Chapter 11 Master Ren's Filial Piety (2/3 Collect Evaluation Votes)
"Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day when Ren Gongwei bravely sees the light of day." The four-eyed Taoist leader stood with his hands in his hands and said loudly, "All those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five and forty-eight in age, all those who belong to the rooster and the ox turn around and avoid it!" "As a corpse chaser, this aspect of the matter will naturally be handed over to him, if there is really a later grave relocation, then it will be handed over to Uncle Nine to see feng shui.
"Let's tidy up our clothes and open the coffin!"
As soon as Simu finished saying this, a gust of wind blew at this time, which made people feel terrible, and the crows on the branches suddenly began to crow. The crow has always been regarded as an unlucky bird by the Chinese people, and if there is a crow call, it is very likely that something bad will happen.
The four-eyed Taoist frowned slightly, and walked to the side of the coffin with the ninth uncle, who also had a not very good-looking face, "Open the coffin." ”
After the four migrant workers pulled out all the nails, they removed the lid of the coffin, and a puff of black smoke came out of the coffin. In the coffin, a man was lying inside, covered in black, as if he had been grazed with coal. But that's just it, the man looks as if he had just died, not only is there no decay but his skin is intact, it's hard to imagine that this is a dead man who has been dead for twenty years.
The faces of the four eyes and the ninth uncle instantly became even more ugly, and they knew very well why the corpse of the old lady Ren was still in good condition, because it was no longer an ordinary corpse, but a zombie.
"Daddy!" "Grandpa!" The father and daughter of the Ren family knelt on the ground and screamed loudly, and Master Ren kowtowed three times and said, "Dad, I have alarmed your old man, the child is really unfilial." ”
Later, just like the plot, Master Ren disagreed with the suggestion of Uncle Nine and the Four-Eyed Taoist to cremate Old Lady Ren. This is undoubtedly an act of death in the eyes of people like Ye Huan who have watched the movie, but as a son of man, he knows that his father is most afraid of fire, and he will never let him be burned to ashes after death, otherwise this is a great unfilial piety.
In the old days, when a person died, the family had to put the deceased in the earth for peace, so that the deceased would bless future generations in the underworld. If a fire burns to ashes, it is not only disrespectful to the deceased, but also disrespectful to the ancestors, so cremation was not popular in ancient China.
Thinking about it this way, Master Ren's series of death-making actions is actually completely filial piety, although in fact there is not much difference between cremation and burial......
"Okay, then put it in Senior Brother's Yizhuang for the time being, and let Senior Brother help the old lady find another tomb tomorrow, so that he can be buried as soon as possible." After thinking for a moment, the four eyes said in a calm voice.
"Okay, cover the coffin lid and carry it to Yizhuang!" Master Ren shouted loudly, but Ah Wei, who said this sentence in the original book, was not there, and I heard that there was business to do.
Uncle Nine stepped forward and said, "Master Ren, Miss Ren, you go back first, we still have to do some things here." ”
The father and daughter glanced at each other, Ren Tingting looked at Ye Huan again, saw Ye Huan nodding at her with a smile, and followed Master Ren.
After the father and daughter left, Uncle Nine said to Qiusheng and Wencai: "You two light a plum blossom incense array around and come back to tell me what it will be." Every grave must be incense. ”
"Yes, master."
At this moment, Ye Huan stood up and said, "Qiusheng, you and Wencai will go to the city to buy a large amount of glutinous rice, and I will have some of this plum blossom fragrance array." As he spoke, Ye Huan took out a small gold brick from his arms, "The rest is yours." ”
Seeing this, Uncle Nine hurriedly said, "Little junior brother, this is not good, you can't give these two stinky boys so much money." ”
Ye Huan is a person who is more afraid of trouble, he doesn't want to worry about that female ghost when dealing with zombies, it seems to be called Xiaoyu. Splitting Qiusheng and Wencai is the best choice, and letting them buy a lot of glutinous rice is also extremely useful against zombies.
"It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, senior brother." As he spoke, Ye Huan handed the gold brick in his hand to Qiusheng, "Qiusheng, remember to buy a large amount of glutinous rice back, half of it will be sent to the Ren family, and the rest of the money will be divided equally between the two of you." ”
"Your little uncle is right, you must come over with glutinous rice." The four-eyed Taoist also said on the side.
Huan took the gold brick, Qiusheng and Wencai hurriedly thanked him, and Uncle Jiu had no choice but to leave the mountain with Qiusheng and Wencai, leaving a lot of incense for Ye Huan and Simu.
After the ninth uncle and apprentice left, Ye Huan said, "Second senior brother, you can teach me how to order the plum blossom incense array." "With the master of the four-eyed Taoist by his side, Ye Huan not only learned the purpose of Plum Blossom Fragrance Town and the formation technique, but the female ghost Xiaoyu did not dare to appear by the side of the four eyes at all, so that Ye Huan successfully resolved this difficulty.
This plum blossom incense array can only be used next to the tomb after the relocation, and incense is lit before the sixty-four graves around, and three incense sticks are lit each time to worship the owner of the surrounding tomb. Communicate with the owners of these tombs to learn about the bad luck of the night in the deceased's house. If the three incense sticks are burned, it means that it is auspicious, if it is two short and one long, then there will definitely be blood and light in the family of the deceased.
"That's not good." After the incense was burned, the four-eyed Taoist said in a calm voice, "It seems that something will happen to Master Ren's house today." ”
"Senior brother, then let's go back quickly, I'll go to the Ren family to protect them."
Simu smiled and said, "I want to protect Miss Ren, okay, okay, you go, I will go and seal the zombie's coffin, and let Senior Brother find a good place to dissolve its yin qi tomorrow." ”
Ye Huan was stunned, they all became zombies, could it be that if they were buried in another place, they would become ordinary corpses again?
Seeing Ye Huan's shocked look, he looked at him and said: "Old lady Ren is just a black zombie now, find a place where Jia Mu leaves his position and bury it, and use the gentle heaven and earth yang qi there to dissolve the yin qi of black zombie and white zombie." ”
"What if it's purple stiff or above?"
"That's not going to work, there's only one way." Four eyes pursed his lips and said.
Ye Huan was very curious, the terrifying existence above the Purple Zombie and the Purple Zombie could dissolve the Yin Qi, this Maoshan Dao Technique was really powerful, he hurriedly asked, "What is the solution?" ”
"It's burned with three flavors of real fire."
The "forehead ......" feelings are still burning.
After going down the mountain, Simu and Ye Huan separated, Simu went to Yizhuang to prepare, and Ye Huan went to Ren's house. After some inquiry, I came to the Ren family, the Ren family is worthy of being the richest man in Ren Town, and the home decoration is very luxurious. Even if the business is getting worse and worse year by year, it is still the case, and it can only be said how awesome the old lady Ren was during his lifetime.
"Brother Ye, are you here?" After Ren Tingting heard that Ye Huan came to visit the Ren family, she hurriedly came out to greet her, and sure enough, when she saw her sweetheart standing outside the door, she was as happy as if she had eaten honey.
Seeing Ren Tingting, Ye Huan smiled and said, "Miss Ren, what about your father, I want to tell you something." ”