(Thanks to Shunyun Daoyou)

That was almost half a year before I left school. Because of the rules of the Tao, I can't go home until I leave the master's house, and I have to stay at the master's house, so I have met a lot of friends here in the past two years with the master. And everyone respects me more because of my profession.

In fact, to put it bluntly, everyone believes in these things, after all, in our place, there are a lot of all kinds of unexplained things that happen, and we often take on this kind of business, so when we deal with it, they can occasionally see us doing things. Seeing is believing, and their respect for our profession is indelible.

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It was a summer noon, I was reading with an electric fan in my master's house, and it was hot outside, not to mention, if I moved a little, I was covered in stinky sweat.

I finally calmed down, read the book, and was reading hard, when the mobile phone rang, startling me, I impatiently grabbed the mobile phone and saw that it was a friend of mine calling. Pouted and hesitated.

This friend of mine, others call him Xiaowen, although he takes the name of Wen Susu, but he doesn't like to read at all, he likes to run around and play with nothing to do. I thought about it quickly, thinking that this guy was asking me to go out to play again, and I thought that on this hot day, what kind of crazy thing is it, and it is strange that I don't get heat stroke when I go out and run crazy, so I hung up the phone and continued to read my book. After a few seconds, this Xiaowen called me again, and I thought to myself: What the hell is this kid going to do, so persistent. So I picked up the phone and said stupidly, "Hey, what are you doing Xiaowen?" ”

Xiaowen said angrily on the other end of the phone: "Shunyun, why are you hanging up on me?" ”

When I heard this, I was a little embarrassed and replied, "On such a hot day, where are you going if you don't stay at home?" “

Because every time Xiaowen called me, he asked me to play with him, so my first reaction was that he definitely wanted to play with me again. I only heard the angry and anxious person on the other end of the phone say, "Where are you?" I have something to look for you, can you come out? ”

I was speechless when I heard this, and I knew that this kid was lying to me again. But it can't be helped. Looking at his tone, I couldn't excuse myself, so I said, "What's the matter, talk about it on the phone." ”

"No, I have to meet and say, I have something very important to talk to you about, are you enough buddy?"

I was completely speechless, and replied, "I'm at Master's house, you can go to the gym and wait for me!" ”

"Okay, then hurry up, I'll be there soon." Xiao Wen hung up the phone violently.

I was very entangled, and I came to the gym very reluctantly under the big sun.

As soon as I arrived at the edge of the fitness field, I saw Xiaowen standing in the middle of the field from a distance. I wondered, why is this kid so fast, I've just arrived at the gym here, and this guy has already arrived here, is he running? Convincing.

hurriedly walked over in three steps and two steps, and said, "Xiaowen, what's wrong?" What's the matter, can't you talk about it on the phone? Xiaowen looked at me and said in a panic: "Shunyun, help, my grandmother has encountered something." ”

Hearing him say this, I immediately apologized and said: "Xiaowen I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong, I thought you fooled me to come out to play with you again, tell me what's going on?" Xiaowen said anxiously: "My grandmother went to the mountains to collect firewood in the morning, and when she came back in the afternoon, she lay on the bed and couldn't get up, and she kept shouting to eat, but the problem was that she ate a lot of things, and she still shouted that she was hungry." My mom and I feel something's wrong, let me quickly ask you what to do? ”

After I heard this, I immediately made a guess in my heart and asked, "Then did your grandmother go to the mountain in the afternoon and pass through the bamboo forest, and there was a bamboo hanging down, and your grandmother stepped over with her feet." (Because I had done a similar thing with Master before when I went up the mountain to chop firewood and came back and shouted that I was hungry, so I made such a guess) Xiaowen immediately pecked at the rice and nodded violently and replied: "Yes, yes, that's it, as soon as my grandmother came back in the afternoon, she kept saying in her mouth, damn bamboo, hanging down, almost couldn't cross over to plant it, and she couldn't get up from the bed after speaking." As soon as I heard this, I knew that something must be causing trouble, and I thought that I still needed to go back and talk to Master. said to Xiaowen: "You go back first and ask your family if this is the situation I said?" I'll go back and talk to my master first, and then call me later. ”

Xiaowen said hello and left in a hurry. I also turned around and went back to Master's house, but Master was not at home, so I could only wait.

Until that night, the phone rang again, I picked up the phone and looked, sure enough, it was Xiaowen's, but this time it was not Xiaowen who answered the phone but his mother, and his mother said, "Hey, you are Xiaowen's friend, right?" I heard Xiaowen talk about your chat in the afternoon, it's really like this, you see how this should be, can you do something for Xiaowen's grandmother? ”

When I heard this, I immediately understood that Xiaowen's mother wanted me to take over the business, so I excused myself and said, "I can solve the matter of Xiaowen's grandmother, but I haven't graduated yet, can I call my master?" Xiaowen's mother said again: "Is there anything wrong with not being a teacher?" I think you are Xiaowen's friend, Xiaowen said that he only told you two words just now, and you said what the problem was, and there was almost no fork, I think you must have a way. ”

I said, "Auntie, I have a way, and there is no problem if I don't have a teacher, but I haven't taken over the business alone, so I'm afraid it's not appropriate." ”

Xiaowen's mother still insisted that I go alone, and she refused to let me recommend my master to come over, so I knew that she was worried about money, so I thought about it and couldn't postpone it, so I agreed, saying that I would ask my master first to see if it was feasible. I quickly told Master about it, and Master said that my inference was not far from ten, and he told me about it, and then he nagged me about the matters that needed attention and emergency measures, and then gave me Dharma tools and other things. I hurried to Xiaowen's house. After arriving at Xiaowen's house, Xiaowen's mother and Xiaowen were already waiting at the door, but they didn't see his grandmother, which is also normal, and it is estimated that they are still lying on the bed. When I entered the house, Xiaowen's mother brought the freshly boiled eggnog, and I was not polite, and said to Xiaowen's mother while eating: "Auntie, Xiaowen's grandmother has met Jiaxian, this problem is not big, but it is indeed a little difficult to send it away, because Jiaxian is equivalent to a ghost beggar, equivalent to a human emperor, and he will not leave if he does not serve well, unless he is forced to leave." When Xiaowen's mother heard my words, she asked anxiously, "What should I do then?" ”

I said, "It's okay, you go and light the incense burner first, and light the incense burner of the stove god, the door god, and the heaven and earth father." Xiaowen's mother did so very quickly. After lighting the incense, I asked Xiaowen to make some rice, three dishes and one soup, one tea and one wine at home, and bring it to my grandmother's room after finishing it. I came to my grandmother's room and saw that Xiaowen's grandmother was still lying on the bed, so I didn't disturb her.

Putting on the robe, took out the five thunder and just brought in the master's house "offering runes", at this time Xiaowen's mother also made the meal, Xiaowen put the food in front of the bed according to my instructions and pasted it with my offering runes, so I began to recite the mantra of inviting the family immortals, and after reading, I used the five thunder cards to play the Taoist charm on my mother-in-law. After finishing the matter, I went downstairs, and the ceremony was finished in less than half an hour. Xiaowen's mother looked at me suspiciously and said, "That's okay?" ”

I smiled and said to Xiaowen's mother: "Well, okay, in another half an hour, let's go upstairs together to have a look, if the wine in the wine glass is drunk, it means that he is gone, if he is not drunk, it means that he is not leaving, and he is not comfortable eating." Xiaowen's mother nodded in disbelief. So we waited downstairs for half an hour, and the time was up.

"Let's go upstairs and have a look." I said.

Everyone heard me speak, and they all followed me upstairs, pushed open my grandmother's room, and I went straight to the wine glass on the table, and looked inside, hi...... He shook his head in frustration. "Master Shunyun, what's going on, why is there only half a glass of wine left?" Xiaowen's mother asked nervously.

I looked at them and said that the family fairy is not leaving, it is estimated that this is a child, you go upstairs and bring the child, this child is Xiaowen's younger brother, who has just been born less than a year old. (Because you can attack anyone outside the home, but when you get home, except for the person who follows you on the mountain, you can only follow people of the same age as yourself at home) Xiaowen's mother immediately ran to her room and took out the child.

She didn't know if she didn't hug it, she was really frightened when she hugged it, she screamed "ah", ran to me and said in a panic: "Master Shunyun, look, why are there so many red rashes?" I walked over and looked at the child's body, and the rashes were very red and oozing, so I asked, "Did my mother-in-law hold the child when she came back in the afternoon?" ”

Xiaowen's mother replied affirmatively: "Yes, I have hugged it!" I immediately drew a defilement charm on the spot and asked the child to scrub it.

I was very angry, and immediately rushed to Xiaowen's grandmother's room and shouted angrily: "The first little ghost in the family, you just come to beg for some food, don't you offer you an offering, you still come to play with the child, aren't you toasting and not eating and drinking?" You have to take you in, are you willing? My master kindly explained to me, I will definitely get you something to eat, feed you, and I also asked my friend to prepare a good wine for you, you still toss other people's children like this, are you guilty......"

I shouted this on purpose, because when I came, Master made a special explanation: "If you don't leave, say something out loud that makes him feel guilty." "That's why I'm....

After I finished shouting, my grandmother's body twitched obviously, and the child began to cry. I know that this family must have started messing around at home again.

I ran downstairs and used five thunders to play the patriarch spell above the front yard, at this time there was a very big movement in front of the stove, and the back door seemed to be opened, and there was a loud noise, I knew that this little ghost seemed to be afraid and slipped through the back door.

I breathed a sigh of relief, took off my robe, and said to them: "It's okay, don't worry, tomorrow morning, the child and mother-in-law will be the same as usual." ”

Xiaowen's mother asked, "What about the child?" Do you want to go to the hospital if you have a rash? ”

I said, "No, I've used the filth charm to drive away the filth left on him, and it will disappear tomorrow." ”

After my family thanked me, I returned to Master's house with the artifact.

Friendly reminder: Everyone must be very confused why Jiaxian suddenly left, right? That's because of what I just said and the role of the patriarch's mantra, Jiaxian is different from other little ghosts, Jiaxian is also known as Laipi Ghost, Demon Lingzi, etc. That passage has the same effect as the offering rune, all of which are to make him feel ashamed, and the role of the ancestor talisman is to suppress him without killing him, so it can be said that it is necessary to deal with this with both soft and hard, both of which are indispensable.

The tips that Shunyun Daoyou want to give you are: to deal with different spirits to adopt different methods, the same is the same for people, different things, you have to adopt adaptive ways and methods to deal with, you can't help but find the right way and method to deal with it indiscriminately, otherwise it will cause bad consequences.