"Hello host, I'm your Evolution Support Elf. From now on, I will evolve with you. ”

The sudden sound made Yi Ming confused for a while, what the hell is the evolution assistant elf?

"Your Highness, allow me to introduce myself to you. I am an evolutionary assistant elf, from your intelligent parallel world. Because you humans have hollowed out the bit ore of the Bitstars, they have put genetic mutations on you. And I, that is, your evolutionary assistant elf, because of the virus dropped by the bits, which led to the collapse of our intelligent world, I chose you, and you chose me. ”

"Wait, you let me take my time. I understand the parallel world, but the bit ore of the Bit Planet was hollowed out by us, and they put the virus into it, what is going on? Could it be that before that, our two worlds could not be together? No, no, isn't Bitcoin an electronic currency? ”

"Your Highness, it is precisely because Bitcoin is an electronic currency that I say that I am from an intelligent parallel world! Either way, His Highness the host's world is now under a virus attack, allow me to make a long story short. Due to the virus infection, an unknown cataclysm is taking place in the world of His Highness the host. ”

"During this period, the host kills mutated creatures to gain a certain amount of ability points for their own evolution. And as an evolutionary assistant elf of the host highness, I will adjust the values of the host's body on the fly. Of course, the Dimension Store will also be opened according to the host's requirements, allowing the host to select Dimension items. ”

"Wait, wait, let me digest what you're saying. Do you mean that every time I kill a monster like the outside, I can now gain evolutionary energy, evolve myself, and become stronger? And you, will also evolve and become stronger with me? Well, I don't understand what the Dimension Store is, but it seems amazing to hear what you say. On top of that, I wonder if other people are like me and can also get evolutionary energy by killing these mutant guys? ”

"Yes, others can also gain evolutionary energy by killing the infected, just like the host. Also, ask the host to be careful with others. Evolution is a point of no return, and although you can get evolutionary energy by killing mutant creatures, it is far less fast than killing your own kind to obtain evolutionary energy. ”

“……”

Yi Ming opened his mouth speechlessly, didn't he say that the world was very dangerous now?

"Your Highness, although I am now your Evolution Support Elf, I have another name. In the intelligent parallel world, I am responsible for the moral training of our auxiliary elves, hence the name Moral Elves. So, I will award you with various moral tasks that are appropriate to you as human beings. The moral value obtained by the host for completing the task is the dimensional currency, which can be exchanged for all dimensional items in the opened dimensional store. ”

"I'll go, you give me a moral assignment? Do you think I'm like a law-abiding moral person? ”

Yi Ming said smugly: "To be honest, I have been a good child since I was a child, and I got countless little red flowers in kindergarten. When I was in elementary school, I was one of the first Young Pioneers to join the team. And I joined the group in junior high school, and I am currently applying to join the party. ”

"Very good, worthy of being a good human being with my eyes. So now, please accept my first mission to help the little fat man in front of you regain his self-confidence and make him lose weight successfully. Otherwise, he will be a delicacy in the eyes of the next infected. ”

"I'll go, this first mission came so quickly? Wait, tell me how to control my current body, how do I feel like I'm so hot that I can't stop? ”

"Please don't worry, Your Highness, you're receiving evolutionary energy from another time and space at the moment. Once the transformation of the evolutionary energy is completed, the host highness can not be afraid of the weather viruses of the world outside the house, and activate the corresponding evolutionary cells in the body. ”

Yi Ming nodded, and understood the current situation: "I see, then how long will it take for me to renovate?" ”

"It is expected to take 10 minutes, and the longer it takes for His Highness to transform, the more benefits the theory will receive, but it should not exceed half an hour at most. Otherwise, the host will find that they are missing a part and regret it for the rest of their lives. ”

"Regret for life, are you kidding?"

Yi Ming only felt a tightness in his lower body, as if something had shrunk back. Reaching out and touching it, the whole person was stunned for a moment: "Elf, didn't you say that it would take half an hour to transform and lose a certain part?" I don't think I even have a few minutes now, do I? ”

"Sorry, the current situation of the host is very unlikely to be lost. Please also don't worry about the host, the part of the host is not lost, but is trapped in the kidney deficiency area of the body. Once the host has evolved perfectly, the perfect lower body can be obtained. ”

"I don't want to be perfect, I want him now. Elf, help me get him back, or how will I go to the toilet? ”

"I'm sorry, but the host's body modification is its own genetic modification, and this elf cannot be reversed. If the host is worried about urinating, please also ask the host to take a break from worrying. Although the current part of the host is deep in the kidney deficiency area, it is not lost, it can only be said to be hidden, and the host can learn from friends of the opposite sex to solve the problem of half-squatting. ”

“……”

"Half-squatting? Elves, don't make a fuss, okay? It's hard for me to evolve like this......"

Yi Ming was speechless, and kept reaching out to touch the lost area.

"Dude, buddy, don't do this!"

The little fat man behind Yi Ming will be scared to death, and he feels that he has met a pervert. Especially since this pervert has just killed the zombie, who knows if he will do something to him in this empty classroom? On TV, not all of them pushed people down in the small classroom, and then tore his clothes: "Ya Yan Butterfly, don't, I don't want it!" ”

"Elf, is this little fat man in the mutation stage? Otherwise, what does he want? ”

"Your Highness, human emotions are areas that our elves cannot comprehend. The little fat man in front of you has strong hormones, but under this strong hormonal atmosphere, there is a courtship code from women. Could it be that this little fat man is the third human being among you, a homosexual? ”

"Go, what the hell? There are only two types of human beings: men and women. The third category you mentioned, that is the shemale, the subject can be seen. Wait, what did you mean by that? You say that he is a third type of person, does it mean that I am now a third type of person like him? ”

"Your Highness, please don't be cranky. Your situation is different from his, and you can strengthen it through evolution. In the host's heart, don't you mind the original small? Please rest assured that after the enhanced amplification, His Highness the host will definitely not be able to stand up with great ambition! ”

"Damn, aren't you a moral elf? How can a moral elf say such obscene and shameless words? ”

"Your Highness, moral elves can also be divided into moral and immoral. Although I am a moral elf, can't I have a time to let myself go? Your Highness, do you have any questions? If there is no doubt, complete the first task to help the little fat man in front of you lose weight so that he can easily escape the pursuit of the infected. Quest rewards, randomly get a number of moral points. ”

"Friendly reminder, moral values can help the host accelerate evolution!"