The little bird smiled as he watched Richie walk back, and when she sat down, he whistled, "What? Enlightened? ”

"Say, what are we going to do next?" Li Qi was too lazy to look at her, and he didn't have to look out the window, so he had to stare at the aisle with Erlang's legs crossed, looking indescribably awkward.

"Simple." The little bird curled the corners of the demonic beak, "Kidnapping." ”

Hearing these two words, He Zhiyu, who had just come over, was so frightened that he fell to the table, and soup was poured on the instant noodles on the table......

"Or steal the bank!" The bird thought quite simply, and it didn't seem to be difficult for her.

"You're in?" He asked solemnly.

Li Qi stared at him as if he was in a daze, "Are you serious?" Family...... Although the joke is a little inferior, it's a joke, so there's no need to take it seriously, right? ”

After speaking, Li Qi also kicked He Zhiyu, who was in a hurry, "Are you serious?" Although they are joking, you don't need to react so much, right? ”

The little bird glanced at Li Qi, sat upright, and said to him, "What do you say?" ”

He said that he continued to look serious: "I'm not struggling with whether to rob a bank or not, I'm struggling with ...... Banks are popular places, how can you possibly get in? Besides, people still have the God of Wealth to worship. ”

Little Bird sighed, "You never thought about how you could see me in broad daylight." ”

He said, "I'm not an expert...... I don't know. ”

Li Qiwu applauded, "I understand cross talk, but is it feasible to earn 20,000 yuan in two months by relying on cross talk?" ”

No, he clapped with the bird.

The little bird shook his head and opened his mouth first: "Other ghosts are not like this, I am the only one, I don't know why, or the spirit ghost is really so six, have you ever heard of the spirit ghost?" ”

Wu shook his head, "Forgive me for being lonely." ”

He Zhiyu finished cleaning up the juice all over the ground at this time, and couldn't wait to join the topic, "No, you can't do this, a gentleman loves money, he takes it in a good way, and he can't rob a bank." ”

"I know that." He glanced at the mobile ATM bird with incomparably painful pain, "We use you to rob the bank, there will definitely be retribution, I understand this reason, this method will not work." ”

The little bird leaned back in the chair and looked out the window, "Then, I can only kidnap it." ”

Li Qi just wanted to speak, He Zhiyu stretched out his hand to stop her mouth and said to the bird: "I said that you don't understand, we can't do this kind of thing, we can only get money seriously...... That ......," He Zhiyu scratched his head, "preferably, what savings did you have during your lifetime...... We'll help you get it out......"

I don't say that I am also extremely evil in my heart, and I think that it is really a good buddy, and I have the same mind, I said that you are all dead, what property is in Hangzhou before your death, let's just use it, hehehehe.

"I said it." The bird looked out the window and said, "That's what it means." ”

No, Wu and He Zhiyu were silent, what does this mean, do you want to kidnap the person who owes you money?

"Done?" Li Qi pushed away He Zhiyu's hand and kicked him hard, "Now, little bird, what you were talking about just now, I don't understand a word!" Will you give your money directly to us? Why don't I believe it? ”

Seeing that the money was coming, Bu Wu hurriedly pulled the troublesome female classmate, "Eh, don't make trouble, I see that you haven't rested much, hurry up and go to sleep first." Wait a minute, we'll talk it out and ask you to refer to it. ”

Li Qi tilted his head and pretended to sleep, "Hmph, ignore me, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" ”

Bu Yue Wu looked at the bird, his eyes blazing, "Then what do you mean?" ”

"I can take whatever I want." The little bird laughed, "But do you dare to use it?" Not afraid of the Grey Plague? You've got to do something for me, right? ”

"Going around and around or back to where it was." "What helps us rob the bank is a foreshadowing, you just want us to help you complete a small goal, right?" ”

"Who's talking nonsense?" "If I don't assume that for you, won't you have to fight my idea?" Or want to take my money directly?

"I'm also going to test whether your hearts are evil or not, and I'll test whether the two sons have a bottom line...... Of course, it's easy to do things if you have a bottom line, rest assured, it's not a real kidnapping, let's go to Hangzhou in terms of details! ”

No, Wu and He Zhiyu glanced at each other.

"Huh!" No sigh, "What do you think of us, sleep sleep sleep!" Let's talk about it in Hangzhou! ”

He Zhiyu didn't know what was going on, when he was close to the bird, he would always be affected, and at the beginning, he suddenly let down his guard and didn't want to make money together, and now suddenly a wave of tiredness came to his heart.

Does it mean that the bird has done something to himself? He Zhiyu didn't think about it yet, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and after a while, he fell asleep on his seat.

Dream Ra eats the night at dawn.

When the car arrived in Hangzhou, it was seven o'clock in the morning, and there was a team of warp and weft standing at the Hangzhou Railway Station.

He Zhiyu and Li Qi, who are dressed simply but also have a good look, are Jing, the beautiful and delicate bird is Wei, and the sloppy body is not clear!

Not to mention that Wuhe Zhiyu Li Qi is listless, only the little bird is radiant.

Although none of the three of them knew that the bird did not need an umbrella during the day......

But the little bird is used to pretending, so he still stands intellectually in the summer breeze with a black umbrella.

"Sister, you can do it." Li Qi touched his messy hair and yawned and said, "You are so energetic, why don't you help us buy some buns." ”

When he heard this, he immediately became energetic, "Eh, don't don't, the two grandmothers take a break here, and the two of us go buy breakfast." ”

The brothers were obviously scared, and the little bird did not miss the matter of taking some mosquitoes and cockroaches to turn them into steamed buns or using paper money to buy snacks on the train.

Not to mention that Wuhe He Zhiyu was afraid that these two aunts and grandmothers would cause something to happen again, so they rushed to the nearest early shop.

The little bird swept the eyes of the two of them delicately, and it was blooming in the wind on the side, and suddenly saw something, and suddenly its eyes lit up.

Li Qi was listless, and suddenly felt that the summer breeze was cool, the sun was gone, and his body was indescribably comfortable, so he raised his eyelids and found that he was standing under the black umbrella of the bird, and a delicate and evil mixed beauty face entered the eyelids.

Little Bird's black hair fluttered, and he was unprecedentedly gentle to Li Qi's voice, "Qiqi, my sister doesn't have a mobile phone yet, you say, do I have to buy one?" ”

Li Qi thought in his heart, no wonder these two bastards were so disgusted by this woman's commotion that they were still a little bit beautiful, and they thought that the little bird was showing favor to themselves, so he pouted and forced him to say unhappily: "Haven't you been engaging in online dating with He Zhiyu's perverted ghost, why don't you have a mobile phone yet." ”

The little bird showed its dimples and said helplessly: "What kind of online dating, that mobile phone is Hong Ye's." ”

Li Qi didn't know what she meant, and asked suspiciously, "Then what kind of mobile phone are you going to get?" We have to save a little bit now, just a few hundred yuan, do you think it's okay? ”

"No, it has to be like that." The bird pointed to a man holding a second-hand apple in front of the station.

"Eh, that's a lie." Li Qi finally swept the sweeper impatiently, "I specially deceived people from other places." ”

"I know." The little bird playfully said, "He is allowed to lie to others, we can't lie to him!" ”

Li Qi looked at the seductive eyes of the bird, and the tiredness disappeared immediately, yes...... The bird is a ghost...... I...... I seem to be a little moved......

When He Zhiyu came back, Xiao Bird was playing happily with an Apple phone, and Li Qi watched enviously from the side, and pointed out from time to time.

The two brothers glanced at each other and secretly cried out, Xiaoniao's aunt and grandmother usually have no one watching, and they don't know what happened again......

He Zhiyu stepped forward and snatched the phone and pulled the bird aside, "Are you doing something with money again?" ”

"Eh, don't worry, I won't break your life, I got it through the right way." The little bird said aggrievedly.

"You don't make that like that." He Zhiyu has a headache, believing you is believing in ghosts!

At this moment, he walked over without a smile, and next to him was Li Qi, who was chattering excitedly.

"Don't lose your life, don't lose your life, He Zhiyu, you can rest assured." Don't say without a smile.

Li Qi has already explained the experience to He Zhiyu again.

It turned out that Li Qi was originally a bold person, and he was instigated by Xiaonia's broken plan, so he was extremely excited, so he cooperated with her to do something not big or small.

The bird's plan goes like this:

As soon as Li Qi came into contact with the second-hand mobile phone, he said that he wanted to buy it, and he would not let go of the mobile phone in his hand, and let the liar swear words not hand it over.

Here Li Qi was just about to run, next to the second-hand mobile phone seller, suddenly two policemen who claimed to be plainclothes came out, sandwiched Li Qi in the middle, and said that they were illegally buying and selling, just to take people away!

At this time, Xiao Bird came over with five real policemen, and Li Qi turned around and shouted: "Hangzhou Railway Station Patrol, now that everyone has stolen goods, you squat down for me!" ”

The policemen came running at the right time, and the crooks ran away.

After listening to this, He Zhiyu knew that the police must not be so cooperative, but he was afraid that the little bird was using a trick such as hitting the wall with a ghost, so he asked softly, "Are you okay...... It's okay to use ghosts for money like this? ”

"Don't violate yin and yang, don't violate the mandate of heaven, don't violate the law, do the right thing for heaven, it's okay."

As soon as He Zhiyu was relieved, some crooked and evil ideas of making money just rose, and he fanned his lips lightly, "But if you give the phone to the police, it's fine, if you want to keep this phone, there should be some bad karma." ”

As soon as these words fell, more than a dozen people came out of the station, and the "second-hand mobile phone seller" was in the crowd, pointing at Li Qi and shouting: "It's those two scammers who cheated us out of our tools!" Brothers, come on! ”

"Run!" didn't say that he didn't reply without a head, and pulled Li Qi to pull his legs and run.

"This way." I saw that the little bird leaned against the door of a taxi with great ease, and gently waved to the three of them.

"Ah!! Birdie, I'm going to cook you! He Zhiyu got into the taxi with tears in his heart!

With the crisp laughter of Li Qi and Little Bird, the taxi started in the warm summer of Hangzhou.