuxian was very pitiful.

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