CHAPTER XLVII
After Zhou Yu finished playing a set of knife skills that he thought were very handsome, he pestled the tip of the knife, pressed his hand on the handle of the knife, put his other hand into his pocket, took out a box of cigarettes, bit one out with his mouth, put the cigarette back in his pocket, and after taking out his hand again, he had an extra kerosene lighter in his hand, snapped, and lit the cigarette.
Then he said to the people in the room, "Be handsome." ”
Before others could speak, Nian Yu scolded, "Handsome, handsome." You don't have anything to do with handsomeness at all. You're just a handsome guy at best. ”
Zhou Yu is indeed not the kind in the eyes of people now, a little milk dog, a little wolf dog. But it's not ugly either.
Although Zhou Yu has rarely exercised in recent years, the muscles on his body have gradually turned into fat, and his knife-cut face wears a pair of very gentlemanly glasses, giving people the feeling of a gentleman in England in the 70s.
When Zhou Yu heard Nian Yu's words, he threw the cigarette on the ground, stepped on it, and said, "Hello, hello, look at your pig-like figure, and say me!" Besides, I'm not handsome, how did you like me in the first place. ”
In fact, Nianyu is not fat, but she is not the kind of backbone beauty, she is relatively plump, with some flesh, and the melon seed face with a little baby fat, which is not tall or short when matched with her 165CM, giving people the feeling of a girl next door.
As soon as Nian Yu heard that Zhou Yu began to talk back again, he immediately replied, "Dead Zhou Yu, you said that the old lady is like a pig, I see if you have itchy skin recently." Looking for a hit, isn't it? ”
Nian Yu didn't wait for Zhou Yu to reply, and then said, "Also, you had six-pack abs at the beginning, now you have a lump of fat, you have two pectoral muscles, and now you have two A+ chests. Now you laugh, pure obscenity. Moreover, the old lady fell in love with your neck at the beginning, do you still have a neck now? ”
When Zhou Yu heard it, he was so angry.
At that time, he said, "You dead old girl, who do you say are tired, you have to force me to clean you up, right?" ”
Nian Yu was still talking, Xiao Jie hurriedly grabbed Nian Yu and said, "Okay Nian Yu, don't talk about it, you two will start arguing again in a while." And just now, Zhou Yu was really handsome. ”
As soon as Zhou Yu heard Xiao Jie's words, he was happy and said, "Look at Xiao Jie, not only is he beautiful, he has a good figure, but he also has a lot of vision. ”
IT IS SAID THAT XIAO JIE'S CONVEX AND BACKWARD FIGURE, AS WELL AS THE SMALL GOOSE EGG FACE, THE DELICATE IRRELEVANCE, AND THE 170CM HEIGHT, ARE MATCHED WITH HER GENTLE AND CONSIDERATE PERSONALITY, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LADY.
Xiao Jie asked Zhou Yu to say this, and he made a big red face again. Nian Yu was not happy, and rushed out violently.
I thought, the two of you have only determined the relationship, you will give the old lady a joy of the new and hate the old, not to mention, the old lady is still tired of this main palace, you dare to say in front of me that I am not good-looking.
ran to Zhou Yu's side, grabbed Zhou Yu's ear with one hand and shouted, "What's the matter, the old lady is still here, you dare to praise others for being beautiful." This is for your cow, it is resounding. ”
At this time, Zhou Yu, who was dragged by Nian Yu's ears, had no choice but to beg for mercy, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I was wrong." I don't dare anymore, let go, my face hurts. ”
Xiao Jie saw the painful expression on Zhou Yu's face, and hurriedly ran over, comforting Nian Yu, "Okay Nian Yu, isn't Zhou Yu deliberately angry with you, let go, so many people are tired." I have to save some face for him. ”
Nian Yu also thought that this was outside, so he let go of his hand and said, "Hmph, for the sake of Xiao Jie's intercession, I will spare you this time." One more time, huh! ”