I admit that my theory is a bit shameless, but I'm a shameless person.

Thick-skinned, eat enough!

Who called me so charming, they all liked me! Since they all like me, then I'll accept them all! Anyway, as long as a beautiful woman likes me, I won't refuse.

To reject beauty is to blaspheme beauty; Accepting beauty is respect for beauty.

Since I've decided that every woman loves that, I don't have to do anything for a particular woman!

I feel like I'm pretty good and self-centered. As for the women, when they have time, they go to accompany them, and when they don't have time, they make their own.

Being in the classroom, for me, was a waste of time.

Ouyang Chuchu threatened me so much before, but I didn't come. You can't sell your soul because of a text message from Ding Weiwei!

As soon as I figured this out, I decided not to attend the second class.

I quickly went to the back door and climbed out of the fence.

"Why didn't you go back to class?"

As soon as I came out of the fence, Ding Weiwei sent me such a text message.

"It's boring, it's not on."

I replied to her.

I was a little afraid that the girl would be very pestering and pestering me to ask questions. But luckily, she didn't text again after I got her back. This makes me very happy.

I like all beautiful women, but the kind of pestering people, I don't really want.

Man! They all have careers to do, how can they talk to women all day long!

Gentle Township is a beautiful place, but as a man, if you let yourself completely fall into Gentle Township, it is very dangerous, and you will let yourself be abolished.

In a way, a woman is a realistic animal. Because, the more beautiful a woman is, the easier it is to fall in love with a capable man. Once a man plays with himself, a woman will dislike you.

Even if you once loved again, after all, you will take advantage of her beauty to leave you and find a new love.

I'm a stinky fortune teller, and what I'm best at is reading people's hearts. Whether it's a man's heart or a woman's heart, I can see through it at a glance.

If you can't even see through the most basic people's hearts, then it's a bit too insulting.

I happily went back to the rental house, and when I returned to the rental house, Wei Xu's little calf nose was actually watching Ultraman.

"If you don't practice well, what kind of Ultraman will you watch?" I said to the calf's nose with a speechless expression.

"I didn't sleep in bed early in the morning, where did I go?" The calf looked at me with a smile and asked.

"Went to school for a lesson." I said.

"Class?"

Wei Xuan glanced out of the door exaggeratedly and said, "Today's sun didn't come out of the west!" It's still rising from the east! What kind of wind are you twitching, and you have to run to class early in the morning? ”

"I'm not only a stinky fortune teller, but I'm still a student!" I smiled hesitantly and said, "Since I am a student, I have to look like a student, and I have to go to class or something, that's my job." ”

"Which of us is with whom? Is it interesting for you to lie to me? ”

People are too familiar to be deceived. No, I was already determined to deceive Wei Xu, but I couldn't deceive it.

"I went to a language class." I said with an embarrassed face.

"Yo! Teacher Ouyang can be used by you as a shield! It seems that you stinky boy are really tempted. "Wei came to me with this sentence cheaply.

"What do you mean by a shield?" I asked, somewhat speechlessly.

"Although I didn't go to high school, I still know that Chinese classes are held every day. You and I have lived under the same roof for so long, and you have missed so many Chinese classes, why do you think that you are going to go today? ”

This calf nose, doesn't he know that there is a saying called seeing through and not saying through it?

"Now that you've seen it, what are you asking?" I looked at Wei Xuan speechlessly and asked.

"To see is to see, and to say it is to say it."

Wei smiled cheaply and said, "We are good brothers, if you want to keep this to me, are you a little too distrustful of me as a brother?" ”

This little calf's nose is really going to take advantage of me. No matter how he talked, he became my brother. In terms of age, he can only be my little brother at most.

"Ding Weiwei sent me a text message asking me to go to class, so I went to a class."

Anyway, I can't fool this little calf nose, so I simply don't lie to him anymore.

"Then why are you back again?" Wei Xuan asked me curiously.

"The class is boring, and besides, I have to do a career, how can I be led by a woman?" I paused and said, "At that time, Ouyang Chuchu asked me to go to class every day, but I didn't agree, why should I promise Ding Weiwei?" ”

"Backbone!"

Wei Xuan gave me a thumbs up and said, "I thought you were blinded by beauty, and I was about to admonish and admonish you!" Now it seems that there is no need for this. ”

"What do you want to admonish me?"

I'd love to hear it and see what kind of this little calf is going to do with me. So, I asked him this question with some curiosity.

"I want to tell you that sometimes you can only choose one woman and career. Your master, Lu Xiannian, chose a career. Otherwise, with his eloquent mouth, he can't trick a woman into getting married? ”

Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "Lu Xiannian that old thing, it was among the flowers, and the leaves did not touch the body. ”

"Do you want me to learn from him not to get married?" I asked.

"Whether you get married or not, that's your own business. However, before you reach the realm of fortune-telling, I think it is very necessary for you to learn your master's realm of not touching the leaves. Wei Xuan said with a serious face.

Leaves don't stick? said it so elegantly, said it so fresh and refined, isn't it just taking advantage of it and not being responsible?

Although I want to be a disciplined person, when it comes to being a man, sometimes, temperance is in the way.

Anyway, from the bottom of my heart. If you can really do it in the midst of a hundred flowers and not a single leaf sticks to your body, it can be regarded as a realm. This realm is the same as the wine and meat of the monk Jigong through the intestines!

Other monks can eat meat and drink wine, I'm a physiognomy teacher, what's wrong with wandering around among the flowers? You know, in ancient times, this thing was called a romantic and suave thing!

"Come and practice with me!"

Wei Xuan took off his coat, and looking at his posture, he was ready to practice.

Taoist Kung Fu, that's very useful. Wei Xuan asked me to practice, so I naturally had to hurry over and practice with him!

This time, the little calf's nose practiced kung fu, I don't seem to have practiced before.

"It seems to be a lot more difficult than before!" I say.

"Hmm!" Wei Xuan nodded lightly and said, "It's bigger." ”

"What kind of kung fu is this?" I asked.

"Qigong." This calf's nose, what he said was equivalent to not saying it.

Can I not know that he taught me qigong? What I want to find out is, what kind of qigong is this qigong he taught me to practice? After I practice, what's the use?

"What's the use of practicing?" I asked.

"You lost half of your child's body and inhaled some of Ding Weiwei's yin qi into your body, I have to teach you to reconcile yin and yang." Wei Xuan smiled hesitantly and said, "You just follow the practice!" I won't fix you. ”

Wei Xuan won't fix me, I don't need to say this, I know it in my own heart.

Qigong is a thing that practices the breath in the body. Although when practicing, the movements seem very simple. But it is much more difficult to practice than hard kung fu.

Not only does it take realization, but it also takes a lot of effort, in short, it's very tiring.

No, I just followed Wei Xuan to practice without a stick of incense, and I was already tired and out of breath, and I suddenly felt as if I couldn't keep up with it at all.

"Don't be discouraged!" Wei Xuan looked at me and said with a serious face: "Grit your teeth and persevere." ”

Maverick Nose is helping me, even if I am tired, I have to grit my teeth and persevere! Otherwise, I would be a little too sorry for him.