The Hades had been gone for a long time, and when he returned, he found that there was another flower spirit he didn't know.

His own territory, without his permission, actually lived in other creatures.

Is there any majesty left of his Hades?

Hades was angry, and the consequences were severe.

The three of them stood in a row in front of Hades's tiger skin with their heads bowed.

"What is this? Why is it jumping around! Who can make her quiet for a while! Are you treating the victim as a hotel? ”

The three of them replied in different tones: "No~~"

"Do you know what your last name is?" Hades asked again.

The three of them continued to answer in different tones: "I know~~."

Hades slapped the table: "Are you trying to me off?" ”

"I don't want to~~"

Seeing Hades's face turn from white to blue, it was finally frozen in purple.

Lin Xiang saw that the signs were wrong, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Hades, haven't you found out? We are humans, animals, and plants, and we live in harmony with nature. ”

The Hades didn't bother to pay attention to him, pointed to the flower spirit and asked, "Who brought this back?" ”

The finch girl stepped forward with a smile and replied, "Lord Hades, this flower spirit was in your room before, have you forgotten?" ”

Hades: Huh? ”

He really forgot.

Ruzhi's face was extremely unhappy, so she didn't admit it at all, she first glanced at it, and then echoed: "Hua Ling is the doll sent by the client before." ”

The Hades began to suspect that his nobleman was forgetful, and he was unsure: "Has this doll changed?" ”

Lin Xiang said: "This child has no mother, it is a long story, simply put, the original doll and the current doll are a doll, but the original doll was burned by Ruyi, so the original doll ran to this doll......"

Everyone said in their hearts: If you can understand, there will be ghosts!

Hades closed his eyes and went to see what was going on.

Anything that happened in the past, he could see it.

He had seen everything clearly from the moment he had been looking at the previous moment since he left.

A marquee-like light flashed in his head.

The Hades opened his eyes and said, "The spirit law has been found?" ”

Ruyi suddenly remembered this matter, took out the Spirit Invitation Code from Qiankun's sleeve, and presented it to the Hades King: "Lord Hades." ”

Hades nodded: "Got it, help me put it away and keep it." ”

Ruyi nodded, took a step back, and stood up again.

He glanced at the three people standing in front of him, each with their own thoughts.

That's it.

The Hades King waved his hand: "It's all gone, Lin Xiang stays." ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he thought that he had been interviewed alone.

——————

After the others left, the Hades King moved his body to the side, vacated a place, and said to Lin Xiang, "Sit." ”

Lin Xiang picked the farthest distance and sat down.

——————

"Don't get too deep into your mortal friends in the future, it's not safe for them." Hades' indifferent expression was the same as before, and it seemed that he had no opinion on Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay."

He also discovered this problem, he is especially easy to provoke those messy demons and monsters now, and it will not be good to affect others when the time comes.

Hades paused, and then stopped, "Dog...... You can't be too kind, sometimes good is more hateful than evil. ”

"Huh?"

What the hell is Nima the dog and where did Hades learn it......

"Those monsters are going to kill you."

Lin Xiang sighed: "Okay, maybe I'm cheap...... When I was a child, I was immediately forgiven, and my friend stood up for me, and I felt embarrassed. I also wonder if there's something wrong with my personality. ”

The Hades King was silent for a while, as if he was considering his words, Lin Xiang thought he was trying to comfort himself, who said that he jumped out of a sentence: "Don't steal the lamb kidneys of the Ruyi noodle restaurant in the future." ”

Lin Xiang opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Huh? ”

"It's useless, the food in the world is no longer effective for you, it's better to eat a few more holy fruits."

Lin Xiang lowered his voice: "The Holy Fruit really has a miraculous effect? ”

Hades also lowered his voice: "Knowing that your body is not good, you still help yourself so often?" ”

Lin Xiang jumped up: "Nima, who let you watch it!" Can you still have some privacy? ”

"I just saw it by the way."

"You can't look at it by the way!"

"One more thing." Hades looked serious.

Lin Xiang looked at the Hades King: "What's the matter?" ”

"You're not paid for the next six months."

"For Mao!"

"You know it in your own heart."

"Profiteers! Profiteer! ”

"I'm not blind."

Lin Xiang knew that his embezzlement of public funds had been exposed: "Oh, do we still share our relationship?" What's yours is mine, and what's mine isn't necessarily yours. ”

"No way, you spent all the money, what do you want me to pay you a salary? If you support the collection of underworld coins, I can immediately transfer you 100 million, printed by the Heavenly Bank, and used throughout the underworld. ”

Lin Xiang was not happy: "Bad luck! Bad luck! I'm not dead yet, okay! Grandma's, others open goldfingers, all of them are beauties, gold and silver mountains, and the wind and clouds dominate the world! How am I different from others! I'm all messing with Hades! O King of the Underworld! Why is the monthly salary only 2,000! Don't talk about more money and less money, the spell is not so strong! ”

"The amount of the salary is paid according to your requirements, the spell is not strong, you have to find the reason from yourself, for example, you are too stupid?"

“…… Look at the others, that guy, a big truck hit me, and that person directly hit Superman! Superman, there is wood! There is also a person who jumped off a building and jumped back to ancient times to become an emperor! Emperor, harem beauties, 3,000 people, there is wood! I'm better than all of them, okay, I'm at the starting line! I don't have to be crippled to open a goldfinger, okay! I'm going to have to be better than them! But why am I not awesome at all! ”

"What kind of mess are you talking about......

"The male protagonist in the starting point novel! All of them are better than me! ”

After listening to this, the Hades King thought for a moment, and looked at Lin Xiang with a serious face: "Maybe it's because you are not the hero." ”

Lin Xiang grimaced: "Really? I've always felt that I'm different, and that heaven has left me at my disposal. Brother Hades, are you sure you read that right! ”

Hades was helpless: "Okay, okay, your salary will be raised to three thousand, don't be entangled." ”

looked at Lin Xiang, who was leaving happily. Hades shook his head and said, "Novels are harmful......"

——————

The next day, Lin Xiang, who was still immersed in the joy of the salary increase, took his mobile phone and ran to the Hades: "Brother Hades, someone is looking for you." ”

The Hades King was meditating, and he didn't move: "I entrust you to watch and deal with it yourself." ”

With that, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

"But...... This person seems to know you. ”

The Hades King was already asleep and ignored Lin Xiang.

Pigs can't sleep so fast!

"Suffer death!"

Lin Xiangwu Huo Waha slapped a set of eighteen dragon descending palms in front of the face of the Hades, each palm was less than a centimeter away from the face of the Hades.

——————

The message sounded again.

Lin Xiang clicked on the screen.

Night Night Night: Hades, you ignore me, right? Can you help me or not!

Lin Xiang saw that there was a job to take, and quickly replied: If there is anything you need help with, just say. We have both strength and financial resources! Efficiency and quality fly together! Only you can't think of it, and we can't do it without us. I'll do everything I can to make you come here and be satisfied. Just 998! 998！ VIP service to take home! [Rose] [Rose] [Scattered flowers] [Scattered flowers]

Night Night Night: You're sick! Let's be neurotic! Baba Daddy, don't you!

Lin Xiang saw that the other party was not angry, and quickly explained: Big brother, don't be angry, I am not the king of Hades, he is asleep......

Night Night Night: Ruyi?

Person: No, I'm Lin Xiang.

Night Night Night: I don't know.

followed by another sentence: I just said that Ruyi is not so stupid.

Person: Okay...... [The little yellow man can't laugh or cry]

Night and Night: How many days has the old immortal slept?

Person: Just fell asleep...... [Yellow villain sweating emoji]

Night Night Night: Goodbye!

Person: I'll call you when he gets up.

Lin Xiang waited for a long time, but he didn't reply night after night.

Your uncle, it's annoying to talk about this kind of chatting about people missing!

Awesome your uncle!

Lin Xiang thought about it, this person even knew Ruyi, he must be an acquaintance, so it was better to put this person on top and wait for the Hades to wake up before dealing with it.

Happy times always pass quickly, Lin Xiang has many meaningful things to do every day, and his life is particularly positive.

"Little finch, let's go, I'll go out shopping with you......"

"Impossible, impossible in this life."

"Ruyi, let's go, let's go out and play......"

"Get out!"

"Little Lingling, I'll play with you."

"Stupid human!"

“……”

After seven days of being positive, Lin Xiang finally felt that he had nothing to love, and at this moment, he sent a message on time every night.

Night Night Night: Has the old man of Hades gotten up?

Lin Xiangzheng was furious and replied: No! No! No! Next Olympics!

Night, Night: How do you speak?

Person: That's it!

Night Night Night: You're a dog!

Person: Believe it or not, I'm blocking you!

Night Night Night: Do you dare to delete and block me? Boy, you're in for a big deal!

——————

The two sprayed each other for nearly five minutes.

The Hades King opened his eyes and couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this scene.

"Stop scolding, old acquaintances."

He took the phone from Lin Xiang's hand.

Night by Night: ...... Is it a replacement? The style of painting has changed.

Person: You go on saying that it was my subordinate just now.

Night Night Night: I haven't scolded enough! I'm afraid your subordinates are not Shi Lezhi! When are you coming to see me?

Person: It'll be over in a while.

——————

Hades and Lin Xiang walked out together.

The sun is just right outside, and the autumn breeze is gentle.

The fallen leaves cover the entire street of Yanliu Lane, which is yellow and bright, and it can make a sparse sound when you step on it.

Lin Xiang stretched: "This situation makes me suddenly feel that I am still alive!" It's good to be alive~"

Hades replied, "It's okay, I'm dying." ”

“……”

Through these days of getting along, Lin Xiang became more and more convinced that he would die at the age of forty-four, because this kind of thing Hades would not talk nonsense, and he did not have the interest in talking nonsense.

"What will happen when I die? Brother Hades, we are all so acquainted, you have to cover me when you get down there! ”

"Death is just a different way of living, and then you may feel that you are no longer yourself, but in fact you are still you."

This kind of philosophical words is not something that Lin Xiang can understand now, he hummed silently: "I am me~ It's a firework of different colors~"

Seeing that the Hades King ignored him, he was embarrassed to continue singing and asked, "Then where are we going now?" ”

"Find a client."

Lin Xiang jumped up: "That night, night? ”

The Immortal nodded.

Lin Xiang shook his head: "No, no, no." ”

Hades raised an eyebrow: "Why?" ”

"Who's that man? Like a cane-making child. ”

"Yuanzun."

"What the hell is Yuanzun?" Lin Xiang only felt a breath of middle two coming to his face.

"Emperor Yuanzun, the first seat of the Taiqing Palace, leads a great immortal gate, and there are thousands of immortals in the door, and he is a god."

Lin Xiang was shocked: "You said that night and night? ”

Hades nodded.

"God? Isn't it amazing? ”

"A sneeze can wipe out the planet." Hades is a serious person.

"One sneeze can wipe out the planet?" Lin Xiang asked again in disbelief.

Hades nodded again.

Lin Xiangxin said: It's over, it's really a big deal. That night was so powerful, I actually spoke to him......

Seeing Lin Xiang's hesitant appearance, the Hades King smiled: "What's wrong?" ”

Lin Xiang stopped: "Can I not go......"

"Gotta go."

"Then why not teleport?"

"Send what, it's at the corner of Yanliu Lane."

"So close?" Lin Xiang's eyes widened.

"Here we are."

Lin Xiang raised his eyes and saw that a faint purple aura was swirling, and there were five big red characters on the blue signboard: Heat Fire Shenlong E-sports Stadium.

！！！

There is also an advertisement floating on the LED screen: a paradise for e-sportsmen, the first configuration in the city, free soda delivery, don't miss it when you pass by.

……

"Internet cafes? Eldest brother...... We're not in the wrong place, are we? ”

Hades nodded, "Yes." ”

Lin Xiangle said: "The Yuanzun you are talking about, is it in the game?" Surprises continue, monthly income of tens of thousands, green games that make money without spending money, zero yuan VIP, three days full level, one second and one knife 999, and 666 ...... of equipment"

"That's the scum."

“……”

The Hades King frowned and looked at the purple qi floating outside the store: "It turns out that this guy has cast a purple qi donglai spell on his storefront." ”

"What spell?"

"Purple Qi comes to curse from the east, no wonder this piece is good for his business."

The Hades King strode into the Internet café, and Lin Xiang hurriedly followed.

The guy at the bar was watching the video, and he didn't raise his head: "Member or temporary?" ID card to me. ”

Hades tapped the bar with his hand, "Call your boss out." ”

The guy at the bar finally glanced up at Hades, and then yelled at the Internet café cubicle: "Boss, someone is looking for trouble!" ”

There was also a wild roar from the compartment at this time: "Let him go!" ”

The guy at the bar looked polite: "I'm sorry, our boss is busy." ”

Lin Xiang stared at the bar boy for a while, and was suddenly startled, he seemed to vaguely see the bar boy's primordial spirit, which was a fat-headed black snake with a bloody mouth, baring its fangs and spitting out letters.

Hades was expressionless: "Oh, okay. ”

Then he pulled Lin Xiang and teleported into the compartment.

——————

With a short distance of teleportation, Lin Xiang felt that he could still do it. It's not very uncomfortable not to vomit.

——————

In late autumn, there is a slight chill.

There is no temperature control in the cubicle but it is very warm and comfortable, with computers, sofas, water dispensers, everything.

A lean man with his back to them, his hair messy, wearing maroon pajamas, staring at the screen, and the most annoying thing is that the mouse and keyboard are actually moving on their own.

Sure enough, it was the gods playing the game.

The man realized that someone had come in and was about to have a seizure, so he immediately sensed the identity of the other party, stood up and pointed at the Hades with a smile: "Hades Lao'er, you only came to me now, can you still play happily!" ”

Hades replied, "Good food is not afraid of being late. ”

Lin Xiang can be regarded as seeing the true face of Yuanzun.

Black and gold interlaced hair, yellow skin, pointed face, golden pupils, two electric lines at the corners of the eyes, a high nose, thin lips, and a letter-like tongue when speaking.

Wouldn't the real body be a snake?

Why do these immortals look younger than the other? Could it be that the fairies in the novel are all deceitful?

Yuan Zun didn't want to talk to Lin Xiang, but this kid's puzzled expression was too obvious.

"What do you mean, boy?" He looked at Lin Xiang.

Lin Xiang couldn't help but express the doubts in his heart.

Yuan Zun scolded: "You are a ghost! I'm only 5,000 years old, and I'm not a teenager! How can it be childish! ”

Lin Xiang: "Okay......"

"Whoever looks like someone has lived a life of tens of thousands of years, and he hasn't even died after being cast."

Hades' face darkened: "Wang Chenlong, don't talk nonsense." ”

When Lin Xiang heard this, he smiled and said, "Is the name of the immortal so down-to-earth?" ”

"My surname is Wang, I'm a dragon, what's the problem?"

"Then why isn't it called Wang Tianlong? Doesn't that sound a little more grandiose? Lin Xiang's heartfelt suggestion.

"My mother gave birth to me in the morning, can't she?"

Lin Xiang nodded: "I see." ”

Wang Chenlong glared at Lin Xiang, and suddenly spit out two dark stone stools stained with slime from his mouth, startling Lin Xiang.

"Sit!" He said.

“……”

"Why don't you sit?"

"Can you put on another show?"

"What?"

"Spit things...... I still want to see it. ”

Wang Chenlong said coldly: "I'll give you a show of swallowing a two-legged sheep!" Do you see it or not? ”

"What is a two-legged sheep?"

Hades replied, "Living." ”

“……”

Lin Xiang shut up and sat down.

After sitting down, Lin Xiang couldn't help but ask, "Is your mother also a dragon...... Your whole family is supposed to be dragons, right? ”

"My mother is the Mother of Dragons!"

"What is a mother dragon, and what is the difference between a mother dragon and a mother dragon?"

Wang Chenlong couldn't bear to ask the Hades King: "Where did you get this sand sculpture player from?" ”

"Recruited online."

“……”

Hades passed a rumor to Lin Xiang in his head: "Can we say a few words?" ”

Lin Xiang nodded: "Okay, excited, excited." “

It was also the first time he had seen a living god, and he couldn't control his emotions.

————

Hades and Yuan Zun reminisced, and Lin Xiang listened to it for a while, all of which were pretending to be forced.

Why did you hit 10,000 in one breath back then, the fairies in the sky worshiped themselves, the Queen Mother of the West wrote love letters to herself, the Internet café business was not good in the past two years, and the turnover was only 10 billion Er......

Hades smiled and listened.

"Two-legged sheep, what kind of expression do you have, don't you believe what I say?"

Lin Xiang shook his head: "Believe it!" ”

"What do you mean by shaking your head?"

Lin Xiang nodded hurriedly.

"What do you mean by nodding?"

Lin Xiang couldn't cry or laugh: "Brother Long, I was wrong. ”

Wang Chenlong turned his head and asked the Hades King: "Seriously, I'm afraid that your subordinates don't know how powerful I am, right?" It's really a newborn calf who is not afraid of dragons! ”

Hades said: "Emperor Yuanzun, I have already told him about your awesomeness. ”

Wang Chenlong was skeptical: "Really? Did I tell him that if I sneezed, the earth would be gone? ”

Hades nodded: "Tell, tell." ”

"I've told him about thousands of people?"

Hades nodded: "A must"

Wang Chenlong nodded with satisfaction and patted the Hades King on the shoulder: "Good brother!" ”

——————

Lin Xiang's biggest shortcoming is that he can't bear loneliness.

An was separated for a while, and then asked curiously: "Why is Emperor Yuanzun so awesome that he still opens an Internet café?" ”

"There are many disciples in the sect, don't they all have to be fed! Electricity and water bills aren't all money! Houses and cars aren't all money! I can't buy a TV to watch in the world! I don't make money, I live in a cave! ”

Hades smiled: "If you can't make incense yourself, don't you find the reason from yourself?" The mortal believers have come to you to make a wish, which time has it worked. ”

"Big brother, you don't understand, it's not easy to be a fairy!"

"This is the reason why you don't let go of the good Yuanzun Emperor, the Shangqing Palace can't live, and take your dozen or so younger brothers to open an Internet café to grab business with me?"

Lin Xiang: ??? Aren't there thousands of little brothers......

Wang Chenlong was unhappy: "What business did I rob you?" We're not in the same industry. ”

"The eighty-year-old man in the hall is here to surf the Internet? The old man may not be able to turn on the machine. Isn't it because of the purple qi coming to the east? The range of your spell is so large, I have suffered everything, okay. ”

Wang Chenlong was unhappy again: "What kind of business can you do in that broken place?" And you're not in the right mind! Do you look down on the old man? People are only in their eighties, and it's time to play, what's wrong with being on the Internet? ”

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Lin Xiang hurriedly persuaded: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, by the way, Brother Long, you are so powerful, have you ever beaten the Hades King?" ”

“……”

“……”

"What are you talking nonsense, lamb? Is it true that your consciousness is too small, is my mana used to PK with others? My mana is used for the benefit of all living beings in the world! ”

"You can't beat it......"

Wang Chenlong cut off: "The real Hades are hard to say, but this Hades King in front of you, hehe." ”

Hades smiled, "Just try it." ”

"Forget it, I don't take advantage of people's danger, in case you really come back one day, I will have to fly down with a palm to Mars."

"It's okay, I'll try to send you to Venus, Venus has a portal."

The more Lin Xiang listened, the more confused he became: "What real body has returned?" ”

Wang Chenlong shook his head and sighed: "Don't ask really, this is all a confused account of the Three Realms, full of absurd words and bitter tears." ”

"Hey, get down to business! What the hell did you call me for? Hades interrupted Wang Chenlong, who was babbling nonsense.

"It's not my brother's matter, he has to be the king of the mountain, I can't persuade him, he doesn't see me at all! I wrote a banner about the kang when he was a child and hung it at the entrance of his cave, but he didn't see me! Aren't you a mouth cannon? Go and help me persuade. ”

The Hades King had already guessed it, and simply shook his head neatly and refused: "I can't help with this favor." ”

"Why?"

"Maybe it's because I'm not a mouthpiece."

Wang Chenlong was stunned for a while, and then scolded: "Your uncle! Can you help? ”

"No, we're leaving."

Wang Chenlong's face sank, and he shouted: "Liu He! ”

Hades stayed.

"Do you want to help?"

Hades glanced at him and said, "Come, I'll see if you sneeze the earth to the ground." ”

Wang Chenlong shouted at the network management brother: "Bring my globe!" ”

Hades was annoyed: "You are also thousands of years old, and a day is interesting?" ”

Wang Chenlong: "Yes." ”

"Your brother is carrying a human life! If you call it back, you can't enter the immortal and become a god! ”

"I don't care, what am I staying in this world for so long? If he is not a fairy, I can only go with him to be a monster! You can do it yourself, or I'll shake out all your and tell your little brother? ”

Lin Xiang applauded in his heart: Okay, good!

The Hades confronted him for three seconds, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up and tell me where the other person is!" ”

Hades was deflated.

Wang Chenlong won this game!

Although Brother Long was unhappy when he looked at Lin Xiang. But Lin Xiang still silently took out 500 yuan from the account of the Hades King to set up a gold membership in this Internet café.

Heroes should have heroes.

Of course, it's also to please.

After all, people are gods! The relationship that should be done cannot be left behind.

Even if Brother Long hates him again, he doesn't stretch out his hand and smiling face.

Lin Xiang felt that since he came to Shiren, his scheming has become heavier and heavier......

——————

On the way back, Lin Xiang asked the Hades King: "Brother Hades, your name is Liu He......

"Guess."

I guess the, I guess...... I can guess that there are ghosts.

"By the way, why does Brother Long keep bothering me? He doesn't like me! Just because I scolded him. ”

"Dragons are deceitful by nature, sensitive and suspicious. You won't hide it, he's happy, he's completely noticed, don't bother you, can it be bothered with me? ”

"Actually, he doesn't have the ability to destroy the world."

"Yes."

"Then why didn't he do it?" Lin Xiang didn't believe it.

"The earth is in ashes, and you live on Mars?"

“……”

It seems that the Hades King has a deep grudge against Brother Long......