Going out with such a big doll is really a little too eye-catching. Although there are not many people on the street at night, you can still meet a few night wanderers occasionally.

I went to the stairwell and found a black bag for garbage and put it on the doll, so that no one would know what I was holding.

When I arrived at the Academy, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. It's so late, and there are still many couples in the grove who are not afraid of the dark. A pair of pairs, groping and fiddling in the shadows.

Wei Xuan and I walked inside, and the atmosphere always felt a little weird.

"You're talking about this grove?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Hmm!" Wei Xuan nodded and said, "These ones are really young and vigorous, and they don't feel cold in such a dark place." ”

"Is it cold? I feel hot! "I'm telling the truth.

"If it hadn't been for pouring you a large glass of liquor, you would probably be shivering from the cold now." Wei Xuan said.

"That thing is hiding in the woods, looking at this couple, he won't do something?" I asked.

"Zhou Jia must have made a date in this grove, as did Liu Xiang and Zhang Yuan." Wei Xuan paused and said, "I don't know what secrets are hidden in this grove?" ”

"You mean to say that this place has something to do with the Land Temple of Jiufeng Mountain?" I asked Wei Xu.

"No matter how much it is, it's not a matter of a day or two that this grove becomes a disaster. Let's lure the ghost out first and clean him up. Wei Xu said.

There are so many couples in the woods, so naturally it is not suitable to attract ghosts. Wei Xuan and I found a big rock and sat down, and waited until eleven o'clock before the couples dispersed one after another.

Wei Xuan took the black pocket that the doll was wearing and pasted a talisman on its back.

"Carry her on your back!"

"Which way are you going?" I asked.

"Where it's dark, where it's going." Wei Xuan said.

The doll is very light, and it doesn't feel heavy at all when you carry it. It's just that walking in the woods with a doll on his back at night is as stupid as he is.

I walked for almost twenty minutes, and there was still no movement.

"Is this okay?" I turned around and asked Wei Xu.

"You didn't play enough." Wei Xuan showed a wicked smile on his face, and said, "If you put the doll on the ground, and then make it bigger with it, you will definitely be able to attract that powerful ghost." ”

"Get out!"

I'm a virgin, how could I give this thing my first time?

"It's just a scene, you don't have to take it seriously, you don't even have to take off your pants, you just need to press this doll under you and perfunctory a few times." Wei said humbly.

"As a Taoist priest, can you stop being so perverted?" I was speechless and angry.

"To die for the sake of catching ghosts is to do a great thing. Think more about your greatness, and you won't feel the slightest bit obscene and perverted. "Wei Xu's hippie smile, not a little right.

"Why don't you come if you're so great?" I asked.

"Can you subdue that awesome ghost?" Wei Xuan asked me.

"This is disgusting, can you change it to another way?" I really don't want to crush this doll under me.

"Another way?" Wei Xuan frowned, then pointed to the small pants that the doll was wearing, and said, "If you think what I said just now is not tasteful enough, then kiss it with your mouth." ”

"Get out!" I scolded Wei Xuan and said, "If you don't disgust me, you'll be uncomfortable, won't you?" ”

"In the past two days, you have mentioned to me more than once a woman named Ouyang Chuchu, judging from the expression on your face when you said her name, it is obvious that you like her. If you really can't put it down, just fantasize about it, and think of this thing as if Ouyang Chuchu had just taken it off. ”

Is Wei Xu still a Taoist priest? Is there such a lewd Taoist as him?

I was so disgusted by him that I didn't know what words to use to express my feelings at the moment.

There was the sound of footsteps, coming from behind.

I turned my head to see that it was a boy with glasses and a thin yellow face. The boy walked a little wooden, and his eyes were not bright.

Watching him approach step by step, my heart, somehow, suddenly became scared.

I quickly dropped the doll and hid behind Wei Xu.

The boy didn't seem to see me and Wei Xu, and walked directly to the doll.

What is he doing? He actually lay down and gnawed wildly on the little pants that the doll was wearing, gnawing with relish.

I was stunned by this scene, Wei Xu's guy, as if he was watching a play, and he was still watching it with great interest.

"This can't be Ren Rui, right?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Who else could it be if it wasn't him? Looking at him like this, he should be true love for Zhou Jia! Wei Xuan said.

"The devil is on him?" I asked.

"Hmm!" Wei Xuan nodded in response.

"So what are you still rubbing? The ghosts have been lured out for you, hurry up! I urged.

"The ghost is on Ren Rui's body, if he shoots to disperse his soul, Ren Rui's soul will also be scattered. In that case, Ren Rui will die. Wei Xuan said.

"What then?" I asked.

"We're two big creatures standing on the sidelines, and there's no way that thing doesn't smell us. Knowing that Xiaodao was here, he dared to come out so swaggeringly, he knew it in his heart. ”

Wei Xuan talked for a long time, but there was no useful sentence.

"Can you be more direct, how should it be organized?" I'm in a bit of a hurry.

At this time, Ren Rui had already taken off the small pants worn by the doll.

it! It's not enough to just use his mouth, he still has to come for real!

Although I have seen such a film in a video hall before, but it is the first time that it is live. The most important thing is that the person lying on the ground is not a woman, but a doll.

"Do you think watching this especially satisfies your inner filth and obscenity?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Boring layman!"

Wei Xu actually said that I was boring, and also said that I was a layman?

"No matter how vulgar you are, you're better than a lewd person!" I said.

"Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body; The soul of the four directions, the five internal organs. The green dragon and the white tiger, the team battles are varied; Suzaku Xuanwu, the body of the guard. Haste as a law! "Wei Xu, this guy, didn't greet a single person, and recited the "Purification Mantra" there coldly.

With the spell, Ren Rui's body twitched violently, and I vaguely saw his face with a satisfied smile.

Wei Xu pressed the index finger and middle finger with the big finger of his left hand, and pinched the two positions, that is, the ring finger and the base of the little finger, which is the key to collecting the plague.

With the trick of his left hand, Wei Xu's right hand quickly touched a talisman and slapped Ren Rui's back with a "snap".

Ren Rui's body shook violently and let out a miserable scream of "ah". Then he went limp, and fell to the ground.

"Just kill that terrible ghost?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Kill the fart! Ran. Wei Xuan said with a disappointed face.

"How did you run?" I asked.

"He's on Ren Rui's body, I don't dare to be heavy-handed. I thought that after forcing him out with an exorcism charm, I could catch him, but I didn't know that the guy ran so fast that he disappeared as soon as he slipped away. Wei Xuan said.

"If you can run, the monk can't run the temple, so it's a big deal to lead him again. Judging from the way he just looked, he must be a pervert, the dog can't change eating shit, and we can definitely find another chance. I said.

"What is he going to do?" I pointed to Ren Rui, who was lying on the ground.

"Slap him twice and slap him awake." Wei Xuan said.

"Is that good?" I asked.

"Fan him to save him, and he has to thank you for your great kindness."

How do you feel that with this guy Wei Xu, all the normal truths don't make sense! Slap someone, people have to thank me, what kind of logic is this?

When I was hesitating to fan it, Wei Xuan picked up the little pants next to the doll and threw it to me.

"This thing is useless, the next time you see the aunt in charge, you will return it to her." Wei Xuan said.

"Why should I still do it?" I asked.

"You don't know anything but give me a hand." Wei Xuan glanced at me and said, "If you don't fan it quickly, if you don't fan it again, he will fall asleep." ”

I also have a temper, but I don't have any ruts with this guy Weixu. With anger burning in my heart, I sprinkled all my anger on Ren Rui undisciplinedly, and slapped the big-eared melon seeds in his face.

Ren Rui, whose face was swollen on both sides, slowly opened his eyes.

"Why did you slap me?" He asked, confused.

"Can you wake up without slapping you? I don't know it's a ghost. Wei Xuan said a word to him, and then pointed to the doll next to him and said, "Do you remember the good things you did just now?" ”

"Shouldn't I sleep in my dorm? How did you get here? "People who have been subjected to ghosts really don't know what they have done. Ren Rui's confusion is completely understandable.

"It's good to wake up, what should you do, let's go first."

Wei Xuan didn't say it was fun, he really turned around and left, and the doll didn't want it.

Ren Rui should still be stunned, he is standing in place stunned! Wei Xuan doesn't care about him, so naturally I don't bother to care!

"He's going to be fine, right?" After walking out of the grove, I asked Wei Xu.

"Even if something happens, it's self-inflicted." Wei Xuan looked at me with a smile and asked, "As a physiognomy master, shouldn't you not show him his physiognomy?" ”

Out of professional habit, before slapping Ren Rui, I gave him a rough look.

The brow bone is dry and ridged, and the bridge of the nose is thin. Six relatives of ice carbon, temperament is not usual, and his heart is very poisonous.

Judging from his face, Ren Rui is a person who is not in harmony with the six relatives, has a changeable temperament, and has a vicious heart. Such a person is extremely selfish and can do whatever it takes to achieve his goals.

"Flies don't bite eggs, Zhou Jia can be said to be harmed, but he Ren Rui, no matter what ends up in the end, he deserves it!" Wei Xuan said.

"You mean, we don't care about Ren Rui?" I asked.

"Saving Zhou Jia is to accumulate good deeds, as for Ren Rui, it depends on himself." Wei Xuan pretended to be profound.