Chapter 4: Lao Tzu Kills You, Devil
Wu Chi returned to the dormitory, the other three animals in the dormitory were not there, he studied the book of life and death for a while, and then fell asleep on the bed.
He didn't sleep very well this night, he had a few dreams, but the one he remembered the most was that
He incarnated as a killing god on the ancient battlefield, and after dying in battle, his soul entered the underworld, refused to be reincarnated, and incarnated as a powerful ghost.
Because he had been chased and killed by the ghosts sent by the Ten Great Yama Monarchs before, after cultivating to Dacheng, he made a big fuss in the underworld, defeated the Ten Great Yama Monarchs, and even took away the life and death book of the town boundary artifact of the underworld.
Then the immortal realm sent countless heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to take him from all sides.
He holds the book of life and death in his hand, kills gods when he encounters gods, punishes Buddhas when he meets Buddhas, and is proud of the invincible opponents of the Three Realms.
In the picture, when countless immortals saw him in the back, they all hid far away, just like seeing a plague god.
Then the picture in the dream came here, and he was shaken awake.
"Damn, you guy has a nightmare, what a god, a ghost, scared to death." Chubby said speechlessly.
Wu Chi glanced at Xiaopang, smiled and didn't speak, that dream was like a real thing, and he could still clearly remember the picture in the dream, as if it was imprinted in his mind.
Wu Chi got up and went to the bathroom to wash his face, and listened to Xiaopang say: "Drinking at the Imperial City Bar at night, my girlfriend also made an appointment with several beauties in their class, I heard that their class flowers are going to go, didn't you break up with Tan Xiaotan, I will tell my girlfriend and ask her to give you the price of their class." ”
Wu Chi washed his cold face, came out and said, "You guys go first, I still have something to do at night, I'll go to you when I'm done." ”
Chubby girlfriend Wu Chi has seen their class flower and looks very beautiful, but Wu Chi never insists on this kind of thing, he plans to go to the bar mainly to find out which Wang Ba egg knocked him last night.
He only came out of the bar last night when he was hit on the head with a stick from behind, and he suspected that the other party also often hung out in the bar.
"Well, you'd better be early, then." Chubby said while lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.
Wu Chi nodded, seeing that the time was already seven o'clock, he was ready to go to the merchant to have a look.
"Damn, Yun Qianqian is dead!" Chubby suddenly exclaimed.
"Who said that she didn't hold a concert in Yuzhou in the past two days?" Wu Chi wondered.
"Look at the news, it was said that she drove to Guole Mountain to play today, accidentally fell off the cliff, and the car was destroyed and people died." Chubby said.
Yun Qianqian is the most popular female singer in Dayuzhou, she is beautiful and sweet, and Wu Chi often paid attention to her dynamics when he was in high school. Hearing this, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the news.
If it was a few years ago, maybe he would have regretted it, but he is a person who has died once, and the life and death of an artist can't arouse the waves in his heart.
He casually made an appointment for an online car-hailing on his mobile phone, said hello to Xiaopang, and went out.
He walked out of school and looked down to play with his phone.
Today is the weekend, there are not many students on campus, standing alone outside the campus, Wu Chi suddenly felt a cold chill.
Boom Boom!
The roar of the engine, roaring like a beast, shatters the silence as a red Porsche sports car sps through the streets in the distance.
Soon came to Wu Chi's side, he glanced at the red Porsche sports car, as if he had seen it somewhere, and felt a little familiar.
The window rolled down, and a beautiful woman smiled at him: "Little handsome guy, is it the online car-hailing you called?" ”
Wu Chi didn't answer, and at first glance, he was a little distracted when he looked at the luxury cars and beauties.
"Are you going to the merchant?" Seeing that Wu Chi was a little stunned, the beauty in the car confirmed again.
It wasn't until this time that Wu Chi seemed to react, and said in surprise: "It turns out that there is really a hungry and thirsty rich woman who drove an online car-hailing car to fish for Kaizi." ”
The beauty looked disdainful, and said that the old lady wants to fish for Kaizi, and also for the tall and big muscular man, just your small body, you can't mention the old lady's sexual interest.
"Rich woman, your car is a limited edition Porsche, it's very expensive." Wu Chi sat in the passenger cab and said.
"Hmm." Seeing Wu Chi getting into the car, the glamorous woman immediately became cold.
"Beauty, how much is your car? I also want to go buy one. Wu Chi looked at the Porsche, stretched out his hand here and there.
"Don't touch it." The glamorous woman started the car and said with a look of disdain.
"My car is top-of-the-line, millions of dollars, just like you, you can't afford to move bricks for a hundred years."
"You say I can't afford it? Beauty, I have to pay seven or eight hundred for this dress, and I can buy more than ten of you. Wu Chi pulled the clothes on his body and said arrogantly.
The glamorous woman snorted coldly and didn't answer, but a glint flashed in her eyes.
"Beauty, do you want one?" Wu Chi took out a cigarette and handed one to the glamorous woman.
"Don't smoke in my car!" The glamorous woman turned her head and glared at Wu Chi.
"What should I do if I'm addicted to smoking, or you can stop and I'll go down." Wu Chi said embarrassedly.
"Hmph, don't fall the cigarette ash into my car, otherwise, you can't afford to sell your kidney." The glamorous woman snorted and said.
Wu Chi lit the cigarette, took a breath and said, "It's okay, what about my three kidneys, that aspect is very strong, do you want to try it?" ”
"Shameless!" The glamorous woman glared at Wu Chi, and said in her heart that she would take care of you when she got to the mountain in a while.
"Huh? You even know my nickname, tell me, have you liked me for a long time? Wu Chi looked at the beautiful woman with a surprised expression.
"I like your head!" The beautiful woman was speechless, if it weren't for the aura of this guy that made her admire, she would have ...... a long time ago
"Well, I know, after all, I'm a man with three kidneys." Wu Chi smiled cheaply and said:
"However, I prefer you to sing, why don't you have a 'Eighteen Touches' or something?"
"You!" The beautiful woman's teeth itched with hatred, and she couldn't wait to turn around and bite him.
"What? You won't? You are the first popular singer in Yuzhou to go out. Wu Chi looked at the beautiful woman with a surprised expression.
This guy is so shameless that the beautiful woman doesn't bother to take care of him, she just wants to drive the car to the mountain as soon as possible.
Wu Chi flicked the cigarette, accidentally did not pop out the window, and a pinch of soot fell on the inside of the door.
In the next moment, a hole was burned out of the inside of the car door by the soot, and the cold wind from outside blew in through the hole.
"Oh beauty, why is the quality of your car so poor, it will break when it is hot, it won't be made of paper!" Wu Chi stared at the hole and exclaimed.
"Bastard, you burned my car, I'll kill you!"
Seeing this, the glamorous woman stopped the car with a bang, and grabbed Wu Chi with both hands.
Suddenly, her fingernails exploded a foot, and her ten nails were shiny black, like ten sharp thorns of black iron.
And her eyes were glowing with a fierce green light at this time.
"Bang!"
Just as she was about to grab Wu Chi's neck with both hands, Wu Chi punched her in the chest, she exclaimed, and her body directly slammed the car door into the air.
The shirt button on the chest of the beautiful woman who fell to the ground was knocked off by Wu Chi just with a punch, revealing her proud capital.
Wu Chi jumped out of the car in one step, and pounced on the glamorous woman, how could a little wild ghost who fought five scum be his opponent.
Seeing that Wu Chi was so fierce, the female ghost got up and was about to run, but as soon as she ran two steps, she was hit on the back by Wu Chi's punch again, and she let out a terrible scream, and a dog ate.
Wu Chi stepped forward and grabbed her, and the female ghost knelt on the ground and covered her face:
"Boom ......"
"Lao Tzu killed you ghost!" Wu Chi raised his fist and was about to blast down again.
"Hey, you burned other people's cars, and you beat people, you're not human!" The female ghost pointed at Wu Chi and cried aggrievedly.
The corners of Wu Chi's mouth twitched, he couldn't imagine that the big star Yun Qianqian was still such a strange thing.
If she lets her crazy fans see it, it will simply refresh their three views.
He didn't bother to do it, so he sacrificed the book of life and death, and spent the last five points of merit to open the gates of hell.
"Go where you should go, you're dead, the world doesn't belong to you." Wu Chi said indifferently.
"As for your car, I'll go back and burn ten of them."
Seeing the whirlpool that appeared in front of her, the female ghost's frightened face turned pale, and she muttered: "My lord, I don't want to go down, I was killed by someone, I am unwilling, I want to seek revenge on him!" As long as the adult asks the little woman to stay and take revenge, the adult will be promised on any conditions! ”
Seeing that Wu Chi actually opened the gate of hell, the female ghost immediately thought that Wu Chi was the ghost in charge of the world.