Chapter 54: Pretending to be a ghost thief
Seeing that Xuwen was about to refuse, Ion Mu quickly diverted the topic: "I've worked hard for you these days, I'll take a shower and change clothes later, and I'll go shopping with you." ”
Xuwen said: "Don't, you still have something to do, I'll take Peach Blossom around." ”
Xu Wen and the two came to the lively street, teahouses, wine shops, pawnshops, and many small vendors, a prosperous scene. The hawkers shouted one after another.
"Peach Blossom, if you have what you want, I'll buy it for you." Xuwen looked at Peach Blossom and asked softly.
"Childe, I want to go there and pinch a villain." Xuwen looked in the direction of Peach Blossom's finger, and there was a stall where there was a clay figure.
"Uncle, pinch a villain for us to play." Peach Blossom said to the stall owner.
"What do you want the girl to pinch? It's not that I'm bragging, I don't like it, I don't charge your money, if the girl is satisfied, I'll give you a penny! The stall owner held out a finger.
"See if you can pinch one like me and Childe!" Peach Blossom said with a smile.
"No problem, you two wait a while, and you'll be fine right away!" I saw the stall owner pinching here, pinching there, and soon, the two villains were pinched.
"Girl, take a look, are you still satisfied?" The stall owner handed the villain to Peach Blossom.
"Wow, uncle, you're so amazing, Childe, look, it really seems to be!" Peach Blossom happily held the two villains and dangled them in front of the nameless eyes.
"It's good if you're happy." Xuwen casually threw a tael of silver to the stall owner.
"Childe, this, this, I can't find it" The stall owner looked at Xuwen in embarrassment.
"Don't look for it, the villain you made, Peach Blossom is very satisfied." After speaking, he left this place with peach blossoms.
There are multiple forks in the road ahead, and there is no end in sight. Nameless looked up and looked for a shop, then entered it, and found a seat to sit down and rest. The people in the shop, whether their bodies or heads, were inclined to a reckless man, listening to him talk about the recent events with relish.
"Recently, the famous ghost thief came here, doing some unsightly things, and recently became a flower thief, causing the anger of people and gods, I heard that he will appear in Mengchun Garden in the past two days.
Xuwen continued to listen for a while, and they talked about the strengths and weaknesses of other people's homes, and returned to the chrysanthemum garden without interest.
"You're back, sit down when you're tired!" Ion Mu pointed to the seat next to him.
"Zimu, take a bath and feel refreshed, a few days ago, you were about to be treated as a supper by mosquitoes!" As soon as Xuwen sat down, she began to tease him.
"With you taking care of me, it doesn't hurt to feed the mosquitoes," Ion Mu replied to her seriously.
Xu Wen diverted the topic, "Do you know what I heard on the street today?" Guess what? ”
"Judging by your excited expression, someone must be out of luck, right?" Ion Mu smiled indulgently.
"Didn't you already know, tell me honestly!"
"I've been inseparable from you all this time. If I knew, wouldn't you know, little drunkard. Did I guess right? ”
"yes, you guessed it, but there was no reward." It's so cute to pout. "Hey, no, what did you just call me? Little drunkard? ”
"Don't worry, I won't mention it in front of anyone, it's our secret, little drunkard." It's shameful to sell cute!
Xuwen glared at him and told him what she had just heard.
"That's what you're excited about? If you want to have fun, I'll go with you, don't say no! Ion Mu stretched out her index finger and blocked Xuwen's mouth. The moment the finger touched Xuwen's lips, Ion Mu was electrified, Xuwen's lips were so soft, I really wanted to kiss it, the crisp and numb feeling hit Ion Mu's heart, her heart beat faster, and her face was crimson. Fortunately, Xu Wen didn't look at him, otherwise it would have been too big.
Peach Blossom stared at Ion Mu with some displeasure, and when she saw that Childe didn't say anything, she also suppressed her anger.
"Okay! But if you want to go with me, you'll have to change into women's clothes, or you won't talk about it. Xuwen smiled evilly.
"Not negotiable?"
After Ion Mu finished speaking, she shook her head. "Yes, but if you change it for me, I won't wear it."
"I haven't worn women's clothes either, and I don't! Why don't you find someone to put it on for you? Xuwen looked at Ion Mu and asked.
"You don't know how to wear women's clothes?" Ion Mu was too surprised.
"Is there anything surprising about that? If you don't wear it, you don't wear it! I'm a big man, it's weird to wear women's clothes, okay! ”
"No, I just need you to dress me, you can't learn, come and help me when you learn." Ion Mu looked at the peach blossom next to Xuwen, and her attitude was very resolute.
"Okay, just learn, I've been through the Hades Palace several times, and I'll be stumped by a woman's clothes. You wait for me, and I'll definitely dress you up by tomorrow night, so that the 'ghost thief' likes it so much." I'll go now, goodbye! Everyone disappeared before Ion Mu came back to his senses from Xuwen's words, and he heard Xuwen say that she had been gone for a few times in the Hades Palace, and his heart ached. He didn't want to find out about Cozy's past, he just wanted her to tell him in person one day. As long as she proposes it, he will agree, and he will not hesitate to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, not to mention just changing into women's clothes.
Xuwen pulled Peach Blossom to the house and asked Peach Blossom to teach him to wear women's clothes, Xuwen told Peach Blossom while learning that she was the ghost thief of the legend of the rivers and lakes, and I don't know which one was not afraid of death and actually did bad things under her banner. Peach Blossom was excited when she heard it, and she always felt that what happened to Childe was possible.
By the time Xu Wen learned to wear a full set of women's clothes from head to toe, it was noon the next day. She swore that she would never wear women's clothes again in her life, it was just terrible! She hurried to Juyuan, and Ion Mu was already waiting for her.
"But learned?" Ion Mu smiled so gently at her forever.
"Of course, isn't it just to put on a dress, it's a little meaning, don't look at who I am, don't underestimate me, peach blossom follow into the house, watch me make you a big beauty!" Xu Wen bragged as if she didn't want money.
"I remember that this is here, here is on it, no, it's wrong here, this one is crooked......" In the room, Ion Mu watched Xu Wen hurriedly mess around him, and couldn't help laughing. After tossing for a long time, I finally put on my clothes under the guidance of Peach Blossom, and combed a simple beauty bun, inserted a golden hairpin and a hosta. Ion Mu raised his hands and spun around in place. Dressed in a big red dress, light and flying, her face is like a peach blossom, her skin is like fat, her pink mouth is slightly raised, and her right hand is flicked, blocking her appearance, leaving only a pair of charming eyes that keep flashing. Not only Peach Blossom, but even Xuwen can see it. Looking back and smiling, Bai Meisheng is nothing more than that.
"Little official, is the slave family good-looking?" The shy words on Ion Mu's face pulled back the stunned Xuwen, and Peach Blossom sneered.
"Little lady, uncle, I am very satisfied." Xuwen mischievously provoked Ion Mu's chin.
"Let's go, Uncle Ben will take you to see the excitement tonight. I'll clean you up when I come back, and let's go. Xuwen straightened up and walked out of the chrysanthemum garden, and Ion Mu shook her head with a smile and followed.
The door of Mengchun Courtyard is full of warblers and swallows, twisting their chests and throwing their waists, and their eyes are flying. Xuwen turned her head to look at Zimu and Peach Blossom with veils behind her, and strode into the lobby of Mengchun Courtyard, which was full. On the stage in the middle, there were already women dancing to the rhythm of the luthier. Xuwen found a seat, put on her robe and sat down, Peach Blossom sat on her left, and Ion Mu sat on her right. After a dance, the luthier and the woman retired from the stage. At this time, a woman in pink came up, with a melon seed face, willow moon eyebrows, a high nose, double eyelids, curled eyelashes, a charming bead that seemed to hook the soul, a small cherry mouth, cloud bun and coiled hair, and pearlescent flashing. "Little girl Yueniang, thanks to everyone's care, today I will dance a song for everyone to help everyone have fun!" After speaking, he danced to the rhythm.
Xuwen looked at the people on the stage and said, "Zimu, is the ghost thief's target today sure to be her?" ”
"According to reliable sources, it's her, what do you want to do, do you have a plan?" Ion Mu Fu whispered in Xuwen's ear.
"I'll see what happens when he shows up!."
At this time, the petals fluttered down from the air, and a man wearing a golden mask stepped on the petals, his movements were chic and elegant, his white robe danced with the wind, and the petals had not yet landed in the air, and the beauty on the stage was gone. When Xuwen saw the 'ghost thief' leaving, she asked Peach Blossom to stay here and wait for him to come back, and went to the room of the "ghost thief" with Ion Mu.
The 'ghost thief' didn't move, and Xuwen held her breath and stared. The woman was surprisingly quiet, she should have been controlled.
Ion Mu suddenly appeared behind him, and his hands came out to make a dazzling palm technique, only to hear the sound of broken bones sounding one after another, and he saw the 'ghost thief' lying motionless on the ground, and there was no sound coming out of his mouth when he opened and closed. Ion Mu raised an eyebrow at Xu Wen, looking proud. Xuwen rolled over and jumped down. "Shaolin point magic skills, how can you know Shaolin kung fu?"
"It's a long story at this point, want to learn? I'll teach you, but get down to business first. Looking at Xuwen's golden eyes, Ion Mu knew what Xuwen was thinking.
"Take off his mask and see who the demon is!" Xu Wen glared at the man on the ground, calling for Ion Mu.
"Wow, it's so ugly, could it be a fake face?" The moment the mask was lifted, Xuwen looked at the potholed face with a look of disbelief.
"No, I've seen it, and there's no disguise. This is what he really is. Ion Mu replied.
"No wonder you have to wear a mask, Zimu, let him speak, I want to ask him a few questions." Xu Wen watched as Ion Mu tapped twice on the man, and then withdrew her hand.
"Who are you, and why are you pretending to be a ghost thief? By whom? What is the purpose? Don't be smart, you don't have a chance to shout. Xu Wen slammed down a series of questions, and the man knew that he could speak up.
"If you don't change your name, you don't change your surname, Zhang Lezi, people give me the nickname Ghost Thief, and the acquaintance quickly let me go?"
"Ghost thief, then do you know who I am, I look so ugly, and dare to pretend to be me, I'm so scared, what should I do, I want to try to cramp and peel you after you can still say this kind of thing, I admire you, but don't worry, I won't let you go, I still have eighteen kinds of martial arts that haven't been used, just go through it all over you, if you have a big life, and haven't seen the king of Hades, I'll make you an adult and drink wine!" Xuwen inadvertently revealed her identity as a ghost thief, and the breath released made people tremble, and Ion Mu stepped forward to hold her hand, and did not speak for a long time.