Chapter 12 The Queen Mother is my altar friend
What is the first village in the world? It is a treasure land that gathers the heroes of the world, and there are endless capable people in it, and of course, there are also people like miracle doctors and poisoners. Ye Huan has seen the best in the world, and it is because he has eaten Tianxiang cartilage powder that he can't use his skills within a day.
Therefore, before Ye Huan set off for the State Guesthouse, he asked Shangguan Haitang to give Ye Huan some antidote to Tianxiang cartilage. The efficiency of the first village in the world is really terrible, and it took less than ten minutes for Shangguan Haitang to go out, and he brought the antidote. After taking the antidote first, Ye Huan spoke out to attract the attention of the imposter duo.
Ye Huan closed his eyes, pretending to faint, and felt that he was being held by two people, and after holding him for more than ten minutes, he opened his eyes after some water was splashed on his face.
"Damn, if you're not mistaken, if you can't beat it, you can play these three indiscriminate tricks, and there is a kind of 300 rounds of heads-up with me!" After Ye Huan opened his eyes, he began to scold, Rao was like this, Ye Huan also underestimated the thickness of their skins, no matter how Ye Huan scolded, and even used those scolding words on the Internet, they were unmoved.
What Ye Huan didn't know was that they couldn't understand the words on the Internet at all......
After the fake Karasuma put Ye Huan's muscles and bones in a large jar in this room, he said with a smile: "I know that you have high martial arts, but you have won the Ten Spices Cartilage, and you can only be here obediently within twelve hours." You know that the Queen Mother is here, and even knows that the person next to me is a man, and that he is a man, and only the above one and me and the three of us know about it, and we are convinced that you can tell the art of divination. ”
The fake princess also recovered the man's voice and said: "It's really a pity that you have such good skills to kill, as long as you can submit to us, we will not only restore you to your original state, but we can also give you money, beauty, and rights if you want." Speaking of this, the impostor princess sneered, her voice indescribably cold, "But if you refuse, you will stay in the jar until you agree." ”
"Really, you give me whatever I want?" Ye Huan's eyes lit up when he heard this.
Hearing Ye Huan's words, they thought that Ye Huan was going to agree, and the fake Karasuma hurriedly said; "Whatever you want, we will give you, except for making you emperor."
"I want to go to the sky, to travel to the moon."
"Humph! You give me a good job! "The fake princess thought that Ye Huan was loose, and her feelings were playing with us. He immediately left the room with a wrinkled face and closed the door, leaving only the two large jars in the room.
After the two left, Ye Huan only felt a sharp pain all over his body, and the taste of being torn apart was not pleasant, he hurriedly mobilized the internal force in his body and began to impact the meridians and bones everywhere. Ye Huan's body is engraved with the wrong hand, and the solution is also engraved, after discussing with Shangguan Haitang today, Ye Huan began to practice this trick to resolve the kung fu.
When Ye Huan was recovering his body, in another big jar behind him, the head of an aunt in her fifties came out of it, and when she saw that Ye Huan was also contained in a large jar, she suddenly felt sympathy for the same disease, and said with concern: "Little brother, just now I heard the thief say that the muscles and bones are wrong, and I heard the sound of broken bones, is it okay, does it hurt?" ”
"It hurts, of course it hurts." Ye Huan rolled his eyes and said, he didn't expect that the first thing the Empress Dowager said to him was this.
The Queen Mother was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "Why didn't you call out?" ”
"If I don't hurt if I call it out, I'll call it." Ye Huan's heart was already as hard as a rock in the world of Busan, even if it was only for a few hours, but in this kind of battle full of life and death dangers, every sword made his heart harder.
"This little brother is really a hero, he can endure the severe pain, he is really a hero, a real hero." Tanyou praised in admiration, obviously she was not hurt, but she was just weak after taking medicine.
There is still some time to recover his body, Ye Huan plans to take advantage of this time to get close to the Queen Mother, who is also a friend of the altar, and said: "The Queen Mother don't talk about me like that, I'm embarrassed to hear it." ”
"Huh? Do you know I'm the Queen Mother? Tanyou was surprised.
"It's not a secret, the No. 1 Xuanzi of the Dragon Guardian Villa asked me to tell the hexagram, and I calculated that you were robbed by the people of Izumo Country, so I came to save you."
"Help me?" She was even more surprised, "You're stuck here now......"
Ye Huan couldn't help but roll his eyes again, fortunately, the Queen Mother couldn't see Ye Huan's expression at this moment behind him, "If you come to save you with great fanfare, the people of Izumo Kingdom will definitely transfer you to other places, and it will be very troublesome." Therefore, I used a bitter trick to let them bring me to your side by themselves, and I was lucky that they really locked me up next to you, the Queen Mother. When I regain my freedom, we will cooperate with the people outside to not only rescue the Queen Mother, but also kill those people from Izumo Country. ”
"I see." After the Queen Mother knew the ins and outs of the matter, she looked at the back of Ye Huan's head and felt even more distressed, in order to save her, this little boy put life and death aside.
The Queen Mother said distressedly: "Young Xia, the mourning family has affected you, if it weren't for the mourning family, you wouldn't have suffered the pain of broken bones." ”
"It's okay, I'll die if I die, as long as I let the Queen Mother return to the court safely."
The Queen Mother was even more moved when she heard this, but she also heard some other places, "Shaoxia, could it be your Lingtang Lingzun ......"
"I am an orphan, I was brought up by my master since I was a child, and he also left not long ago, leaving me alone." He said gloomily, the indescribable loneliness in his tone, people who have never experienced father's love and mother's love, will not understand this pain.
"Hey...... What a good child, if only the mourning family had such a good child. The Queen Mother sighed again, remembering that as the emperor's son, she became more and more disappointed.
Emperor Zhengde, who is the first in the world, is actually a Ming monarch, but the court and the central government are sandwiched together by two major forces and have to pretend to be a stupid emperor to fool them. Emperor Zhengde's acting skills are so high that he didn't even notice his biological mother, and Ye Huan asked himself that his acting skills are probably not as good as Emperor Zhengde.
"Queen Mother, don't you have an emperor, how can you say that."
"This stupid son of the mourning family, sitting on this splendid river and mountain, but he is mediocre, he is a faint king!" When she said this, her eyes welled up with tears, and she felt infinite sorrow for his son's incompetence.
Seeing that the big fish was hooked, Ye Huan began to reel in the line, "Queen Mother, you are wrong, the emperor is not a faint monarch, but a bright monarch." ”
"Huh?" When the Queen Mother heard Ye Huan say that Zhu Houzhao was Mingjun, she couldn't help but pause, her face was even more exciting, and she said as if you were lying to me, "He hasn't made any merits, on the contrary, he is still so cowardly, not a faint monarch but a Ming monarch?" ”