Gu Dongyu pushed Sun Qiang's face away, and said impatiently, "What are you doing?" ”

Sun Qiang opened Gu Dongyu's hand and said, "It's time to eat." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "I'm not hungry, you go eat first." ”

Sun Qiang glanced at the table and said, "I know that you don't dare to go to the cafeteria, but the food is coming for you." ”

Gu Dongyu glanced at the table, and there was a boxed lunch on it. said, "What time is it?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "Half past eleven." ”

Gu Dongyu asked, "Have you eaten it?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "Eat." ”

Gu Dongyu asked, "Why do you eat so early?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "The little witch got out of class at eleven forty. ”

Gu Dongyu let out a "ha" and asked, "Why are you so afraid of her?" ”

Sun Qiang said angrily: "If you don't eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "You've eaten it and still eaten, aren't you afraid to hold on?" ”

Ji Shijun came in, saw Gu Dongyu and said: "When I was just eating in the cafeteria, I saw Gu Shang eating there alone, and I didn't seem very happy, Xiaoyu, did you provoke her again?" ”

Gu Dongyu said: "How dare I provoke her, she doesn't abuse me for a while, and I don't feel happy." ”

Ji Shijun said: "How can it? I think she's cute. ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Cute?! You think she's cute? You also saw how she made me this morning, and you still think she's cute. Or I'll give her to you and let you experience what it's like. ”

Sun Qiang said: "Why don't you give her to me, although her temper is not very good, she is still very beautiful." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "As long as you think you can, whatever you want." ”

Ji Shijun said: "Actually, I think she is so excessive about the talent she likes. Some women are like this, they are bland to ordinary friends, but they will be enthusiastic about the man they like, but when her enthusiasm is not reciprocated, they will ...... Like you. In fact, if you want to deal with such a woman, it is very simple, you just need to grasp the attitude and strategic method. ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Do you dare to accept her if her temper is changed to you?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "What is unacceptable, you don't want me." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Roll the calf, even if you have a Gu Luo that looks more pleasing to the eye, you can also ask for it." ”

Ji Shijun said: "If I guessed correctly, she had a good impression of you when she was in junior high school, in fact, if you don't like her, you can directly pick out the words, and it is the most uncomfortable to not accept or refuse like you." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Don't talk about this, where are you two going to play tomorrow?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "I don't know yet, do you have anything to do?" ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Why don't you go and sing together?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "Then go to the place where I live, it should be able to satisfy you." ”

Sun Qiang asked, "What do you have in your house?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "What do you want? ”

Sun Qiang said: "Sister." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "Sun Qiang, can you have some interest?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "How much do you want?" ”

Sun Qiang said: "Ha! Is there really one? ”

Ji Shijun said: "Is it necessary for me to lie to you? ”

Sun Qiang said: "Don't want much, just be capable." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "I see that you directly drill into the woman's yin-dao." Xiaojun, don't listen to his nonsense, he has nothing else in his head except for a woman. ”

Ji Shijun said: "It's okay, things that can be solved with money and women are not a thing." ”

Sun Qiang said: "Wow! Xiaojun, why are you suddenly so arrogant? ”

Ji Shijun asked Gu Dongyu: "Xiaoyu, do you have anything you want?" ”

Gu Dongyu said: "I don't have anything I want. ”

Ji Shijun said: "You want to become a god, right? I can find a way to give you a taste of what it's like to be a god in advance. ”

Gu Dongyu's eyes suddenly lit up and asked, "Really?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "It's not really a god, but it can let you feel the feeling of becoming a god with a simulator." ”

Gu Dongyu's eyes dimmed, and he said, "Oh, that's it." ”

Ji Shijun patted Gu Dongyu on the shoulder and said, "Don't be discouraged, I believe you will definitely become a god." ”

Gu Dongyu said "um", came to the table and picked up the lunchbox, opened the lid, and there were two compartments inside, the larger compartment on the left was some yellow food similar to millet, and the right was some vegetables.

Gu Dongyu frowned and said, "How is it Gu Luo meat?" You know I don't eat meat. ”

Sun Qiang said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot for a while. ”

Suddenly the sound of an electronic symphony sounded, Gu Dongyu put down the lunch box, took out a micro terminal (similar to a handheld computer similar to a mobile phone) and looked at it, and some strange characters were displayed on the screen (don't ask me what character it is, it may be words or numbers. I just think that with the development of time, some things at that time will definitely be different from what they are now. Language can't be changed, otherwise the book can't be written, even if I write it, no one can understand it, so only words can be changed). Frowning for a moment, he connected the phone: "Hey, Gu Shang." ”

Gu Shang's voice came from the phone: "Come down, I'm downstairs in your dormitory." ”

Gu Dongyu said, "I'm in the library." As soon as he finished speaking, his whole body suddenly went limp, and he fell on the table. Gu Dongyu hurriedly said: "Don't don't, auntie, I was wrong, I'll go down immediately, I'll go down immediately!" ”

Ji Shijun and Sun Qiang watched from the side, Sun Qiang wiped a cold sweat very exaggeratedly, and said to Ji Shijun: "That little witch is really cute." ”

Ji Shijun said: "Well, it's cute. ”

Sun Qiang said "ha", Gu Dongyu came over and said to Ji Shijun: "She is here, downstairs." ”

Ji Shijun said: "I guessed." ”

Gu Dongyu said with a sad face: "Then you help me find a way, if it goes on like this, she will eat me, the kind that doesn't even have a left." ”

Ji Shijun said: "You confess to her?" ”

Gu Dongyu shouted: "Impossible! ”

……

Downstairs in the dormitory, Gu Shang leaned against the wall and waited for Gu Dongyu to come down, and occasionally a classmate passing by couldn't help but turn his head to take a look.

Gu Dongyu came down to see Gu Shang, squeezed out an ugly smile, and said hello a little embarrassed: "Hi, it's so early." ”

Gu Shang said coldly: "It's not early. ”

The smile on Gu Dongyu's face stiffened, and he suddenly shouted, "Shang." ”

Gu Shang said: "Huh? ”

Gu Dongyu said a little nervously: "I...... I like you. ”

Gu Shang was stunned for a moment, his face quickly turned red, and after about three seconds, he stepped forward and touched Gu Dongyu's head, and whispered to himself: "Could it be that my brain has been ruined by me?" ”

Gu Dongyu hugged Gu Shang and kissed him, Gu Shang's body stiffened, and Gu Dongyu kissed him.

Gu Dongyu was also inexperienced, so he simply kissed for a while, then separated, and said to Gu Shang: "I haven't drunk alcohol, my brain is not bad, and now I can be completely responsible for what I do." ”

Gu Shang reacted after a while, looked at Gu Dongyu, his eyes gradually became heavy again, and said: "I want to become a god, and my future man must also be a god." ”

Gu Dongyu said: "I will become a god." ”

Gu Shang looked at Gu Dongyu's eyes carefully, and after two seconds, he said, "I believe in you." ”

In the dormitory, Sun Qiang asked Ji Shijun: "Do you think he will succeed?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "There is a 90% chance of success. ”

Sun Qiang said: "What is the 10%? ”

Ji Shijun said: "Just like he just said, there won't be even a single left." ”

Sun Qiang let out a "ha", picked up the sensor and put it on his head, and said, "Anyway, these have nothing to do with me, do you want to come together?" ”

Ji Shijun said: "No, I still have homework to do." ”

Sun Qiang said: "Then I'll go." ”

Ji Shijun said: "Go all the way. ”

Sun Qiang said: "Fuck your sister!" "The sensor was activated, and it went into the system.