Lin Xiang remembered that he slept on a poetic mattress at night.

But......

What the hell are the two big round balls that I am touching in my hand now!

This feel......

Fleshy, bouncy, slippery, squishy......

Isn't it possible that you are dreaming?

He slowly opened one eye.

And then the whole person was stunned!

There was a girl with a red fruit lying next to him!

He immediately let go of his hand and sat up sharply.

The woman's color was as light as water, her lips were as red as cherry, and her ruby-like eyes flashed and looked at Lin Xiang.

She had a white patch of flowers on her body, and her towering breasts were terrifyingly large.

！！！

That's where your hand was just placed?

Lin Xiang's brain crashed with a thud.

"Master." The girl exclaimed crisply, and the voice was poetic.

"Poetic?"

The girl nodded cutely: "Yes!" ”

Lin Xiang hurriedly covered his eyes and hurriedly got up from the bed, picked up the blanket casually and threw it on Shiyi's body and said, "My mother, you can really become a woman, I thought I was dreaming last time in Kunlun!" Hurry up and change back! ”

Poetically hearing the words, he immediately obediently turned back into a rabbit.

Lin Xiang saw from his fingers that the poetry had changed back to its original form, so he put down his hand and said, "Little Ancestor, can you wear a dress when you become a humanoid in the future?" Don't look at it! ”

Poetically nodded the rabbit's head: "I know the master." ”

"Also, you must not turn into a human form in front of Ruyi!"

"Yes, but why?"

"If you want to turn into a human form, she will never let you eat her holy fruit again, haven't you heard that one mountain can't accommodate two tigers?" Lin Xiang remembered Ruyi's attitude towards the finch girl, and he couldn't help but worry about poetry.

"Good master."

"By the way, can we not call the master in the future? Weird awkward. You can call me Brother Lin or Brother Xiang. ”

Lin Xiang really hoped that there would be a fairy-like beauty who could call him his master, but now this dream has really come true, but he feels all kinds of uncomfortable.

"Okay, Brother Lin Xiang."

“……”

Lin Xiang raised his forehead, why does this title feel even more abnormal!

——————

"I am a fox who has practiced for thousands of years, and I have practiced lonely for thousands of years~"

The mobile phone prompt sounded, and Lin Xiang opened the V letter.

Night and Night: Dog, come and play games with me, the deity is going to be bored!

Evil Madness: Playing a game? Well, I'm going to ask Brother Hades.

Night Night Night: Poison Bar...... What's your name? I've just refreshed it! Why did you change your avatar to a dog?

The evil ghost is mad: Do you feel that this new name and this new avatar complement each other very domineering! [Yellow Villain Grinning Emoji]

Lin Xiang specially found the Akita dog dog head before going to bed yesterday as a V-letter avatar. He felt like he was very individual.

Night Night Night: Didn't feel ...... Not at all...... [Yellow Villain Smiling Emoticons]

The Evil Spirit: Okay......

——————

Lin Xiang entered the Hades King's room and found that he was not there, so he transmitted a voice in his head: "Sweet potato sweet potato, I am a potato, please answer when you receive it, please answer when you receive it!" ”

Hades replied, "I'm at the Ru Spaghetti Restaurant." ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he immediately teleported over with poetry.

The ajar door hangs a sign that is closed.

It's been a long time, even the finch girl and the flower spirit are there!

It's so rare.

The fox and the bird sat for tat at each other, staring at each other. A fox soul bursting with fangs and teeth burst out of its head, and a roaring finch soul.

Lin Xiang rubbed his temples with a headache.

At best, even if they are colleagues, they can look like this.

Those concubines in the ancient harem are fighting for me, dare to ask the emperor how did he survive?

You'll have to ask Hades about this, after all, he's been there.

No wonder he died early, and eighty percent had a lot to do with the women in the harem.

The finch girl glanced at the poetry in Lin Xiang's arms, and said with a smile: "This rabbit is cute and tight, come and let me hug it." ”

"Okay...... Sparrows. Lin Xiang hesitated for a while, always feeling that the finch girl was not very safe, but he still gave her poetry.

Ruyi on the side was unhappy when he saw it, snatched the poetry, hugged it in his arms and pointed at Lin Xiang and scolded: "How did you become the master?" Can your pet still let these inconsistencies touch? ”

“……”

Ruyi's trick pointed out that Sang scolded Huai too obviously, and the finch girl couldn't help frowning slightly when she heard it, and after only a moment, she stretched out: "Sister Ruyi, since you understand this truth, don't hurry up and return the rabbit to Lin Xiang." ”

is so sharp-toothed, isn't this Ruyi scolding himself?

Ruyi slapped the table and stood up: "You! ”

Lin Xiang was about to play a round, but he saw the Hades King clear his throat, and the two noisy women immediately quieted down.

Hua Ling jumped on the table and began to play in circles, and every time she came to the finch girl, she subconsciously took two steps back, and it seemed that she was very jealous of her.

Lin Xiang saw that Hua Ling was holding two red things in his hands, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be the shark's earrings.

He was shocked: "Little Flower Spirit! Why don't you play this? ”

When Hua Ling heard this, she quickly hid the earrings behind her.

Lin Xiang said helplessly: "If you want to play, just play, don't wear it on your ears, your ears are so small, it is estimated that you can't wear them." ”

Seeing that Lin Xiang did not confiscate the things in her hand, Hua Ling continued to happily circle around the table.

I don't know when this little thing took the earrings away, it's also magical.

Lin Xiang took a long time before he remembered what he was here for, and hurriedly said, "Brother Long told us to go find him!" ”

Hades nodded: "Anyway, it's fine, then let's go." ”

"All going?" Lin Xiang asked uncertainly.

"Go for both." Hades confirmed.

——————

A group of people swept through Yanliu Lane, and the rate of turning back was surprisingly high.

It's no wonder that these four people are all handsome men and beautiful women, although Lin Xiang has lowered the overall appearance of the person, but his appearance is already very outstanding among ordinary people!

Good-looking people will always attract passers-by to take a second look, not to mention four good-looking people traveling collectively.

Lin Xiang was holding a rabbit in his arms, and a doll was sitting on his shoulder. In the eyes of others, it is indeed abnormal. If it weren't for the blessings of the other three gods, he would definitely be regarded as a non-mainstream leader by the onlookers.

"I am a fox who has practiced for thousands of years, and I have ...... for a thousand years"

Before Lin Xiang could finish ringing, he quickly clicked on the screen.

The saying on the Internet is true: if you want to hate a song, just set it as a ringtone, and if you don't bother for a week, I will lose.

……

Great Love Boundless sent a V-letter message.

Lin Xiang clicked in.

Boundless Love: Is the Benefactor There?

Lin Xiang directly pressed the voice button: "It's on the street, it's inconvenient to type." ”

The other party also quickly replied with a voice: "Where is it?" I was at the door of the servant, and I saw that the door was closed. ”

It was Zhao Lei'er's voice, Lin Xiang was speechless, he didn't want to pay attention to it, but he thought it was inappropriate, so he replied with a voice note: "At the corner of Yanliu Lane, there is a hot fire dragon Internet café, come and find me!" Don't send messages, you can't keep your hands open! ”

After saying that, he put his phone in his pocket.

Anyway, I went to an Internet café to play, and it really didn't matter if there was one more person or one less.

——————

Wang Chenlong stood at the door of his Internet café enthusiastically, with "No Moutai" on his mobile phone, swinging his body to the music, and he was so high.

Lin Xiang saw it from afar and greeted: "Your old man is in good health, and his interest is high!" ”

“……”

Wang Chenlong didn't bother to say to him: "You don't look at your style, a big man is both a rabbit and a doll, and he is embarrassed to arrange me?" ”

Lin Xiang smiled and asked, "What's wrong with my look?" My look reveals a kind of youthful rush everywhere. ”

Wang Chenlong said: "I think it's the second middle school boy's hurry." ”

Ruyi answered: "Emperor Yuanzun has really won the award, he is at most a brain-dead teenager." ”

“……”

Everyone "rushed" at the door of the Internet café for a while, and then was invited into the Internet café by Wang Chenlong.

Wang Chenlong said in Lin Xiang's ear as he walked: "Yanfu is not shallow, you can grow a bird!" ”

"Brother Long, can you speak more civilly, my bird is really good, but I can't boast it so bluntly, after all, we are all men."

Wang Chenlong was unhappy: "Where did you think of you?" Am I that a rogue person? I'm talking about this finch god you have under your hand! ”

"Come on, what do you call me raised, please come back to be the ancestor!"

"Cut, isn't she just a woman? Be domineering, if she is disobedient, she will burn her life talisman directly! As the saying goes, there is no grass at the end of the world! ”

"Burning people's life talismans, this is called domineering? It's cruel and ruthless! ”

"Yes, men are meant to be ruthless!"

“……”

Lin Xiang said in his heart, with Wang Chenlong's current mind, he may not be able to live to understand if he borrows another 5,000 years from the sky.

There was no one sitting in the two rows of machines behind the Internet café, Wang Chenlong said: "Let's sit here!" ”

Hades followed behind, glanced at the colorful flashing keyboard and said, "Aaron, you let us accompany you to the Internet?" ”

Lin Xiang felt that it didn't matter, he used to play on the computer every day, and sometimes he used to play games all night. I still have a certain interest in surfing the Internet.

As for whether Hades has ever been on the net, he doesn't know.

Wang Chenlong nodded and said, "Come, accompany me, I'll play masturbation!" ”

Hades was inexplicable: "Masturbation, masturbation? ”

Lin Xiang said: "I know! Come on, let's start a custom civil war! ”

When Wang Chenlong heard this, he was very happy: "Civil war is okay!" But a few of us! ”

Lin Xiang said: "I, Hades, you, Ruyi, Little Sparrow, Poetic, Flower Spirit!" ”

Wang Chenlong glanced at everyone suspiciously: "Seven people? Why can I only see five people? ”

Lin Xiang shook his shoulders: "Hua Ling." He sent the rabbit in his arms to Wang Chenlong's eyes: "Poetic! ”

Wang Chenlong hurriedly shook his hand: "Forget it, let's stop bullying women, women are crippled, and these two goods are purely giving away heads." ”

Ruyi heard it, and said coldly: "How can Emperor Yuanzun look down on women?" ”

“……”

Ruyi had never been so disrespectful to Wang Chenlong, which made Wang Chenlong a little embarrassed, and he didn't dare to squeak for a long time.

Lin Xiang whispered comforting: "Leave her alone, she has been menstruating irregularly recently!" ”

Ruyi said hatefully: "Monsters don't have a moon!" ”

“……”

Lin Xiang played a round: "Okay, okay, the female comrades sit in the opposite row, and the male comrades follow me to sit in this row!" ”

Poetic listening, jumping to the seat, and then standing on the keyboard.

Hua Ling was also very happy, jumping on the chair for a while, jumping on the screen for a while, and repeating in her mouth: "Play the game!" Play the game! Play the game! ”

Ruyi and the Finch Girl were originally sitting together, they glanced at each other, and a place was immediately separated in the middle.

Poetic looked at it and jumped over: "I want to be with Sister Ruyi!" ”

Lin Xiang saw that there was a mess, and hurriedly stretched out his hand and commanded: "Okay, okay, let's sit down, don't change seats!" ”

After speaking, he thought about it, but the number of people was still wrong: "What's the matter, there are three of us, four of them!" ”

Wang Chenlong slapped his thigh: "Let's start quickly, it's okay, it's three against four!" I can fly them! ”

Lin Xiang cut off: "You're too arrogant!" I think I can beat them to the point where I can't get out of the Resurrection Fountain! ”

Hades asked, "What is the Fountain of Resurrection?" ”

Lin Xiang then remembered that there was still a big vegetable sitting next to him, and he patted the Hades on the shoulder: "Brother Hades, you don't need to understand the resurrection spring, the crystal, the tower, and the wild monster, these things are not something that an immortal like you can understand, you just need to stand behind the little soldier and don't come out!" Guaranteed not to die OK? ”

The Immortal nodded, "OK." ”

"I'm a cultivator ......" The bell rang again, and it was estimated to be Zhao Lei.

Lin Xiang turned on his phone and took a look.

Great love without borders: Benefactor, I will eat spicy rabbit head at the braised meat shop next door to you, and I will look for you after eating!

Lin Xiang subconsciously glanced at the plush poetry, and then replied: Hit the street! Bunny is so cute! How can you eat bunnies! Hurry up and eat! After eating, we came over and played games together, and we sat in the last row.

Love: Okay, so do you want me to bring you something to eat?

The evil demon is mad: No, we don't eat the fireworks in the world, thank you! We're going to start a game, so you can eat it yourself! Just come over after eating!