Early in the morning, the sun is shining.

After Chu Xiaoye finished running, he went to Fallen Street alone to buy breakfast.

Wei Li left with Shangguan Xuelan, and it seemed that there was something to discuss.

Chu Xiaoye was originally only going to buy two buns, but suddenly thought that there was a little cheap cat at home, if he didn't bring it, I was afraid that he would be unable to cultivate.

After buying the buns, he was about to leave, Xu Chai suddenly floated out from behind him like a ghost, stretched out his hand and said, "Coke! You said, two cans of Coke!"

This girl is wearing a denim skirt today, a pink T-shirt, a pair of snow-white beautiful legs are slender and straight, the double peaks on her chest are round and straight, and her soft and neat short hair sets off her originally pure and lovely face, which is even fairer and more exquisite.

The big black and white eyes, accompanied by the thick and slender eyelashes, blink gently, full of smart and clear feeling.

Chu Xiaoye was obviously stunned for a moment, then took out five yuan from his pocket and said, "There are only so many, they are all for you." ”

only blamed himself for being cheap for a while, ruining people's reputation, and he could only break the fortune and avoid disasters.

Xu Chai snatched the money from his hand, wrinkled his upturned little nose, and snorted: "There is still one piece missing, you have to give it to me sooner or later." ”

Chu Xiaoye smiled helplessly and left with the bun.

After walking for a while, he turned around and saw that the girl was holding five dollars in her hand, and she was following him step by step, her dark eyes were constantly rolling, obviously trying to figure out something.

"What, you still want to rob sex?"

Chu Xiaoye said nervously.

Xu Chai rolled his eyes and said, "Are you colored?"

Chu Xiaoye became even more nervous, hid the bun in his hand behind him, and said, "That's what you want to rob me of?" Tell you, my son's head can be broken, blood can flow, and the bun must not be lost!"

Xu Chai stared at him a few times with a disdainful expression, and Fang said with a cold face: "Chu Xiaoye, confess leniently, resist strictly!Tell me quickly, how do you know my birthmark and what color underwear you wear?"

Chu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, and secretly screamed in his heart.

"Isn't it ......"

Xu Chai squinted his eyes, touched his chin with his fingers, like a detective, and sneered: "You secretly bought a telescope and peeked at me taking a bath in the boys' dormitory every night, right?"

The corners of Chu Xiaoye's mouth twitched, with a stunned expression.

Such a dirty behavior, is it obvious that you are doing it well every day?

Who used a telescope early in the morning to peek at his brother's body in the girls' dormitory, and said that he was in good shape?

It's you! It's you!

People are shameless, invincible in the world!

It is really sad that such a pure and lovely face should frame the dirty things he committed on the heads of others.

"Look, if you don't speak, you just acquiesce. ”

Xu Chai raised his chin and said with a smug face: "I guessed it casually, every time you see my eyes, I know that you have bad intentions for me." Did you secretly hide the Coke can I drank last time? There are my lip prints on it, have you been secretly kissing it for the past few days, or hiding under the covers and using it to do even more dirty things? Hmph! No need to quibble, as soon as I look at your eyes, I know that I have guessed everything!"

Chu Xiaoye: "......"

Ni Mei, this girl's narcissism is even more ruthless than Shangguan Xuelan!

"Perverts! hooligans! Dirty embryos! Boys don't have a good thing, except for seeing beautiful women drooling, they just hide in the quilt and watch small movies, do bad things, disgusting!"

Xu Hai's face was full of disdain, and as he spoke, he vomited.

Chu Xiaoye really didn't bother to pay attention to her, waved his hand, and prepared to leave.

Xu Chai suddenly stopped in front of him, took out a pair of white chiffon lace panties from his pocket, shook them in front of him, and said proudly: "Do you want to? If you want, buy me three more cans of Coke, these are the original panties I just wore yesterday." ”

“......”

Chu Xiaoye's face was sluggish.

This Nima, for a few cans of Coke, a dignified female college student, and a dignified flower of the Academy of Fine Arts, is there no bottom line?

"Hmph, seeing that you're so poor, it's better to have two cans of Coke. ”

Seeing that he didn't speak, Xu Chai thought he was too expensive, so he had to bargain and said, "Two cans are already a good deal, if I sell them to other boys, let alone two cans, someone will rush to ask for a hundred cans." ”

Chu Xiaoye couldn't help laughing and said, "Then you can sell it to others." ”

Xu Hai raised his eyebrows and said a little angrily: "How do I know which boy will want it? I can't ask one by one." It's just you, I can see at a glance that you are definitely a dirty person, a person with bad habits, you will definitely want it! Hurry up, don't be rubbing, pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with the other! There is also my body fragrance and temperature on it!"

"Don't!"

Chu Xiaoye refused, pushed her away, and was about to leave.

Xu Chai was furious, grabbed his kidney, and was about to speak, when several girls suddenly came over and greeted her: "Xu Chai will go to dinner together?"

Xu Hai's face changed, and he hurriedly stuffed the underwear in his hand into his trouser pocket, and said in a low voice: "The goods will be given to you first, two cans of Coke are owed, don't think about repaying the bill!"

With that, he walked towards the girls with a smile on his face.

A girl looked at Chu Xiaoye and asked in a low voice, "Xu Hai, who is that boy?"

Xu Chai snorted coldly, and said with an arrogant face: "How is it possible? How can my sister find that kind of defective product? That guy just stopped me when no one was around, confessed to me, and said that he was willing to be my slave, and he would kneel down and lick my feet and eat my saliva, which is so disgusting." If I hadn't seen you, I would have beaten him up. ”

As soon as these words came out, several girls glanced at Chu Xiaoye in disgust, and then coaxed: "Let's go, let's go and beat that dead pervert together!"

Chu Xiaoye didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurriedly hid his face and fled.

Ni Mei, little girl, you wait for your brother, there is a time when you kneel on the ground and cry and shout for mercy!

When he got back to the apartment, he took out the lace panties from his pocket and was about to throw them directly into the trash, but after thinking about it, he put them in a drawer, ready to humiliate the girl in front of him when the time came.

The little black cat jumped on the desk, meowed, looked at the bun in his hand, and then crouched there arrogantly, with her chin tilted, as if the queen was waiting for the little eunuch to bring the meal.

Chu Xiaoye raised the bun in his hand and said, "Kitten, if you say something, I'll give you a bun." Otherwise, you'll starve to death. ”

The little black cat grinned, sneered, then turned around and jumped on the bed, stepped on his pillow, cocked its tail directly, pouted its buttocks, and prepared to shit.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly put the buns on the desk, and said softly: "Come on, come on, come and eat the buns." Sister Cat, my little brother is joking with you, don't take it seriously. ”

"Hmph. ”

The little black cat snorted from its nose, and then stepped on a coquettish cat step, got off the pillow, and showed a contemptuous expression on the slightly raised cat face.

Chu Xiaoye stroked his forehead, feeling the urge to kill it on the spot.