Knock Knock Knock –

The owner of the dormitory's stinky socks and Linlong's roommate Tian Dao is back.

Knock Knock Knock –

", open the door!"

"It smells so big...... Brother Dao, are you out of love? ”

The memory of the original owner shows that today is Tian Dao's 18th birthday, and the two made an appointment to celebrate with adult wine together in the evening.

Unexpectedly, it was only in the morning, and Tian Dao got himself drunk first.

Tian Dao, a tall man of 185cm, stumbled into the house and cried while hugging Linlong.

"Awkward...... I'm not human......"

What kind of hurtful thing did this brother do, as soon as he entered the door, he scolded himself for not being human?

Don't......

Brother Dao drove drunk and slept with the original owner's girlfriend?!

But the premise is that the original owner, Su Chenxi, must have a girlfriend.

"Awkward...... Belch...... You're not human......"

Linlong's disgusted efforts pushed away Tian Dao, who was crying like a bear, and said impatiently in the tone of the original owner:

"Brother Dao, you have something to say!

If you continue to be slimy and swearing, I'll kick you out of the dormitory! ”

In all fairness, Tian Dao looks dignified, and he is a sunny and warm male type, but at this time, his eyes are swollen like a goldfish, and he has no sense of beauty.

Tian Dao asked Linlong with a drunken smell:

"Hiccup...... Xixi, do you believe that there are demons in this world? ”

Goblin?

Linlong was able to fall in love with a mermaid in her previous life, so she naturally believed in the existence of demons. It's just that in the modern plane of this life, everyone believes in science, and there should be no demons.

And so on –

Why would Linlong discuss such nonsense with an alcoholic!

At this time, Tian Dao was already so drunk that he couldn't stand on his feet.

He pounced on Linlong's body again:

"Xixi, you heard about me, I awakened the memory of the demon clan."

Linlong rolled her eyes: "Let's talk about it when you wake up......"

"Hiccup...... It's true! ”

……

……

When Tian Dao woke up again, he found that he was tied to the bedpost by his roommate Xi Xi Linlong.

"I said, why are you tying me up? Male male bondage play? I'm telling you, I'm a straight man, 24k steel straight pure man! You won't bend just because you're a boy or a girl! ”

Belch......

Who is going to play bundle play with you!

"Brother Dao, I've heard it all, isn't it the day before my 18th birthday that I was given green by my girlfriend? If you want to open up, there are not only wild horses in life, but also glowing grasslands. ”

Tian Dao with a forgiveness hat on his head——

Of course, he chose to forgive his good brother:

"Xixi, I'm serious, I really awakened the memory of the demon clan yesterday. I'm a demon, we're all demons! ”

Linlong was really helpless.

Why do you let yourself be such a stupid big guy as soon as you cross over!

"Brother Dao, there is no grass at the end of the world, as for you not even doing it? Do you know what you've done before?

You're going to pee on the balcony!

If I hadn't stopped you, you would have jumped off the building and become an immortal! ”

Linlong had to admit:

Adolescent boys are really scary when they go crazy with alcohol!

But Linlong also understands her roommate.

The innocent first love girlfriend, who usually blushes when holding hands and refuses to go to third base, actually ran under the other boys to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, and just let Tian Dao watch the live broadcast, no wonder the roommate wanted to cry, make trouble and hang himself.

Tian Dao maintained a strange binding position.

still sticks to his set of demon theories:

"There are no gods, ghosts, fairies and demons in this world, and demons also believe in Marx's atheism!

After the demon died, he entered reincarnation, with inheritance memories, awakened at the age of 18, and I really awakened part of the demon memories yesterday. ”

Linlong dragged out a nearby stool and sat down:

"Editor, you continue to make it."

Tian Dao was anxious: "Xixi, why don't you believe it?" ”

It's not impossible for Linlong to believe it, but don't just talk about it!

"You said you were a demon,

Then you can cast a demon spell and prove it to me. ”

When it comes to the proof of witchcraft, Tian Dao wilts.

"I just awakened my memory, not my demonic power."

Linlong: "I think I'd better call 114 to contact the mental hospital, there are the most demons and monsters in it." ”

Tian Dao: "By the way, I remembered!"

In my inheritance memory, there is a way to join the half-demon mutual aid group, search for the group name: Demon Alliance; Passcode: 128. ”

Linlong: ......

The monster organization also has a QQ group??

Brother Dao won't be deceived into any pyramid scheme fraud organization, right?

As long as 999, all the demon cheats are available?

Pull another person and send you 99?

This kind of brain-dead MLM organization can probably only develop brain-dead people like Brother Dao offline.