Chapter 2: What's so funny
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This is the fifth day since the seizure.
Chu Feng was sitting in the Dan Dao lecture hall at the moment, preparing to go to class.
In this world, the status of Danshi is very noble, and almost every child from a wealthy family will enter the Dan Dao School to learn alchemy knowledge. Even if it is just to become a first-class Dan master, it is also glorious and rich, and it is inexhaustible.
"Chu Feng is an immortal Danzun, in this small Jianyun Dynasty, who is worthy of teaching him Dan Dao and being his teacher?"
For him to sit here in class, it was exactly a doctor sitting with a group of elementary school students.
There were more than 40 students in the class, and each of them was a child of a wealthy family.
Either the son of the prince, or which minister, the grandson of the general. Or the county lord and the daughter.
Soon, a beautiful and fair-skinned young female teacher entered the classroom with the test paper.
She is tall, straight, slender with jade legs, a good face, and an absolute beauty.
"Wow, this girl's figure is so punctual!" Chu Feng couldn't help but stare directly at the proud part of the female teacher.
Her face was cold, her eyebrows were furrowed, and there was a terrifying and palpitating murderous aura all over her body. "Teacher Xie Bing is here, sit down!" The students in the class all subconsciously sat up straight.
They were very afraid of Teacher Xie Bing.
"Bang!"
She slammed the test paper in her hand on the podium, and scolded angrily, "How did you study? In this midterm exam, among the five classes in the lower grades of Dandao College, our class scored the worst, and the overall score was the first!"
"The dean called me in and scolded me......"
She kept scolding on the podium, and wanted to take all the grievances she suffered from the dean on this group of uncompetitive students.
Chu Feng soon discovered a new continent, the female teacher's crisp peak was too proud, the white shirt was torn, and even the tempting scenery that made people swallow their saliva wildly can be seen.
Of course, this is also related to the position where Chu Feng is sitting.
Sitting in the front row, diagonally to her side, the hole in his shirt was not particularly large, but it was enough for him to have an unobstructed view.
"It's big, it's white......"
He couldn't help but have a lewd smile on his face.
A cold and arrogant young man sitting behind Chu Feng was stunned when he saw that Chu Feng dared to laugh in this situation, and then showed an expression of gloating and watching a good show.
"Chu Feng, this idiot, is really daring!"
"Don't you look at who is standing on the podium? That's the spicy hand Xie Bing, she is so angry, and she dares to laugh below, isn't this looking for death?"
"Hehe, I have to help this idiot attract Teacher Xie Bing's attention and let him die earlier!"
The cold and arrogant young man's name is Liu Ping, he is the prince of another palace, and he seems to have a good relationship with Chu Feng, but he actually has a bad stomach.
Liu Ping sneered and deliberately dropped the pen to the ground, making a strange noise.
Xie Bing's eyes immediately widened.
She was already in a terrible mood, and when she reprimanded these uncompetitive students on the podium, someone looked at her with a smile below. And that bad student actually stared at his proud peak.
Damn!
"Whoosh!"
A charcoal pen popped out of her hand with great precision, and Xie Bing, who already had the first-level cultivation of a junior swordsman, could definitely do it and hurt people.
The charcoal pen she popped out in anger was very lethal.
At least you can put the guy who dares to blaspheme himself, laugh at himself, and provoke his majesty, and make a green bag.
Chu Fengzheng was fascinated and swallowed his saliva.
Suddenly, he sensed a cold killing machine locking on him, and then a secret weapon attacked.
In his previous life, he was not only Danzun, but his kendo cultivation was not weak.
Instinctively, his head was sideways, and he narrowly avoided it.
The charcoal pen brushed his hair, and with a "snap", it hit the unlucky ghost sitting behind Chu Feng.
"Alas, this body is still too wasted, and it is estimated that it only has the cultivation of the second or third level of the swordsman. I almost didn't even have a chick at the level of a junior swordsman, and I couldn't dodge the hidden weapon that bounced over!"
Chu Feng shook his head and sighed again and again, feeling very dissatisfied with this robbing body.
Liu Ping was waiting to see Chu Feng being cleaned up by Teacher Xie Bing, but he didn't expect a catastrophe from the sky, Chu Feng, the scum of the second layer of the swordsman, actually escaped Teacher Xie Bing's hidden weapon.
"Ouch!"
The charcoal hit Liu Ping's forehead hard, as long as it went down a little more, it was the eyes.
He screamed in pain, touched it with his hand, and a big bag was already swollen on his forehead.
This is really harmful to others and ultimately to yourself.
A hint of surprise flashed on Xie Bing's face, just now Chu Feng was staring at him directly, with an obsessive expression. But the secret weapon that he flicked over to teach him a lesson was dodged.
It's incredible.
As for Liu Ping, who accidentally injured the back, in order to maintain her majesty, she will definitely not admit her mistake.
Liu Ping's secret weapon was in vain.
"Chu Feng, do you still have a face to smile underneath?"
"Do you know that in this midterm exam, there were two firsts in the whole grade, and one of them was won by you?"
"People take the first place in the order, you are good, you have taken three exams in a row, and each time you have grabbed the first place from the bottom. You still have a smile on your face when you did so badly, what's so funny?"
Xie Bing is really angry, this guy is too arrogant.
took the penultimate one, and while scolding him, he dared to laugh so happily.
I've never seen such a cheeky student.
"Tell me, what's so funny?" Xie Bing's roar shook the classroom.
The other students were so frightened that they didn't even dare to come out, and they all looked at Chu Feng with sympathetic eyes. This time, Chu Feng is dead, and at least he will be beaten by Teacher Xie Bing so that he can't get out of bed for half a month.