Chapter 50: Keep fooling, dare you believe it or not!
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.
Luo Hou only thought about the monk in his heart, and he heard a noise outside the courtyard, as if someone was coming.
In this wilderness, who else can there be except for the old monk Yixiu and his newly accepted female disciple Jingjing?
This monk, when he is old, still accepts a female disciple alone.
And they were brought to settle in this wilderness.
It's not specifically for his own vindictive neighbors, it's strange that Jia Le, a disciple of the four-eyed Taoist, is a wife candidate.
In the movie, Jia Le played hooligan on Jingjing as soon as they met, but Yixiu didn't get angry, but connived.
In the whole plot, Yixiu and Simu are very tacit, giving Jia Le and Jingjing all kinds of assists.
These two people clearly regard them as the successors of their future careers.
A man and a woman, and a son and daughter in the future, the offspring are endless, and the career is endless, and the abacus is too fine.
But Luo Hou didn't puncture all these ideas.
It is better to demolish ten temples than to destroy a marriage.
Just thinking about it, Ikyu and Jingjing had already arrived in the courtyard.
Simu and Jia Le couldn't hide anymore, so they had to come out and bring the two in.
It's just that the look is very awkward, the eyebrows are not eyebrows, the eyes are not eyes, obviously there was a big feud before, and this will be endured.
Behind him were two people, one was older, about forty or fifty years old, his hair was still black, his eyebrows were gray, and he was wearing a moon-white monk's robe, but he looked very kind, this must be Master Yixiu.
The other was a little girl.
This little girl is not very old, her hair is tied in a small braid with a double ponytail, hanging down on her chest, and the bangs are neatly arranged in front of her forehead, which sets off her already big eyes bigger and more elf.
is just wearing a red cloth starry clothes, and it looks like the village girl's temperament is particularly obvious.
On the whole, there is a feeling of small jasper.
It took a lot of effort to find a future wife for Jia Le this time.
Although it was brought in, Simu obviously didn't want to continue to endure it, so he sat down directly on the main seat, briefly introduced a few words, and didn't say hello to let the two of them sit down.
Jack-of-all-trades are on the field.
Led Ichikyu to sit down at a table in the four eyes.
First of all, a cup of tea is served.
He also diligently asked if he had eaten breakfast, he just made some, and without waiting for his master to agree, he immediately took it out.
Luo Hou was silent.
He wanted to see if the two would still fight like in the original plot without his own interference.
Contrary to Luo Hou's expectations, the plot inertia, or rather, the grudges accumulated by the two in the past are too deep.
Sure enough, the tea was not drunk, and it was sprinkled on the ground early.
It's just that he obviously took into account Luo Hou's presence, and didn't go too far as in the plot.
A little bit of face was also preserved.
But this is obviously not enough to eat.
It's so much that I don't want to stay any longer, and I want to leave.
But Luo Hou didn't want him to go, and immediately came out to play a round.
"Master Yixiu, wait, it is better to settle the grievance, although the breakfast made by Jia Le can not be eaten, I have some exotic delicacies here, which were collected from walking all over the world before, just to open everyone's eyes."
"Oh?"
Jingjing and Knorr looked at each other in amazement.
Obviously, I'm curious to know what it means to be an exotic delicacy.
There were guests there, and the four eyes were not good, so they had to stop and make peace.
Ikyu also took advantage of the situation and sat back.
Where is there any exotic food in Luohou.
Instead, there are a lot of candies, biscuits, saqima, and cakes brought over by the real earth.
Luo Hou got up and waved his hand at the table in front of him, "Bang la la", countless beautifully packaged candies, biscuits, cakes, and Saqima were piled up on the table into a small mountain.
Yixiu, along with the four eyes and the monk, almost stared out his eyeballs.
The four eyes are slightly better, after all, I have seen Luo Hou use "Sleeve Universe" to catch demons before.
It would have been a surprise to recover in a flash.
This kind of power, at most, fights zombies, persuades people to be kind, and resolves the ghosts, where has he seen it, and he is shocked.
The eyeballs almost protruded.
Jingjing and Knorr standing at the door were no exception, they thought that this guest was going to take it out of his pocket, but they didn't expect it to be so exciting!
It's actually the legendary Sumeru meson!
And so much more.
Simu noticed the exaggerated expression of Yixiu on the opposite seat, and instantly became proud, and it was a rare opportunity to see his enemy make a fool of himself.
Luo Hou beckoned Jia Le and Jingjing to come over and asked the two juniors to divide the things on the table.
Then Luo Hou turned his head to the two people who were still studying the sweets and snacks on the table: "Two, let's eat breakfast first and taste these exotic delicacies." ”
The two of them had long been curious.
Instantaneously from goodness to flow.
I picked up the candy and snacks that I had been eyeing for a long time and tasted them.
Master Ichiyu is holding a square Saqima.
Shime was holding a candy, but when he saw that Ikyu's Sachima was bigger than his, he immediately put it down and took a bigger cake.
Luo Hou briefly introduced how to tear open the package and how to eat it.
Yixiu quickly exclaimed: "Amitabha, this thing, the poor monk has eaten it." ”
Luo Hou is not surprised, Saqima itself originated in the Qing Dynasty and was the food of the Manchus.
The background of this world is the Qing Dynasty, which is not far from the end of the Qing Dynasty, and wars are frequent, so demons breed and zombies are rampant.
Before Yixiu, he was walking the world, and he must have been to the capital and eaten this kind of food, which is very possible.
The four-eyed Taoist snorted, and didn't even look at Master Yixiu, completely disbelieving that he had eaten this kind of strange, extremely expensive and beautiful food, and he didn't give Yixiu a face.
Ikyu continued with an expression as if he remembered something: "This thing was only coincidentally happened by a poor monk at the foot of the imperial city, and he went to a rich and noble house to eat a little, but the thing is this thing, but it doesn't look like this, and it doesn't taste like this. ”
Luo Hou nodded and affirmed Yixiu's words: "It is this, the name is Saqima, which comes from the Manchus, and the master must have gone to a Manchu aristocratic family." ”
Jingjing also ate a candy, obviously the amazing sweetness created by modern technology, so that she didn't even say a word of praise, and kept it in her mouth and was reluctant to swallow it.
Even the packaging of the candy was reluctant to throw away, and carefully collected it and put it in the pocket.
Obviously, I love this unusually beautiful packaging and want to get it back for decoration.
Luo Hou saw it in his eyes and didn't say much.
After an evolution, the memory in his mind became clear little by little, and he also remembered the experience of when he was a few years old, in the countryside, after eating candy, he would also leave the candy paper and carefully collect it.
What's more, although Jingjing and Knorr are sixteen, seventy or eighteen, they grew up in the Qing Dynasty, and it is a luxury to eat sweets, not to mention modern sweets.
After eating a delicious meal, Luo Hou reconciled, Jingjing joked, and the four eyes and Yixiu really made peace with each other, and recovered a little harmony.
Luo Hou also explained his origin.
He called himself a qi practitioner, he used to be just an ordinary person, he got the opportunity and started to cultivate, he was originally in retreat in the cave, and he didn't know how easy it was, but not long ago, he suddenly calculated a hexagram, and knew that the destiny of heaven was going to end, and it was inevitable that there would be a catastrophe at the end of the last dynasty, which was not conducive to the existence of the cave, so he took the initiative to go out of the mountain to avoid the catastrophe, and counted some opportunities here, so he came over.
Many of these exquisite foods are produced in the cave and are not visible to outsiders.
Ikyu and Shimu were amazed to hear it, but they didn't believe it.
It's just that Luo Hou claims to be a qi practitioner, but he doesn't say that he is a Taoist priest, nor does he say that he is a monk and layman.
If it was a Taoist priest or a layman, it would have been debunked by these two people a long time ago.
The two of them have mana, inheritance, and a long history, and many things have been recorded, so you will see the flaws directly.
But there are so many qi practitioners in the world.
There are a lot of organic fates.
Although they are very greedy for the existence of caves, but after all, this is a matter of privacy, not to mention that they are not young anymore, and their desire is not so strong.
is very concerned about the great difficulties and opportunities mentioned in Luo Hou's words.
and the difference between his self-proclaimed Qi practitioner and his own monk's practice.
Jia Le and Jingjing were dumbfounded.
There is such a strange thing.
I've never heard of it.
But the guest in front of him, dressed in strange clothes, and eating something he had never heard of, seemed to be real.
"Senior, there is a cave heaven, isn't it possible to become an immortal?"
Jia Le couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart and hurriedly asked.
Luo Hou laughed for a while, thinking about becoming an immortal, how could it be.
He shook his head: "It is difficult to become an immortal, it is as difficult as the blue sky, the cave is also the world, and the outside world is also the world, but the cave is a little more peaceful and peaceful, there are more strange people and strange things, there is no oppression by the imperial court, there is no landlord to collect rent, do it yourself, and have enough food and clothing." ”
I also talked a little bit about airplanes, cars, mobile phones and the like, but the planes and cars were said to be Mojia tricks, and the mobile phone was said to be a thousand-mile transmission note.
Four eyes and one rest are a little convinced.
Before, they were actually a little worried that Luo Hou was a demon and a monster.
As soon as he came over, the four of them appeared together, and secretly there was actually a bit of a four-person effort to eliminate demons and destroy demons.
It's really Luo Houqi who is dressed in strange clothes, and his words and deeds are not like ordinary people, so they have to think about demons.
Hearing him talk about the cave sky, they thought it was a place for demons to cultivate.
But when it comes to the cars, airplanes, and mobile phones that are the same as the thousands of miles of transmission notes created by the Mohist machine.
On the contrary, I believed it a little.
That cave must be an existence similar to the Peach Blossom Spring.
The records of the Peach Blossom Spring in the Peach Blossom Fountain have been circulated throughout the ages, and they are also literate, and they have naturally paid attention to this existence like the blessed land of the cave.
And in Dongtian, there is no court, no family, no landlord, that is also normal.
A group of people who have escaped the world, how can they get another court to continue to rule them.
There was no forced labor, no taxes, no landlords collecting rent, self-cultivation, and of course abundant food and clothing.
The two of them, in the barren mountains and mountains, can actually be regarded as a kind of cave heaven and blessed land, but they want to completely escape the world, but they can't do it at all.
At this moment, in the hearts of the two of them, they dispelled the doubt that Luo Hou was a demon monster, his origin was clear, although there was no Taoism, and he was not in the system, he was born to help others when the world was in chaos and demons were breeding, and he was also regarded as a Taoist friend by the two and accepted seriously.
And seeing that the Qiankun spell in Luo Hou's sleeve is used very lightly, it must be that the mana is strong, and under the direct threat of power, the two of them have to believe it.
When Luo Hou talked about the opportunity in a few days, he wanted to stay here for a while.
Eating people with short hands, taking people softly, eating delicious food, Simu couldn't refuse, and immediately ordered Jia Le to clean up a room and let Luo Hou stay here temporarily.