Chapter 17: Xia Zigui
Seeing that I was squeezing my eyebrows at him, Ermao was unusually twisting and grinning, completely losing his usual atmosphere and informality.
"Tell me, how did you meet?" I sat down on his couch and said.
Ermao also sat down, "I am also destined for Zigui." ”
I didn't have anything to do with him, Ermao told me about it, and told me everything carefully.
He had a dinner three days ago, and it was twelve o'clock when he came home. Then I inadvertently saw a girl sitting by the river. Ermao's brain was big, and he thought that the girl couldn't think of jumping into the river, so he hurriedly ran over to stop it.
He also threw people down by the river and made a big fuss. Ermao was embarrassed at the time, and even said sorry. The girl smiled and said that it was okay, and Ermao found that there was a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance in front of her, and she was even more panicked.
When I heard him say this, I felt embarrassed. The follow-up scene was even more bloody, and I couldn't bear to look at it directly.
That night, the two sat by the river and had a long talk. The girl told Ermao that she quarreled with her family and then slipped out to relax, but she didn't expect this to happen, and said that Ermao was a good person.
In short, how to say it!
The two talked happily, exchanged names and contact information with each other, and finally said goodbye, and seemed to have a good impression of each other. Since that night, Ermao has been haunted by people, and will always find an excuse to go to the place where they met.
The next night, Ermao found that the girl was still there, but he was very happy. Especially when the girl told him that she was waiting for him, she almost jumped into the river without excitement.
I could see the frenzy and joy in his eyes when he told me, let alone at the time.
"Huh! Out of breath! I replied to him lightly.
Ermao didn't care, took a deep breath, and clenched his fists, "Yesterday, just yesterday, Zigui promised to be me... Be my girlfriend too. ”
I frowned when I heard it, three days, and it would only take three days to be full. Ermao, don't look at him vulgar, he is actually a meticulous person, otherwise he would not have prospered in Jiangcheng with his primary school culture.
"Open-minded, do you believe in love at first sight? I believed! Zigui and I fell in love at first sight. Ermao said excitedly.
And I behaved very indifferently, in this matter, I always felt that there was a little strange atmosphere, as if there was something greasy. But I was quickly relieved, maybe I was nervous and too sensitive during this time.
It's a good thing that a brother has found a girlfriend, and a good thing should be happy, instead of tearing down his stage.
"Look at you like this, your little girlfriend will come over today?" I asked.
Ermao rubbed his hands nervously, "I'm... Didn't I tell you to come and have a look? I haven't told my mom about it yet, and you know, my mom likes you the most on weekdays, and my brother is counting on you to say good things. ”
"Hey! It's very thoughtful! Who pulled back the things you recognized on Tuesday? We've got a favor. "I patted my chest and packed the ticket.
Now that Duxing is in free love, no matter how much he about it, he can't control Ermao who is in Jiangcheng. I'm just going to take a formality, and I'm putting other scruples on hold for the time being.
Although Ermao has saved some money, he is not a rich and wealthy person, let alone a mortal enmity with others, and he is not qualified to be deceived by others. If Ermao didn't tell a lie, according to his description, that girl is a good girl.
It is said that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy a marriage, and this good person belongs to me. And Ermao's heart is on other people's bodies, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to take it down.
"Ding-dong! Ding dong! Ding dong! ”
When the doorbell rang, Ermao jumped up from the sofa and ran to open the door with a roar. I also got up from the couch, although I am a bit of a tiger, but I know a little bit about etiquette. Everyone is the same age, what is it like to sit and greet each other?
"Huh! There you are! Ermao whispered softly, I saw it for the first time, and he couldn't help scratching his head with his hands to hide his nervousness.
"Hmmm! Do you have a guest in your house? ”
Before anyone sees it, the sound comes first. Crisp to the ear, tactful listening, not to say comparable to orioles, is definitely a good benefit of voice control.
"Baba..."The call of the unicorn shocked me, when did this bear child become so reckless?
I immediately made a gesture of silence, and now I can't let Ermao know about the existence of the unicorn.
"Hello, I'm his hair small..."I took the lead in stepping forward, no matter how I said it, I can't let my sister introduce herself!
But the moment I suddenly looked up, my pupils shrank, and I was stunned!
Ermao stabbed me with his elbow in displeasure, and then I reacted, staring at the one in front of me... Woman, "Song Kaiming, it's nice to meet you." ”
"Song Kaiming! Very nice name! The woman smiled gently, fiddling with a harmless look of humans and animals.
I gritted my alveolar bone and tried to control my emotions, "Zigui, you're not bad either." ”
Even if Ermao's nerves are big, he also realized that the atmosphere was wrong, and gently pulled Zigui to his side, "Ahem!" Enlightened, let me officially introduce you again, your sister-in-law, Xia Zigui. ”
Compared to Xia Zigui's meekness, I prefer to write my inner emotions on my face, although this is inferior, but I am angry and annoyed, and I can't care about it so much.
said mercilessly, "Xia Zigui? What a good name, the blind is almost the same! ”
"Why did you take gunpowder?" Ermao stepped forward, his anger no longer restrained, and it seemed that if I said one more thing, he would hit me with his fist.
Xia Zigui grabbed Ermao to death, "Forget it... Enlightenment is also an unintentional mistake. ”
Looking at Ermao's posture, my heart trembled, he had never been so fierce to me. Since I was a child, Ermao has been like my own brother, defending me everywhere, but now he is murdering me for a woman I have just met for three days, and even wants to beat me.
The banter that crossed the corner of Xia Zigui's mouth was more like a sharp knife piercing my heart, and blood flowed.
I really want to tell Tuesday Mao, this idiot, that labor and management did not eat gun powder. But he didn't want to see him jump into the fire pit, even if the woman he brought back was a beggar, a madman, or even a prostitute, it was better than the summer return in front of him.
Even if it's Teddy every day on Tuesday, I don't bother to care. But if the object of the day is a female ghost, or a female ghost who has an enmity with me, this is absolutely impossible!
"Humph!" I sat down, not wanting to argue any more.
Why this female ghost is looking for Zhou Yeye, you can guess with your ass. It can be said that it is Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knows it. Jiangcheng has a population of tens of millions, why only look for Zhou Yeye?
That's right, it must be because of me. I'm not afraid that she will come to me for revenge, I'm afraid that someone else will be involved. Seriously, I'm angry, but it's more fearful.
"I said, you kid, what's going on today?" Ermao may have felt guilty because of the impulse just now, and his words softened, "You and Zigui know each other?" ”
"I don't know!" I replied immediately.
I'm not a fool, how should I explain to Ermao after I get acquainted? This thing is just a tendon, and ten cows can't pull it back.
What if I tell Ermao that his girlfriend is a ghost? Can he trust what I say now? I have long been fascinated by female ghosts.
"Don't recognize?" Ermao's brows furrowed and wrinkled, but he didn't ask in detail, "Zigui is also my girlfriend, give my brother some face, don't make a fuss." ”
"Zigui, enlightened is not usually like this, it may be that you have encountered some troubles."
I didn't want to make it difficult for Ermao, so I tried my best to suppress my anger. This matter has to be considered in the long run, and it is best to secretly do the female ghost to prevent future troubles.
"Be enlightened, or you apologize to Zigui."
I turned my head and squeezed out a smile, "I'm sorry, I was impulsive." ”
Xia Zigui waved his hand, "It's out of the way!" ”
I snorted in my heart, sooner or later I had to expose the true face of this.
Ermao smiled and made a round, "Hey! That's right! The two of you will talk, and I'll make some side dishes. Enlightened and others will accompany me to drink some! ”
Then he realized that Xia Zi was by his side, a little restrained, stretched out a finger, and asked, "Today, buddy is here, I'll drink... Just drink a little bit..."
Xia Zigui hid his face and smiled, "Okay! I'm not going to spoil you. But don't drink too much! ”
"Huh! Whatever the daughter-in-law says, it is. Ermao turned around.
Xia Zigui's pretended to be virtuous and won Ermao's heart, but I didn't expect this female ghost's acting skills to be first-class! In this way, it is more and more difficult to make Ermao change his mind.
"Why are you here?" I said coldly.
Xia Zigui sat down opposite me, poured himself a glass of water, and hooked the corners of his mouth, "That's thanks to you!" If you hadn't left my blood on him, I wouldn't have found him. ”
As soon as the words fell, I glared at Xia Zigui angrily, and my eyes were almost spewing fire, so I hurt Ermao? Look at Xia Zigui's calm and calm, angry, eager to tear her delicate face apart.
"Isn't it uncomfortable to see yourself grow like this? He didn't mention you to me a lot, you have a good relationship! Xia Zigui said.
I couldn't bear it anymore, stood up and slammed it on the table, and thought that Ermao was in the kitchen, so I suppressed the roar alive.
"What's going on?" Ermao's head escaped.
Xia Zi returned, "It's nothing, it's just that the phone fell to the ground, and Kaiming is about to pick it up for me." ”
Ermao said softly, "Why are you so careless?" Did you break it? It's not in the way if it's broken.,I'll buy you a new one.,Always use that broken rice phone.,It's stuck and slow and hot and dead.,I've already let you change it.,The Apple machine that came out recently is good.,Change it another day.。 ”
Xia Zigui snorted, "So much nonsense, go cook." ”
"Huh! Huh! I'll go now. Ermao obediently retracted his head.
Seeing this scene, my whole person was not good, not to mention bad, and I almost exploded on the spot. It's not because I was fed dog food, but Ermao's attention to Xia Zigui is beyond my imagination.
"I have to say, you're really considerate of your little hair, I'm a little tempted." Xia Zigui wrapped his hand around his hair and sneered, this woman is obviously disgusting me.