Chapter 6 The Fat Man Becomes Famous
"Lu Han, Lu Han, wake up!" As my heart trembled violently, a sudden force came to me, and I heard a familiar shout, and then my vision blurred, and I woke up from my sleep.
Seeing the eagerness of the two, my heart warmed, and I wiped off the cold sweat and let out a long breath of turbidity: "Fortunately, it's a dream!" "It's horrible to think about what happened just now, and I almost didn't die when the wind blew. But the two of them didn't think so when they saw me sweating profusely, Dashan looked at me with a thief's eyebrow, and said with a wicked smile: "What, Lu Han is in the middle of the day, what kind of dream is he having, so intense, communicate with the two brothers!" ”
The fat man also looked ill-intentioned when he heard this, and said with a trembling fat face: "Yes, Lu Han, you kid shouldn't have dreamed of that girl yesterday, right?" Hurry up and share it with the fat man! "For some reason, when I heard the fat man say that the girl I dreamed of was yesterday, I felt a stirring in my stomach. If that's the case, I'd really want to hit her headlong because I kissed her!
"No, nothing, it's just a nightmare!" My lips were pale, I still had palpitations, and I didn't bother to mess with them. They didn't make fun of me anymore when they saw me.
"What time is it?" I asked.
"It's past eight o'clock!" When Dashan heard this, he replied to me casually: "We seem to be late!" ”
"......" It's really rare for someone to be so indifferent to being late, which makes me a little embarrassed, after all, we are in school now, and there are some rules to follow. But I didn't expect a dream to last so long, and that dream ...... It didn't feel like a fake, it was really immersive at the time.
"Pack up and go to self-study!" I got up again to freshen up, but the fat man was dumbfounded, sat there with a blank face, and only raised his head for a long time, and asked me innocently: "What about us?" Is the fat man going to self-study too? The fat man was about to cry at the thought of this, and asked him to go to school with a man of unknown age......
"Poof!" Dashan and I laughed at the same time, and Dashan even covered his hammer and rolled all over the bed, looking like he was about to cramp. I couldn't be any better, seeing the fat man's face, and letting an uncle-like person sit in the classroom and act as a high school student for self-study......
How many levels should this be left, even if it is a 10,000-year-old repeater Jin Baoshan, he can't do this realm! But...... My face was straight, and I said solemnly: "Your current identity is Zhang Xiao, Dashan and I have come to school, you Zhang Xiao will not be suspicious if you don't come, we haven't come to school for a semester, and now that we are about to have a winter vacation, you don't want to be expelled, 10,000 years repeater!" "I squeezed my eyes at the fat man, and deliberately dragged the 10,000-year-old repeater to the old age. The fat man was almost green, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching. But he knew that I was right, and his current identity was ...... Zhang Xiao, so you have to endure it!
"Hahahaha~~~" Again, I laughed with Dashan, this time even I was about to laugh and cry, covering my abdomen and screaming pain, after such a play, the depression in my heart was temporarily put aside, and it didn't take long for everything to be ready, and the fat man finally had no choice but to comply, as for how he disguised himself as Zhang Xiao, I don't care, I have explained some of Zhang Xiao's habits and personality.
In this way, we reappeared on campus after taking a leave of absence for half a year, and I was better, because I was the only one who came back from the Cangshan Tomb before, and this time, Dashan, who was the most villain among the three, came back, but Zhang Xiao before came back, but Zhang Xiao before ...... But he became a fat man! At this time, we walked side by side in the crowded campus. But in the eyes of others, we are simply dragged like twenty-five or eighty-thousand, especially some freshmen, who let go when they saw us with contempt on their faces!
There are a lot of people pointing at us, because we are still some popular in school, disappeared for half a year and reappeared, somewhat sensational, among which I am famous for being melancholy and handsome, and now I am dressed up to show more scholarly temperament, and after so much, the temperament has obviously changed greatly, and the elegance is slightly domineering, which makes many girls throw out some flattery, which makes many students envy and hate me. I won't mention the mountain, I guess no one likes him.
However, the most sensational of the three was the fat man, who said that he was too lazy to explain, so he directly used a bright red marker pen to write a few crooked characters on the gray undershirt.
"I'm Zhang Xiao!" This is stupid~ forced behavior undoubtedly pushed him to the top of the highest popularity, all the people are watching him, shouting some obscure words in his mouth, the fat man simply doesn't bother to care, holding his head high, humming a little song, looking like the world is big, only the fat man is respectful! In his words: "Anyway, it's Zhang Xiao who others scold, not me, and the fat man is just making Zhang Xiao famous!" ”
Dashan and I felt careless and ashamed of his behavior, and we both consciously stayed a few meters away from him, looking like we didn't know him. Dashan didn't know what he was thinking, but I was frowning, and I couldn't let go of that weird dream, whenever I thought of the cool breeze blowing, and after seeing the true face of the "woman", I was cold, even on campus!
When the cool breeze blew the hair, what I saw was ...... That's not a person at all, it's even more terrifying than a ghost, this thing has the back of the head on both sides, there is no so-called face at all, I originally thought that this "person" had too long hair and covered the face, but in the end, I found that this "person" had hair ...... before and after!
Weird place, weird "people", every time I think of this goosebump, I get goosebumps. Before I knew it, I had already walked into the teacher, and there was a sensation again......
"Wow, Lu Han is back, so handsome......" Some are looking at me now, because I am in deep thought, I have not noticed the change in the eyes of the squad leader who I once thought was a problem.
"Cut, pretend~force~!" This is some male classmates who are envious, jealous and hateful.
"The mountain is back, too!" It turns out that there are still people who remember this guy, and I feel a little funny in my heart.
"Hey, who's that fat uncle? How to walk with Lu Han? "Seeing that the fat man had some classmates, he was puzzled, which made the corners of the fat man's mouth twitch again, and Dashan and I both laughed secretly, and the effect was really good.
"Didn't you see it, Zhang Xiao, he's Zhang Xiao!" A new transfer of classmates said.
"Get out, Zhang Xiao doesn't know labor and management yet, and Lu Han has the same virtue, even if he doesn't see him for half a year, he won't grow this fat body!"
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For a while, there was a lot of discussion, and a good self-study class was ruined by us in this way, and we also walked to the seat under the attention and discussion of the students, and sat down if no one sat down, and the original seat of the mountain was occupied by the newcomer, which made him very unhappy, and walked over viciously, and roared: "Get out!" ”
The classmate originally wanted to call the board, but when he saw the body of the mountain, he was looking at himself, and immediately walked away.
"That's pretty much it!" Dashan sat down satisfied, and threw all the classmate's bookpieces over, arrogant! The fat man was much more embarrassed, and from time to time someone stared at him with a glance for a long time, and then turned his head in disappointment after a while. It's no wonder that Zhang Xiao himself looks similar to me, and he is calm and witty, he is an ice beauty in the school, and now half a year apart, he has become like this in the blink of an eye, and no one can accept it!
"Damn!" The fat birds were too lazy to bird them, and their heads were disdainful and said: "A group of stupid ~!" "But the fat man doesn't know that in the eyes of his classmates, he is the most stupid now~ on the contrary, as far as the four crooked big characters are concerned, there is no need to explain!
"Hey, Lu Han!" Just as I was about to turn the page, the squad leader touched me with his elbow at the same table and chuckled: "I haven't seen you for half a year, you have changed!" ”