On this blue planet, there is a supercontinent surrounded by a huge and incomparably large sea, the name of this continent is Ai Da Laxi, and the continent is ruled by five kingdoms.

There is a tall tower in the center of the continent, which is the pinnacle of religious belief on this continent, the XX Grand Holy See. All the clergy need to come here for training, countless devotees come to worship every day, and the new kings of the five kingdoms need to be crowned and the pope has to perform the ceremony.

"Why the XX Grand Holy See?" A childish voice asked.

"Meow! How do you know that the old paper is the XX Great Holy See, and there are really two XX drawn on this book! It's really not that the author is lazy! Are you still listening? ”

A certain narrator gave a 'hairy chestnut' to the head of the little girl lying on his lap.

"hmmmmm~" The little girl pouted and puffed out her cheeks and touched the bag on her head in protest.

The narrator cleared his throat and continued, in the east of the Ai Lan Continent, our protagonist Tang 13 is the thirteenth son of the local landlord's family, but because it was the landlord Tang Dadou who saw a village girl who was as beautiful as a flower during a spring outing, the thirteen young mother's biological mother was taken back to the county mansion by Tang Dadou, because the Tang family's grandmother was too fierce, and never gave the thirteen young mother's name. So I've been doing the work of the main house girl in the Tang Mansion.

"Why did you become thirteen less again?"

The immature voice interrupted the narrator's voice again.

"Tsk! Isn't that an abbreviation?"

The narrator smashed his mouth impatiently, and after a brief explanation, continued to read the story written in the novel in his hand.

Early one morning, the thirteen young man heard a spoiled shout: "Baby, get up, if you don't get up, your father will punish you again" The thirteen young man's hair stood on end, and the one who could use such a charming and doting voice must be his own mother.

I saw thirteen less oolong skeins, kicked away the quilt and at the same time a carp straightened, and a Tai Chi gossip hand. After pushing away his mother's wet kiss with an extremely feminine pusher, he maintained a guarded posture and said:

"Mother, if you let others know, won't you laugh off your big teeth!"

The thirteen young mother's mother returned to her serious appearance, and said stupidly: "Isn't there no one here?" Besides, every time you get up and make such a big move, won't your brothers know about your martial arts. ”

"Don't worry, my brothers still think I'm a fool. If they knew that I was a Demon Martial Dao Third Cultivator, they would definitely be angry, and when I was admitted to the Warrior Academy and became an official mother, you would no longer have to suffer. ”

When the thirteenth young man was still explaining to his mother his lofty ideals after the completion of the three cultivations of the Demon Martial Dao, the roar of the main room came from outside the room:

"Cuihua, where's my breakfast!"

With this roar, the visible air ripples in the air shattered the paper windows of the thirteen young people's living huts. I saw that the mother of the thirteenth master, that is, Cuihua, was bleeding from both ears. wiped it casually with the thirteenth master's sheets, and ran towards the eldest lady's bedroom with a roar.

"Alas! These hard days are coming to an end! Mother, next week is the day of the exams at the Military Attache School, and I will definitely be able to get the only five places in the entire prefecture."

"Huh? Since it is the only one, how can there be five? The little girl looked up at the narrator with a question mark in her eyes.

The narrator's anger at the little girl's continuous interruption by squeezing her nose, eyebrows, and mouth together expresses her anger at the continuous interruption of the little girl, ignoring her and continuing to read along with what is written in the book.

Thirteen young people pull up their pants, the pants look good, better than those house slaves wear, it is the material left over from the clothes of the big young man, the mother secretly sewed it with leftovers for a while, by the way, a trouser tube of the big young can wrap the whole person of the thirteen young people, so the natural leftovers are enough for the thirteen young to make a set of clothes, and even to the extent that the eldest lady is unconscious.

After all, the eldest lady is actually about the same as the volume of the eldest lady, put on the top, the thirteen young wiped his face with the cold water prepared by his mother, picked up the steamed buns on the table and prepared to go out, today and the little moon next door said that they would go to the Lingdao Mountain together for a double holiday, Xiao Yue is the childhood sweetheart of the thirteen young people, his full name is Xiao Yueyue, and his life experience is similar to that of the thirteen young people.

is the thirteenth daughter of Xiaozhi County next door, of course, her mother is not a village girl, but a maid in Xiaofu. Because she is the daughter of the magistrate, his mother still has a name, but in this society where the class division is very solid, the status is naturally inferior to that of several other ladies.

Similarly, Xiaoyue has been bullied by several other brothers and sisters. But Xiaoyue has attracted the attention of Xiaozhi County because she was born with magic energy, after all, there are only 2 people in this county who can use magic, and natural magic energy is extremely rare.

But magic is a common thing in the continent of Aidara, some people are born with it, and some people get magic because they have obtained natural treasures, or because they have lived in a place full of magic for a long time. The Wizards' Guild gave birth to a super magician tens of thousands of years ago.

It is this mage who has customized a set of extremely precise measurement methods to divide the people who have magic into several classes, and the people who just have the power of magic are called demon holders, and they are not yet qualified to be called mages, and then after systematic training and learning, they will be divided into many factions, but they are generally divided into, small magic students, medium magic students, high magic students, and big magic students.

"Are humans really that differentiated? It's a real nuisance."

The little girl seemed to be about to fall asleep, so she rolled over lazily and changed the position that was originally lying on the lap of the narrator to a more comfortable position on the side pillow.

"Hey! Don't look at the book! This is my last ancient book! ”

Narrator-kun nervously and quickly lifted the book above his head, dodging the flames that the little girl inadvertently spat out of her mouth when she was snorting, although the flames did not look big, but they had the power of the lighter to explode after being ignited. Although the handsome hairstyle was partially scorched and there was a little bit of sparking, the narrator didn't seem to care too much.

When the little girl was done, she put the bookshelf back on her lap, turned over the yellowed pages, and continued reading

When you finally complete the Magic Academy exam and become a real magician, the Mage Association will give different titles according to different people, such as the local tyrant gold mage, the single dog mage, the cuckold mage, the family squat mage, and so on.

The actual situation will be awarded based on each person's experience. For example, the squatting mage at home,It refers to those who stay in the tower all day to study magic,Cuckold mage is one of the more special titles,Although the number of people who get it is not a lot, but the conditions for obtaining it are not very easy to obtain,This title must be a wife's room,At the same time, there must be a kind male neighbor surnamed Wang living next door,And you must let the neighbor surnamed Wang willingly go to the magic association and say:"XX guy shock breaker!" Spell grammarians are eligible for this title.

Some mages will not hesitate to buy the room next to their property and give it to men with the surname Wang in order to obtain the magic bonus of the title, so in this world, men with the surname Wang are more popular with girls, after all, they are rich. Most academic mages are referred to as single dog mages, because every mage must recite the correct spell in order to cast a spell, and the length of the spell determines the power of the magic.

So most mages will have a minion, however it is not cheap to hire a minion with the title of warrior. So most people will keep a fierce dog as an early means of protection. And most of the time mages are alone, so as long as this type of mage is called a single dog mage. Because the title of mage can bring great magic power, power and other blessings to the mage, chasing the number of titles is also the lifelong pursuit of every mage.

"Ha~~~Huh~~~~"

The little girl seemed to be really sleepy, and the narrator-kun had to keep an eye out for the flames she had unintentionally swallowed. can barely continue to study, Narrator Jun helped the little girl cover the blanket, although according to her physique at minus two or three hundred degrees will not feel cold, but after all, it is a little girl's body. After the blanket is covered, the narrator no longer reads out the words in the book, but continues to immerse himself in the world of the book.

And the natural mage is divided into four classes: magic, magic, magic, magic, and magic. The amount of magical energy that each level of mage can absorb is different every day, with the least magic power and the most magic energy. Therefore, Xiao Yue's innate magic ability means that she was born with a much faster cultivation speed than others, and her innate magic ability will only appear in ten thousand people.

So Xiaoyue naturally received the attention of the family, and at the same time aroused the jealousy of the upper rooms. Therefore, life is not easy, the thirteen young people who are also in the lower room are very close to her, and Xiao Yueyue is a beauty, with a fairy-like face, and a demon-like figure that becomes more and more beautiful as she grows older.

Being able to go to Lingdao Mountain to practice for one day every month with such a beautiful woman is also one of the motivations for the thirteenth young man to persevere under all kinds of bullying in the upper room for so many years. So Thirteen chose a piece of clothing that he never usually wears. He tied his shoulder-length hair in a bun and looked at his appearance in the bronze mirror. I practiced what I thought was the most handsome smile, but I saw that the green onion on the steamed bun was stuck on my teeth and couldn't be buckled. So it took a whole day to deduct this green onion, thus missing the time to take a weekend with Xiao Yueyue.

"What the Falck! What a dog plot this is. What a garbage author! Seeing this, the narrator couldn't help but curse an imperial standard swearing. At the same time complain about the author's IQ.

"Warning! Warn! Non-compliant language detected. Citizen Narrator imposed a fine of 50 Imperial Dollars on the speaker in accordance with Article 8791 of the Imperial Law"

Narrator-kun looked at the personal servo terminal floating next to him with an idiot on his face.

"Wrong! Mistake! Error code 505, unable to connect to the Imperial network, trying to reconnect, reconnection failed, error code 505, so this violation is recorded on the local server and will be uploaded to the Imperial Discipline Division when the Imperial network is reconnected. The penalizer is requested to pay the fine at Imperial Bank within one week after the fine is submitted, or pay it remotely at this terminal. ”

"Dana! Can you set this terminal up, if the next time he is in the danger zone, he suddenly comes to me, I'm going to lose my life?"

The narrator ignored the personal terminal and did not put down the book. Just raised his head slightly, looking at the position of the second red moon, after a murmur, the personal terminal emitted an electronic sound different from the previous one:

"According to Article 746 of Chapter III of the Imperial Constitution, the captain's authority is insufficient to change the internal code of the personal servo issued by the Citizen's Discipline Department directly under the Empire."

"So this ship is currently in a state of transasma, is there any relevant regulation that can bypass the Imperial Constitution?"

“aye！ captain, local LAN search, search in progress. ”

The narrator picked up a slender alien leaf, stuck it in the spot where he saw the first chapter, closed the book, touched his chin, added a piece of wood to the bonfire, and moved the wood in the bonfire to make the fire burn more vigorously, waiting for the reply from Dana. Less than ten seconds later, a flat female voice came from the personal terminal:

"According to the existing data retrieval of the ship's local area network, the appendix to the Death Act in Chapter III of the Imperial Ship Act, the captain of the ship may temporarily shut down or terminate the machine soul on the grounds that the Imperial Machinery will pose great danger to the crew, and the permission code XC10637068101306 The ship has submitted an application to the terminal, please connect and operate it by yourself."

Narrator-kun got up, took out four balls from the small bag he was carrying, put them on the four corners of the hole in the face of the wind and snow, and then pressed the start button, and the four balls stretched out their extremely slender mechanical feet, thumped into the rock wall, and then looked around like eyeballs and formed a diagonal with the balls opposite.

After a few seconds of focusing and recognition, a light curtain like ripples of water shoots out from the pupil-like place, and gradually this light curtain simulates the surrounding environment, and a snow-covered rock wall appears in front of you. After a few more seconds, the location of the cave was completely invisible from outside the entrance, as if the cave in the mountain had never existed. After setting up the disguise, Narrator stuffed the little girl who could spew sparks every time he breathed into the survival tent and got into it himself. After adjusting the temperature, Narrator put on holographic glasses and said to the air:

"Dana, help me connect to my personal terminal."

“aye! Captain" The female voice in the personal terminal replied to the narrator's appeal very quickly.

"Imperial Citizen Narrator, I am applying to this unit for a function change, and the appendix to the Imperial Ship Act Chapter III Shipwreck Act asks Imperial Citizen Narrator-kun to face this machine"

The personal server that emits electronic sounds, it looks like a cylinder sixteen centimeters long, and every citizen of the empire will receive this gift from the emperor from birth and accompany him throughout his life, everything in the citizen will be recorded, and at the same time, this personal server also works as a personal computer, logistics pick-up device. Private physician. Depending on the profession of an Imperial citizen, there are also different modules to upgrade as an adult.

For example, the Medic will have an upgrade of the Mechanical Nurse to replace the error-prone human Nurse, and the Soldier will have various tactical upgrades such as a high-arrow rifle or something, and it is said to be made of a special metal called Misri, which is extremely hard and almost indestructible, and even if damaged, it will gradually repair itself like the self-healing metal on Imperial warships.

As for how he still maintains levitation in various planetary environments and how to obtain energy sources, this question has always been a secret of the empire, and ordinary people cannot understand it, but this one of the narrator is not the same as normal. The cylindrical servo edges are edged with gold outlined in rich metal, which contrasts sharply with the pitch-black body, and even the metal has been shaped into wings that extend from the detector to the entire fuselage, and the mechanical arm that was originally used to help citizens is now replaced by a strange weapon.

"Please face the Celebrant with your face facing the machine, and compare them in the following order, please wink, please open your mouth, and shake your head left and right. Place your hand in the highlighted area of the machine. ”

Narrator followed the instructions of the Empire's personal server to complete the verification process step by step. The personal server then remained hovering, and a holographic console was projected from the camera.

"Since the machine cannot connect to the Imperial network, according to the Imperial Machinery Law, the machine will be authorized to obtain the visual and auditory records of citizen narrator and compare them. Please enter the authorization code and select Visual & Auditory Documents. ”

After entering the code, Narrator-kun felt a tingling pain in the back of his head, and then the holographic image illuminated by the personal terminal in front of him showed everything recorded through his own eyeballs since his birth, and the document was based on the imperial year, down to the hour.

"It's because of this opposition that I want to break away from the empire."

The narrator-kun exhaled, and before he could finish his sentence, he ushered in a warning from his personal terminal.

"Warning! Warn! Imperial Citizen Narrator, this machine has detected many negative remarks, and has now submitted his personal information to the Inquisition, asking the Imperial Citizen to maintain his current position and wait for the Imperial Police Department to come and investigate. Then, as with the first warning, because it was impossible to connect to the Imperial Network, the personal terminal archived the files locally, waiting for the next time to connect to the Imperial Network for submission.

"Of course, if we can return to the confines of the Empire."

After speaking, Narrator Jun stretched out his hand and selected the nearly one year and seven imperial months since he woke up from the freezer in the projected holographic picture, and began to close his eyes, allowing his personal terminal to be hypnotized, and his spirit entered a deep sleep state of retrospective comparison.