Lu Zhoucheng passed the wine and began to criticize himself.

He said he used to be a jerk himself, playing with his feelings, but since he married me, he hasn't gone out and fooled around.

He also said that the little wild cat in the clubhouse was an accident and that he had not called special services at all.

In order to prove his innocence with the little wild cat, Uncle Lu practiced himself, coaxed me to do a bedtime exercise, and then asked me if I believed him when I was too tired to open my eyes.

If I say I don't believe it, I'm afraid I won't want to sleep tonight, so I say I believe it.

Lu Zhoucheng happily kissed me on the face several times, and after being excited, he buried his head in my shoulder again, and his voice was muffled, "Wife, don't ignore me in the future, I don't like it." ”

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.

Who is the first to ignore people!

Lu Zhoucheng has been entangled in this matter, and I closed my eyes to remind him to stop.

"I made more than a dozen calls to you, sent more than 20 WeChat messages, and I also made you a big table of delicious ......"

These words were uttered half-asleep and half-awakened, and when I woke up the next day, I forgot them all.

I closed my eyes and touched my phone, only to see a bunch of messages on the lock screen and a lot of missed calls.

The messages and missed calls all came from the same person, who is now lying next to me, sleeping like a pig.

A dozen missed calls, the same one I called him yesterday, this guy is really boring.

Look at WeChat again, I sent it to him yesterday, and I replied to it all night.

[I didn't mean not to answer your phone, I was so angry yesterday that I threw my phone in the car when I got out of the car and didn't bring it, who made you angry with me? ] 】

[The food in the clubhouse is unpalatable, if I knew that you made so many delicious foods, I would definitely put on my wings and fly back to have dinner with you. 】

[Wife, I ate all the dishes you made, although it was cold, it tasted very good, and my husband liked it very much. 】

[I made you cry yesterday, baby, I'm sorry. 】

[But how can you beat me, a woman who beats her husband is not a good wife, and she is not allowed to hit someone next time, it hurts a ......]

I was a little moved, but when I saw the last one, the atmosphere was all ruined, and I wanted to laugh.

This person can kill people when he is dirty, but once he is gentle, it is difficult to resist.

At a quarter past eight o'clock when Lu Zhoucheng came down, I was serving porridge in the kitchen, and this person stuck to me like a koala, and his arm was around my neck.

"Wife, you don't tell me to get up."

I was too busy serving dinner to pay attention to him, so this man followed him all the way to the restaurant with grievances and complaints.

I had no choice but to face up to his problem, "I have set the alarm clock for you." ”

Lu Zhoucheng was even more dissatisfied, and glared at me with his eyes, "The alarm clock is not you, what I want is for you to call me." ”

For Uncle Lu's vexatious troubles from time to time, I was left with helplessness, "Lu Zhoucheng, I just want you to sleep a little longer." ”

Lu Zhoucheng was not satisfied with this explanation, and the corners of his eyes floated up desperately, "What's the use of having a wife, I already knew that I would marry an alarm clock." ”

I can't help but laugh, this person hasn't woken up yet, and he can even say things like marrying a wife!

I found a man with a young master's illness, what else can I do, Shun Maobei!

I grabbed his arm and said, "Lu Zhoucheng, lower your head a little." ”

"What!"

Lu Zhoucheng was still angry, but when his lips touched his, his angry eyes slowly melted like spring snow, and a pair of crimson cheeks were reflected in his eyes.

"Lu Zhoucheng, good morning!"

"If I call it 'husband', I feel better."

Lu Zhou took advantage of the cheap and behaved, pulled me into his arms domineeringly, and rubbed his big palm on my waist, "Wife, why do you always call me by name and surname, can't you change your name?" ”

I looked away and pretended to be stupid, "What's not a name?" ”

"It's called Chengcheng?"

Thinking of my mother-in-law who put her son first, I shivered with a chill, and I couldn't scream if I was killed.

Lu Zhoucheng probably felt embarrassed for me, so he retreated, "Then it's called Ah Cheng?" ”

His friends call him that, but I've never called him that.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhoucheng was unhappy, trapped me in front of the dining table, and refused to let me go until I screamed.

"You don't scream, don't let me bite you!"

“……”

I opened my mouth under his eager gaze, but after several attempts failed, I had to delay the time, "Or you will let me go back to practice." ”

I've never heard of calling my husband's name and I still have to practice.

Uncle Lu was angry, and he was about to go upstairs with a black face, so I hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't be angry, I'm like this, and I'll call others the same." ”

Lu Zhoucheng recalled carefully, then poked my pill head and said, "You mean, I'm no different from the men before you?" ”

I'm full of black lines, what 'those men', I seem to be too attentive, before I met your old man, I only had Zhao Bin as a man, okay?

"Say, am I the same as them?"

Lu Zhoucheng has a child's temper, if I ignore him, he will find a way to get your attention, even if it makes people angry.

I didn't want him to run out to find the little wild cat again, so I had to coax him and say, "Of course it's different, you are my husband, and we are husband and wife." ”

Lu Zhoucheng glanced down from the corner of his eyes, "That's all?" Then why don't you call me 'Ah Cheng'? Do you think my name doesn't sound good? ”

"Of course not."

I dragged him back to the restaurant and explained heartily, "Didn't I get used to it at first? If that's what you want, then I'll call it from now on. ”

pressed Uncle Lu on the chair and put a piece of sweet potato on his plate, "Eat it!" Ah, yes. ”

The corners of Lu Zhoucheng's mouth were about to fly, and he was obviously happy in his heart, but he still said arrogantly: "I don't eat this, I will fart if I eat it." ”

"It's okay to eat a little."

I glanced at his stomach, "Aren't you sick to your stomach?" Eating this helps with digestion. ”

Lu Zhoucheng took a bite before he reacted, and looked at me dumbfounded, "You woman, are you saying that I am constipated?" ”

“……”

In fact, I'm just worried that he ate too much yesterday and couldn't digest it, as for constipation or something, cough, I can only say that Uncle Lu's imagination is too rich.

When I arrived at the company, I was already about to go to work, and the rest of my life came to report, "Sister-in-law, breakfast." ”

I handed him the insulated bag, and the child blinked excitedly, "Thank you, sister-in-law!" ”

When Yu Sheng left with the breakfast box, Lu Zhoucheng just came out and saw it, and walked to my desk in three or two steps, "You are not allowed to bring him breakfast in the future." ”

I looked at the computer without raising my head, "Don't make trouble, you have a lot of things to do today, I'll sort it out and type it out for you." ”

Lu Zhoucheng left in a huff, and it didn't take long for him to call from the company phone, and he was seriously using his power for personal gain, "Secretary Shen, come in!" ”

I ignored him and sorted out today's itinerary before entering, "Mr. Lu, this is your itinerary today, can you see if there is a problem?" ”

Lu Zhoucheng didn't even look at it and threw it aside, "I can't make him breakfast, don't you hear it." ”

Seeing that he was holding on tightly, I had no choice but to face up to the problem, "Just do a little more in the morning and don't waste time." ”

"Is it a question of delay or not? This is a problem that your husband and I are not happy about. ”

Seeing his angry appearance, I couldn't help but laugh, "Then may I ask my husband Mr. Lu, why are you in a bad mood?" ”

"Do you need to ask about this? Of course, what you cook can only be eaten by me. ”

"I can't finish it."

"If you can't finish eating, throw it away, and don't give it to others."

This is a cautious eye to a certain extent, and even has begun to be psychologically distorted.

I raised my hand and looked at the time, "There is a video conference in fifteen minutes, the conference room is ready, you prepare, I'll call you later." ”

Busy time always flies quickly, when I was about to get off work, Yu Sheng sent a message to ask me to dinner, I was looking down to type, and my phone was taken away.

"Lu Zhoucheng, what are you doing......

When the phone was snatched back, Lu Zhoucheng had already finished chatting with Yu Sheng, and he wanted to hit the wall when he saw the content of their chat.

Yu Sheng: Sister-in-law, what are you going out to eat in a while?

Me: You know what you eat, you know what to eat, I don't know if your sister-in-law is busy?

The rest of your life: You didn't finish your work?

Me: Work fart, she wants to accompany her husband to dinner.

Rest:...... Second brother, you are so naïve!

Me: Get out! Pestering your sister-in-law again, I'll beat you into a retarded mind!

I looked at him with tears and laughter, "Lu Zhoucheng, you are not naïve!" ”

Lu Zhoucheng had an attitude that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, "It's naïve, you bite me?" ”

Afraid that he would disturb the situation for the rest of his life, Lu Zhoucheng pulled me away before he got off work, and used his authority to make mandatory regulations on me, and I will have dinner with him from today onwards.

People like Lu Zhoucheng are born to know how to enjoy, even if it is a roadside stall, it can make him eat the feeling of a Michelin restaurant, I love to watch him eat, it is very pleasing to the eye.

It's just that poor Yu Xiaoliu met such a black-bellied and stingy brother, and his career came to an end.

When I went back, Lu Zhoucheng pulled me to walk slowly, which was called eating.

Seeing that he was rubbing his stomach all the way, I kindly asked him, "Is it uncomfortable?" Do you want me to buy some medicine for you? ”

Lu Zhoucheng didn't understand at first, but when he saw me staring at his stomach, he reacted, and suddenly his head was full of black lines, "Shen Qing, are you still not a woman?" ”

I don't understand, what does it have to do with buying medicine for him and whether I am a woman or not?

"Lu Zhoucheng, it's not a big deal, if you don't feel well, you have to take medicine!"

"You're not feeling well!"

Lu Zhoucheng was angry, and in the face of my innocent expression, he grinded his teeth and roared, "Do you believe it or not?" ”

After speaking, he added uneasily, "Lao Tzu is not constipated!" ”

I winked at him, then winked again, "What constipation, I'm talking about stomach digestion tablets." ”

Lu Zhoucheng: "......"