Although there are street lights, the playground is still a bit dark. In addition, it is night again, and from time to time there will be such a yin wind, blowing on the body, and it is a little cold.

"Is it cold?" I cared about Ouyang Chuchu.

"It's not cold." The girl was wearing a professional skirt.

I feel cold in my pants, but she doesn't feel cold in a skirt. Women are really incomprehensible.

"Let's come to this playground to do business, please don't you two talk about hobbies here?"

Wei Xuan glanced at me and Ouyang Chuchu, and said, "This ambiguous atmosphere created by the two of you will affect Xiaodao's judgment of the surrounding aura, understand?" ”

Although this little calf nose is a serious one. He looked serious, but I still thought he was.

What ambiguous atmosphere will affect his judgment of the aura around him? Did I have an ambiguous relationship with Ouyang Chuchu? Why didn't I feel it?

"See what?"

When he saw the calf's nose, he counted it with his fingers, and measured it there with his steps. Tossed for a long time. Still didn't say anything, so I took the initiative to ask him.

"Nope." The calf shook his head and said, "Strange! That's weird! ”

"What's that weird?" I asked with a smile.

"I've tried all the methods that should be used, but I still can't see the slightest eyebrow." The calf's nose frowned and thought for a moment. said: "Is it possible to get some introduction and destroy the aura around this place to understand?" ”

Introduction? This calf nose said to be introduced?

As soon as he mentioned the word introduction, I suddenly became a little uneasy. Because. My gut told me that he was going to do something about it.

"What introduction?"

Ouyang Chuchu and I asked these words in unison.

However, I was worried and the girl was curious.

"If you want to stir up the aura of this playground. Yin and Yang are required. ”

Wei Xu's calf nose said as he touched two talismans from his pocket. This one is drawn on white rune paper, and the other is drawn on black rune paper.

"The white symbol is yang, and the black symbol is yin. Yin water into yang, yang water into yin, need to be done at the same time. ”

The little calf's nose placed the white and black talismans on the ground, and said with a serious face.

"What do you mean?" I didn't quite understand what the calf was saying, so I asked him this.

"Men are yang, women are yin, you know this, right? The so-called yang water is the urine that men sprinkle. As for yin water, of course, it is a woman's pee! I have both black and white charms on the ground. You two hurry up and pee on it! Remember to do it together, at the same time. ”

This little calf nose, does he want to be so perverted?

How do I feel that their Taoist spells seem to be a bit perverted?

"Disgusting!"

Ouyang Chuchu showed a look of reluctance and categorically rejected Wei Xu's request.

"Since Mr. Ouyang, you feel disgusting, then forget it!" Wei Xuan sighed and said, "I only have this trick for Xiaodao, and there is no other way." If you two don't want to, that's it. ”

This little calf nose, after he said this, he actually turned around and put on a look like he was about to leave.

Ouyang Chuchu glared at me with angry little eyes, as if the that Wei Xuan said just now was what I taught him.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

I glanced at the girl and said, "It's useless to look at me, I can't handle this, I have to come to that calf's nose." He wouldn't be joking when dealing with this kind of. Whatever he says, you have to do it, or don't look for him. ”

"Don't peek, do you hear?" Ouyang Chuchu said to me.

The black and white charms were so close together that we were going to pee at the same time. With a gentle glance to the side, I could see the. But, I'm a disciplined man, how can I peek at that peeing? Even if I want to see it, I'm just bright, say hello first and then watch!

"I'm not allowed to peek yet, I'm afraid you'll peek!" I replied to the angrily.

She's a virgin, and I'm still a virgin? If she peeks at me. I'm also at a loss!

"Let's go back to back." The girl suggested.

Back to back, even with the afterglow, you can't see it. This, why are you so worried about me!

"Don't bother. You two move a little faster! Remember, be sure to let the charm get soaked. "The calf's nose with his back to us urged there.

Peeing on the playground, this kind of uncivilized thing, I haven't done it before.

Not to mention, I was really a little excited when I started to sprinkle! This kind of little bad thing, done occasionally. That's still exciting! Most importantly, I seemed to hear the sound of water flowing behind me.

If I turn around at this time, I don't know if Ouyang Chuchu's girl will scream immediately. However, I am disciplined and can't do that.

Ouyang Chuchu and I finished urinating, whether it was the white talisman or the black talisman, it was already soaked.

Wei Xuan walked over, stared at the two talismans, and said, "Wait!" ”

"How long will you wait?" I asked the calf nose.

"These two talismans are dry, and they can be picked up and used." Wei said cheaply.

"Dry? How long will this take? I asked.

The calf's nose came out with a stick of incense. handed it to me and said, "It won't be long before it will be a stick of incense." ”

I lit the incense that Wei Xuan handed me and stuck it on the ground.

This incense is really a bit strange, and the smoke from it is actually floating, and all of it floats to the two talismans on the ground.

As soon as the smoke from the incense burned into the talisman, the talisman that had been soaked with urine. Slowly, a white mist rose.

This white mist smells like urine, and it smells a little stinky.

Even though I spilled it myself, I still couldn't help it. Pinched his nose.

As for Wei Xu's calf nose, he seemed to have expected it, and before the white mist rose, he had already hid far away.

"It stinks." Ouyang Chuchu looked at me with disgust.

"Like your incense?" I was not angry and white like that. "Don't you have a part in it?" Are you embarrassed to say me? ”

"You dare to say I stink?" The girl glared at me fiercely and asked.

"It doesn't stink, it doesn't smell at all, it's still very fragrant!" Face the threat of big beauties. What can I do? Naturally, you can only talk nonsense with your conscience!

"Disgusting! Perverted! ”

I praised her with all my conscience, and this girl still talked about me. It's really hard to serve a creature like a woman.

When the incense burned, the white mist slowly dissipated, and the two talismans on the ground had dried up.

"Pick them up!" Wei Xuan pointed to the two talismans on the ground and said.

"Shall I take it?" I looked at the calf's nose with a depressed expression.

"Of course it's you! But you can also ask Teacher Ouyang to take it, as long as she wants. "Is this calf nose interesting?

Although the black and white charms are no longer wet, they have been drenched in urine after all! Let Ouyang Chuchu take it, am I embarrassed?

"I'll do it myself!"

After saying this, I squatted down generously and picked up the two talismans.

"Men on the left, women on the right, don't do it the other way around. You have to use your left hand to sprinkle it yourself, Teacher Ouyang's one, and hold it in your right hand. "This calf's nose is really asking for a lot.

I don't know if that's the case. Or is he deliberately playing tricks on me.

However, he is a professional in this matter, and I am a layman, so I have no choice but to listen to him.

After I picked up the two talismans, Wei Xu's calf nose didn't make the slightest movement. He just stood there quietly, looking at me like a joke.

"Why are you looking at me like that? What should I do next, hurry up? I asked the calf with a speechless face.

"Although it looks dry, these two talismans are not completely dry. Therefore, you have to take it like this, use the yang energy in your body, plus the yin wind in this night, to blow like that. When it's completely dry, I'll be able to move on to the next step. Wei Xu said.

This little calf's nose, pit me again?

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