482 Control people's hearts and advance by retreating

"How? Is it still to your liking? Miss. At this moment, Tang Cheng, who had already turned into a black butler, held a tray in his left hand and a napkin on his right arm, standing straight on the side of the table like a statue, and then waited for Remilia to eat a few bites before he asked respectfully.

Of course, the question itself is superfluous, and anyone who sees Remilia's expression at this time can know that she is extremely satisfied with these foods, and ...... Regardless of anything else, in terms of cooking skills alone, Tang Cheng, who is the first person in the contemporary dark world, has absolute confidence in himself.

"It's just too ......" As soon as Remilia heard his words, she instinctively wanted to say something too delicious, but before the words came out, she seemed to remember that her attribute was tsundere, and she shouldn't be so frank, so she turned her face and pouted, and said casually, "Well, barely, although it can't make me completely satisfied, but a pervert like you can achieve this level of cooking, which is also very remarkable, and I will give you a compliment." ”

After speaking, the tsundere eldest lady quickly picked up a spoonful of blood-red soup from the plate, stuffed it into her mouth, and then showed a happy expression.

"Thank you for your evaluation, it is my lifelong honor to be praised by you, Miss." Tang Cheng said with a smile.

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach...... Although the original sentence of this sentence is reversed, because women like to say the opposite, it is of course no problem to use this sentence in reverse, and looking at Remilia at this moment, Tang Cheng knew that it was not far off for him to capture her heart.

Therefore, it won't be long before he can be promoted and raised, become a head chef, serve as a buyer, conquer the eldest lady, and walk to the top of the Red Devils, thinking about it is still a little exciting.

On the other hand, Sakuya faintly felt a hint of crisis.

"That's right. Miss, about the previous topic, ......" Then, Tang Cheng said again, "Can you tell me in detail about the black spots of the shameless and incorrect stinky women who are enemies of the eldest lady in Gensokyo?" ”

Remilia tilted her head, a little surprised, "You can scold them three times with one sentence, it's amazing!" ”

Tang Cheng said modestly: "This is because there is a young lady by the side, so that I can export Chengzhang." ”

Is it an export into a dirty one...... Sakiya secretly slandered herself.

Remilia nodded, "Although you're right. But why do you ask this? Their black spots have only been discovered after a lot of hard work, and I don't tell them to ordinary people. ”

"To be able to defeat them in the future, of course." Tang Cheng smiled knowingly, "Since ancient times, the power of language is endless, in ancient times, Zhuge Wuhou scolded Wang Lang to death before the battle, and now there is Aunt Shangtiao's mouth cannon to collect the harem of friends." It can be seen that as long as the power of language is mastered, the obstacle of a qiΔ“ will be a paper tiger. And Miss, you have mastered the black spots of the heads of all parties in Gensokyo, as long as you use it a little. It can be turned into a sharp knife that pierces them in the heart, allowing us to take down the enemy's fortress without a single soldier...... is still Brother Liang, when Cao Cao fell to the city. With only two words, he wiped out Cao Cao's and Jiang Gan's 50,000 troops each. ”

"Ah, I know this allusion!" Remilia's eyes lit up and she said loudly. "At that time, Zhuge Liang said to Jiang Gan, 'Dry, how is your mother?' He said yes, and his army fell. When Cao Cao saw it, he laughed at him for giving him a broken name. As a result, Zhuge Liang said again, 'Fuck, how is your mother?' Cao Cao's army also fell...... The profound meaning and profound meaning of this allusion are really evocative, and fully illustrate the importance of choosing a good name. ”

Tang Cheng nodded in agreement, "The eldest lady is reasonable, and I have repeatedly recalled this allusion, for this reason, I also gave myself the stage name of Cheng Aotian, the so-called Aotian Aotian, since he was arrogant for nine days, there are no black spots at all." ”

Allusion to your sister, that's clearly a joke!

Next to her, Sakuya's head was full of black lines, and she suddenly couldn't understand Tang Cheng's thinking circuit, although she didn't know much about it originally, but looking at the way Remilia and Tang Cheng talked happily, didn't she understand the eldest lady's thinking circuit?

"So, you asked them about the black spots, and you also wanted to emulate this allusion?" Remilia asked immediately when she heard the strings.

"The eldest lady is really smart, and she draws inferences from one another, and I admire it very much." Tang Cheng clenched his fists and laughed, patting his ass without showing his feet at all, and Remilia immediately smiled when she heard it.

This kind of fart, which is not gorgeous but kneeling on the real horse, is much more useful than the fart that falls into the sky.

"Miss, please think about it carefully, if when our side goes to war with the Millennium Group, let our 100,000 troops shout in unison, 'Yakumo Zi, you dead old woman!' , Even if you don't get angry with Yakumo Zi, you can make the thousand-year-old group lose their hearts, and then our side will rush up and kill it in one go, which is enough to completely destroy the thousand-year-old group! Tang Cheng said confidently.

"Brilliant plan!" Remilia instinctively slapped the table, "Why didn't I think of such a brilliant plan?" ”

"Miss's words are wrong." Tang Cheng shook his head with a smile, "Although this kind of trick is clever, it can't highlight a person's wisdom, at best, it's just a small skill of carving insects, and the real great wisdom is to be able to take all the smart people under his command, control their hearts, and play with applause, just like you, Miss...... The so-called laborers govern people, laborers govern people, I will only be a little clever Now as the eldest lady your pet, the eldest lady, you are obviously the laborer of the people, but the real great wisdom of the people, this kind of cleverness is naturally disdainful. ”

"Well...... You have a very reasonable point, if I have to think about everything, there is no need for military advisors to save zΓ i, but...... Try to be humble. Although Tang Cheng's sycophants were seamless, Remilia still felt a little blushing, and of course, it was also very useful.

After all, she was originally the superior who governed people.

No, the eldest lady was completely toyed with by him...... On the side, Sakuya already had an ominous premonition, from her perspective as a bystander, Tang Cheng was invading Remilia's inner defense step by step, quickly getting closer to her, and gradually began to gain favor and trust.

Intuition told her that she must not trust Tang Cheng too much, although this person's combat power is almost negligible, but since ancient times, if Tang Cheng is really infiltrated into the upper echelons of the Red Devil Pavilion, its hidden dangers can be big or small.

Of course, Sakiya was in a hurry, but she didn't attach it to the action...... On the one hand, Remilia is on the rise at the moment, and if she interrupts the topic by herself, it will inevitably cause the eldest lady to be unhappy, and on the other hand, whether Tang Cheng really harbors evil intentions also needs to be further observed.

"So, first of all, let's talk about Yakumo Purple, this woman is undoubtedly the most shameless in Gensokyo, she said she was seventeen years old ten years ago, and now she says that she is seventeen years old, I haven't seen her so shameless in more than five hundred years of life. There is also the owner of the Earth Spirit Palace, Gu Ming Dijue, who obviously can't even beat his own sister, and even has the face to be the master of a hall, it's just shameless, and ......"

"Miss, please wait a moment, let me write it down first." Remilia was talking excitedly, but Tang Cheng suddenly interrupted.

Normally, being interrupted is also one of the things that Remilia hates, but at this moment she nodded very generously, without the slightest look of displeasure on her face, until Tang Cheng took out the pen and paper and began to record a little bit, she continued.

About half an hour later, Remilia was talking while eating, and at the same time discussing with Tang Cheng that almost all the characters with heads and faces in Gensokyo were blackened, and Tang Cheng recorded them as a matter of course, which made Remilia very happy.

However, what excites and delights Remilia the most is not the black spots that record other people, but the discussion itself, because in her opinion, this conversation between her and Tang Cheng is completely a military meeting. In the past, when the Red Devil Pavilion discussed military meetings, although she also participated in every time and had the highest decision-making power, she often did not have the right to discuss. Although she is the head of the Red Devil Pavilion, everyone often treats her as a soy sauce when it comes to deliberations.

And now she has become the core of the discussion, every word she says has been recorded by Tang Cheng carefully and strictly, and those few pieces of paper that record the black history of the people in Gensokyo are more valuable than anything else in her opinion.

"Alas, it's a shame for a smart man like you to be a pet, why don't you be my chief of staff?" Then, Remilia sighed and said to Tang Cheng.

"Miss, this must not be!"

Remilia's words had just finished speaking, and before Tang Cheng could answer, Sakiya had already loudly dissuaded, "Miss, Tang Cheng...... Although he does have some intelligence, he is still too far away from being a staff officer of the Red Devil Pavilion, and there is no room for men to participate in military affairs, which is not in line with the rules of Gensokyo, please take back the eldest lady! ”

I see, that's what this guy is for...... At this moment, Sakuya's heart is already abrupt, through guΓ² cuisine and catering to Remilia's sexual characteristics to win the favor of the eldest lady, and then show some military talents, so as to enter the military high-level of the Red Devil Pavilion.

At this time, Sakuya somewhat regretted it, and had already guessed that Tang Cheng had bad intentions, why didn't he stop it earlier? No, since Xianglintang bought him back, I'm afraid he has already embarked on the wrong path, and is it too late now? With the eldest lady's insistence, if she really wants to appoint Tang Cheng, she has no choice.

Sure enough, hearing this, Remilia immediately frowned.

"Miss, please take back the TiyΓ¬." At this moment, Tang Cheng suddenly spoke, and said, "The eldest lady's kindness is understood, but I don't have much military talent, and I really don't dare to climb the post of staff officer, and ...... For me, it is already a very happy thing to be able to serve the eldest lady and cook three meals a day for you, so please take care of your life. ”

Huh?!

Sakiya's eyes widened suddenly.

This...... Am I mistaken?

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Started to restore fΓΉ update.,But there's been no code word for a while.,It doesn't seem to have entered the state yet.,You need to adjust it slowly.,So I'm afraid the speed can't be fast.,This chapter took six hours.。 (To be continued......)