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Joanna and this pumpkin gentleman who calls himself Sercy talk more and more happily.

Although Joanna was unbelievable, the rapid heating up of the two of them was the first time in their lives that they met someone who was so suitable for them.

After the ball, the two of them took off their hoods.

Joanna saw such a handsome man for the first time, with blonde hair, deep eyes as blue as the sea, tall and handsome, she thought that the other party would hate herself because of her ugly appearance, congenital hunched back, and only one meter four tall, but Sercy didn't care.

The two of them went to a café for tea.

Passers-by always point fingers, a handsome blonde man like a god, and a short ugly woman hunched over, the contrast is too great.

Joanna knocked on the side, knowing that the other party was just unintentionally accosting her, and she didn't know her family.

Joanna accompanied Sercy, chatting about the world and feelings, drinking to the end, bursting into tears, and asking him: I'm ugly, right?

"You're not ugly, you're beautiful." Sercy said that she was the most beautiful girl she had ever seen, and that when she saw her heart, her heart was as sweet as a spring.

When Joanna heard this, she cried bitterly and let go completely.

She knew that this man, affectionate and sexual, was a man who didn't care about appearance, and he almost combined the best of the most perfect man in the world.

The old witch hunched over, walking tremblingly on crutches in the night, dragging two screaming pumpkins, "After half a year together, the two of them were in a relationship, and Cersei proposed to me. ”

We followed her and listened to her along the tombstone: "That period was the most beautiful time of my life, warm and sunny........ I am an extremely ugly woman, but I have the most perfect husband in the world, tall and handsome, considerate and gentle, and countless beautiful women are jealous of me. ”

"After another two years, I got pregnant...... Joanna's eyes were a little complicated, "At that time, I was very scared, who is my child like?" What if you're as ugly as me and hunched over......"

At this time, she remembered the words of the goddess statue: exchange one of your misfortunes for the happiness you want.

What if misfortune befalls their children.....

It was in that uneasy panic that she gave birth to a child, blonde and handsome, and she was relieved.

But soon, while she was taking care of the children, she found that her husband was chatting frequently with a mysterious and beautiful woman.

Joanna was anxious.

Naturally, he knows how ugly he is, crooked melons and cracked dates, no man can face her ugly face, can't help but turn his head, and is unwilling to lie on the same bed with her.

She suspects that Sersi is cheating, which may be the misfortune she predicted, and she begins to use her family's power to investigate Sercy.

Only then did I find out that my husband was actually extremely mysterious, ostensibly a pumpkin farmer, but in fact, he had a lot of business dealings with local gangsters.

"Half a month later, my husband was killed."

Joanna walked slowly and hunched over, "as if he were performing some kind of ritual, and he was hung from the temples of his head twice with two nails, and he was covered in paper charms, like a dead Jesus." ”

"At that time, I was crazy, crazy to investigate everything, and with the help of the family chaebol, I got the truth from a local Chinese wizard."

She said that there are also a lot of very powerful Chinese in Erlan, doing some business, many rich businessmen, and they believe that these Chinese people from the mysterious East can do mysterious magic.

"I invited a few Chinese masters to investigate, and the truth turned out to be extremely cruel and terrifying, it turned out that Sercy was really a god."

I said, "Gods?

"Yes, it's the declining Sersi sect, medieval witches worship the god - Sersi, I've looked up the ancient texts, Sersi is a god who can be both male and female, it symbolizes beauty and power."

Joanna bent down, slowly lowered his crutches, and plucked a weed, "He is the child of the sun god, legend has it, when he appears, the wood will start to move, the earth will start to rumble, and the trees around him will turn white, he can borrow the help of herbs, chant spells and cast black witchcraft, can turn people into animals, and can also give life to plants, he is good at the most terrifying black magic, and has mastered the legendary transfiguration." ”

"But this Sersi deity, in modern times, has lost his divine power, and has been imprisoned by the local gangs, threatening with his remaining hundreds of followers, using his divine power to help drug trafficking, hiding the poison in the pumpkin under his control and transporting it."

I was silent for a moment.

If it's true...... Then this god is really miserable, extremely miserable, a dignified god, who was arrested by the local bad guys to do things.

I inexplicably remembered Tai Sui.

She said that after the witch hunt in the Middle Ages, witches had been in decline, and only a few witch sects remained, and the Sersi sect had been following the local gangs for years.

"Sercy's death, I think it must have something to do with some gang, those people who killed Sercy, slaughtered the gods, those thugs, worshiped money, disrespected the gods, they had no faith! ....... I also thought about revenge, but I couldn't do anything, and my family wouldn't allow me to be hostile to them. ”

Joanna said very bitterly: "I finally know what it means to get happiness once and encounter misfortune again, because if you don't get it, you won't have the qualification to lose, and it is the cruelest thing to make me happy and deprive it of it." ”

I was silent for a moment.

Joanna says that she can only keep her own children to raise and inherit from the family, and she finds the remnants of the Sersi cult and prepares to revive the ancient witch order.

The old witch walked under the weeds in the night with a hunched back and a cane, and said, "Unlike us mortals, the gods are immortal and can resurrect the gods as long as the believers are still there, so I am working for the husband of the resurrected gods, and I want to restore the glory of the Sersi cult." ”

I was stunned, the gods of their sect are dead and can be resurrected?

I began to seriously suspect that the Western gods in her mouth were similar to our Eastern gods, Tai Sui, because Tai Sui could also be resurrected, as long as he found all kinds of torn bodies, but obviously, that was extremely unrealistic.

"I planted these pumpkins here to resurrect Sercy," she said. ”

She said the pumpkins should be planted in the cemetery.

During the growth period, three mouths are extracted, which are the eyes and mouth of the pumpkin, and feces, men's yang energy, and women's meridian qi are poured into them, and then they are mixed with special herbs, and the three mouths are closed, so that the pumpkin can continue to grow, and when it grows up, the three mouths will heal, revealing the appearance of the eyes.

I said, "So, doesn't the pumpkin die?" ”

"No, pumpkins are one of the most tenacious plants in the world." Mo Xiaoxi interjected: "Someone once tied hundreds of rubber bands to pumpkins, and pumpkins can still grow tenaciously without being tied to death." ”

"When I was a child in the countryside, I saw some cheap people stealing pumpkins in the field, and secretly opened a triangular hole for the pumpkin, peed in it, etc., and then closed the opening."

"The pumpkin has a strong vitality, and it will heal slowly when it closes, leaving only a very shallow scar, and then when it is ripe, everyone cuts the pumpkin and eats it, and finds that the dirt inside has fermented, and the smell is stinking, and the smell smokes people to death, and tears flow."

I was silent for a moment.

These people are really good at playing, there are still a lot of sluts in this world, so disgusting.

Mo Xiaoxi said: "Pumpkin transports poison, probably the same, right?" I've seen similar reports of pumpkins using their properties to hide poison in them, and then transport them in large trucks after they've healed. ”

"You're smart." Joanna said.

I understood a little now, and looked at the two pumpkins that were being pulled by Joanna, and there were screams of grievances in them.

Yin souls and evil spirits, the most like filth.

There is such a disgusting human filth in the pumpkin, plus those spiritualist herbs, these geists in the graveyard are afraid to go in and then be trapped in the pumpkin.

This is a ghost trap similar to the previous heather.

The so-called creation of life is fake, and the pumpkin planted in the cemetery is only afraid of sucking a ghost in it.

I think this Western witchcraft is actually quite interesting, and it actually uses pumpkins as a means to capture yin spirits, no wonder in the West, pumpkins are given such mysterious colors.

I continued, "So, how do these pumpkins grow their hands and feet?" ”

"Pumpkins don't grow hands and feet, those pumpkins are actually living people." Joanna turned her head and pointed to the pumpkin people singing and dancing with their pumpkin heads on their heads.

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