Chapter 332: Happy to be a father
Strange, what about the corpses of the five zombies I just killed?
Where did it go?
Could it be that the corpses of zombies will not be able to fly?
Wu Yan rubbed his eyes in disbelief, looked around again, and indeed did not find a zombie corpse that he had just killed by himself, only saw a stout and turquoise man-eating flower vine that he had never seen before, and he finished the work of destroying the corpse and destroying the traces, so he did not shy away from the surprised eyes of the surrounding melon-eating people, and was about to retract back into the palm of his master Si Qingli.
"You ......"
"This vine ......"
"It eats zombies?"
Wu Yanna, who gasped, was shocked by this scene, and couldn't even speak roundly, his mouth, which was originally quite neat, suddenly stammered, and he pointed to the empty ground in disbelief, and then pointed again, and watched the cannibal vine that had safely shrunk back into the palm of Si Qingli's hand.
"Brother Ang, you don't have to be so nervous, let me introduce myself again, my name is Si Qingli, 27 years old this year, proctologist, my ability is plant-based, I can summon and manipulate man-eating flower vines, and these man-eating flower vines of mine like to eat zombies the most."
deliberately holding an expressionless face, Si Qingli, a fake junior high school student, calmly added drama to himself.
The cannibal vine that likes to eat zombies the most......
Wu Huaxuan couldn't help but swallow his saliva in fear, Mom, this Si Qingli, who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, can't see it at all.
I was blinded by, so I didn't bother to think about it, a junior high school student who looks white and delicate can maintain his cleanliness and personal image in this zombie-infested apocalypse, then it must not be a simple goods, a bad one, this is a humanoid weapon that makes zombies tremble when they see him.
blamed myself for being blinded by, my brain was eaten by dogs, such a good thick thigh, why didn't I hold it well, I still want to use this thick thigh as a raft in Blue Island City, and put a façade on myself, this is really a trick to die.
The villain in his heart was already pounding the ground and crying bitterly, Wu Yan, whose face was thicker than the city wall, simply didn't want to lose face, forced three steps and made two steps, and obediently stood in front of Si Qingli, and actually knelt down like this with a plop.
"Don't call me Angkor, I'm so panicked, my face will be thrown on the ground as a rag.
From now on, I am not Angkor, you are my brother, you are my brother, you are my brother, my father......
My own father, you have pity on me, take me in, beg for support, beg for ravage......
As long as Dad you tell me, you let me wash my feet, I don't wash my hair, you let me chase chickens, I don't chase dogs, you just let me commit suicide, I don't have to do it yourself, just take a knife and wipe it on my neck.
Dad, from today on, I am your number one little brother, number one godson, all kindness and filial piety first, I am a filial son, Dad, you must protect my life, your son I don't want to become a zombie, Dad, from now on, I am your person......"
The man has gold under his knees, and he should kneel when he sees the big guy.
plopped Wu Yan, who was kneeling on the ground, simply hugged the thighs of the fake junior high school student and the real boss Si Qingli with both hands, shouted dad with a handful of snot and tears, and refused to let go, there was a posture that I wouldn't get up if you didn't move.
Even if he is a stupid dog Erbao, he is stupid, and he thinks of himself as the boss without his consent, but in the end, he is still a second-class husky with the dignity of a basic dog, and he is not the same as this Wu Huazhu, who is holding his thighs and doesn't even want the basic dignity of being a human being, so shameless.
Feeling that he had been forcibly brushed again, Si Qingli raised his head helplessly and rolled his eyes, trying to withdraw his thighs, but in vain, this leg pendant like kraft candy, no words, like 502 glue stuck to his thighs Wu Yanna is not so easy to get rid of.
"Let go, Angkor, you let go, what do you have to say, can't we talk about it well? It has to be like this. ”
"No, my father, if you don't agree today, I won't let go, promise me, Dad, I'm very useful, although I'm a bit of a scumbag, but I can speak, I can make you happy, I can go to the hall, I can go down to the kitchen, I work hard, and I am well-behaved and obedient, Dad, my father, you promise to accept me as a godson......"
This shameless Wu chatter actually opened a pair of misty poached egg eyes, and threw a wink at Si Qingli.
The flattering eyes of this dignified eight-foot man made the authentic straight man Si Qingli so disgusting that he even vomited for overnight dinner.
Feeling that his heart was so tired, Si Qingli, who had broken into scum from the lower limit and the three views, could only reluctantly nod stiffly at this time, and was forcibly made a father.
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After all, there is no impermeable wall in the world, after all, he and this pair of people are going to go all the way to the capital, and Si Qingli has no intention of lifting all his hole cards, after careful consideration, Si Qingli still decided to only reveal his man-eating flower vine ability for the time being, pretending that he is a special plant-based ability, but it did not arouse the suspicion of others at all.
"Xiao Tuanzi, since I have left the mutated golden toad mushroom, then I can no longer eat the baba of the mutant golden toad mushroom, and I can only return to the original way of devouring zombies alive, but isn't eating too many zombies easy to induce complications of overeating? What are the restrictions on eating zombies now? ”
"Stupid host, your brain is glad it's not a pure ornament.
Without the good mutant golden toad mushroom, if you eat zombies directly now, there is indeed a limit, otherwise the toxins will accumulate more and more, and the harm to your future will be great, you still have to hurry back and find that big beauty Tu Jiaojiao, her ability water is your panacea.
Stupid host, you are very lucky, directly upgraded your body to the fourth level, for the direct swallowing of zombies incidentally absorbed by the absorption of those toxins that are harmful to the body has increased a lot, after the strict calculation of this biological brain, your current physical condition, without the help of the great beauty Tu Jiaojiao's ability water, can eat up to 10,000 zombies a day, if there are more, it will cause the sequelae of overeating.
And you need to pay special attention to one thing, even if you have to eat less than 10,000 zombies a day, your current physical condition can only support you for a month, and your tolerance to toxins will also reach the limit, and there is a high chance that it will induce you to have more serious sequelae than high fever and coma.
So, you only have one month, stupid host, you have to find that big beauty Tu Jiaojiao within a month, otherwise, you will be in big trouble. ”
"Up to 10,000 zombies a day, okay, fortunately, as the zombie virus rages more and more serious, from Blue Island City to the capital, the scope of the zombie virus epidemic area has become larger and larger, and almost all large and medium-sized cities in the middle have fallen into the zombie virus epidemic area, up to 10,000 zombies a day, compared to the zombie groups with huge populations one after another, the number is really too small."