Chapter 979: Reasoning on Death (3,000 Words)
In another twenty years, it will be his world.
No wonder he wants to be arrogant, this old king next door who is hiding in a chair in the hotel, when his sons are all over the city, it is time for him to rise up and take down the local yin talker Huang Gangming!
Because Huang Gangming at that time was already in his sixties, even if he didn't know what hole cards were, even if he broke through to become a yin line, what if he broke through?
He will also grow old slowly, and his yin magic will decline, unless he ...... He has the legendary Tai Sui meat, which can become a veteran yin master and delay aging.
We were completely shocked by what we heard.
No wonder.....
He didn't want to provoke Huang Gangming, because there was no need for him to participate in that kind of risk, and in another twenty years, he would go out of the mountain and dominate the world......
And, now, he is indeed living happily.
Even to some extent, it is more comfortable than the local yin talker Huang Gangming.
People have to be busy and anxious.
And what about him?
The presidential luxury suite where he lived, the room was cleaned up, and most of the beauties in the city's wealthy circle took the initiative to come over and dedicate themselves to him, which was an emperor-like day.
It's okay, just in the luxurious presidential suite, watch TV, surf the Internet, and secretly go out, go shopping, and participate in lively exchange meetings.
"This is the strongest old king next door in history, who easily rules a city, and his descendants are all over the world." Miao Qianqian shuddered.
The gnome laughed, "Their wallets are thick, and they won't notice it at all if they go one or two hundred at a time......... Even the cigarettes are all from the guests, and there are all kinds of famous cigarettes. ”
"Rich people, don't pay much attention to this, the pack of cigarettes on the table in the room is gone, and they won't take the initiative to look for it, they just think they didn't bring it."
When Yang Yuhao said this, he glanced at us with disdain: "So, do you think I will accompany you to bring down Huang Gangming?" It doesn't exist! ”
We opened our mouths wide in shock, trying to say something.
"Li Shuang, send off!"
Yang Yuhao immediately said: "A few of them are all big people from the shadows next door, you can find another master." ”
We looked at each other, and it seemed, this is not moving?
This person doesn't want to get involved in this matter at all.
The old man next door who hid in the chair was really chic and comfortable!
But at this time, Li Shuang next to him said: "I brought them to see you, it's the first thing, and if you don't agree to this matter, forget it....... We now turn to the second thing, our own business. ”
"You're looking for me, what's the matter?" Yang Yuhao asked.
At this time, Luo Yi secretly said to me next to me: I look at these two people, they probably have adultery.
Sure enough.
That Li Shuang said: The matter between me and Lao Jiu, and between you.
Yang Yuhao changed color all of a sudden, and said: Did he find out about us?
Li Shuang said: "At this point, we can only spread out and say, I plan to explain it to him!" ”
"The two of you, alternately, won't meet at all, how can you explain one clearly?" When the dwarf Yang Yuhao said this, his face suddenly changed, "Are you dying?" Are you going to leave his body and meet him? ”
"yes, I'm not going to die!"
Li Shuang sneered.
Yang Yuhao was silent for a while, and hugged Li Shuang affectionately, "I don't want you to die, I don't want you." ”
We looked a little dazed from the sidelines.
It's just that this Li Shuang is a woman, she is still a man, with the body of three big and five thick and nine old.
Two men hugging each other, especially a tall man, and the bird is on a short dwarf, and we look weird.
At this time, Li Shuang next to him turned his head to look at us and said, "You don't have to worry about this matter. ”
We nodded quickly, took a few steps back, and even took the initiative to silently exit the room, sitting on the sofa in the living room, looking at the two people in the room in the distance.
We knew something was going to happen.
At this time, Li Shuang didn't know what to do, and began to use something similar to leaving the soul, and slowly floated out.
The old Jiu's body fell to the ground, and after a few minutes, he slowly came to his senses again, looking around in confusion, "Is it time?" Is it my turn to control my body? ”
He looked confused, but he suddenly turned his head, saw the dwarf Yang Yuhao in front of him, and roared loudly, "It's you!" You stinky dwarf, I really found you, Li Shuang really brought me to you! ”
Sure enough, this Lao Jiu not only wants to help us, but also wants to use our hands to find this dwarf.
Because he guessed that it was this dwarf king who brought him a green hat to settle accounts?
We shrank back a little more.
On the front foot, he proudly revealed his identity as the old king, and on the back foot, someone came to arrest him, an adulterer.
Lao Jiu continued: "It turns out that you are hiding in this place! ”
The dwarf did not speak.
Next to him, Li Shuang's soul was looking at him gently, "I'm here." ”
Lao Jiu was stunned for a moment, and then he saw Li Shuang's soul beside him, and he was so frightened that he suddenly became anxious, "Why did you come out?" Are you dying? ”
"I'm dying." Li Shuang said: "Otherwise, we will never have the opportunity to talk face-to-face, and we will always be separated by yin and yang." ”
Lao Jiu looked at Li Shuang and said bitterly: I am so good to you, I have been in trouble with you, and even you have been treated with chemotherapy, I have poured all my family property for you, you died, I worked hard to save you, I was so good to you, you actually carried me behind my back....... Stealing people outside?
Li Shuang took a deep breath and said: Today, everyone is here, since the dwarf has talked about his own affairs, I will also talk about my affairs. ”
Li Shuang looked at him: Lao Jiu, before, I didn't have to say anything to you, right? When you were poor, I didn't hate the poor and love the rich, did I?
"No, you're very nice to me." Lao Jiu said that the two of them fell in love in high school, and Li Shuang was very beautiful at the time, but she was with him who looked ordinary, and she shared weal and woe with him.
Li Shuang could marry a rich man, but she married him, became a good wife and mother, worked together with him, and even went to work as a female worker in a chemical factory.
Lao Jiu said: You are really good to me, without you, I would have been unable to bear it.
Li Shuang shed tears and said: "I am good to you, you are good to me, the relationship between the two of us really has nothing to say, but why can we share hardships and hardships in our lifetime, and our hearts are connected to each other, and yin and yang are separated..... But split up? ”
"I don't know what you mean." Lao Jiu said.
"You still pretend you don't know!? It's you, who brought the woman back first! Li Shuang said sadly and angrily: You even brought women to the house, don't you know?
Lao Jiu shuddered: How are you ......
Li Shuang said: Yes! You know me very well, and you are very careful, leaving nothing behind, let alone the smell of perfume, not even a single hair, but you also left a fatal flaw.
Lao Jiu asked what flaws?
"That roll of toilet paper in the bathroom." Li Shuang said.
"Toilet paper?" Lao Jiu still doesn't understand.
Li Shuang said with tears in her eyes: "The paper at home is usually bought by me, of course you don't know, our family's pumping paper, basically thirteen days, will be used up in one roll, but in those days, a new roll of pumping paper, ten days to use up." ”
Lao Jiu squirmed his lips and said, "What does this mean?" The paper in this toilet is used more and less, and it is a day or two short, and it can't prove anything.
We also have some of the unresponsiveness.
Isn't it normal for the paper used in this toilet to be used for three days faster?
A few more visits to the toilet and you're done.
This Li Shuang's catch is too far-fetched, right?
Li Shuang lowered her head and said that we don't understand, many people go to the toilet, and they will have a habit of choosing a fixed amount of toilet paper.
Lao Jiu has obsessive-compulsive disorder, likes to count six pieces of paper, tear it into two sections, fold it into two stacks, wipe the buttocks, and the tuba is very regular, basically once a day, and it has not changed for more than ten years.
Six cuts a day, once a day, a roll of paper for thirteen days, and he has not changed since sharing his body.
"But in those days, I found that toilet paper was being used faster than before."
Li Shuang said: "This is the first anomaly, I was only suspicious at first, and later, I seriously made a mark, recorded the number of toilet paper grids, and found that you did bring someone back." ”
"That person goes to the toilet, because there is one more person in the family, so the paper will be used quickly, and it is very regular, and even later, I calculated every day and found a pattern, every other day, someone will come to our house as a guest, and that person will go to the toilet in our house."
"And, it's still a woman, she should be a person who often suffers from constipation, or diarrhea, she uses a lot of paper, she has a habit, use fourteen grids at a time, pull out a large roll, should be stacked very thick to wipe the buttocks."
I said, "Maybe it's taking a man home."
"Impossible! First, if it's a man, it's impossible to hide it from me, I wake up alternately, and I should see, and the woman..... I should go out every other hour, and I will come back to reunite with Lao Jiu the next hour, deliberately avoiding me........."
I nodded, man, I really shouldn't have bothered to avoid her.
"Moreover, such a law of paper use is not only a woman, but also a lover."
Li Shuang immediately said: "Because I continued to research later, I found that around the seventh day of each month, the amount of paper used was more than double that of before, and Lao Jiu, who usually does not deal with housework at all, will take the initiative to pack and take away the garbage at home on that day." ”
Yes?
I pursed my lips and asked, "Is there any connection between this?" How can it be further deduced from the amount of toilet paper that the woman brought back is not only a woman, but also a lover?
"Stupid!"
Miao Qianqian immediately was next to her, and reasoned seriously: "The amount of paper used in the toilet will double around the seventh, from which, it can be inferred that the woman's menstrual leave should be around the seventh!" And Lao Jiu will unusually empty the trash can on that day, which should be disposing of the aunt towel thrown in the trash can in the living room, so as not to be seen by Li Shuang at home..... From this, it can be concluded that the person brought back must be a woman, and to the extent that she is familiar enough to help each other deal with menstrual leave, she can only be an intimate couple. ”
Suddenly, cold sweat flowed down.