Chapter Twenty-Six: Cloud Dream Method

Uncle Mi Zheng was also relaxed today, and explained to the colleagues on duty, saying that he was not busy today, and he had to go out for something, and the boss only came over once a month anyway. Two hours later, they drove to a very cheap old residential area on the east side of the city.

It is full of low-slung tiled houses, in disrepair, with moss-covered walls and tiles. And the further you go in, the narrower it becomes, and you can see a few weeds on the ground, and there is a lot of water in the bricks that are staggering. They walked all the way to the end and saw a place that looked like a courtyard house, with a gossip mirror on the door. There is also a couplet at the door, 'The East of God, the East to its completion'. Very strange couplet, I don't understand what it means.

Mi Zheng unlocked and entered, and the two of them followed.

Wei Zhun looked here, there were three tiled houses in total, and there was a big water tank in the middle, and the water in it was very clear, and it was okay to raise fish, but only water.

Mi Zheng asked them to wait, and then went to the middle hall to take out a book, which was not too thick, and asked Shen Xiaoqing to prepare all the things used for apprenticeship, and at the same time prepared an old Taoist robe covered with dust for Wei Zhun.

"Put it on."

"Huh?" Wei Zhun felt even more that he had come to the wrong place: "What age is it now, and you still need to wear this?"

"The rules inside the door won't change for many years."

Wei Zhun flicked off the dust on it and put it on not very happily.

Shen Xiaoqing's words came from inside, let him in. To put it bluntly, it is to kowtow to incense or something, this set is also simple, Wei Zhun did it according to Uncle Mi Zheng's method, and after kowtowing three times, he also gave incense to the white-bearded blind old man on the spiritual seat. He felt like he was already half a god.

"Okay, right?" Wei Zhun was about to take off his clothes and get up.

"Heyβ€”who told you to take it off now." Mi Zheng pointed to the water tank outside: "See?" Don't take off your clothes, sit inside. ”

"What's the rule?"

"The rules set by the ancestors, you ask me? Where do I know. ”

Shen Xiaoqing pushed Wei Zhun: "If you want to go, you will go, and you will be my junior brother when you are done."

Yes, you can say whatever you want, for Xiuzhen, Wei Zhun also fought hard.

Mi Zheng let the shoes not take off, the weather is hot, and it is quite cool to sit in.

Shen Xiaoqing said on the side: "This is our 'purification' method."

What the?!! Clean!! Isn't thatβ€”

Wei Zhun stood up violently: "Howβ€”how is it cleansing!"

"It's not that purification, this is our Taoist purification, which means washing away your past injustices, and it's good to soak in it for half an hour."

Mi Zheng came over with glutinous rice, sprinkled it in the water tank, and then pasted more than 20 pieces of paper around the water tank, saying out of tune: "When you enter my door, you are a person in the door, and you must not be arrogant and lascivious in the future, you must not kill in vain, and you should take saving the dead and helping the wounded as your own responsibility."

Hearing such funny words, Wei Zhun still held back his laughter. What is the use of these things, it is not a formality.

After everything was in order, Wei Zhun also took a shower with his clothes on. I wanted to change my clothes, but I didn't bring my clothes over, Shen Xiaoqing thought thoughtfully, she brought the clothes that her master had used before for Wei Zhun to wear, these clothes were crumpled and looked like half a beggar.

provoked Shen Xiaoqing to laugh for a while, she smiled and revealed two shallow dimples, which were really beautiful.

Shen Xiaoqing found that Wei Zhun was staring at herself, and her face couldn't help but start to turn red: "Hey, let's get down to business." Since you have worn the master's robe, you are also the successor of the master's mantle. In our door, there are 'Seven Stars Omen', 'Zhou Yi Taoism', 'The Principle of Yin and Yang', and a book is the master's medical skills, all of which you have to learn. ”

Wei Zhun didn't think it was difficult, looking at the book in Mi Zheng's hand, just rely on his diploma ability, just spend a few days.

"Give me a week and I'll learn quickly."

Mi Zheng's eyes widened: "Young man, are you talking about a dream?" Senior brother has so many books, even if you read them, you need to read them for half a year. ”

"Isn't that the one you have?"

Shen Xiaoqing came over and beat him: "It's not big or small, it's called Uncle Shi."

"It's nothing if my uncle is not my uncle, and I'm not a fool." Mi Zheng gave the book to Wei Zhun: "This is the catalog of all the books in our door, and everything adds up to more than forty books."

"Four-forty ?!!!"

Ears heard correctly, more than 40 books, which can catch up with the doctoral examination.

Mi Zheng said again: "I don't believe you ask Xiaoqing, she started before she was ten years old, and she didn't learn more than ten years before she learned two books, and she was a second knife."

"Uncle Shi, you ...... Don't be so blunt. ”

"Am I wrong?" Mi Zheng went to the room on the left and brought four books: "You have to learn that, you have to learn these first."

"What is this?"

"The meridians and medical theory of the human body are the medical skills passed down by the senior brother. You don't understand the human body, let alone the 'Seven Stars Omen'. ”

Wei Zhun couldn't bear it anymore: "Both, are you kidding me?" Tianjiagou is facing a big disaster now, what bullshit medical skills are you still here for me to learn, and when I finish learning, I will be at least eighty years old, and I will already be dead. Whether I will live to be 80 years old is still unknown. ”

Shen Xiaoqing was quite embarrassed and said to Mi Zheng: "Uncle Shi, why don't you ...... Don't you know the 'Cloud Dream Method'? Let Wei Bingmeng go to the master, I heard that this method is very fast to learn. ”

Mi Zheng lit a cigarette: "You know to cut off my old bottom, hey, it's also that I'm not good at learning, and there will be one or two crooked ways, but you don't know." But anyone who uses the 'Cloud Dream Method' will reduce their longevity, not that you can learn quickly in a short time, but you have to use your own yang longevity to top. ”

"No, the master once said that everyone who knows the 'Seven Stars Omen' can live a long life, and there is a ...... in it."

Mi Zheng snorted lightly: "I don't need you to teach me, do you think I don't understand?" That's just what the senior brother said, and it wasn't explicitly written in the book, who can guarantee that this kid won't die because of his dreams? If he doesn't have enough lifespan, then we'll kill someone. ”

Wei Zhun thought about it for a while and decided to give it a try, he was reluctant to show Zhen. If something happens to me, it is also a problem for my parents to have no one to support them...... But he felt that he could at least live to be seventy years old, and if he used this method, he would not die immediately.

After seeing Mi Zheng and Shen Xiaoqing muttering for a long time, Wei Zhun said: "I signed a life and death certificate, if something happens to me, it will be considered voluntary, and it has nothing to do with you."

Mi Zheng's eyes lit up when he heard this: "That's okay, at least we don't have to go to jail."

Shen Xiaoqing is not good at disobeying her uncle's attitude, and Mi Zheng is right.

Mi Zheng began to say: "This 'Cloud Dream Method' requires you to strip off your clothes and enter the water tank naked, I will light the lights and candles outside, there is no danger, I understand this method, and I have not tried it once, maybe you wake up again, and the whole person will be twenty or thirty years old." Young man, have you thought about it, people's youth will no longer come, and you haven't married a wife and had children, have you?"

Wei Zhun had already begun to undress him, but Shen Xiaoqing looked at him like this, he was quite embarrassed.

"You...... Can you turn your back?"

Shen Xiaoqing glanced at it and went to the house to get the lamps and candles that needed to be used.

He sat down in the water tank again and listened to Mi Zheng say, "I will let you sleep in a while, and you will find yourself in a dark place, that is, the underworld." But don't be afraid, there are all yin in the underworld, and no ghost dares to mess around. All you need to do is find my senior brother Lu Xing. But you have to remember that no matter what weird things you see, don't shout out loud, otherwise your soul may be kept by the Yin Si people, because the Yin and Yang Realm does not support this kind of 'communication'. ”

Wei Zhun thought of that Li Qiufeng: "Uncle Shi, if you use this method, can you find other dead people?" I want to go to the underworld to find out about the women in that village. ”

"Don't think nonsense, you are a person in the yang world, why do you want to send things to the yin. Don't mess around here, when you go to the underworld, my brother will know that you have gone down, and he will take the initiative to come to you. After speaking, Mi Zheng gave him a gossip mirror: "With this, senior brother can know that you are going down, but don't hang it on your chest, it's easy to cause trouble, you know?"

Shen Xiaoqing lit all the lamps and candles: "Uncle Shi, it's okay."

"Hmm." Mi Zheng sat upright on the stool in front of the door of the water tank: "Wei Zhun, you close your eyes." Oh, wait, the life and death certificate hasn't been signed yet, so let's settle this matter first. ”

Five minutes passed, everything was done, and Wei Zhun closed his eyes.