Beauty, people, fish?

My breathing quickened.

Watch as a black shadow slowly rises from the pool, as if in a myth, a beautiful mermaid slowly emerges from the clear water...... The impact was too great.

"Is there a mermaid?"

Xiaoqing was swimming and playing in the private small pool with the little white fox in her arms, and when she saw the mermaid floating to the side, she said, "Miss mermaid? ”

The mermaid looked around, looked at us so many of us, was stunned for a few seconds, nodded and smiled.

She swam half a lap in the pool, and it was extremely elegant.

I sweated on my forehead, and I couldn't think of such a living creature, and said, "What, girl, how can you suddenly come out of the pool?" Swimming up from the drain pipe of that pool? ”

I looked at the drain in amazement.

It's a little bigger than a fist, and this small drain pipe can swim up a mermaid? Can this mermaid shrink bones?

Yahh

The mermaid made a squeaky sound, shook her head, and the circle of fish tails was really beautiful, and she looked around very ignorant and curious.

Xiaoqing said, "Sister, why can't you speak?" ”

Yahh

The mermaid was excited.

Language barrier?

I touched my nose.

After all, we are not the same species, and the language barrier is a normal thing.

The mermaid swam gracefully back and forth in the pool water, as if she couldn't even climb out of the pool, as if she couldn't leave the water, and kept squeaking at us.

"What's the matter, you can start, let's come here to spend money to have fun, this money can't be wasted."

Miao Qianqian squinted her eyes, pushed me to the pool, pointed to the mermaid in the pool and said, "Go to the mandarin duck bath, try it, it will be helpful for us to study this mermaid, you don't have to be afraid of any pregnancy, different species are reproductively isolated." ”

Miao Qianqian looked forward to the rotten girl in the Living Spring Palace, and she was also speechless.

I silently walked to the pool, squatted on the edge of the pool, looked at the mermaid, and said, "That.... Can you understand me? ”

Yahh

The mermaid spun around in the pool, very cute, showing a silly gaze, nodding and shaking her head, as if she understood or not.

I dragged my chin, it turned out that this mermaid hotel really has mermaid service, it is really bizarre, and said, "Were you caught?" I'll sneak you away if you need to. ”

Although it is very unrealistic to take a large live fish downstairs in the elevator and leave through the lobby on the first floor, try to talk about it.

Yaoooo

The mermaid seemed to understand again, pointed to my crotch very innocently, and let me go into the water.

"Miss Mermaid is urging you, you color-hearted and colorless guy." Miao Qianqian said disdainfully.

I glared at Miao Qianqian and said: If you want to see it so much, go down by yourself, you and the mermaid are playing lace in the water together, and I will help you watch the wind and watch strongly.

"Color embryo." Miao Qianqian snorted with contempt.

I thought that this mermaid hotel was greasy, but a real mermaid appeared in the pool strangely, swimming back and forth, which couldn't help but make people feel at a loss.

I stiffened, looked at Miao Qianqian, and said, "How do you get this?" Our business is a bit bizarre. ”

"There is a color heart, but there is no color guts."

Miao Qianqian snorted, pointed to the mermaid in front of her and said, "You, you don't prostitute anyone who sends it to the door, you are really not a man...... According to me, the IQ of this mermaid is very low, only two to three years old, and even the IQ of our little fox is not as good, you can't say anything. ”

I said how do you know.

"I have ears."

Miao Qianqian lifted her black and bright black hair, revealing the fungus inside, and said: "This mermaid is definitely not a high-IQ animal, I can hear her voice, emitting a very dry and ignorant emotion." ”

I looked at Miao Qianqian.

Miao Qianqian is born with a pair of fungus, and is naturally friendly with animals and plants, in the words of Zhao Banxian, she is the darling of nature, there is a kind of person in this world who is born with a sense of intimacy with animals and plants, and Miao Qianqian is this kind of person.

I said: the mermaid is also an animal, can you hear her emotions?

Miao Qianqian nodded and said: I feel that this is indeed a fish, similar to the animalistic feeling of a fish, and no one is possible.

I said, "What is she talking about?" ”

Miao Qianqian narrowed her eyes and said, "Her meaning is a little simple and confused, but the emotions she expresses are asking you to mate with her, and she seems to like such things very much." ”

Or is it a colored fish?

When I heard this, I looked down at this mermaid, could it be that this species has a stronger desire?

Miao Qianqian means: This is a simple animal, grown into a half-human shape, not this mermaid hotel viciously caught, but a low-level creature that was domesticated to give humans a desire to vent?

Miao Qianqian said: Very likely, this mermaid hotel, I guess it's not too bad, it's just to make money, those mermaids seem to be voluntary, they like to do this kind of lustful thing, only primitive beast desires, but this is not much different from bestiality, it's just that you have changed from a day dog to a half-human sea creature on the day, for you to have fun, as for how did this creature get it..... It's not clear.

The foundation of this mermaid hotel is very mysterious.

Invited a master to bring a group of mermaids to the town store, it stands to reason that the mermaids are caught in the sea, but is there really such a strange and beautiful humanoid creature in the sea?

And right now, we are touching this aspect of the mysterious deep-sea legendary species?

I think I should firmly believe in the scientific concept of development, but what.... A living mermaid appeared in front of me again, peaking my three views.

Next, I didn't have any crooked thoughts about this silly mermaid, Miao Qianqian's dirty rotten girl gaze made me feel furious.

The two of us let the mermaid swell freely in the pool, silently glancing at each other and looking at the presidential suite next door.

Miao Qianqian smiled strangely and said: "Since you don't dare to go up, you can only look at the next door to summarize the experience, three minutes have passed, almost, right?" ”

I touched my nose and said, "Damn, you underestimate Zhao Banxian so much, let's wait a little longer, Zhao Banxian pays attention to taking care of his body, he is old and strong, we can't disturb his Yaxing." ”

We waited for about twenty minutes, and I couldn't help but call Zhao Banxian's mobile phone and said, "How is it?" ”

Zhao Banxian laughed dryly, as if his old face was a little unbearable.

I said, "We're all adults, what's the big health, what's there to be shy about, your mermaid, what's abnormal?" ”

This old man is not ashamed, hehe smiled: If you want to say that the service of this mermaid hotel, it is good, that mermaid is really the supreme enjoyment of our man, really..... Let's not take into account that you Miao Qianqian is by your side, this is not the pleasure that a woman can bring, this is a difference in species, no matter how beautiful and sexy a woman is, she can't give this kind of body feeling, that is, the IQ of this mermaid in front of me is not particularly high.

I thought to myself:

No wonder only the Presidential Suite has this service, because only the environment with a small pool can do such a thing.

And this money must have made a lot of money, no wonder Zhang Jiahao's boss hotel was made out of business, with this mermaid, I don't want a woman.

I said that my IQ is definitely not high, and I can't speak.

Zhao Banxian said: "Who said that they can't speak? Boss Zhang Jiahao told me that the mermaid he called before can also speak and communicate, and the one I call now may be a minor, and can only say some simple words such as hello, uncle, and so on, babbling, as if he has just learned to speak, not able to talk. ”

Damn, this thing.... Can you still divide minors?

I looked at the mermaid floating back and forth in the pond in front of me, and I couldn't even speak, it couldn't be a baby fish, right?

Miao Qianqian was also shocked and said: "Is it difficult to be graded?" We were unlucky enough to call a fish that hadn't yet opened its mind and was just fully developed to pick up a customer? ”

I'm also weird.

I said, "We want to go to your side and see that talking mermaid."

Zhao Banxian said to me: I don't need it, after the service, the mermaid has already left, leaving from the pipe of the pool, it is really magical, so a small pipe can get in.... Not with me now.