Chapter Twenty-Five: A Soak of Makes a Fat Man
As I expected, this thing is really afraid of child pee. With the rush of urine, I only heard a very bitter and resentful whisper in the air, which made my scalp tingle, but fortunately, the hair rose into smoke and retreated into the darkness at great speed.
"Bang~~!" There was a soft thud, and when all the hair disappeared from sight, my urine was almost spilled. For this reason, I can't help but sรจ, it turns out that there is such a benefit in keeping the body of a child. But when all the hair was gone, the things in it fell heavily on the ground, his face was pale, and his whole body was trembling slightly.
However, what made me speechless was that what I saw in front of me was definitely not a person of normal size, otherwise how could I fall out of such a big movement at such a low distance. But... Looking at the fat man in front of me, I was stunned, and said in my heart, such a fat man, what are you doing in this kind of ancient tomb? And go deep into here, looking for death?
"How the hell did he do it?" I had doubts in my heart, it stands to reason that it is much more difficult to walk with this volume than ordinary people, but today, my worldview has been subverted, and a fat man can also appear in the thousand-year-old murder tomb. Just thinking about it, could he be picked up by those hairs, after all, that thing loves living human organs, this guy has a big waist and a round waist, and it is definitely the best choice.
I don't know why, the first time I saw this oversized fat man falling out of the human chrysalis, I didn't doubt his identity at all. And subconsciously think that this guy is definitely not conjured up by those dirty things, because I seem to have a faint sense of familiarity with him, this feeling is very wonderful, although I can't say it, but it does exist, just like that strange power, obviously I don't understand, but it's really familiar.
"Maybe that's a good feeling!" For the first time, I rescued a strange fat man from a thousand-year-old murderous tomb, and I actually had a good impression at a glance.
"Still alive, huh?" Looking at the dying fat man in front of me, I used my foot to flick his hand, although I knew that he shouldn't look like a trap, after all, who set a trap with such a fat man? But it's better to be careful in everything, after all, people who can appear in such a place are definitely not good things, if not dirty.
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"It's not going to die, is it?" My heart was sudden, and I could still tremble when I first fell out, but now I gradually stopped moving like a dead dog. Hurriedly stepped forward and squatted on the ground, poked out two fingers and put them in front of the fat man's nose.
"Huh~~" put down the big stone in his heart: "Fortunately, fortunately, I'm still alive!" "It turned out that I couldn't breathe smoothly because of the relationship in the chrysalis just now, but now that I was rescued, I have gradually improved, and my breathing is much more stable, and I should wake up soon.
"This guy should know a lot!" Looking at the strange fat man lying on the ground, I smiled evilly at the corner of my mouth: "After all, I saved him, he should be grateful to Dade, know everything!" "For some reason, I have an inexplicable sense of intimacy when I see this fat man.
Will the appearance of this fat man bring me a different experience? Why does it always feel like there is him in the depths of memory? Who is he, why is he here, why was he somehow saved by me, what does he know? It is impossible for ordinary tomb robbers to know about this place, and even if they do, they can't go deep into this place alone.
This fat man...... It must not be simple
Finally, after about twenty minutes, the fat man's body in a coma shook a little, and it seemed that he was about to wake up.
"Are you awake?" I was slightly surprised.
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The corners of my mouth twitched, and the fat man shook and then stopped moving.
"This guy can't be playing dead on purpose, is he?" Impatiently, he gently kicked his hand with his foot again: "Hey, it's on fire!" โ
Underwater grave on fire? I'm ashamed to say that. Sure enough, this guy was not fooled: "Don't make noise! The fat man suddenly closed his eyes and yelled: "The fat man is asleep!" โ
Okay, it's really pretending, but I'm also funny in my heart, it looks like this is still a fat man who wants to save face, obviously he just woke up in a coma, and now he actually said that he was asleep.
You're going to pretend, right? Good! I mustered up all my strength, stretched out my five fingers, and slapped his fat ass.
"Smack!" This time it was definitely not light, and there was a hot pain in the palm of the hand. Rubbing my palms lightly, I looked directly at this guy's face, and said in my heart I don't believe you can still bear it, even if you endure it, it's a big deal that I will remove a board from the tomb door and continue to shoot.
"Ouch!" It seems that the slap worked, and the fat man rubbed his ass and sat up: "Which king ~ eight ~ egg dares to hit the fat man's ass!" โ
"......" Fat man! That's not a small breath.
Gently pounded it with his hand, and the fat man said bluntly: "It's me!" โ
knew that I saved him, and the fat man didn't have a seizure, but he didn't look at me and said, "Who are you, do you know who the fat man is?" โ
Seeing that the fat man looked like he didn't like to answer, I felt a fire in my heart: "I haven't asked who you are, but you asked about me instead?" โ
"The name of the fat master, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death if I say it, junior!" deliberately emphasized the word junior, and the fat man still didn't want to look at me squarely.
"Still famous? Isn't it just a tomb robber! "I also deliberately dragged out the last sound of the two words, this guy loves face so much, he definitely can't stand this.
Who knew that I had been talking for a long time, and the fat man said disdainfully: "Are the juniors so rude now, the fat man is upside down, aren't you?" โ
"I might as well sue you, I'm really not!" I replied. I didn't lie to him, I really didn't come here to rob the tomb.
"You were a fat man, did I grow up drinking porridge, not a tomb robber, and will appear here?" The fat man sneered.
"I'm not a ...... thief!" Before I finished speaking, I was shocked, yes, I'm not a tomb robber, why did I come here, but...... "All I can say is that I have no interest in anything here, I was forced to get involved because of an oath, a secret, a secret that I didn't even know about!" โ
"What did you say!" The fat man, who had his back to me, exclaimed in surprise and turned to look at me suddenly. It was at this time that I really saw the fat man's face and round head, and I didn't know why I was red with excitement, but what surprised me the most was ...... Although his eyes seem to be very refined and look like a profiteer, I still observed that in the depths of his eyes, there will always be a trace of vicissitudes inadvertently, far away.
This is a fat man with a story!
"What the do you want?" I was a little flustered by the fat man's eyes all the time, and I said angrily.
"You!" The fat man's eyes remained unchanged: "It's really like a brother of mine!" โ
"Your brother?" I was puzzled, saying that I met him for the first time today in my memory, how could I be like his brother, and I couldn't help but be speechless: "Fatty, don't be close, my kindness to save your life must be repaid!" "I'm trying to ask something about him right now.
"What are you doing here?" Suddenly, the fat man asked very suddenly: "You shouldn't be a person in this industry!" โ
"What for?" I smiled lonely, and my memories drifted away all of a sudden, and I was stunned: "I don't know what the I'm doing!" โ
"Okay" The fat man clapped his hands and shouted: "Just by your words, I will make you a friend!" โ
"I still have to pay back the life-saving grace!" Again, I emphasize.
"Fuck, can you not mention that shit" The fat man was very unhappy, but he was immediately stunned: "How did you deal with that thing, I was almost hung up by it, fat man!" โ
"Uh... Ahem! "I'm a little embarrassed, I can't say that I soaked my pee and spilled it, and then you came out, so I guess this fat man will go crazy and play with me in an instant.
Seeing that I was struggling, the fat man should have thought of something, his face suddenly became ugly, and he said in a low voice: "You can't fucking be a ......"
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"Ahh Ha ha~~~! I started haha, and returned to the question just now with interest: "You say that I am like your brother, but what about your brother?" โ
"Him?" The fat man was really fooled by me, but I found that the fat man would be in a daze for a moment at the mention of his brother. It can also be seen from this that this is still a fat man who talks about righteousness.
"That idiot disappeared alone for that so-called oath, that so-called mission!" The fat man's voice was sad.
"Gone?" I'm stunned, my brother, isn't it also gone?
"That's right, that idiot, did he think he was very powerful, he wasn't a powerless guy, he quietly left the fat man to play alone!" The more the fat man spoke, the more excited he became, and by the end he was almost yelling.
"Then why don't you go to him?" I wondered, since the relationship is so good, I can go to him.
"Find a hair, do you think the fat man didn't look for it?" The fat man glared at me angrily, and suddenly smiled miserably: "Seven years, seven years, I have been looking for those two idiots for seven years, but there are no clues at all!" โ
"Two?" I was stunned, wasn't there only one just now, and suddenly it became two again?
"This idiot disappeared for the sake of another idiot, isn't it two idiots together?" The fat man looked at me with disdain.
"What about you?" I looked at the fat man: "The two of them are idiots, you should be looking for them now, right?" If I hadn't saved you just now, you'd ...... by now."
"What do you want to say?" The fat man put away his sadness, his face turned cold, and he squinted at me with his little eyes: "If the fat man sees it well, you will also be an idiot in the future!" โ
"So you say I'm like him?" I kind of understand that this fat man should have come to find the reason for the disappearance of his two brothers, and his two brothers should be tomb robbers, so ......
Could it be that they are the same as the disappearance of my parents and brothers?
"No!" The fat man interjected again to interrupt my train of thought: "You are the same as him, you are simply two bitter coercions, but there is a little difference, my brother is innocent, and you are ......" The fat man's eyes were sharp for a while before I said slowly: "The breath emanating from the depths of your eyes and bones tells me that you definitely belong to this world!" โ
"I'm cฤo, I'm not a tomb robber!" I was furious.
The fat man smiled, and the smile was very rippling: "At the beginning, that idiot told me the same thing!" โ