033 My support elves can't be so black-bellied and poisonous
The third is sent to beg for support!
……
When Tang Cheng opened his eyes, he found himself lying in a familiar room, with a familiar bed, a familiar ceiling, a familiar smell, and a familiar poster of Teacher Cang's nakedness...... Nima, isn't this your room?
And there is nothing abnormal in his body, even the severed left hand has returned.
Tang Cheng sat up, pinched his chin and muttered, "It's weird, is it just a dream?" If it's a dream, it's too real, right? ”
"It's not a dream, everything you've experienced is real. After you complete the main quest of the Starter Dungeon World Realm, you will be teleported back to the reincarnation space, while your injuries will be completely repaired. In addition, because you are coming to the reincarnation space for the first time, the housing allocated to you is also built according to the scene you are most familiar with and at ease, of course, you have the right to renovate it for free, and there is no limit to the number of times. A cold voice said suddenly.
Tang Cheng immediately looked towards the sound, but he didn't see a second person in his room, and it wasn't until a long time later that he noticed that on the sheet opposite him, there was a small figure almost thirty centimeters tall, looking like a figure.
This villain is a woman, although she is only about thirty centimeters tall, but her face is beautiful, even compared to those beautiful girls in the second dimension, she has black soft hair that is long above her waist and knees, and even the dress on her body is pure black gothic style...... The only fly in the ointment is that there is no expression on her face, giving people a cold mechanical feeling, in short, it should belong to the type of three-no girl.
In short, if you zoom her to a normal proportion, she is definitely the kind of big beauty who brings disaster to the country and the people.
But Tang Cheng was not shocked by her beauty, and after looking at it for a few seconds, he suddenly stroked his forehead with his hand, and said with a painful face: "It's really bad, I actually saw such an illusion, this should only exist in the fantasy of the late middle two teenagers, is it possible that I also have the second middle school disease...... Damn, my unicorn arm is aching! ”
"I'm not hallucinating, I'm a real data representation." The figure beauty said expressionlessly, and then added, "Through the test, the middle and second diseases you mentioned mainly have the following characteristics, one: it's not my fault, it's the fault of the world; Two: I am special, different from you; Three: Only I have true wisdom...... Judging from the above characteristics, you are not a patient with advanced secondary disease, but a patient with incorrigible secondary disease, and it is recommended to give up treatment. ”
"In addition, after testing, your arm is just a normal person's arm, and it is not attached to the Qilin bloodline."
"......" Tang Cheng was silent.
Then, after half a minute of tidying up, Tang Chengcai finally spoke: "Although I don't know how Lu Dao did it, I seem to understand what is going on, but for the sake of insurance, let's start from the beginning, first ...... What are you? ”
"I am one of the group data of the reincarnation space, created by the central system, as a way to help the challenger understand the information of the reincarnation world, and it is also the only channel to connect the challenger with the central system of the reincarnation world, you can call me an auxiliary elf."
"Is the reincarnation realm different from the reincarnation space?"
"Yes, the reincarnation space is a fixed space for challengers to rest and communicate, of course, in addition to various functions such as enhanced exchange, but similar functions need to be connected to the central system to carry out, so the auxiliary elf is an indispensable existence. The reincarnation realm is the collective name of the reincarnation space and the replica realm. ”
"If you need to exchange boosts, I can connect to the central system for you right away......"
"Wait, the jump is too big." Tang Cheng waved his hand to interrupt her words, "I still don't know anything about this reincarnation space, let's put aside the enhancement or something for the time being, this is not in a hurry, what I'm more curious about now is that since you are just a set of data, why would you appear in front of me like this?" ”
The assistant elf replied, "Making data appear on a physical level is one of the simplest abilities in the reincarnation space, but as for my image, it is generated based on the most ideal and favorite image in the mind of the challenger. ”
"The ideal image?" Tang Cheng frowned, "That's not right, although the black straight beauty is indeed my favorite type, and your face and boobs are also very in line with my aesthetics, you can give 32 likes in this regard, but for your body type...... I can only give a bad review. ”
Tang Cheng looked at this body that was only thirty centimeters and shook his head regretfully.
"The body shape of the auxiliary elves is fixed, and each challenger's auxiliary elves are thirty centimeters tall humanoid."
"That's too bad, isn't it?" Tang Cheng was unhappy, "It's not that I said that you have a central system, since you have created the most ideal image in the heart of the challenger, but you have to shrink so much, you can only look at it and not touch it, this mentality is really unacceptable...... While people of integrity like me don't care about this at all, other challengers who want to be dissatisfied......"
"You can touch it."
"Huh?" Tang Cheng was stunned for a moment, "Can you touch it?" ”
"Hmm."
"Then if I touched you, will you hit me?"
"The support elf has no attack ability, and at the same time, it will not be injured and die, only when the challenger dies, its support elf data will disappear from the central system."
"Oh, then I'm relieved." As he spoke, Tang Cheng grabbed the figurine-figure beauty in front of him, and then put it on the palm of his hand, while his other hand stretched out his fingers and gently rubbed them on her face, "The skin is quite smooth, not bad." ”
Under Tang Cheng's teasing, the auxiliary elf was still expressionless, and he didn't even blink his eyes.
Is it really three nothings? Or is there no such thing as a relationship? While it's okay to say it's a set of data, it's a bit too boring.
Immediately, Tang Cheng's left hand was gently raised towards the elf, and his right hand lifted the black skirt of the auxiliary elf...... For a man who dares to lick even his underwear, such a thing as lifting a skirt is really pediatric.
But what he saw next disappointed him, and he saw a holy light that almost brightened his eyes.
"How can there be holy light?"
"When your thoughts or behaviors are suspicious of obscenity, my body automatically shields the physical plane."
"So that means I can't touch it if I touch it?"
"Yes."
"It's like this." Tang Cheng suddenly felt much more bored, "Okay, let's get back to the topic." Earlier, you said that my body has been completely repaired, what happened? ”
The auxiliary spirit replied: "Every time the challenger returns to the reincarnation space from the dungeon realm, the reincarnation space will take the lead in repairing his body, of course, this procedure is actually completed by our auxiliary elves, no matter how many injuries he has suffered before, as long as he is still alive, the repaired body will return to its peak state." ”
"I see." Tang Cheng suddenly realized.
He turned on the supergod mode many times in Resident Evil, and twice brought the cells of his body to the brink of collapse, although Jinkra was able to treat his injuries, but the deeper damage could not be eliminated, the necrotic cells would follow him for a lifetime, and with the medical level of the real world, it was absolutely impossible to repair, but now he felt that everything was normal.
"This repair is so powerful, you need to survive, right?"
"Yes, but the body repair that returns to the reincarnation space from the novice dungeon is free, and then survival points will be deducted according to the severity of the injury, and the more serious the injury, the more survival points will be deducted."
"Understood, so let's renovate this room next, isn't it okay to renovate it any way?" Tang Cheng said that he had already stepped out of bed.
"Yes."
"Okay." Tang Cheng nodded, and then said, "The general layout doesn't need to be changed, anyway, I'm used to this room, you just need to help me replace all the posters on the wall...... Well, can you change the left wall with a clothing wallpaper that is magnified to normal human proportions in your appearance, and the wall on the right is replaced with a nude wallpaper with your normal human proportions? ”
The assistant elf hesitated for three seconds, then finally nodded.
So, ten minutes later, under Tang Cheng's careful guidance, this room was already covered with wallpapers of this black long straight beautiful girl, naked, dressed in black gothic costumes, posing in various seductive poses, everything.
Tang Cheng watched these wallpapers with great satisfaction, this was the most comfortable thing he had since he came to the reincarnation space.
And after doing this, Tang Cheng put the auxiliary elf on his shoulder and went out.
Opening the door, there was an extremely long corridor outside, and there were countless rooms on the left and right sides and opposite, Tang Cheng found the number 9527 on his room, but his two neighbors were not 9526 and 9528, but 9013 and 9832.
Tang Cheng didn't think much about this, but just asked, "How should we get to the square?" ”
Before this, Tang Cheng had heard from the auxiliary elves that there was a huge square in the reincarnation space, which was a place for challengers to communicate and buy and sell equipment and props, similar to the trading market in the game. Moreover, in the reincarnation space, except for the dueling room and the training room, other places cannot start battles, so for people like Tang Cheng who have just entered the reincarnation world and still know a little about it, the square is a very meaningful place.
If you're lucky, you'll find out a lot of information and the experience of veteran challengers.
"Teleport."
The auxiliary elf said two words calmly, and the next moment, Tang Chengcheng found that he was already in a huge circular square, surrounded by all kinds of people, and he didn't pay the slightest attention to his sudden appearance, obviously he was used to it.
"Don't they go out with support elves?" Tang Cheng couldn't help but ask strangely when he saw that these people were not following the auxiliary elves like him.
"Under normal circumstances, in the reincarnation space, the challenger and the auxiliary elf will not be separated, but the challenger's auxiliary elf can only be seen by himself, and other people and even other auxiliary elves cannot be seen."
"It turns out that there is such a setting, no wonder." Tang Cheng suddenly realized, "But then again, this kind of setting is quite exciting for some people with special hobbies." ”
Finding that the auxiliary elves were looking at him, Tang Cheng immediately explained seriously: "You think, there are so many challengers, not all of them can be as upright as me, and they will let you auxiliary elves sit on their shoulders, there must be some undisciplined guys, even against the auxiliary elves, and these people may put the auxiliary elves in their crotch in order to pursue excitement...... You see, the extremely obscene man twenty meters away, he actually walked with his stomach covered, I bet five cents, his auxiliary elf must be in his crotch, it's really perverted! ”
After Tang Cheng finished speaking, he waited for three seconds and didn't hear a reply from the auxiliary elf, and couldn't help but wonder: "Why don't you speak?" ”
"I'm in the process of requesting a central system to block some of your words."
"Oh, and the result?"
"The central system told me to be more tolerant of patients with secondary two diseases and mental illnesses."
Tang Cheng suddenly frowned, "No, how can you discriminate against normal people?" They also have human rights! Also, you're not actually a three-no, but a black belly and a poisonous tongue, right? ”
“…… You know so much. ”