Chapter 1 Bragging System Activation
"This time, in general, everyone performed well!" Lin Muyang lifted his glasses, glanced at everyone and said, "However, our Fang Wen classmate is still as stable as ever, with a score of 15 in mathematics ......."
Hearing Lin Muyang's words, the students in the classroom burst into laughter, and they all turned their eyes to Fang Wen, who was sitting in the back row.
Ma Ma Pi, Fang Wen looked depressed, can you really blame Brother Wen for this? According to his own measurement, he can score at least more than 80 points in this test paper, although it is not high, but it is not low.
On the day of the exam, as soon as he sat down, he felt the pain of his stomach turning over, the pain of incontinence at any time, he was going to grit his teeth and persevere, but in order to avoid the biggest embarrassment in his life, Fang Wen had to casually tick a few multiple-choice questions, and flashed out, this thing really didn't mean it!
But this kind of thing has never been broken in Fang Wen since he was a child, as if he has had an unlucky aura on his head since he was born, and all kinds of unreasonable and unfortunate things have emerged in endlessly.
Walking on the road with his companions, he saw a dog, and when he passed by, his classmates kicked the dog, who knew that the dog bit Fang Wen on the leg with a backbite, so he asked if there was such a mentally retarded dog, and he couldn't even tell the difference between friend and foe?
During the physical education exam, a group of boys laughed together and watched the girls throw the shot put, who knew that a girl missed, and the 4 kg shot put was like having eyes, and it smashed on his head.
The teacher was frightened when he saw it, and hurriedly asked someone to carry Fang Wen to the infirmary to deal with it, everyone was in a hurry, and when he ran wildly, a strong boy behind him stumbled under his feet, and the whole person smashed on his leg, crushing his leg again.
Finally arrived at the infirmary, the school doctor saw that Fang Wen's head and face were bloody, and he broke his leg again, so he panicked, bandaged it simply, and simply put a splint on his leg to send him to the hospital.
When I entered the hospital, a doctor scolded after a little examination: "This is a good thing that bastard did, what is the matter with the broken right leg and the splint hitting the left leg......"
These things are condensed into a microcosm of his life, and bad luck can almost sum up his life.
To say that although he is not good at studying, he is not bad, he is considered to be in the middle class, but the endless accidents always make him have problems in exams.
After a long time, he basically got used to it, 15 points is basically the upper limit of his test scores, and over time, he has also become a famous scumbag in the third year of Anping No. 2 Middle School.
It's not that I can't do it, brother, it's that life is too fucked!
Lin Muyang shook the test paper and said: "In this exam, Li Nuanyu is still the first, everyone should study more like Li Nuanyu, the college entrance examination will be in more than a month, this is a new starting point in your life...... Of course, I guess this is also the end of Fang Wen's life......"
Your sister! Will Lao Tzu die if he doesn't bury him?
Fang Wen glanced at Lin Muyang a little depressed, this guy looked down on people with low eyes, he never put himself in his eyes, he really wanted to have a chance to slap him in the face, but with his dog-like life, he probably didn't have much chance in this life!
At this moment, a flash of lightning suddenly flashed in his mind, exploding in his entire mind, and then a crisp and pleasant female voice appeared in Fang Wen's mind: "Congratulations to the host for being discovered and ......bound by the strongest braggart system from the high-latitude universe, the Nima Galaxy."
“……”
"What's that? You're saying it again! ”
Fang Wen is a little unsettled!
System: "The strongest braggadocio system in the Nima system!" ”
Fang Wen: "You're here to be funny, don't make trouble, Nima Galaxy, return your dad galaxy, how can you brag about this kind of system!" ”
"The system is bound successfully! The host gets the newbie benefit, the energy detection function! ”
Fang Wen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he was unreasonable, I didn't finish my words, you just secretly bound it successfully, and also tested the energy, why don't you go to heaven, don't you have such a thing?
"I refuse to start, a good young man like me, with a brilliant future, heroic and extraordinary, the future is limitless, I am destined to have a beautiful and brilliant life in the future, I can't ruin myself on bragging!" Fang Wen protested.
"Congratulations to the host for their success in bragging and earning 100 bragging points!"
Fang Wen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, which can be regarded as bragging!
This can only be regarded as an exaggeration!
"What does the host himself look like, doesn't he have a little pressure in his heart? If Qingxiu reluctantly said the past, if you want to say that the heroic is extraordinary, that is bragging, and it depends on the host's own efforts, the future basically has nothing to do with you, the so-called brilliant, the future is unlimited, it is all bragging, but the host just bragged is still relatively low-end, you must know that bragging is also a technology, tangible bragging is the lowest end, invisible bragging, to do you tell the truth, others also think you are bragging, that is the highest state of bragging......"
"Okay, okay, braggadocio and a whole realm......"
Fang Wen surrendered directly, this thing is obviously despising himself constantly!
"Congratulations to the host for getting 100 braggaking points, you can increase the level, whether to improve or not!"
"It's so easy to upgrade?"
This is a little too simple, a bit of a knockoff.
Fang Wen looked at the panel.
"Host: Fang Wen."
"Level: Level 0."
"Bragg points: 100."
Level 0 to level 1 can be upgraded with only 1 point, but upgrading from level 1 backwards requires a huge amount of points.
Fang Wen played with the pen in his hand, although the bragging points required for upgrading are a bit big, but it is also being cleaned up, and he always has to give some sweetness, but how does this routine feel similar to telecom fraud, first give you some sweetness, make your heart move, and then make you lose all your money!
Forget it, I don't want to think so much, anyway, my life won't be worse than before!
"Ascension!" Fang Wen said decisively!
"Congratulations to the host for spending 1 point, evolving to level 1, and opening the system mall ......"
Fang Wen's eyes almost popped out, there were a lot of things in the system mall, everything was available, all kinds of skills, all kinds of black technology were dazzling.
"Is Super Crow's Beak also a black technology?"
"Invincible fart simulator, and this lack of morality?"
"Luohan Stick Simulator...... I'm just going to ......."
Fang Wen read it once, and just had a thought, how painful are the people of this special high-latitude universe, and they make some messy things, all the points required for these things are not high, only ten or twenty points, but the things in the back are a little scary!
"Mecha Maintenance Learns a Million ......"
"Two Million ...... of Genetic Equipment Evolutionary Technology"
"Energy Equipment Evolution Secret 10 Million ......"
This is to make buddies brag until they are old!
Fang Wen was frightened and accidentally clicked on the screen!
"Super Crow's Beak Redemption Successful!"
, Fang Wen was directly depressed, wasting points, fortunately, the "Super Crow's Mouth" belongs to the black technology category, and the points are only 20, if it is the "ability class", then the remaining points will be absolutely cleared!
Fang Wen rubbed his eyes, let's try the energy detection first!
"Energy Detection Activated!"
Fang Wen raised his head and looked at the classmates in the class, everyone exuded a more or less faint aura of energy, which was the normal energy emitted by human beings.
But on the head of the female student bully Li Nuanyu, there is a pale red energy, showing a bookish shape!
No wonder Li Nuanyu can become a scholar, the energy emitted by others has formed books, who should be a scholar if she is not a scholar?
Li Nuanyu is known for her good looks and good studies in the third grade of Anping No. 2 High School, but her character is not very good, and she looks down on people, especially a weak chicken player like Fang Wen, who never takes it seriously.
When she was a freshman in high school, Fang Wen wrote a love letter to her and asked Li Nuanyu to read it in front of the class, and she almost didn't shame Fang Wen to death at that time.
Fang Wen stared at Li Nuanyu in front of him, and suddenly saw Li Nuanyu's buttocks moving, and then a yellow aura came out from behind......
“……”
Nima! Fang Wen almost went crazy, his head slammed on the table, this energy detection is too exaggerated, can you even see people farting?
I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Li Nuanyu, you are such a good-looking girl who loves to learn, and you also fart in class, do you still have a bit of public morality?
Can't you bear it? Can it come out of your mouth or can it give you internal injuries?