The friendly smile of the farmer, the fresh fruit on the plate, the striking black fingerprints in the candlelight......

Time seems to freeze at this moment.

"Brute!" "Eat your mother!" "Don't dog paws be so cheap!"

At this moment, if the agricultural officer appears on the earth, it is estimated that he will not live for more than three seconds, and he will be directly torn to pieces by the earthlings who grit their teeth.

Earthlings who watch the video can also vent their anger with scolding and cursing.

In the medieval world, Wu Qingchen's temples jumped suddenly, but he had to forcibly control himself.

Wu Qingchen took a deep breath.

It's okay!

Never mind!

It's nothing!

He didn't mean to!

Wu Qingchen tried extremely hard to suppress his emotions, and his mind quickly recalled the recent time, when he returned to the earth to "rest on his own", he fixed an hour of game time every day.

I gave a blood in the first 20 seconds, and my teammates never scolded me......

I was accidentally snatched away by the enemy when I used a small animal to buy equipment, and my teammates never scolded me......

When I chased down the remnants of the enemy in the team battle, I blocked my own people, and my teammates never scolded me......

When the enemy's base camp was about to be blown up, I misplaced my ultimate, and my teammates never scolded me......

I have to say that the team of professional players specially designed by the Earth Staff Group for Wu Qingchen's personality has indeed greatly improved Wu Qingchen's endurance, self-control and control by ravaging and destroying Wu Qingchen in different ways.

In five seconds at most, Wu Qingchen successfully controlled his mouth, and re-swallowed the saliva that was almost sprayed on the farmer's face, and Wu Qingchen also successfully controlled his right hand, and put away the silver fork that almost forked the farmer's dog's paw on the dining table.

However, no matter how hard he tried, Wu Qingchen still couldn't be completely calm.

When he put the silver plate containing the fruit back in front of him, Wu Qingchen's arm had been trembling slightly, his face seemed to be crying and laughing, and his expression was extremely stiff.

It's so easy to misunderstand.

"Tsk......" The agricultural officer gently patted Wu Qingchen's shoulder again: "It's just a few pieces of fruit, what is it compared to the trouble you gave me?" Don't take it personally, eat it. ”

"......" Wu Qingchen opened his mouth and closed it again, not wanting to say half a word to this pig teammate, this bastard who will take revenge.

At this moment, another grandmother came, holding in both hands a large clay pot containing the second course of the dinner.

The second course is vegetables.

It is composed of various green foods such as radish, cabbage, water spinach, and onions.

Don't let the bastard next to you mess with it this time!

There is a lesson from the past of fruits, and when there are still two or three steps away from delivering food, Wu Qingchen has already stood up, and the arm that handed out the wooden bowl stretched out.

Wu Qingchen managed to fill a bowl of vegetables by himself.

By the way, the second false signal is given.

"Huh? Lord Loes likes vegetables so much? ”

What do you want?

Wu Qingchen turned his head suddenly, and once again he was stunned to see that the enthusiastic agricultural officer, holding the vegetable bowl that had also just been filled—by the way, inserting his black and yellow thumb into the vegetable soup—generously pushed it in front of Wu Qingchen.

Wu Qingchen really couldn't stand it anymore.

"Your fingers ......"

"Fingers? What's wrong? The farmer frowned, raised his right hand in confusion and looked at it, and soon became confused.

The next moment, His Excellency the Agricultural Officer smiled slightly, put his thumb stained with green juice into his mouth and sucked: "Oh, it's okay, I'm not afraid of getting hot." ”

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Earth.

Jiang County, a rental house.

The boxy table, along with the mouse, keyboard, cigarettes, lighters, wine bottles, and monitors placed on it, flew out of the distance.

Li Zhencai looked up to the sky and roared: "Burn your sister!" ”

Left and right, upstairs and downstairs, there were countless echoes of the same roar in all directions: "Paralysis I'm going to throw up!" "Let's scald this slut to death with a bowl of boiling water!" "Cao Nima's agricultural officer!" "Valles, right? Cao Nima, Lao Tzu remembers you! ”

National capital, public opinion-oriented group.

"Alas......" the joint venture sighed so long that it was doubtful that he was going to vomit his whole lung together, and finally said: "Hold your breath, hold your breath!" ”

"Three minutes." Co-working look at the parameters in the lower left corner: "It only took three minutes for the agricultural officer to become the public enemy of all earthlings, this bastard is really fucking capable!" A hundred times stronger than that damn cowherd last time! ”

"Windwood/Valles/Akford...... Record the full name of this bastard......" The joint venture continued to sigh and said, "The key words above, I guess it will come soon." ”

"10,000 ways to kill this bastard?"

"How is it possible, the situation of the agricultural officer this time is completely different from the situation of the cowherd last time!" The joint venture shook his head with a wry smile: "Although this guy is troublesome and annoying, he is the leader of the entire Akford Collar and currently has the highest favorability towards Wu Qingchen...... With such high-quality human resources, how can it be killed before the staff can protect it? ”

"I'm grass!" The co-working office was stunned, and quickly reacted: "You mean that we are going to wash the floor of this bastard soon?" ”

"Alas......"

Again, the joint venture let out a long, long sigh: "That's why I said, fucking hold your breath!" ”

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Medieval World, Restaurant.

"No, you can eat it yourself." Wu Qingchen pushed the vegetable bowl in front of the agricultural officer.

"It's okay, eat as much as you like." The farmer pushed back.

"I really don't need to, I'll just eat my own." Wu Qingchen pushed again.

"You're young, it's time to eat, and it's good to eat more." The farmer continued to push.

"That...... There's a lot of good stuff to come in the minute, and I've got to save some stomach. Wu Qingchen was in a hurry.

"Hmm...... All right. The farmer finally caught the bowl of vegetables.

"And ......" Wu Qingchen hurriedly struck the iron while it was hot: "Don't give me any more food later, I really can't eat so much." ”

"Hmm......" Looking at Wu Qingchen's belly, the agricultural officer finally nodded reluctantly: "Alas, you are indeed too thin now." ”

Call......

Finally got out of this big trouble......

Wu Qingchen let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that his entire spirit was half consumed.

In the time when Wu Qingchen solved the enthusiasm of the agricultural officer, the third and fourth dishes of food were also delivered to everyone.

They are fish and white bread, respectively. - Two palm-length pieces of fried fish per person, four slices of white bread the size of a cigarette box.

The next food is cheese, porridge, and eggs.

Looking at the five newly delivered foods, Wu Qingchen breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Baron Akford's tastes are quite normal.

If you can't hold the magic bag by waiting, you can barely eat the food that has been put on the table, fried fish, wheat porridge, eggs, and the vegetable soup just now.

The only foods that must be secretly dealt with are cheese with an unknown substance sticking, white bread with suspicious spots, and fruit that has been touched by a dog's paws.

Thinking of these, Wu Qingchen looked left and right.

So far, the first seven portions of food have been shared by everyone, and all the ministers at the table have begun to enjoy their share of food.

Although as the ruling class, of course, everyone here can fill their stomachs every day, but it is the middle of summer, when they are busy with childbirth, and after a long day's work, everyone is already hungry, and when the seventh portion of food is distributed, the conversation in the restaurant is already very quiet, replaced by loud chewing, snoring, swallowing.

Good!

Here's your chance!

Wu Qingchen looked left and right again, and after being completely confirmed, he quietly changed the fork to his left hand, leaned forward slightly, and began to bow his head to "drink" the vegetable soup.

Through the video, countless earthlings have seen: using various obstacles such as robes, fingers, and other dishes and bowls to block other people's sight, and using various methods such as light, location illusion, and blind spots to cover up movements, every time Wu Qingchen "drinks" a mouthful of soup, there will be a piece of fruit missing from the silver plate near his right hand.

"Good craftsmanship!" "Well done!" "Fingers are getting more and more flexible!" "I'm much more proficient than when I used to secretly put salt."

When the earthlings praised it, Wu Qingchen quickly killed four pieces of fruit and two slices of white bread, and just when Wu Qingchen was about to make persistent efforts, the food delivery grandmother began to distribute food again.

Everyone's eyes began to gather towards the brightly lit place, and Wu Qingchen stopped moving.

The eighth course is not a dish, but a drink between meals, well, that's not entirely true.

Because, the first three utensils brought by several food delivery mothers were beer, ale and wine, and the fourth was honey.

Starting from the drinks between meals, the types and amounts of drinks that everyone gets are no longer exactly the same.

Wu Qingchen had all four in front of him, there was less wine in the next level, and there was no honey in the next level.

Looking at the four cups of "drinks" in front of him, Wu Qingchen was under a lot of pressure.

Honey is good to say, and it can basically be safe.

As for the other three glasses...... Wu Qingchen touched the beads of sweat on his forehead at some point, no matter how safe these things were, as long as he drank them, he would immediately become the worst traffic accident perpetrator in the history of the world.

If it's liquid, it's too demanding for a posture......

Wu Qingchen frowned slightly, with his magic skills that had been practiced for less than an hour, he was not very sure that he could pour these three glasses of wine into the magic bag intact. - And it's not very waterproof.

It seems that there is another way to go.

Just do it when you think of it.

While the others began to enjoy the alcohol, Wu Qingchen continued to "drink" the soup while frequently holding the honey cup, and every time he picked up the bee cup, the other three wine glasses next to him would quietly change their positions, forming a straight line between Wu Qingchen's arm when serving honey.

Almost......

After a short while, calculating the distance between the three wine glasses and the amplitude of his movements, Wu Qingchen raised his hand again and stretched out to the cup containing honey.

When he was about to grab the honey cup, Wu Qingchen's arm shook slightly, and the three cups containing alcohol immediately began to tilt towards the table.

It became ......

The corners of Wu Qingchen's mouth curled slightly.

Just when Wu Qingchen suppressed his emotions and was about to show some "stunned" and "remorse" in time, suddenly, two big fan-like hands stabbed obliquely.

As if someone had been stuck in his neck, Wu Qingchen turned his head mechanically and very slowly.

Then, Wu Qingchen saw a face like steel and rock, and at this moment, this face was squeezing out a very ugly, but very sincere smile.

It was none other than the captain of the Fort Akford Guard, Carter/Akford

"This ......" Wu Qingchen stammered a little: "So fast...... You...... Your hand ......"

"What's this fast?" The captain of the guard smiled quite modestly and steadily put the three wine glasses in front of Wu Qingchen, "Compared to arrows, my speed is nothing. ”

What the do you want to compare to arrows?

When Wu Qingchen wanted to cry without tears, the food delivery grandmother appeared again, this time sending precious meat.

A few minutes later, Wu Qingchen had half a chicken, a quail, and a large plate of mutton in front of him.

Wu Qingchen looked to the right, and the agricultural officer immediately pushed the plate in front of him slightly, and his inquiring eyes clearly said, "Do you want to eat?" Wu Qingchen hurriedly shook his head.

Wu Qingchen looked to the left, and the captain of the guard smiled slightly, helping Wu Qingchen to push the saucer that had just been tentatively moved slightly, slowly, with concern, and firmly back into place.

Under the fierce gaze of the two, Wu Qingchen stepped forward slightly and felt the magic bag on his chest: the remaining space in it could not even fit a quarter of the meat in front of him.

I'm grass!

What about the pit daddy!