Chapter 54: Dead Man's Oil
This group of guests is not a human, but a group of stray cats and dogs.
Don't look at it as just a group of cats and dogs, but they didn't squat under the table, but squatted on the chair lightly and dexterously.
They are like real guests, with their legs on the table, which makes them look particularly human.
One of the huge white-haired old dogs also glanced left and right, and when he saw a few of us, a pair of dogs' eyes were full of envy.
At this time, I already understood that if I want to go into the Yin shop to eat steamed buns, those lonely souls and wild ghosts without bodies actually can't enjoy it.
They can only enjoy the food of the human meat bun shop by finding a body temporarily. So the man in black and white face, the sloppy homeless man, and the woman with heavy makeup were actually corpses found by lonely ghosts and ghosts, and they were directly attached to them as clothes.
When they finish eating the buns, they send the corpses back and go wherever they want.
Of course, where is the body so easy to find? They didn't dare to possess the living, so they had to settle for the next best thing, and found a bunch of cats and dogs, even if it was a temporary cameo.
I was so angry that my heart was on fire, and it was strictly forbidden for the ghost to possess the circle, even if it was possessed by the dead and animals. Because once the Yin Spirit feels the benefits of having a body again, it will be reluctant to give up this body.
Domestic exorcists pay attention to the dead, even if a person is dead, the corpse cannot be abused like this. In order to eat a bite of human meat buns, these lonely souls and wild ghosts dared to commit crimes against the wind, and they really didn't take the exorcists in Shandong seriously.
It's just that I'm secretly angry here, but the boss of the bag doesn't refuse, whether it's a cat or a dog, he has sent two drawers of buns. Those cats and dogs were not polite, and they began to eat the buns with their two paws, and no one bothered anyone.
The atmosphere in the human meat bun shop was very weird, three dead people, two living people, and a lot of cats and dogs possessed by ghosts. Except for the two of us, the rest of the dead, cats and dogs were all eating buns on their own.
My heart says, Eat, eat! Eat a good meal now, and I'll let you bastards see my old methods, grandma's, taking advantage of the possession of the dead and cats and dogs on the first day of the junior high school, really when the exorcists are blind?
While thinking about it, he glanced out, but when he looked at it, he found that there was a black press outside, and he didn't know how many ghosts were hidden.
These ghosts slandered the human meat buns in the store, but because they were not possessed, they did not dare to step into the human meat bun shop.
The boss of the bag is also generous, after serving the lonely ghosts in the shop, he took a cloth bag, which was full of human meat buns, and threw it outside, while saying, eat it, eat it, I am not a stingy person, I don't ask you to exchange anything, as long as you read the old bag and a favor.
This guy will buy people's hearts, anyway, these buns are not worth a lot of money, and there are only a few lonely ghosts who can be qualified to enter the store.
Tie Shanshan and I watched coldly, but we didn't move. The perverted man didn't come for a long time, and it was difficult for the two of us to start. After waiting like this for more than half an hour, the cats, dogs and dead people slowly finished eating the buns.
After they finish eating the buns, it's time to pay. It's just that the owners of these yin shops must not be asking for money, but some strange things.
I just don't know what he wants.
The first to finish eating was the dead man whose whole body was like white paper, and he took out a small bottle from his bosom and placed it directly on the table.
Inside the small bottle was half a bottle of liquid, dusk yellow, like sticky grease. I didn't react at first, but then Tie Shanshan whispered, dead man's oil!
Dead man's oil is derived from corpse oil, but it is much less common than corpse oil.
Corpse oil is easy to get, in crematoriums, funeral parlors, as long as you have connections or money, you can get it. But the oil of the dead can only be purified by lonely souls and wild ghosts.
Moreover, dead man's oil is contraband in the circle, which seems to have something to do with the sacrifices of some cults. In recent years, thanks to the crackdown of the Special Cases Division and the efforts of exorcists from all over the country, basically few people dare to kill people.
Not to mention anything else, just this small bottle of dead man's oil, if the special case department knew about it, he would have to smash his bun shop in minutes. And with this thing, even if a thousand souls come to the door in the future, we can stand still.
In addition to the dead man, the scruffy homeless man and the woman with heavy makeup also took out a small bottle of dead man's oil from their bodies. Even those cats and dogs didn't know where they came out of nowhere with a small bottle of dead man's oil.
The boss of the bag held a plate, filled all the dead man's oil with a smile, counted it a little, and said to the lonely ghosts who had eaten the buns, thank you for your face, welcome to come again next time.
Those lonely ghosts, cats and dogs nodded indifferently, turned around and wanted to leave. I said in my heart that if I let them run away now, I will have to come out and provide dead man's oil next year. So I winked at Tie Shanshan, and pulled out the tantric iron rod to stop them all.
Grandma's, the lonely ghost will obediently be your lonely soul and wild ghost, what kind of dead man's oil? This thing is like making drugs, dare to violate the bottom line for a meal of human meat buns, who will you arrest if you don't catch it?
Before I could make a move, Tie Shanshan hurriedly grabbed me, shook her head at the door, and whispered, someone is coming.
I turned my head to see a man in casual clothes walking into the bun shop.
The man was handsome, fair-skinned, thin, with gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, and looked like a weak college student.
When I saw this man, I immediately knew who he was. This person is definitely the perverted man Dr. Yu tried to capture, the bastard who stripped his girlfriend's skin!
Seeing the main lord appear, Tie Shanshan and I immediately became excited. If Dr. Yu is still alive, it will definitely fall on this man!
said that after the perverted man came in, he stood at the door of the bun shop, intentionally or unintentionally blocking everyone's way out. He glanced at the dead man's oil on the plate of the boss of Bao, and said expressionlessly, That's it?
Boss Bao said with a smile, there are a lot, basically every month. Probably early next month will be enough.
Brother Lian shook his head and said, no. Mother Yan is going to have a birthday this month, if the dead man doesn't have enough oil, we won't be able to find the Sun God Kingdom, miss this year, and have to wait another year.
He pushed away the boss of the bag, slammed the door shut, and said coldly to the lonely ghosts in the house, the price of human meat buns has risen, and there are still dead man's oil on them, all of them are taken out! If not, make it for Lao Tzu on the spot! Before dawn, I want you to double it!
Whoever can't do it, don't fucking want to leave the bun shop!
He swept his gaze, then fell on me and Tie Shanshan, and then asked Boss Bao, old Bao, what's going on? How come there are still two living people?
Boss Bao said very casually, tomorrow's meat filling is not enough, this girl looks quite smart, she will go to the back kitchen later, wash and peel it clean, the old rules, the skin belongs to you, and the flesh belongs to me.
, no wonder this grandson hasn't driven us away, it turns out that he still has this idea.
Brother Lian just glanced at the two of us, and ignored it, he said impatiently, hurry up! If you have dead man's oil, you will take dead man's oil, and if you don't have dead man's oil, you will make it on the spot!
The sloppy homeless man suddenly spoke, his voice was very hoarse, and said, Boss Bao, this is not in accordance with the rules, right?
Before Boss Bao could speak, he heard Brother Lian laughing, and suddenly reached out and pinched the neck of the sloppy homeless man, saying, rules? Let me let you know that what I say is the rule!
As soon as he exerted his strength, the sloppy tramp's neck clicked and was directly twisted off. The ghost possessed above screamed, emerged from its body, floated in the air and fled.
It's just that Brother Lian slowly pulled out a chain from his waist, and the head of the chain was pointy, and when it was rounded, it went towards the unlucky egg roll.
When the chains returned, the ghost was forcibly dragged back.
I don't know what the chain was made of, and there were fine lines on it, and when it was rolled up by this chain, the ghost didn't even have the ability to scream.
Brother Lian obviously wanted to kill the chicken to show the monkey, and he didn't talk nonsense, he stepped on the unlucky egg directly, and I only heard a sound similar to the explosion of a balloon, and the soul of Brother Lian was scattered.
His eyes flashed fiercely, and he said to the guests who ate human meat buns, now, who dares to tell me the rules?
The lonely ghosts around them trembled and were silent, and they all lowered their heads and didn't dare to say a word.
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