Chapter 1 The Fox Worships the Moon
"Take a good look, take a good look, is there something wrong?"
"Don't look at it, there's no problem with color ultrasound, you're pregnant, and the fetus is normal and has been formed..."
Under the strange gaze of the doctor, I clenched my fists and ran to no less than five hospitals, and the result was that I was pregnant.
Men pregnant? What an international joke.
At that time, when I got the results in the first hospital, I thought the doctor was a psychopath, and I slapped people and ran away, and now it seems that I am a big fool!
"Sir, although it is not the first case of a man's pregnancy, it is also rare, and our hospital can take care of all your expenses... As long as..."The middle-aged doctor spat and sprayed straight in my face.
"Get out!"
How can I care about this, I was as confused as if I was entangled in hemp, and tore off the color ultrasound list and stuffed it into the trash. Whoever wants to provoke me at this time must strangle him to death.
My name is Song Kaiming, an ordinary migrant worker. In other words, it's a poor dick, with no more than four deposits, no car, no house, no female ticket, no father, not a demolition household, and a salted fish waiting to die.
I just graduated last month, and I work in an online text company called Tianyun, a hard-working editor. But I can't figure out how a person like me can get pregnant.
There is a process of pregnancy, but I have no warning, let alone a girlfriend, and I have never even touched the hand of the opposite sex.
Just yesterday, I felt a stomachache and took two norfloxacin pills and didn't care anymore, and today the pain is even worse.
I thought I had appendicitis and came to check the color ultrasound.
Outcome... Pregnant... I was pregnant like this, and I was told that the fetus was healthy.
When I slept all night, I slapped myself hard, grinning in pain, and found that the color ultrasound list was next to me.
It was as if I had a nightmare, and when I woke up, I found that the nightmare was real.
"Dog's day noisy labor sleeps. What time is it, do you know what time it is? Grandma's, no rest on weekends! ”
There was a scolding sound on the phone, I was so angry! I can't wait to smash my phone in the face of this beast.
"Ermao, your uncle, something happened to the labor and management!" I roared.
"What? Something went wrong? Don't scare me, you shit, is it an attempted rape or does it make the girl's belly bigger? Why don't I go over now? ”
This turtle grandson, you can't say something good! Am I like that?
"I can't tell you for a while, see you in the old place!" I snapped and hung up the phone.
Ermao's original name was Zhou Yeye, I was small, and I grew up wearing a pair of pants with him.
It's not that I said, a name can take advantage of others.
Because of his name, Zhou Yeye has been beaten a lot since he was a child. This kid relied on my grandfather, saying that my grandfather helped him take the name, and he dragged me into the water and beat us together.
This thing has a father who is a teacher, but he has no talent for reading since he was a child, he dropped out of junior high school, was picked up by his father and smoked with a stick, and later ran to Jiangcheng to work as a mason.
I really don't want to say it, this kid talks nonsense when he sees people, he is very ghostly, and he has started the engineering team in just a few years, and he is more or less a boss.
On the contrary, I'm a bullshit college student, and I haven't achieved anything so far.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Brother covers you! Let's not do it..."
Ermao, this guy is five big and three thick, like an orangutan, wearing sunglasses early in the morning, a big gold necklace around his neck, and a parallel red gold dragon in his hand, a big brother in the underworld! It scared away a lot of the customers in the breakfast shop.
"Master! Uncle, be quiet, I'm afraid you won't make it? "I hurriedly pulled him on the stool, can we not make a mess?
"I'm pregnant!" I leaned over and whispered.
"What? Okay! Which girl did you make her belly bigger? Last time, your mother introduced you to the cuihua of the Li Lao Wu family in the village, and you still can't look down on it, and you have a way to feel yourself? Ermao's eyes lit up.
I grabbed a fritter and stuffed it into his mouth, was it because I couldn't say it clearly or because he had bad ears? Mention the emerald flowers to me! With fat legs and a round waist and big buck teeth, and a pockmarked face, I have to commit a dense phobia when I see it.
My mother also told me that her ass was very good to give birth to, and I thought she wanted to hug her grandson and wanted to go crazy, so she ignored her own son.
Get! Now that his son is pregnant, he has saved his daughter-in-law.
Ermao took two bites of the fritters, took a look at me and picked up the color ultrasound list, the expression was really rich in Nima, and the mouth could be stuffed with two melons, and the fritters almost fell out.
"Fake! This is your color ultrasound list? Are you pregnant? Ermao was surprised.
I smiled bitterly, "It really can't be fake, you said that I am a big man and I am pregnant." ”
"Oh fuck, you explain to your mom that this kid isn't mine." Ermao hurriedly waved his hand.
Me, "........."
"What's going on?" Ermao's two eyes turned around.
My mother asked him to come over and give me ideas, and he asked me what was going on?
"If I knew, why did I come to you and ask you? Usually you have a lot of ghost ideas. Slippery, sue me what to do. You said I didn't have a girlfriend, so I was pregnant with a cub. Also, don't let my mother know about this, my mother has a bad heart and can't stand the stimulation. I leaned back, my eyebrows furrowed.
"Yes, yes! It's too wicked. Ermao Zhengse said, "Or, get a tire?" ”
"Tires?"
I sat up straight and slapped my head. So far, it's a fart!
Beat! Must fight! Isn't it a matter of a few calves when a man gives birth?
"According to me, don't worry. Find a... Sir see? Ermao said mysteriously, the more he said, the more mysterious it became.
I just felt a cold wind blowing behind me, and I grew up in the village, and I had a lot of contact with this thing. My mother didn't often go to fortune telling, and from time to time she came back from the "door", saying that she could keep her safe, but I didn't take it seriously at all. Not a money scam?
I know the gentleman he said, it is those people in the village who "dance big gods".
It's ridiculous to think about it, I'm a college student, an orthodox atheist, who believes this?
"I'll tell you! It's better to believe what you have than what you don't have! Ermao said, "Otherwise, you are a big man, how can you conceive a child, you must have provoked something." ”
"Besides, isn't your grandfather just..."
"Stop, stop, don't talk to me, labor and management believe in science." I immediately waved him off.
Ermao said that this is on it, in fact, I have been shaken, but I still don't believe it.
"I'll go buy a fetal pill first and get the baby out."
"That's okay, brother, tell my brother if you have anything, if you don't have enough money, I'll transfer it to you, your body is important."
This forced finally said a human word, although Zhou Yeye is not in tune, but he is also the closest person to me in Jiangcheng, he is still reliable.
I bought a box of mifepristone tablets at the pharmacy downstairs of the company, but speaking of which, it is weird enough for a big man to take abortion pills.
Go home and face the floor-to-ceiling mirror and lift your clothes. The stomach is flat, and the quad-pack abs are faintly visible. If it weren't for the conclusive evidence, I wouldn't believe I was pregnant!
I put the medicine in my mouth and swallowed it in two or three.
I rolled on the ground in pain, and I was sweating profusely, as if I had been fished out of the water. I'm the only one living in this dilapidated rental house, and no one will find out if I'm going to die.
Vaguely, I seemed to hear the baby's cry, and at that moment my heart was tugging, and I was still a little distressed.
I fainted, but when I woke up again, I realized that I was not in my room, not even in any building, but on top of a wasteland.
The eyes are all withered yellow, a full moon with blood sprinkled dim light, you can see a few dead vines and old trees that have been dead for an unknown number of years, as well as broken tombstones and earthen bags, and faintly hear a whistling.
I'm sure this is a cemetery, an abandoned cemetery. I don't have the heart to find out how I got to the graveyard, but how to get out of it.
The cemetery, this is the cemetery, the place where the dead are buried.
I was full of liver and gall, my hairs stood on end, I ran with my legs, I ran with my life, and there was a sound of branches being crushed and snapping on the soles of my feet, and cold sweat had soaked my whole body, this was not a dream, it was all true, I was in an unknown cemetery.
"Ga~"
"Oh!"
At the crow's cry, I was knocked to the ground by something, and I fell to the ground with, covered in the dirt that smelled of rotting corpses, and the smell made me sick.
I didn't get up, but turned around and sat on the ground, and before I could catch my breath, I kicked out in a panic, and it was actually a human head and a skeleton, and I didn't stop until I rolled away.
Graveyards, skeletons, crows, blood moons.
I've come somewhere, and there seems to be no end to it. The dead trees in front of me were not far away, but I couldn't get close.
I remembered the rumors in the village that ghosts hit the wall, isn't that it? Thinking about those seeping rumors, I almost despair.
First she was pregnant, then she fainted and came to the cemetery, and then the ghost hit the wall.
I'll go to your uncle's, isn't this unlucky?
What's going on, let's get away with it! If I can't get out, I'll have to cry to death.
Suddenly, there was a strange noise in the dead grass around me.
"Who?" I exclaimed, the slightest hint of wind and grass could make me nervous.
A fluffy guy poked his head out, his small ears twitched, and it was a white fox. It swaggered past me, with graceful steps. Behind him were seven yellow foxes, also swaggering, and they didn't seem to take me seriously.
The next moment, my heart suddenly rose to my throat.
Kneel, these foxes actually knelt down to the moon.
The leading white fox lies on the ground, leans forward, straightens the two hind legs, then retreats the body, and then straightens the two front legs, and throws his body to the ground. Seven yellow foxes lined up behind it, doing the same thing.
The fox worships the moon, God! It's the fox worshipping the moon.
I suddenly felt a chill on my back, cold sweat broke out again, and I didn't dare to move. It's too evil, this place is too evil.
After the foxes bowed to the blood moon three times, a group of foxes turned around and almost scared my soul out.
I panicked at the humane gaze of the white foxes, and I didn't doubt that they couldn't kill me, and when I was thinking about whether to escape, the eight foxes actually bowed down to me in unison, and then scattered in a hurry.
I almost collapsed and breathed a sigh of relief, but I still couldn't figure out what their last bow meant.
"Get out of here, I'm going to get out of here." I muttered to myself in a daze at the Blood Moon.
Then a broken tombstone in front of me suddenly fell to the ground, and my heart trembled, and I twisted my head mechanically. It was found to be a swarm of mice, a swarm of mice larger than a cat.
The small, round eyes burst out with that unusually bright blood-colored light, and my scalp tingled at the sight.